After the ancestor of metaphysics dressed as a fake pregnant cannon fodder

"what happened?"

The girl held the sword in her hand and looked at Shanshuidao.Shanshui limped up in front of her, fell to the ground, and told in tears that he came to Qingxi Town to save people, but was disturbed by people halfway, and let out ghosts to hurt people.

"I can't hold on to my cultivation, uncle, look at these old people, they already look like this!"

The girl glanced at the few people rolling on the ground, frowned in disgust, and said, "What's the matter with you? You didn't report to Qingxi Town this time, right?"

Taoist Shanshui was dumb for a moment, and then said stiffly: "Master, you don't know, I became attached to this place 20 years ago. At that time, there were evil spirits, and I suppressed them on this mountain, and it was considered a disaster for those who were harmed by them." A little explanation. Over the years, in order to prevent the formation of suppressing ghosts from going wrong, I have come here every year, and I didn’t let my seniors record this trivial matter.”

The girl's face softened.

"Tsk tsk tsk, your mouth is really talking nonsense. Is this bullying your little uncle who doesn't know the transfer formation?" Qi Yuqiu kicked the old Taoist priest and laughed.

"You, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"You think we're dumb, are you out of your mind to turn black and white in front of so many people?" Shocked by the old Taoist's shamelessness, Sheng Yuke said while hiding behind Qi Yuqiu.

The girl looked up impatiently, only to find that the person standing in front of her looked familiar, she frowned: "Why are you here?"

"I'm here to shoot the show." Qi Yuqiu said logically, "I'm an artist, so it's not surprising that I appear anywhere."

"You did this?" After seeing Qi Yuqiu, the girl's attitude changed obviously, and she asked him in a cold voice.

Qi Yuqiu said innocently: "What did I do? First, I didn't plan to kill people to seize treasures, and second, I didn't set up formations to win luck and earn money. I just came to shoot the show!"

"I'm asking you, did you release the ghost!" The girl only felt a burst of anger welling up in her heart, "Qi Yuqiu, I warned you, don't do whatever you want just because you have learned a little superficiality, our Metaphysics Association is not a vegetarian Yes. This time you went too far and even released the suppressed ghost, today I will represent the Metaphysics Association and teach you a lesson!"

Qi Yuqiu sneered: "What is the Metaphysics Association? I've never heard of it. What's the matter? You want to teach me a lesson. I'm so scared. I'm a law-abiding citizen and never do anything illegal. What do you want to do with me? "

This woman is really capable of making people angry when she opens her mouth.

The girl sneered: "The Metaphysics Association is designed to punish you casual cultivators who have learned a little superficiality and put yourself above the common people. As one of the three permanent director sects of the Metaphysics Association, we, Qingmang Mountain, have the right to directly arrest you and punishment!"

At this time, Sheng Yuke, who had been wandering around the two of them with his mobile phone, said, "Oh my god, there was no signal just now, but now I can finally go online!"

"Come, come, look at the camera." Sheng Yuke embraced Qi Yuqiu's shoulders and greeted the camera.

He started a live broadcast on his Weibo.

At any rate, it was a small stream with millions of fans, and when the live broadcast started, tens of thousands of people flooded into the live broadcast room instantly.

"Ke Ke, where are you, why do you look a little dark?"

"Aren't you recording a variety show? Is this some kind of task assigned by the program team? Brother, just open your mouth, like it or something, if there are not enough people, I will pull it!"

Sheng Yuke greeted the audience, and then said with a worried face: "I was filming a show, and I just encountered something interesting and wanted to share it with you, but just as I turned on the camera, something unexpected happened to us! "

"Wow, wow, what an exciting game session, give us Kangkang!"

"Which little brother is this next to you, give me a full face~"

"Brother, brother~ brother——"

Qi Yuqiu knew what he wanted to do, so he moved forward, sighed pretending to be sad, and said, "I didn't want to say it at first, but I don't want others to encounter the same thing as me in the future, so I can only waste everyone's time."

"Ah, it's Qi Yuqiu, little brother's angle of death is still so pretty."

“啊啊啊啊是我墙头，正主墙头铜矿是什么绝美的友情，球球抱抱，到底发生什么啦？”

Qi Yuqiu wiped the corners of his eyes, and said melancholy: "I cherish every fan, especially you who accompanied me through the time when the whole Internet was black, but there is a limit to star chasing, and you must not let star chasing affect your normal life. Life!"

"Qiaoqiu, is there an illegitimate student looking for you? Don't worry, we are [-]% rational. An illegitimate student is not a fan!"

Sheng Yuke took the conversation, and said sadly: "I was filming a show tonight, how could I have imagined that a girl called Qingmanshan Junior Master Uncle came to the scene, she was crazy, and she insisted on arresting Yu Qiu and imprisoning him for punishment. , has seriously affected her own mind, everyone should take it as a warning."

As he spoke, he clicked an emoji that covered his face, and the camera panned to the girl who was about to draw her sword.

The girl was already mad, she really didn't expect these two guys to be so shameless, distorting the facts, turning black and white, and slandering her in front of so many people! ! !

"You two shameless bastards, I'm going to destroy you!" the girl whispered through gritted teeth.

Sheng Yuke deliberately zoomed the camera closer to her hand holding the sword, and said in horror: "Little girl, you must be sensible, Yu Qiu has already promised to give you a hundred autographed photos, group photos are also fine, as long as you can go home well Read books, stop thinking about these things, everything is negotiable!"

Now the people in the live broadcast room are all pissed off.

"You two little brothers, don't spoil her. You gave her a hundred autographed photos. What if she asks you to sleep with me next time?"

"One hundred photos, I'm so sore, brother, don't open this door, teach her a lesson to wake her up, otherwise this kind of pretending to be crazy and selling silly autographed photos will definitely happen in the future!"

"I, I, I, I am the first disciple of Wudang, all I need is an autographed photo!"

"Isn't this too much? Don't you give people a way to survive? What if an amateur is going to be raped by you online, and he can't bear it and commits suicide?"

"Which Notre Dame came from upstairs? Go back quickly, this world is not suitable for you to live in!"

"You, you bastards!" The girl moved to the side, drew her sword and stabbed towards Qi Yuqiu and Sheng Yuke.

Sheng Yuke was not polite, and the camera moved as soon as she moved, and this sword made the people in the live broadcast room have their hearts raised in their throats.

"Ah, ah, ah, brother, be careful!"

"Call the police, call the police! What about the program crew? Where are they all dead?!"

Qi Yuqiu pulled Sheng Yuke to dodge the sword skillfully, but the girl missed a hit, so she withdrew the sword and quickly changed direction.

She said angrily: "You closed that thing! We... can't let the public know about this kind of thing!"

"I'll go, she still has the nerve to say, I don't think it's an illegitimate meal, it's a paparazzi, it's a matter of the industry!"

"It's quite shameless, actually, have you done enough paparazzi to be so blatant?"

"Crooked, your every move is under our noses, please pay attention to your words and deeds!"

"Screen recording mode is on."

Sheng Yuke first comforted the audience in the live broadcast room: "Everyone, don't worry, that sword is fake and can't hurt us. The program group doesn't ignore us. This is our own business. We can handle it so we don't cause trouble for the program group." gone."

"It's just this young lady, just say, do you still want someone to arrest Yuqiu? It's illegal to imprison others, so don't get caught up and go astray!" Sheng Yuke said, his voice becoming more and more emotional.

"Hehe, I'm still imprisoned in what age, and it's probably not easy to use my head to say such things."

The Metaphysics Association has regulations that supernatural things must not be known to the public unless it is absolutely necessary. The girl's hand holding the sword was trembling slightly with anger, and she gritted her teeth and said, "No!"

"Hey, that's right. Go back and study hard. Your parents have raised you so much that they will make you lose your mind and the ability to distinguish right from wrong." Qi Yuqiu made a pun and looked at her deeply.

Sheng Yuke chatted with the fans again, and repeatedly told them to pursue stars rationally and not to lose themselves for someone they couldn't touch, so they turned off the live broadcast.

At this time, the girl's phone also rang, she connected, and a cold voice came from inside.

"Come back after dealing with it, and go to the training hall to receive the punishment."

"It's not Senior Brother, I just didn't expect to meet..."

"Dududu-"

Before she finished speaking, the phone had already hung up.

The girl's eyes were red looking at the phone, she glared at Qi Yuqiu bitterly, wiped her eyes and walked towards the cave.

Qi Yuqiu stood in front of her: "Hey, what do you want to do?"

"Get out of the way!" The girl said indifferently, "Today, these ghosts are hurting people, so I naturally want to take them away."

"Where did the ghost come from? We don't know, do we?" Qi Yuqiu looked around.

The residents of Qingxi Town were scared out of their wits, trembling and daring not to speak out, Sheng Yuke and Cheng Yu immediately came to join them: "What era is this? Propaganda of feudal superstition is a bad idea!"

"Qi Yuqiu!" The girl broke her skills in a second, and her eyes were red with anger.

Qi Yuqiu let out a sigh: "Girl, every time you see me, you get angry and yell at yourself. It's not good, it's easy to hurt your liver. When you say haunted, you don't mean these old people, do you? They probably ate something and we've called an ambulance."

"...Yes! They just ate a kind of poisonous mushroom on the mountain, and they had hallucinations." Some people are disgusted with the behavior of Jin Hai and others. Seeing that they have suffered retribution, they feel happy, but they don't want this girl to be rescued by them again. He bravely opened his mouth and said.

"Yes, we have a lot of bacteria here, and if you are not careful, you will be poisoned. You see, they are shouting that they have been burned, but there is no fire. This is a typical poisoning phenomenon."

"Girl, you don't study hard at such a young age, what are you doing with this matter? Go down the mountain quickly."

The girl didn't expect that the person she thought was hurt by the ghost would speak for the murderer Qi Yuqiu, and she was a little confused.

"Master, don't believe what they say! These people have been fooled by Qi Yuqiu and their people's rhetoric. Isn't our purpose to destroy all evil spirits and protect the people?" Shanshui said with tears in his eyes, "Don't worry about that ghost What they were before they were alive, but now they are evil spirits who harm people! Take that ghost, even if we are scolded, then we have a clear conscience!"

The girl's eyes sharpened, Shanshui was right, the first rule they followed in doing business was to accept evil as soon as they saw it.

She put the sword on her waist and took out a jade flute from the bag behind her.This flute belonged to her master. This was the first time she went down the mountain alone to deal with matters. The master was worried, so he gave it to her for self-defense.

The flute is engraved with broken evil runes, as long as the flute is played, all the ghosts hiding nearby will not be able to hide.

When Qi Yuqiu saw the flute in her hand, his expression changed instantly. He stepped forward and grabbed the girl's wrist, and said in a deep voice, "Where did you get this flute?"

Before the girl could speak, Shanshui crawled over enduring the severe pain, and proudly said: "Why, are you afraid? This is my uncle's master, that is, the magic weapon of my uncle's ancestor. It is said that Qingmang was the old man who founded the school. Passed down by the ancestors, it only cures all kinds of evil spirits!"

"Let go!" The girl broke free from Qi Yuqiu's hand and looked at him vigilantly, "Where did I get it, does it have anything to do with you?"

Qi Yuqiu slowly put down his hands, looked at her thoughtfully, and then sneered: "Want to get rid of evil? I'd like to see, with me, which one can you move!"

At this time, a faint sound of bells floated over, as if from another world, many people began to fall asleep after hearing it.

Qi Yuqiu walked to the side of the stone platform, pinched his hands, and read: "The three wonders in the sky, the sun, the moon and the stars, illuminate my dark path, ghosts and supernatural powers, and all evil spirits bow their heads to avoid them, and the resentful souls can't stop walking when they meet, and they are in a hurry like a law!"

"go!"

The last word was uttered, the bell rang loudly, and the copper coin nailed to the stone platform collapsed and fell to the ground, followed by the copper coins nailed to the ground, one by one, like being pulled by a rope. The route Qi Yuqiu walked was towards the stone platform above.

Taoist Shanshui didn't understand this, but the girl's eyes widened.

"This, this is the soul-crossing road!" She lost her voice, "You, you actually know how to open the ghost road to cross the soul?!"

Qi Yuqiu raised a smile at the corner of his mouth, and said casually: "Is it difficult? Everyone in my teacher's school knows it. You must learn it in one year, otherwise you will be kicked out of the mountain gate."

"This is impossible, this is impossible!" The girl was already in a panic, and she opened the way to cross the soul. This is a way of life for the ghost. All can get rid of after going to the end.

Soul Crossing Road can save fierce ghosts, but it can't be deployed casually. Only the master master of their Qingmang Mountain can withstand this formation that is almost against the sky. The price that the masters have to pay is also extremely high, so they only use it once in their lifetime.

But the young man in front of him, who was only 20 years old, used it casually and easily, and used it so casually, it seemed like throwing out an exorcism talisman casually.

The bell was still ringing, and the girl turned to look in that direction. She was born with yin and yang eyes and could see four blurry figures running towards the destination in the distance.

The author has something to say: update~

The formula is adapted from the ground-breaking formula of Taoism_(:з」∠)_

I really can't make it up.