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Chapter 158 Do you want to drink my saliva?
The higher the gods, the more they can't let go of their status to talk to the lower gods or mortals, so the routine can only be handed over to the land gods who often come into contact with mortals.
Under the "oppression" of the gods, the God of the Land had no choice but to bite the bullet and come to the people of the Ling family, and asked with a kind smile: "Young people, I just heard that you want to take pictures, can I also take pictures for you?" one?"
The Ling family was flattered, and Ling Sisong hurriedly asked: "Of course, Xiao Cang, quickly take a picture of Fu Zhengshen."
Fude Zhengshen is the official name of the God of the Land, and the God of the Land or the Lord of the Land and Father-in-law of the Land are common names taken by mortals.
Ling Cang came back to his senses and said excitedly: "Okay, okay."
The land god smiled and asked, "How do you know that I am the land god?"
Ling Sisong said respectfully: "I was lucky enough to meet other land gods once, and the clothes he wore were similar to yours, so I knew you were the land god."
The God of Earth looked at Ling Sisong and the others: "Looking at the small cultivation in your body, you should be people who learn Taoism in the mortal world, right?"
"Yes."
Soon, the God of Earth found out all the details of the Ling family, and learned that the Ling family was relatives of the Great Beiyin Emperor. Many gods who wanted to curry favor with the Great Beiyin came to take photos with the Ling family.
The Ling family was so happy that they even specially sent the photos to their colleagues.
The colleagues in the industry were both envious and frustrated when they saw it. How could members of the Ling family always see gods? They never saw even half of them, let alone one. Therefore, the status of the Ling family in the mysterious art world has quietly improved one step.
Seeing that the banquet was about to start, Ling Yiran, who was welcoming the guests outside, couldn't help but keep looking out.
Feng Yin asked: "Are you waiting for Xing Han?"
Ling Yiran paused, and said calmly, "Who's waiting for him?"
Feng Yin sneered: "Do you know that your appearance now is as awkward as when I denied liking your father?"
Ling Yiran: "..."
Ling Qin resented Feng Yin: "You also know that you were awkward before?"
Feng Yin coughed uncomfortably.
At this time, the ghost guards shouted from outside: "Nine heavens respond to the sound of thunder and generalize the gods to—"
Feng Yin snorted and said, "This kid changed a word according to his father's official title. People who don't listen carefully think that the Nine Heavens Yingyuan Thunder Universalization Heavenly Lord has arrived."
Ling Yiran asked curiously, "Dad, who are you talking about?"
"When he comes, you will know."
Then, a handsome man in a white embroidered gold brocade forging robe led all his subordinates to congratulate.
Seeing the man walking in front, Ling Yiran said happily, "Senior Brother, it's Senior Brother."
Chen Qing smiled at Ling Yiran, took out a gift and said, "Congratulations, junior brother, from today onwards, you have officially become a member of our fairy world."
"Congratulations, congratulations." The little man sitting on his shoulder said as he jumped onto Ling Yiran to suck his Yin Qi, and then jumped back into Chenqing's arms.
"Thank you, brother, please come and sit inside." Ling Yiran took the gift and made a gesture of invitation.
The gods of Leibu who came with Chen Qing also brought out gifts to Ling Yiran one after another.
Chen Qing introduced to Ling Yiran: "They are all members of our Lei Department."
Ling Yiran thanked them: "Thank you for coming to the banquet for your kindness. The banquet is about to begin. Please come inside."
"Let's go in and sit down first." Chen Qing turned around and heard Guiwei shouting: "Emperor Dongyue, Emperor Nanyue, Emperor Xiyue, Emperor Beiyue are here..."
Chen Qing turned around.
Ling Yiran's eyes brightened slightly.
Feng Yin snorted coldly: "Zhongyue is a coward, he dare not come."
Ling Yiran's face darkened when he heard the mention of Emperor Zhongyue.
Ling Qin said, "Don't mention him as a spoiler."
The Siyue Emperor appeared in the courtyard, led by Xing Han. He was wearing a dark blue ancient suit, with a wide embroidered gold belt around his waist, and a Ziyang jade accessory on his waist. Gold jade black boots, there is no place on the whole body that does not reveal his luxury, even the black hair is sandwiched with a blond hair band, compared with the three great emperors who are dressed more plainly in the back, he obviously dressed up before coming here.
Ling Yiran stared blankly.
The corner of Xing Han's mouth twitched slightly, then moved Chen Qing aside, and took out a red heart box: "Yiran, this is a gift for you, and I made it myself."
Chen Qing glanced at the box, snorted coldly and muttered, "It's just that the box is special."
The gods of the Ministry of Lei are a group of straight men who have never been in love and do not know how to fall in love. When they saw the red heart box, they all laughed and said: "The shape of Dongyue Emperor's box is really unique. It is the first time we have seen it." into a box like this."
The gift boxes they gave were either square or rectangular, without any special features. In the future, the gift boxes they gave could be made in the shape of Dongyue Emperor's box, which would highlight the specialness of their gifts.
Xing Han was heartbroken, and thought: They are all a bunch of ignorant idiots.
The heart-shaped box he gave as a gift was actually used to imply to Chen Qing that Ling Yiran was his person, the person he wanted to chase, and told him not to make up his mind, who knew that the other party could not understand the meaning of the heart-shaped box.
Really pissed him off.
Seeing that Xing Han's wishful thinking had come to nothing, Emperor Xiyue gave a chuckle and took out a gift box to Ling Yiran.
Feng Yin asked the elder to invite them to sit in.
Ling Qin asked the ghost officer next to him who was in charge of keeping records: "Is it almost time for the guests to arrive?"
The ghost officer said respectfully: "Everyone who can come has come, and those who can't have sent someone to give gifts."
Ling Qin snorted coldly: "Some annoying guys didn't come, they should just send someone to give gifts."
Ling Yiran asked, "Father, who are you talking about?"
"Just the people who bullied me in Tiandao Academy before, forget it, don't mention them today, so as not to spoil the fun." Ling Qin pulled Ling Yiran into the hall: "There are still many gods who have not come today, especially those from the Buddhist world. Buddhas and gods, they always like to be quiet and rarely attend banquets, except for important banquets. After all, we are all gods and have a lot of work to do. "
When the gods saw the Great Beiyin come in, everyone stood up again to congratulate.
Feng Yin said a few opening words, introduced Ling Yiran grandly to everyone again, and then the meeting began.
Everyone chatted while eating, from the official robes of ghost messengers in the underworld to major events in the world.
Feng Yin brought Ling Yiran around to chat with the guests, mainly to make the relationship between his son and the gods closer.
Ling Qin didn't follow up to join in the fun, but went to the Dragon King of the East China Sea again to talk about Tiandao School.
Ling Yiran walked around with Feng Yin, always felt that there was one person missing, and after thinking for a long time, he remembered that Shi Yi hadn't seen him since he followed them back to the underworld, and he didn't even come to the banquet.
He went to the ghost guard to find someone, and then the ghost guard came back and said, "Master Shi asked the young master to come to his room."
Ling Yiran thought that he had already seen the guests, so it shouldn't matter if he left for a while, so he left the main hall and came to Shi Yi's room.
"Ayi, why don't you go to the hall to attend the banquet?"
Shi Yi poured Ling Yiran a cup of tea: "I went to the main hall before, and came back when I saw someone I didn't know."
Ling Yiran picked up the teacup and said with a smile: "When did you become so shy of strangers? Even if you met people you didn't know before, you still looked familiar. Today you really don't look like you."
"People have to grow up." Shi Yi looked at the teacup in his hand and smiled slightly: "Taste the tea I made quickly. After drinking it, go back to the main hall to greet your guests. I'll come back later." past."
Ling Yiran blew on the hot tea in the cup and brought it to his mouth.
"So..." Someone outside shouted.
Ling Yiran stopped when he heard Xing Han's voice, got up and walked outside the room and asked Xing Han, "Why did you come out with me?"
Shi Yi looked at the teacup and frowned: "Another person is in the way."
Xing Han walked to the door of the room, looked at Shi Yi and said, "I saw you coming out, so I followed to see, why are you all staying in the room?"
Ling Yiran said: "We'll go back to the main hall later."
Xing Han and Ling Yiran walked into the room and sat down: "When you go to Tiandao Academy, you can take Shi Yi with you, and he can follow you and help you when he returns from his studies in the future."
Ling Yiran smiled and said, "I think so too."
Shi Yi looked at them in surprise: "Yiran, you are going to Tiandao Academy, and bring little...cough, take me with you?"
"My dad and the others said that Tiandao Academy can learn a lot, and it can also bring other people to study. Of course I want to take you. It is definitely not a problem to test the judge when you come back from your studies. After you become a judge, no one will dare I have underestimated you and Uncle Qi, and with my little master as your backer, I will guarantee you and Uncle Qi to eat and drink in the underworld, so that you will not be wronged in the slightest."
Shi Yi was slightly taken aback, and said with a smile: "So you are so kind, you always think of me."
Ling Yiran patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are my brother, so of course I have to think about you."
Shi Yi stood up quickly and picked up the teapot and cups: "The room is reserved for you, so I won't disturb your getting along."
Ling Yiran said in amazement: "Didn't you say you wanted me to drink the tea you made? Why did you take my cup away with you?"
"It's enough for you to drink each other's saliva, why do you need my tea." Shi Yi took the tea and disappeared into the room.
Ling Yiran was very embarrassed by his words: "Ayi, what is this bastard talking about?"
Xing Han asked with a smile: "Excuse me, Your Highness, do you want to drink my saliva?"
Ling Yiran glared at him: "Get lost."
Xing Han's eyes were full of smiles: "If I get lost, who will accompany you? You don't have to drink my saliva, and you can eat what I gave you."
"You said what you gave me before? What you gave me was food?" Ling Yiran took out the box curiously: "What is it for food?"
He opened the box, and there were two small puppets the size of fists inside. In addition, there were more than a dozen black puppets the size of two thumbs. He was stunned: "This is... this is chocolate? You Did you carve it yourself?"
"Well, my grandma's chef taught me how to carve." Xing Han sensed someone outside, took a look outside, and saw Chen Qing standing in the distance looking at them, the corners of his lips curled up slightly.
Under the "oppression" of the gods, the God of the Land had no choice but to bite the bullet and come to the people of the Ling family, and asked with a kind smile: "Young people, I just heard that you want to take pictures, can I also take pictures for you?" one?"
The Ling family was flattered, and Ling Sisong hurriedly asked: "Of course, Xiao Cang, quickly take a picture of Fu Zhengshen."
Fude Zhengshen is the official name of the God of the Land, and the God of the Land or the Lord of the Land and Father-in-law of the Land are common names taken by mortals.
Ling Cang came back to his senses and said excitedly: "Okay, okay."
The land god smiled and asked, "How do you know that I am the land god?"
Ling Sisong said respectfully: "I was lucky enough to meet other land gods once, and the clothes he wore were similar to yours, so I knew you were the land god."
The God of Earth looked at Ling Sisong and the others: "Looking at the small cultivation in your body, you should be people who learn Taoism in the mortal world, right?"
"Yes."
Soon, the God of Earth found out all the details of the Ling family, and learned that the Ling family was relatives of the Great Beiyin Emperor. Many gods who wanted to curry favor with the Great Beiyin came to take photos with the Ling family.
The Ling family was so happy that they even specially sent the photos to their colleagues.
The colleagues in the industry were both envious and frustrated when they saw it. How could members of the Ling family always see gods? They never saw even half of them, let alone one. Therefore, the status of the Ling family in the mysterious art world has quietly improved one step.
Seeing that the banquet was about to start, Ling Yiran, who was welcoming the guests outside, couldn't help but keep looking out.
Feng Yin asked: "Are you waiting for Xing Han?"
Ling Yiran paused, and said calmly, "Who's waiting for him?"
Feng Yin sneered: "Do you know that your appearance now is as awkward as when I denied liking your father?"
Ling Yiran: "..."
Ling Qin resented Feng Yin: "You also know that you were awkward before?"
Feng Yin coughed uncomfortably.
At this time, the ghost guards shouted from outside: "Nine heavens respond to the sound of thunder and generalize the gods to—"
Feng Yin snorted and said, "This kid changed a word according to his father's official title. People who don't listen carefully think that the Nine Heavens Yingyuan Thunder Universalization Heavenly Lord has arrived."
Ling Yiran asked curiously, "Dad, who are you talking about?"
"When he comes, you will know."
Then, a handsome man in a white embroidered gold brocade forging robe led all his subordinates to congratulate.
Seeing the man walking in front, Ling Yiran said happily, "Senior Brother, it's Senior Brother."
Chen Qing smiled at Ling Yiran, took out a gift and said, "Congratulations, junior brother, from today onwards, you have officially become a member of our fairy world."
"Congratulations, congratulations." The little man sitting on his shoulder said as he jumped onto Ling Yiran to suck his Yin Qi, and then jumped back into Chenqing's arms.
"Thank you, brother, please come and sit inside." Ling Yiran took the gift and made a gesture of invitation.
The gods of Leibu who came with Chen Qing also brought out gifts to Ling Yiran one after another.
Chen Qing introduced to Ling Yiran: "They are all members of our Lei Department."
Ling Yiran thanked them: "Thank you for coming to the banquet for your kindness. The banquet is about to begin. Please come inside."
"Let's go in and sit down first." Chen Qing turned around and heard Guiwei shouting: "Emperor Dongyue, Emperor Nanyue, Emperor Xiyue, Emperor Beiyue are here..."
Chen Qing turned around.
Ling Yiran's eyes brightened slightly.
Feng Yin snorted coldly: "Zhongyue is a coward, he dare not come."
Ling Yiran's face darkened when he heard the mention of Emperor Zhongyue.
Ling Qin said, "Don't mention him as a spoiler."
The Siyue Emperor appeared in the courtyard, led by Xing Han. He was wearing a dark blue ancient suit, with a wide embroidered gold belt around his waist, and a Ziyang jade accessory on his waist. Gold jade black boots, there is no place on the whole body that does not reveal his luxury, even the black hair is sandwiched with a blond hair band, compared with the three great emperors who are dressed more plainly in the back, he obviously dressed up before coming here.
Ling Yiran stared blankly.
The corner of Xing Han's mouth twitched slightly, then moved Chen Qing aside, and took out a red heart box: "Yiran, this is a gift for you, and I made it myself."
Chen Qing glanced at the box, snorted coldly and muttered, "It's just that the box is special."
The gods of the Ministry of Lei are a group of straight men who have never been in love and do not know how to fall in love. When they saw the red heart box, they all laughed and said: "The shape of Dongyue Emperor's box is really unique. It is the first time we have seen it." into a box like this."
The gift boxes they gave were either square or rectangular, without any special features. In the future, the gift boxes they gave could be made in the shape of Dongyue Emperor's box, which would highlight the specialness of their gifts.
Xing Han was heartbroken, and thought: They are all a bunch of ignorant idiots.
The heart-shaped box he gave as a gift was actually used to imply to Chen Qing that Ling Yiran was his person, the person he wanted to chase, and told him not to make up his mind, who knew that the other party could not understand the meaning of the heart-shaped box.
Really pissed him off.
Seeing that Xing Han's wishful thinking had come to nothing, Emperor Xiyue gave a chuckle and took out a gift box to Ling Yiran.
Feng Yin asked the elder to invite them to sit in.
Ling Qin asked the ghost officer next to him who was in charge of keeping records: "Is it almost time for the guests to arrive?"
The ghost officer said respectfully: "Everyone who can come has come, and those who can't have sent someone to give gifts."
Ling Qin snorted coldly: "Some annoying guys didn't come, they should just send someone to give gifts."
Ling Yiran asked, "Father, who are you talking about?"
"Just the people who bullied me in Tiandao Academy before, forget it, don't mention them today, so as not to spoil the fun." Ling Qin pulled Ling Yiran into the hall: "There are still many gods who have not come today, especially those from the Buddhist world. Buddhas and gods, they always like to be quiet and rarely attend banquets, except for important banquets. After all, we are all gods and have a lot of work to do. "
When the gods saw the Great Beiyin come in, everyone stood up again to congratulate.
Feng Yin said a few opening words, introduced Ling Yiran grandly to everyone again, and then the meeting began.
Everyone chatted while eating, from the official robes of ghost messengers in the underworld to major events in the world.
Feng Yin brought Ling Yiran around to chat with the guests, mainly to make the relationship between his son and the gods closer.
Ling Qin didn't follow up to join in the fun, but went to the Dragon King of the East China Sea again to talk about Tiandao School.
Ling Yiran walked around with Feng Yin, always felt that there was one person missing, and after thinking for a long time, he remembered that Shi Yi hadn't seen him since he followed them back to the underworld, and he didn't even come to the banquet.
He went to the ghost guard to find someone, and then the ghost guard came back and said, "Master Shi asked the young master to come to his room."
Ling Yiran thought that he had already seen the guests, so it shouldn't matter if he left for a while, so he left the main hall and came to Shi Yi's room.
"Ayi, why don't you go to the hall to attend the banquet?"
Shi Yi poured Ling Yiran a cup of tea: "I went to the main hall before, and came back when I saw someone I didn't know."
Ling Yiran picked up the teacup and said with a smile: "When did you become so shy of strangers? Even if you met people you didn't know before, you still looked familiar. Today you really don't look like you."
"People have to grow up." Shi Yi looked at the teacup in his hand and smiled slightly: "Taste the tea I made quickly. After drinking it, go back to the main hall to greet your guests. I'll come back later." past."
Ling Yiran blew on the hot tea in the cup and brought it to his mouth.
"So..." Someone outside shouted.
Ling Yiran stopped when he heard Xing Han's voice, got up and walked outside the room and asked Xing Han, "Why did you come out with me?"
Shi Yi looked at the teacup and frowned: "Another person is in the way."
Xing Han walked to the door of the room, looked at Shi Yi and said, "I saw you coming out, so I followed to see, why are you all staying in the room?"
Ling Yiran said: "We'll go back to the main hall later."
Xing Han and Ling Yiran walked into the room and sat down: "When you go to Tiandao Academy, you can take Shi Yi with you, and he can follow you and help you when he returns from his studies in the future."
Ling Yiran smiled and said, "I think so too."
Shi Yi looked at them in surprise: "Yiran, you are going to Tiandao Academy, and bring little...cough, take me with you?"
"My dad and the others said that Tiandao Academy can learn a lot, and it can also bring other people to study. Of course I want to take you. It is definitely not a problem to test the judge when you come back from your studies. After you become a judge, no one will dare I have underestimated you and Uncle Qi, and with my little master as your backer, I will guarantee you and Uncle Qi to eat and drink in the underworld, so that you will not be wronged in the slightest."
Shi Yi was slightly taken aback, and said with a smile: "So you are so kind, you always think of me."
Ling Yiran patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are my brother, so of course I have to think about you."
Shi Yi stood up quickly and picked up the teapot and cups: "The room is reserved for you, so I won't disturb your getting along."
Ling Yiran said in amazement: "Didn't you say you wanted me to drink the tea you made? Why did you take my cup away with you?"
"It's enough for you to drink each other's saliva, why do you need my tea." Shi Yi took the tea and disappeared into the room.
Ling Yiran was very embarrassed by his words: "Ayi, what is this bastard talking about?"
Xing Han asked with a smile: "Excuse me, Your Highness, do you want to drink my saliva?"
Ling Yiran glared at him: "Get lost."
Xing Han's eyes were full of smiles: "If I get lost, who will accompany you? You don't have to drink my saliva, and you can eat what I gave you."
"You said what you gave me before? What you gave me was food?" Ling Yiran took out the box curiously: "What is it for food?"
He opened the box, and there were two small puppets the size of fists inside. In addition, there were more than a dozen black puppets the size of two thumbs. He was stunned: "This is... this is chocolate? You Did you carve it yourself?"
"Well, my grandma's chef taught me how to carve." Xing Han sensed someone outside, took a look outside, and saw Chen Qing standing in the distance looking at them, the corners of his lips curled up slightly.
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