ghost wife married
Chapter 88 What a Plastic Brotherhood
At noon, Xing Han drove his car and parked at the gate of Ling's house, looked at Ling Yiran who was sitting on the passenger seat and was rubbing his waist, held back a smile and asked concerned: "Can't you make your body return to its original state quickly? Will it hurt so much?"
Ling Yiran opened the car door and said: "This is our first intimacy. We must leave a mark of pain to deepen our impression. If the pain is eliminated immediately, it will feel very unreal, as if it never happened. It's a bad feeling."
Xing Han is funny and angry.
Ling Yiran took a step towards the car, and immediately there was a tearing pain from his buttocks: "Ahh..."
"What's wrong?" Xing Han hurriedly got out of the car to help him: "Did you flash to the waist?"
Ling Yiran stared at him with tears in his eyes: "The wound on the buttocks is open."
Xing Han: "..." It was the first time I tasted love affairs, I couldn't hold it back for a while, I asked for it again and again, and did it again before leaving the hotel, only then did I know that having sex with the person I like is so wonderful and endlessly memorable.
Ling Yiran said: "Next time it's my turn to be on top."
Originally last night he said he wanted to be on the top, but Xing Han said he was afraid of pain, and then he became soft-hearted and ended up below, and he is a ghost, so his body can recover easily.
Xing Han smiled and said, "Let's talk about it next time. I'll take you back to your room first."
Ling Yiran refused: "No need, I can go back by myself."
In fact, he was worried that if Xing Han helped him back, other people would laugh at him and make him feel embarrassed.
Xing Han asked: "Can you?"
"No problem." Ling Yiran dragged his legs into Ling's house.
"Pfft." Xing Han couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and lay down on the roof of the car, his body twitched and laughed non-stop, he thought Ling Yiran was too cute, obviously in severe pain, but he couldn't bear to return to his original state, he stayed Ling Yiran was also reluctant to clean up the things in Ling Yiran's body, and insisted on keeping them in his body as a souvenir. Fortunately, half of his genes are ghosts, otherwise the liquid left in his body would definitely cause illness.
When Ling Yiran entered the Ling family, he saw that the elders of the Ling family were not afraid of the scorching sun at noon, they were exercising with rosy faces, and every movement was very vigorous, not losing to anyone.
"Hello, Uncle." The old people greeted Ling Yiran.
"Okay, okay, okay." Seeing that Ling Sisong and the others were in good spirits, Ling Yiran smiled and said, "You look good today."
Ling Sisong smiled: "It's all thanks to yesterday's meal, our cultivation base has improved, and our health has improved a lot."
Ling Siying smiled and said, "Uncle, remember to call us again on your next birthday."
"No problem, you guys continue to exercise, I'm going back to my room." Ling Yiran tried his best to walk towards the backyard with normal steps, and met Ling Qin who was also rubbing his waist and walking carefully.
"Xiao Zu." Ling Qin called out quickly: "My waist and butt hurt again, please treat me quickly."
Ling Yiran: "..."
Before the affair last night, he always thought that Ling Qin's injury was caused by his fuss after recovering the memory of his previous life, or it was caused by the fight with Dongyue.But after last night's affair, he realized that the fight he was thinking of was not that fight.
Ling Yiran patted Ling Qin's shoulder: "I'm in pain myself, you should bear with me too."
"..." Ling Qin grabbed his hand: "Xiaozu, tell me what happened during sleepwalking, so that I can have a clear idea, otherwise I will think wildly."
"You were poked by a cock." Ling Yiran pulled his hand away and walked towards the backyard.
"Meat sticks? Ham sausages? I poked myself with ham sausages? Why did I poke myself with ham sausages? Do we have ham sausages at home?" Ling Qin walked to the front yard with a blank face and saw Ling Sisong and the others. , shouted: "Grandpa, uncle, uncle, aunt, husband..."
"Xiao Qin woke up." The old man of the Ling family smiled amiably: "Did you sleep well last night?"
"My waist is a little sore, and I want to go to the hospital." Ling Qin didn't dare to tell them that his butt hurts, so that the old man would worry about him.
"Sore back?" Ling Siying hurriedly said, "Come here, I'll rub it for you."
Ling Qin quickly refused: "No, no, I'll go see a doctor." How dare he ask the old man to give him a massage.
"Yes, yes." Ling Sishan pulled Ling Qin into the room: "Where is your pain, tell auntie, and auntie will give you a pinch to ensure that you will not be sore soon."
"Aunt really doesn't need it."
At this time, Ling Qian and Ling Ce happened to come to the hall.
Ling Sisong called them over: "Xiao Qian, Xiao Ce, come here and give Xiao Qin a massage."
"Yes." Ling Qian and Ling Ce walked in, one was in charge of pressing Ling Qin's shoulders, and the other was in charge of pinching Ling Qin's legs.
Seeing his two older brothers being so obedient, Ling Qin looked at them suspiciously: "Did you guys get stimulated?" If it was before, these two would never give him a massage so obediently.
Ling Qian and Ling Cheda rolled their eyes, but they were agitated. When they thought that Ling Qin was the reincarnation of their ancestor and the partner of Beiyin Great Emperor, they felt that this was a particularly exciting stimulus.
Seeing that they were not talking, Ling Qin made no further noise after being pressed comfortably. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly remembered something, and he suddenly opened his eyes wide: "Ah——"
Everyone was taken aback by him.
Ling Sisong hurriedly said, "What's wrong?"
Ling Qin quickly stood up: "I remember Xiaozu's birthday is not today? What time is it now, did we miss it?"
Everyone: "..."
Ling Qian held him down: "Are you sick and confused? Xiaozu's birthday was yesterday, and you happened to have a fever and fell ill and couldn't go. You could only lie at home and rest."
Ling Yiran was surprised: "I was sick yesterday?"
Everyone said in unison: "Yes."
"Why don't I have an impression?"
"You are very sick. When we went to call you in the morning, you were already unconscious with a fever. Later, we got a doctor to take care of you, and the fever didn't subside until this morning."
"Really?" Ling Qin really didn't have the slightest impression. It might be that he was really sick. He said with a smile, "No wonder the two elder brothers gave me a massage. It turned out that I was sick."
Ling Qian and Ling Ce: "..."
Seeing that they didn't move, Ling Qin hurriedly said: "Don't stop, press it quickly, if you press it comfortably, there will be a reward."
Ling Qian and Ling Ce: "..."
I really want to forget what happened yesterday, and then beat this guy up.
"Even if my birthday is over, I still have to say happy birthday to Xiaozu." Ling Qin took out his phone and sent a message to Ling Yiran.
Ling Yiran was looking at the gift Dongyue gave him when he received the news.
What Dongyue gave him was a space necklace, which contained a bunch of precious items such as artifacts, equipment and pills.
Ling Yiran picked out an artifact and a set of equipment for Shi Yi, and gave him a bottle of healing elixir.
Shi Yi was moved and said: "Yi Ran, you are too kind to me."
Ling Yiran smiled at him: "Even if I'm not by your side in the future, I'm not afraid that Liu Mengqi and the others will bully you again."
Speaking of Liu Mengqi, Shi Yi laughed happily: "Tomorrow Liu Mengqi will be put on public trial, why don't you go and have a look, and bring back a few missions by the way, and, you haven't been to your new house yet, let's go back Go see."
"Didn't our mission not be completed? Still receive the mission?"
Shi Yi rolled his eyes, took out his mobile phone from the underworld and said, "You're ashamed to say that we haven't gone to the mission for so long, and now all the missions we received before have been completed, so we can only re-accept a few more missions."
Ling Yiran was surprised: "Can't you receive tasks on your mobile phone?"
"Recently, there is a small problem with the task system in the mobile phone. You can only click to complete the task, but you cannot receive the task."
"Well, let's go back tomorrow and see your father by the way."
"it is good."
Ling Yiran rested at Ling's house for a day, and returned to the underworld with Shi Yi early the next morning.
Liu Mengqi's public trial time is eight o'clock in the morning, and he accepts the judgment of black and white impermanence in the square outside the main hall of Fengdu. Since Liu Mengqi has damaged the reputation of ghost messengers, ghost messengers who have no mission have to go to the square to watch and learn a lesson .
When Liu Mengqi was put on the stand for trial, he kept shouting: "I am wronged, I am really wronged."
The black and white impermanence in charge of this matter, with a stern face, was indifferent to Liu Mengqi's grievances. First, he asked the Dawuchang who worked with Shen Qiu that day to testify on the stage, and then asked the three evil spirits brought by Liu Mengqi to identify Liu Mengqi. Qi's evil deeds, all the evidence is conclusive, no matter how much Liu Mengqi calls for injustice, it will not help.
In the end, one of Black and White Wuchang made a verdict on the result: "Xiao Wuchang Liu League violated the regulations of the local government. Serious consequences, but this person didn’t know how to admit his mistakes, so I and other Wuchang decided to dismiss him as a ghost messenger and never hire him again, and then sent him to the 1000th floor of hell for one year, and within [-] years, You must not have the opportunity to reincarnate, even if you use the opportunity to reincarnate, you will be thrown into the animal realm. I hope the ghost messengers who are watching will be a warning and don’t make the same mistake.”
"No, I don't want to be dismissed, I don't want to be a beast." Liu Mengqi yelled frantically, and when he saw Yi Ji and Ma Zhong standing in the crowd, he shouted anxiously: "Boss, boss, hurry up!" Plead for me, boss..."
Seeing that Yi Ji ignored him, he turned to call Ma Zhong: "Ma Zhong, please save me, Ma Zhong..."
Ma Zhong ignored him, turned around and turned his back.
Ling Yiran, who was standing aside, said sarcastically, "It's really plastic brotherhood."
Ma Zhong glared at him angrily.
Seeing Yi Ji and Ma Zhong ignoring him, Liu Mengqi's eyes became more and more red, and the emotions in his eyes became more and more crazy. He pushed away the ghost messenger who stepped forward to press him, and shouted: "All this..."
Yi Ji guessed what he wanted to say, and said to Liu Mengqi through voice transmission: "If you don't want to be sentenced to one year in the [-]th floor of hell, just shut up, I will find a way to get it out, and if you do something that pleases me Things, you don't want to live a good life in the future."
Liu Mengqi snorted coldly, and said through voice transmission: "Then you hurry up, or I won't guarantee that I can keep my mouth shut."
Yi Ji: "..."
Ling Yiran opened the car door and said: "This is our first intimacy. We must leave a mark of pain to deepen our impression. If the pain is eliminated immediately, it will feel very unreal, as if it never happened. It's a bad feeling."
Xing Han is funny and angry.
Ling Yiran took a step towards the car, and immediately there was a tearing pain from his buttocks: "Ahh..."
"What's wrong?" Xing Han hurriedly got out of the car to help him: "Did you flash to the waist?"
Ling Yiran stared at him with tears in his eyes: "The wound on the buttocks is open."
Xing Han: "..." It was the first time I tasted love affairs, I couldn't hold it back for a while, I asked for it again and again, and did it again before leaving the hotel, only then did I know that having sex with the person I like is so wonderful and endlessly memorable.
Ling Yiran said: "Next time it's my turn to be on top."
Originally last night he said he wanted to be on the top, but Xing Han said he was afraid of pain, and then he became soft-hearted and ended up below, and he is a ghost, so his body can recover easily.
Xing Han smiled and said, "Let's talk about it next time. I'll take you back to your room first."
Ling Yiran refused: "No need, I can go back by myself."
In fact, he was worried that if Xing Han helped him back, other people would laugh at him and make him feel embarrassed.
Xing Han asked: "Can you?"
"No problem." Ling Yiran dragged his legs into Ling's house.
"Pfft." Xing Han couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and lay down on the roof of the car, his body twitched and laughed non-stop, he thought Ling Yiran was too cute, obviously in severe pain, but he couldn't bear to return to his original state, he stayed Ling Yiran was also reluctant to clean up the things in Ling Yiran's body, and insisted on keeping them in his body as a souvenir. Fortunately, half of his genes are ghosts, otherwise the liquid left in his body would definitely cause illness.
When Ling Yiran entered the Ling family, he saw that the elders of the Ling family were not afraid of the scorching sun at noon, they were exercising with rosy faces, and every movement was very vigorous, not losing to anyone.
"Hello, Uncle." The old people greeted Ling Yiran.
"Okay, okay, okay." Seeing that Ling Sisong and the others were in good spirits, Ling Yiran smiled and said, "You look good today."
Ling Sisong smiled: "It's all thanks to yesterday's meal, our cultivation base has improved, and our health has improved a lot."
Ling Siying smiled and said, "Uncle, remember to call us again on your next birthday."
"No problem, you guys continue to exercise, I'm going back to my room." Ling Yiran tried his best to walk towards the backyard with normal steps, and met Ling Qin who was also rubbing his waist and walking carefully.
"Xiao Zu." Ling Qin called out quickly: "My waist and butt hurt again, please treat me quickly."
Ling Yiran: "..."
Before the affair last night, he always thought that Ling Qin's injury was caused by his fuss after recovering the memory of his previous life, or it was caused by the fight with Dongyue.But after last night's affair, he realized that the fight he was thinking of was not that fight.
Ling Yiran patted Ling Qin's shoulder: "I'm in pain myself, you should bear with me too."
"..." Ling Qin grabbed his hand: "Xiaozu, tell me what happened during sleepwalking, so that I can have a clear idea, otherwise I will think wildly."
"You were poked by a cock." Ling Yiran pulled his hand away and walked towards the backyard.
"Meat sticks? Ham sausages? I poked myself with ham sausages? Why did I poke myself with ham sausages? Do we have ham sausages at home?" Ling Qin walked to the front yard with a blank face and saw Ling Sisong and the others. , shouted: "Grandpa, uncle, uncle, aunt, husband..."
"Xiao Qin woke up." The old man of the Ling family smiled amiably: "Did you sleep well last night?"
"My waist is a little sore, and I want to go to the hospital." Ling Qin didn't dare to tell them that his butt hurts, so that the old man would worry about him.
"Sore back?" Ling Siying hurriedly said, "Come here, I'll rub it for you."
Ling Qin quickly refused: "No, no, I'll go see a doctor." How dare he ask the old man to give him a massage.
"Yes, yes." Ling Sishan pulled Ling Qin into the room: "Where is your pain, tell auntie, and auntie will give you a pinch to ensure that you will not be sore soon."
"Aunt really doesn't need it."
At this time, Ling Qian and Ling Ce happened to come to the hall.
Ling Sisong called them over: "Xiao Qian, Xiao Ce, come here and give Xiao Qin a massage."
"Yes." Ling Qian and Ling Ce walked in, one was in charge of pressing Ling Qin's shoulders, and the other was in charge of pinching Ling Qin's legs.
Seeing his two older brothers being so obedient, Ling Qin looked at them suspiciously: "Did you guys get stimulated?" If it was before, these two would never give him a massage so obediently.
Ling Qian and Ling Cheda rolled their eyes, but they were agitated. When they thought that Ling Qin was the reincarnation of their ancestor and the partner of Beiyin Great Emperor, they felt that this was a particularly exciting stimulus.
Seeing that they were not talking, Ling Qin made no further noise after being pressed comfortably. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly remembered something, and he suddenly opened his eyes wide: "Ah——"
Everyone was taken aback by him.
Ling Sisong hurriedly said, "What's wrong?"
Ling Qin quickly stood up: "I remember Xiaozu's birthday is not today? What time is it now, did we miss it?"
Everyone: "..."
Ling Qian held him down: "Are you sick and confused? Xiaozu's birthday was yesterday, and you happened to have a fever and fell ill and couldn't go. You could only lie at home and rest."
Ling Yiran was surprised: "I was sick yesterday?"
Everyone said in unison: "Yes."
"Why don't I have an impression?"
"You are very sick. When we went to call you in the morning, you were already unconscious with a fever. Later, we got a doctor to take care of you, and the fever didn't subside until this morning."
"Really?" Ling Qin really didn't have the slightest impression. It might be that he was really sick. He said with a smile, "No wonder the two elder brothers gave me a massage. It turned out that I was sick."
Ling Qian and Ling Ce: "..."
Seeing that they didn't move, Ling Qin hurriedly said: "Don't stop, press it quickly, if you press it comfortably, there will be a reward."
Ling Qian and Ling Ce: "..."
I really want to forget what happened yesterday, and then beat this guy up.
"Even if my birthday is over, I still have to say happy birthday to Xiaozu." Ling Qin took out his phone and sent a message to Ling Yiran.
Ling Yiran was looking at the gift Dongyue gave him when he received the news.
What Dongyue gave him was a space necklace, which contained a bunch of precious items such as artifacts, equipment and pills.
Ling Yiran picked out an artifact and a set of equipment for Shi Yi, and gave him a bottle of healing elixir.
Shi Yi was moved and said: "Yi Ran, you are too kind to me."
Ling Yiran smiled at him: "Even if I'm not by your side in the future, I'm not afraid that Liu Mengqi and the others will bully you again."
Speaking of Liu Mengqi, Shi Yi laughed happily: "Tomorrow Liu Mengqi will be put on public trial, why don't you go and have a look, and bring back a few missions by the way, and, you haven't been to your new house yet, let's go back Go see."
"Didn't our mission not be completed? Still receive the mission?"
Shi Yi rolled his eyes, took out his mobile phone from the underworld and said, "You're ashamed to say that we haven't gone to the mission for so long, and now all the missions we received before have been completed, so we can only re-accept a few more missions."
Ling Yiran was surprised: "Can't you receive tasks on your mobile phone?"
"Recently, there is a small problem with the task system in the mobile phone. You can only click to complete the task, but you cannot receive the task."
"Well, let's go back tomorrow and see your father by the way."
"it is good."
Ling Yiran rested at Ling's house for a day, and returned to the underworld with Shi Yi early the next morning.
Liu Mengqi's public trial time is eight o'clock in the morning, and he accepts the judgment of black and white impermanence in the square outside the main hall of Fengdu. Since Liu Mengqi has damaged the reputation of ghost messengers, ghost messengers who have no mission have to go to the square to watch and learn a lesson .
When Liu Mengqi was put on the stand for trial, he kept shouting: "I am wronged, I am really wronged."
The black and white impermanence in charge of this matter, with a stern face, was indifferent to Liu Mengqi's grievances. First, he asked the Dawuchang who worked with Shen Qiu that day to testify on the stage, and then asked the three evil spirits brought by Liu Mengqi to identify Liu Mengqi. Qi's evil deeds, all the evidence is conclusive, no matter how much Liu Mengqi calls for injustice, it will not help.
In the end, one of Black and White Wuchang made a verdict on the result: "Xiao Wuchang Liu League violated the regulations of the local government. Serious consequences, but this person didn’t know how to admit his mistakes, so I and other Wuchang decided to dismiss him as a ghost messenger and never hire him again, and then sent him to the 1000th floor of hell for one year, and within [-] years, You must not have the opportunity to reincarnate, even if you use the opportunity to reincarnate, you will be thrown into the animal realm. I hope the ghost messengers who are watching will be a warning and don’t make the same mistake.”
"No, I don't want to be dismissed, I don't want to be a beast." Liu Mengqi yelled frantically, and when he saw Yi Ji and Ma Zhong standing in the crowd, he shouted anxiously: "Boss, boss, hurry up!" Plead for me, boss..."
Seeing that Yi Ji ignored him, he turned to call Ma Zhong: "Ma Zhong, please save me, Ma Zhong..."
Ma Zhong ignored him, turned around and turned his back.
Ling Yiran, who was standing aside, said sarcastically, "It's really plastic brotherhood."
Ma Zhong glared at him angrily.
Seeing Yi Ji and Ma Zhong ignoring him, Liu Mengqi's eyes became more and more red, and the emotions in his eyes became more and more crazy. He pushed away the ghost messenger who stepped forward to press him, and shouted: "All this..."
Yi Ji guessed what he wanted to say, and said to Liu Mengqi through voice transmission: "If you don't want to be sentenced to one year in the [-]th floor of hell, just shut up, I will find a way to get it out, and if you do something that pleases me Things, you don't want to live a good life in the future."
Liu Mengqi snorted coldly, and said through voice transmission: "Then you hurry up, or I won't guarantee that I can keep my mouth shut."
Yi Ji: "..."
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