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The monk took out a handful of fried rice from the bag, looked around while chewing, and said, "Where is the Hall of Eternal Life?" He unplugged the water bag and started drinking water.

Bai Banxian'er said: "Did you go there, or did I go?"

Lai Fu said: "This food and drink is for you to visit the mountains and rivers?"

The monk said: "Food is the most important thing for the people! You know six things! You are targeting poor monks!"

Bai Banxian'er, "What can you target? Say it yourself, why are you worthy of us targeting you?"

Lai Fu said: "Yes! Say it!"

The old man thought they were not serious, so he ran to the side to rest for a while, took out the compass from his arms, the monk rushed over, the old man quickly blocked the monk with his body, glanced at him, and said: "Go over there, stupid follow You are like a blind bear, you will break my compass again."

The monk smiled and said, "Old man, are you looking for dragon veins?"

The old man rolled his eyes at him, and said: "Who told you that taking a compass must be based on Fengshui? Can't I just rub it for fun? There must be a big tomb in the place where the dragon veins gather. Do you think if I can find the dragon veins, I will Are you so poor?" The old man lowered his head, his brows furrowed, and the hands on the dial were spinning like crazy.

The old man greeted Bai Ze, "Hey...Mr. Bai, don't walk back and forth."

Hearing the words, Bai Ze walked over here, the old man was focused on fiddling with the compass, Bai Ze bent down probably to get a closer look at what he was doing, when he heard a bang, something popped out, the old man stared blankly at the empty dial, Pointer lying on the ground.

Ha... The monk covered his mouth with one hand, and patted Bai Banxian'er's shoulder with the other, his facial features were distorted, and his face was flushed red.

Bai Banxian'er, "Laugh if you want... Hahahahahahahahaha..."

The old man still looked incredible, and murmured: "Why is it still broken?"

Standing next to the old man, Bai Ze was a little at a loss, he couldn't bear the blame.

"Ah..." Laifu exclaimed, "What is that?"

The few people enjoying the coolness under the tree straightened their bodies in an instant, held their breath, and saw the dense canopy above their heads, and the branches and leaves in the northwest corner moved a few times.I don't know who yelled "Retreat!" They all ran away like monkeys, and Bai Banxian'er rolled several meters away, lying on the ground, his nervous palms were wet.

Bai Banxian'er lowered her voice, "What exactly did you see?"

Lai Fu, who was hiding behind Bai Banxian'er, said: "I can tell you with certainty, it's definitely not a monkey!"

Suddenly, boom... boom... boom... There was a regular knocking sound, and I saw the monk holding a palm-sized wooden fish, like a Mr. Banban, where is it knocking!

"Hey!" The old man gestured to him, meaning stop knocking.

The canopy trembled violently, and in the next second, a black shadow flew towards the monk at an extremely fast speed, and at the same time a white shadow followed closely behind... When everything came to his senses, the monk sat on the ground, white Ze stood aside, pinching something in his hand, and the thing was still kicking.

The old man wiped his face and looked at the monk, "I said young people, pay attention to everything, if the enemy moves, I will move, and if the enemy does not move, I will not move. Your approach...is very ill-considered!" He just didn't say it directly, why are you so lacking? Careful!

Bai Banxian'er let out a long breath, and said: "With the speed just now, you are so stupid that you can't dodge it at all!"

Laifu: "Let him break out in a cold sweat!"

The monk was quite airy, and said, "It doesn't matter if the poor monk can't hide. If there is something that the boss can be the first to kill, just ask if you accept it? I call it leading a snake out of its hole! Annihilate it in one fell swoop! You need to be strategic! Even if there are no millions of soldiers , a strategist like me can win a thousand miles away!"

Laifu: "Stop talking! I beg you!"

At the moment when he relaxed, a dark wind suddenly picked up, and a red-tasseled spear struck towards Bai Ze with the momentum of thunder.

Everyone hid behind a big tree like a swarm of bees. There is a kind of companion who calls each other to love each other when there is nothing to do. If something goes wrong, you will retreat first!

The moment he touched the edge, there was a muffled impact sound, and Bai Zekong had an extra long stick in his free hand, which could barely block the fierce blow.When the man raised the gun, he stepped forward with a vigorous body and spirit, slammed down hard, his moves were unstoppable, his retreat was as fast as the wind, and his marksmanship changed in many ways.After some contesting, Bai Ze retreated a few feet and stood firm. Although he didn't see that he was at a disadvantage, he definitely didn't take advantage.

I saw that man holding a gun, tall and straight, with a haughty expression, wearing a blood-stained shirt robe, and his eyes were cold and cruel.

The monk hiding behind the tree felt lingering fear and said, "We didn't realize that there is such a dangerous person hiding here!"

Lai Fu said, "I'm thinking of a question right now."

Bai Banxian'er also shrank her neck, hid aside and watched the movement over there, and said, "What's the problem?"

Laifu: "To be honest, let's talk about the stick method, our boss Bai and this bald man, who is the real monk?"

The monk suddenly raised his voice, "Funny! Did you see a Buddhist disciple come out to lift a stick? Light a fire? We all take bowls!"

Laifu did not show any weakness, and said, "Did the thirteen monks in Shaolin let you eat?"

Bai Banxian'er said: "Laifu, I admire your erudition and talent!"

Tsk tsk... the old man smacked his lips, and said, "Don't you realize...the one that Young Master Bai is holding...looks like a child?"

Lai Fu said: "Oh... don't say it, there are arms and legs..."

The monk swallowed, his voice was a little unsteady, and he said, "Is there anyone with the same color as copper rust?"

Bai Banxian looked at it and panicked!When I remembered something, I was about to say something, but was distracted by Laifu, and Laifu yelled, "Which one of you is farting?"

When Bai Banxian'er smelled it, it was not a surprise, the smell was too strong, she poked her nose, "Whoever let it go quickly admit it!"

Laifu: "It looks like a bald guy did it! Find a plug and plug his asshole!"

The monk's first reaction was to quickly dig out the fried rice from the bag, smell it, chew it twice and spit it out, "Why does my dry food stink!"

The old man looked at him, "It's nonsense, the weather in September is not so hot anymore, it's still fried rice, and that thing won't break in ten days and half a month." As he spoke, he leaned over and smelled it, and the old man looked at him. His complexion became ugly, he pinched his nose and said, "Why is this smelling so bad?"

Bai Banxian'er smelled like a dead cat or a dead dog. He grabbed a handful of fried rice from the monk, and it was not moldy. Bai Banxian'er said, "Just let it go, and still rely on the fried rice. Are you bullying the fried rice and can't talk?"

The monk said, "Bah, get out... I said you let it go, why don't you say it smells like your feet..." This man, why is he so cheap!

Bai Banxian'er propped his chin, "Okay, okay, you take a bath in the latrine, you can do it, I can't."

The monk said, "I'm not going to be with you!" He walked around to the old man.

The old man said: "You bastard, don't come near me!"

After the monk got up, the stench reached its peak.

Ah... Bai Banxian'er exclaimed...

Hey... The monk supported the old man's shoulders, his ankles softened and he almost knelt down, shouting: "What are you doing with such a loud voice? It's so shocking that my brain hurts... I'm so far away from you, don't you You poisoned me." The monk clutched his heart, "...this scares me, I'm shocked..."

Laifu: "The old man standing between you is not excited, why are you excited?"

Bai Banxian pointed to the grass nest, the monk looked in the direction he pointed, and shouted: "Dead!"

Bai Banxian'er was terrified by his chattering voice, who on earth had the loudest voice?

As soon as the old man turned around, he vomited and almost threw up.In the grass, a corpse was already swollen, lying on the ground sideways, the corpse was less than three feet behind their farts!

The old man looked at it and asked, "Have you seen this face?"

The monk rushed to answer: "The poor monk doesn't hear anything outside the window..."

Bai Banxian'er received: "Read only □□ with one heart!"

The old man punched one by one, no one was left behind, his beard was crooked, and he said: "Are you not talking because you are afraid that I will sell you as dumb? Each of you is talking like ten, can you choose a time poor one? Since you opened your eyes today, have you said a useful word? Where is Mr. Bai fighting alone, you two can't help, don't you blush? I'm ashamed to follow you!"

After being stunned, I was completely honest.

At this time, two words appeared on the ground: "Come here."

Bai Ze and that person stopped fighting, and after Big Boss Bai's cheerleaders arrived, there was another line on the ground, "Master Bai, how should we deal with this matter?"

What's the matter?Bai Banxian'er was still in a daze, only to see a person who was standing a few feet away from the opposite side, walking out slowly.The clothes are tattered, with several layers of patches on the clothes and holes are scraped out, but he is very energetic and his eyes are clear. No matter how he looks, this man is white, but his eyes, no matter how he looks, this man is not. two white.

Erbai was about to come this way, just about to take a step, when he blocked him with a shovel, the man said: "Just say it here."

Bai Banxian understood, Erbai was being controlled.

"Master..." Erbai spoke, still with the same voice, but without that silly air, Erbai suddenly knelt down and kowtowed three times, "I plan to follow Fourteen...Thank you for taking care of me all these years .”

Bai Banxian'er: "Follow him?"

"Come with me! Otherwise, will you come with me?" That has been very arrogant, and said, "From now on, I will take care of him, so I don't need to worry about you!"

At this point, if you still don't understand the situation, then you have something wrong with your head!

Bai Banxian naturally understood!But this man, why is he so mean to him?That look is provocative!The same goes for Erbai, it's only been a few days, so let's take it down!

"Master..." Erbai said, "You are so considerate, Shisi has a straight temper."

Hearing what he said, Bai Banxian'er suddenly became sad. She felt that a big fat pig that had been raised for more than [-] years fell in love with someone else's Chinese cabbage. I don't know if the cabbage is too big or not. The pig will definitely not come back. up!Feeling better and more courageous, Bai Banxian'er took a few steps forward, Bai Ze followed behind, Bai Banxian'er looked at the one who had been standing sideways, the pair of leather boots on his feet looked familiar, the toe and heel of the boots were embedded Metal armor, said: "Erbai is fine, so I don't worry, he can follow whoever he likes. But what happened to you slapped me before?"

"Master..." Erbai said, "Fourteen didn't do it on purpose, it was all a misunderstanding, he thought you had malicious intentions."

Bai Banxian'er suddenly became dumb, come on, it's all nonsense to say anything else, these two people are already wearing a pair of trousers, and he can't do two tongues with one mouth.

Bai Ze was still pinching the small one with a mouth full of fangs, looking at this and that, no one claimed it, even threw it away, so just hold it?One side is tangled, the other side is messy...

Should!Let you owe, catch everything you see!

The monk was mysterious, lying next to Bai Banxian'er's ear, and said, "Do you have the feeling...they are...that kind of relationship?"

Bai Banxian looked at him, "What kind?"

"Oh..." The monk patted Bai Banxian'er on the shoulder, still a little embarrassed, and said, "It's that kind."

"What are you buzzing about?" The old man poked his neck, stared at Banxian'er and the monk, emotionally, and said, "What should I do? Is there nothing to do when you're full?"

"..." The monk said: "We didn't mention him, why is he so excited?"

Bai Banxian shook his head, the old man was so angry for no reason.