Funny is more fun than youth

Once again, the instigator of the Tianyang Group's instigator must be the implementer of the whole conspiracy from beginning to end.As the two sides repeatedly saw each other, Mu Yunxi had already locked his target on one of his relatives.

At the end, Mu Mu wrote a sentence on the paper flamboyantly and nodded. The old cow looked at him secretively, took out the lighter, and burned the paper.

Just now Lao Niu went out to buy food for the two of them for the next two days, brought back two takeaways by the way, and then went out to continue working as a correspondent for Mu Yunxi.

Rado is languid today, he was tormented by the pain of the cauda equina nerve last night, and now he is in a drowsy sleep, Mu Yunxi sat cross-legged on the bed, put his hand into the Xia Liang quilt, and kneaded the dislocated cock for him one by one. place.

Rado snorted in his sleep, and unconsciously rubbed the stick with his hand against the familiar person beside him, then was gently held, satisfied and stopped moving.

After pinching for a while, guessing that it was time for regular urination, Mu Yunxi bowed his head and gently kissed the person under him awake, watching him moaning and rubbing his eyes with a dissatisfied expression, he grabbed a pen and paper next to him and wrote a line of small characters.

【May I hold you to pee? 】

"Okay." Rado lifted the quilt with a clatter, let the remnant body hang in the air, put his arms around Mu Yunxi's neck, tried to wrap his legs around his waist, tried hard and fell down feebly.Frown in pain.

Mu Yunxi hugged his waist and hips, carefully picked him up, patted his lower back to express comfort, and let Radon's stump of right thigh playfully rub against his waist, and went into the bathroom.

Urination is not smooth, and the urine is also brown. At this moment, the two are negotiating fiercely on paper.

[I'm fine! I'm not going to the hospital!I've been tired for the past two days, just adjust it! 】

[How can I rest assured that you look like this! 】

【I won't tell you I'm hungry】

Mu Yunxi hurriedly handed over a box of takeaway, opened it and found that the fried noodles were full of chili peppers, snatched it back, put it far away from Lado, opened another box, and it was the same.

【I'll cook porridge for you. ] After finishing writing, he threw it to Rado, got up and went to the kitchen to look for rice.

Rado moved from the sofa to the floor, leaning on the coffee table and moved back, reached the portion of fried noodles, took three bites, and took it away with a pair of white hands, Rado's stick only touched the takeaway box helplessly , The right hand holding the chopsticks has no time to grab it.

"I'm sick..." Mu Yunxi frowned and suppressed the resonant sound in his head, swallowed, and changed his voice to a lower voice, "It's not because you feel sick." With all the fried noodles in his arms, he went into the kitchen.

The white face poked out of the kitchen door again, "Wait...my porridge" accompanied by a sunny smile, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.

With a helpless face, Rado climbed onto the sofa and drew circles on the paper just now. Feeling bored, he climbed in front of the wheelchair again, propped himself up, and rowed the wheelchair into the kitchen to find Mu Yunxi.

Mu Mu was waiting patiently for the love porridge he made. The porridge was turned into small bubbles, a few dried shrimps and seaweed were floating on the surface, and there was an egg and a small strip of lean meat on the operating table of the cabinet.

The kitchen was crowded, and Rado got stuck as soon as he entered, and could only watch Mumu leaning on the stove to eat fried noodles.Seeing Rado come in, Mu Yunxi explained embarrassingly as if he had been caught stealing food, "It's really... hungry..." The angry voice was quite appropriate for the occasion, making people feel that they were too hungry.

"You eat so gracefully when you're hungry, won't you gobble it up?" Lado clasped his hands and looked at Mu Mu dissatisfied.

"I'm not slow to eat. Don't rush."

Rado withdrew the wheelchair and muttered, "Who urged you, I will rush my porridge."

Before reaching the bedside, I felt a churning in my stomach, and the pain made me almost fall off the wheelchair. I only tried my best to hold on to the armrest, and poked my body like a shrimp with the stick.

"Mu Yunxi...I..." Before breaking out in a cold sweat, I heard a heavy sound coming from the kitchen, and I exclaimed in my heart that it was not good.

The whole person huddled in the wheelchair, rowed vigorously to the kitchen, stumbled, and entered the door. The familiar figure fell to the ground, twitching in pain, and Rado's heart went cold when he saw it.

Plop threw himself off the wheelchair, and quickly crawled over in embarrassment, unable to cry out, feeling like he was shaking like chaff.

Mu Yunxi's complexion was flushed abnormally, white foam kept coming out from the corner of his mouth, his body was twitching, his two hands clenched tightly, beating his stomach in pain.

not good!

Rado wanted to turn Mu Yunxi over, and he worked hard for a long time and finally succeeded, "Mu Yunxi! Mu Yunxi! Spit it out! Quick!"

Damn he can't hear!

While scratching his uvula to vomit, Rado was thinking about the first-aid method for choking his neck. He felt that his brain was a little dull, and the surrounding objects began to shake.

He turned Mu Yunxi over again, passed through his ribs from behind and clasped his stomach, exhausted all his strength, and pulled him up and down, Mu Yunxi unconsciously fell backwards, completely pressing Lado under his body, Let out a miserable muffled grunt.

Rado struggled to save himself from his lover's dead body.Turned over and vomited cleanly, crawled over to do the same thing, bumped Mu Yunxi's stomach with his body, and finally caused Mu Mu to vomit violently.But after vomiting, Mu Yunxi was silent again, still foaming at the mouth and unconscious, and his rosy face just now began to turn pale.

"Police... Uncle... I'm Lado... Poisoned... Help... The address is Linjiang Apartment, Bowang Road. I don't remember the one behind. I'm going downstairs... Hang up."

The police officer put down his earphones with a confused look on his face, and asked the person next to him, "Uncle policeman? It's not just another brat making random calls, is it? Why don't you go to the police?"

The picture in front of Rado's eyes was filled with a strange blood color, and Mu Yunxi, who was beside him who was giving out dick, began to look inexplicably hideous.

Is this going to die here?This thought flashed through Rado's mind, and he hugged Mumu tightly in a panic.But it's better to die than to live. I have lived so hard for only a few years, and it's really not worthwhile to die on a box of fried noodles. . .

Thinking of this, his limp hands regained some strength, swallowed the bloody smell in his stomach, stopped Mu Yunxi, and dragged him out with all his strength.Dragging to the side of the wheelchair, I heard the sound of porridge cooking behind me, regained my senses, crawled over to find the switch of the induction cooker by feeling, finally reached it, and turned it off.

"Mu Yunxi...wake up, wake up, don't sleep...you can't sleep..." Rado tried his best, but he couldn't get Mu Yunxi into his wheelchair. The face that was getting more and more wrong was completely flustered.

Rado picked up Mu Yunxi's upper body, supported the man from behind, hugged his waist, put his stick on the ground and pushed forward with his hind legs. The stump of his left leg was also poked hard like a pole, and he hadn't left the apartment yet. It was worn out, and a little blood was dragged from under the two people.At this moment, I don't know the pain anymore, I only know that it must be fast. . .

The 15-meter-long corridor feels like a long, long time.Every time Rado passed a house, he knocked hard on the door several times, leaving a few low and vague blood marks on the door.It finally came to the end, but no one opened the door. Today's luck is really bad.

On the left are two elevators, and on the right are endless steps.

Rado looked at the elevator with a dazed expression, kept shaking his head to wake himself up, took the stick and poked the painful stomach and abdomen, and tremblingly wiped off the white foam on Mu Yunxi's face.

"I can't let him die. He can't die because I failed to rescue him. I can. Rado, I can." The chaotic picture of himself trapped in the elevator quickly appeared in Rado's mind, and he panicked The stranger's face, the cold metal door, the panic in the back of his body, the loud noise, and the bloody body he saw before he lost consciousness could not be seen at all. . .

Turning his head to look at the person beside him, he could only exhale but not inhale, his neck twitched, his usual gentle smiling face was gone, now there was only a look of pain.

The way he kisses himself. . .The way he bathes himself. . .He smiled and pulled his short body trembling on the rehabilitation ball. . .

Holding onto the wall with trembling hands, he moved upwards little by little until the stump of his left knee knelt on the ground, finally pressed the button, and fell to the elevator entrance with no strength, breathing heavily.

The elevator door opened, but no one was inside.Rado hurriedly tugged at the unconscious body, dragging it a little bit, and hoarse shouts echoed in the corridor.

The elevator door was about to close slowly.

Can't!but!Fear made Rado's mind go blank, and the elevator door was like the mouth of a beast, making people want to avoid it.

"Ah!" Rado closed his eyes in despair.

Open it again, the thin and shriveled stick was stuck in the middle of the elevator door that was about to close, the elevator struggled a bit, and opened again.

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Rado didn't hesitate any longer, and dragged Mu Yunxi to sprint inside like a turtle.

The elevator door thumped and bumped into Rado slowly, his heart skipped a beat. Rado pressed his head hard against Mu Yunxi's dead body, then pushed in, and kept blocking the door with himself until Mu Yunxi's feet were finally pulled I pulled it in with more force.

The car closed and there was deathly silence.

Rado was shaking like chaff, he slowly raised his head to look around, closed his eyes and leaned against the wall, feeling that his whole body was thrown into the air and was falling rapidly.

Where am I. . .what am i doing. . .

So sad. . .what to do. . .

A voice sounded from my mind. "Don't be stupid! Save your lover quickly."

spouse?my sweetheart. . .

With that clear smiling face in his mind, Rado opened his eyes suddenly, panting desperately to fight against the suffocation and weightlessness, and his sight became clearer and clearer.

yes. . .save him.Rado climbed to the right of the elevator door, grabbed the railing on the wall, and reached the button on the first floor.

After what seemed like a long time, the elevator door opened, and the figure outside was shaking and blurred.

"Help me...save us...poisoned...the police are coming...outside..."

Rado felt that he was being lifted up in a hurry. He wanted to see the person beside him, but he couldn't see him, and he was very anxious.

"Mu Yunxi...Mu Yunxi..."

"Your name is Mu Yunxi?" Rado opened his eyes, and a man in uniform was talking.

"My name is Li Lado...uncle policeman...save him, save Mu Yunxi..."

"What did you eat?"

"Fried rice noodles."

"Where's the rice noodles?"

"In the house."

"Which one?" Rado pulled out a mobile phone from the bag of his sports shorts.

"A text message from Mu Yunxi."

He heard the voice of the policeman ordering the people around him to go upstairs. Rado wanted to open his eyes to see where Mumu was, and raised his head with difficulty.I heard a voice not far away, "Why hasn't 120 come yet! Everyone is cold!"

It's cold. . .

The last gasp he held was exhausted, and he fell into the endless abyss.

Several old ladies downstairs surrounded the two of them and shouted, among them was the aunt who shouted that Mu Yunxi was already cold.

"Oh, why is it so pitiful? Two disabled people live together and can't die well." An aunt wiped her tears in pain, but she was a little afraid to go in, and only surrounded herself outside.

"It's not all bad luck, it's a relief to go through a lifetime of bad luck."

"Hey, do you think it's suicide?"

"It's hard to say, but didn't you see the two of them happily a few days ago?"

"A lifetime of people."

The older policeman came over anxiously, sniffed Mu Yunxi and Li Laduo, and said to the man on standby in the police car, "Don't wait, contact the hospital and see you at the intersection." Wrapped in a sheet, the two of them stuffed themselves Enter the small fence where the prisoner is locked in the back seat of the bread police car, and the car whizzes away with the siren.

Behind an unremarkable bush in the community, a person was looking around warily and talking on the phone.

"Is he really dead?"

"I heard with my own ears that someone said it was cold, and the police carried them into the car with sheets."

"understood."

Mu Yunxi had a long, long dream.In the dream, he fell into the water and choked on the water, struggling desperately, trying to call for help but unable to make a sound.There is still unbearable tinnitus all around, accompanied by the sound of splashing water.Panicked, he suddenly felt that something was holding him by the back of his neck. He turned his head and saw that it was a brown Labrador dog. It stuck out its tongue foolishly, grabbed his neck by the collar again, and dragged him to the shore. pull.He wanted to say thank you, but couldn't say it, and suddenly he was glad that the dog didn't have to understand anything.I also tried my best to paddle in the water, but felt that my waist was being hugged. I looked down at the familiar bare hand stick, and was shocked.

Turning around in the water, Lilado was also choking in the water, but he was pulling himself desperately. He vaguely saw the stump in the water twitching and convulsing. I only saw half of Li Lado's head up and down, talking loudly, but I couldn't hear what he said.Mu Yunxi felt so hateful and regretful that both of them were going to die, but he couldn't hear what Li Lado wanted to say to him, and tears were streaming down his face. When I touched the skin, I was surprised to find that the stumps were gone, and Rado's lower body was completely gone. It was a round meat ball to the touch, and only half of the whole person remained.Mu Yunxi was so frightened that he choked on another sip of water, and his consciousness was blurred. He shouted loudly, "Where are your legs! Where are your legs!"

Li Laduo smiled and turned back into the big dog. When the big dog spoke, Mu Yunxi could hear it again suddenly: "I traded my legs for candy, so you can live..."

------- I am the dividing line to prevent misunderstanding -------

Rado was woken up by the uncomfortable force of gastric lavage. He had been lavaged twice before, and he was so sleepy that he was dying from convulsions all over his body. He didn't want to open his eyes. This third time, he felt that his stomach was about to be washed out. , he said that such a devastating rescue method in the hospital must be prevented.

When he opened his eyes, he was still spinning, his vision was red, and when Rado closed his eyes, he vomited violently again.The people around shouted that they woke up, they were a little excited, and then they talked a lot. Someone seemed to hang water on themselves, and felt that their right hand was tightly bound by something.

"Mu Yunxi..."

"He, beside you, is also being rescued. He is in a more serious condition than you, but he can be rescued." A pleasant female voice raised her voice to suppress the flustered rescue discussion.

It doesn't seem to be cold. . .Rado's tensed nerves relaxed, and he felt that his head did not hurt as much as before.

At five o'clock in the morning the next day, Lao Niu came down to the hospital with the support of a group of people.As soon as he entered the door, he saw Rado sitting in a wheelchair, his hospital gown rolled up his trouser legs, revealing thick bandages, and he was guarding Mu Yunxi's bed and eyeing him.Mu Yunxi's poisoning symptoms have not been eliminated. The severe headache made him vomit all the time since he woke up. Panting exhaustedly at the moment.When Rado heard people coming in, he turned his head, but he couldn't move the wheelchair. His left wrist was wrapped in thick gauze, and his right hand was full of freshly healed wounds, which were red and swollen.Rab walked up with red eyes, and helped Rado turn the wheelchair at an angle. He put his hand on the man's dishonest head, trying to touch his forehead, but Rado turned his head indiscriminately to avoid it. His head moved over, pitifully like a puppy.

Rado was dragged to a corner by Rab and chattered about checking whether there were any missing parts in his body. Rab used a fierce eye knife from time to time to gouge the person who was stuck on the bed with only his head exposed.Mu Yunxi smiled weakly apologetically at his daughter-in-law's eldest brother, and looked at the distressed old cow with concern. The old cow took out a notebook, turned a page tremblingly with his left hand, and handed it to Xiaoyu, who held up some Mu Yunxi blinked to see the angle clearly.

"This trip... I've got you in trouble... If you have any troubles, I don't dare to think..."

The old cow smiled, turned around and said to the people around him: "I'm so lucky and knowledgable, it's hard for me to be cut off in the middle of the road..."

It turned out that Lao Niu was driving Gao Yan's car on the way back to deliver the documents, but was pushed off the road by a black Cayenne and fell into the river.Lao Niu desperately guarded the documents and climbed out of the car. He stopped a farm truck pulling vegetables by the river, took himself to the market town and then returned to Tianwan District, delivered the documents safely, and let Mu Yunxi's " "Thousands of troops and horses" received the order and finally started the final operation.

Rado's pd team also cheered for several people. As soon as they entered, the ward was chaotic and chattering. Rado waved his hand and signaled Gifford to push him out to chat in the corridor, and the ward returned to calm again.

Mu Yunxi slowly closed his eyes, adjusted his breathing, and opened his eyes again, feeling much better. He stretched out his right hand without infusion to take the pen, wrote and drew in the notebook, and entrusted the rest of the matter to the Xie Xian.Several people let Mu Yunxi rest at ease, turned around to leave, but was pulled again, Mu Yunxi grabbed the pen and paper and did not let go, smiling softly.

"Got it! I'll keep it for you, and keep the love words." Xie Xian smiled evilly, tore off the pages of the conversation just now, and left the rest to Mu Yunxi.Mu Yunxi hugged the notebook and closed his eyes to rest his mind. He didn't open his eyes with a smile until his cheeks were gently touched by the rough gauze. His eyes were bent into beautiful crescent moons.

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[It's great that we are all alive. 】

Lado clumsily clamped the notebook with two wrists and repeatedly adjusted the angle, letting Mu Yunxi hold it down, and he reluctantly finished speaking with his right hand crookedly holding the pen.

【You can really sleep, I don't know how worried I am about you.I'm fine, and the doctor said that you can be discharged from the hospital the day after tomorrow, but you need to take good care of it, and don't suffer from sequelae. ] After thinking about it, I added another sentence [Do you feel that you are becoming stupid now? 】

Rado tilted his head to look at Mumu.

Mu Mu instantly felt angry and funny. [Yeah, stupid. 】

Rado looked at Mu Yunxi in shock.

[As stupid as you are, isn't the IQ of a person in love zero. 】

Outside the ward, Rab looked at the silly two people through the visiting glass window, shook his head, turned and left.

Mu Yunxi's eardrum repair operation was very successful. From some sources, Mr. Mu learned that his son was slapped with his mouth and made him deaf, and he was almost killed by rat poison. The previous flight route has not yet been approved, and the final conventional solution is to take a car to reconcile with his son.

The reconciliation is not entirely out of distress. These days, Mr. Mu's strategizing and tacit cooperation with his father are indispensable. Today, Yang Group has not only survived the crisis, but several shareholders have moved the money to other places The futures trading I did, also because of the failure of the news, the meat buns beat the dog and never returned.Although it was a complete victory, the old man still felt that the original plan to "exile" the prince had made Mu Yunxi miserable because of his negligence, and he regretted and blamed himself very much. The accompanying secretary was so anxious that he kept reminding him of his blood pressure.

"Dad." The old man turned around in a daze, and saw his son standing timidly at the door of the ward.

The old man shivered his lips, hesitating to speak, he didn't know if his son could hear him now, and he didn't know what to say, so he thought about it: "Let's go in and talk." Mu Yunxi nodded with a faint smile.

The two stayed in the ward for a long time, and when they came out, they were all smiling.Mu Yunxi sent the old man out and sent him all the way downstairs, "Dad, I'm really fine now. After the procedures here are over, I want to go out with Rado to relax, and then I'll come back and report to you."

The old man had another gloomy face, staring at his son who was a whole head taller than him, "My attitude is still the same, even if he saved you...you can figure it out yourself, don't embarrass me too much."

"Got it, father."

After seeing off the big troops, Mu Yunxi stood there in a daze for a while, then raised his head, smiled and waved his arms at the figure holding a cane in the distance, and then walked over quickly.

Rado twisted two steps, met Mu Yunxi, was hugged gently by Mu Mu, the two faces were very close, and then Mumu naturally helped Rado into the hospital, and disappeared in the bustling crowd. among the crowd.

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The author has something to say: there are two side stories, the number of words has already exceeded the main text, I don't know whether they should be written separately or continued. . .