Two or three ways to subdue a tiger

"So...how did you feel when you met my friend yesterday?" As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Yu Moqing felt like her father-in-law after arranging a blind date for the two young people.

"Very good, very beautiful." Lin Hanshui was still sipping his coffee, and slightly closed his eyes as if trying to reminisce, which surprised Yu Moqing. Could it be that Lu Xiao, who is so capable, has successfully hooked up?

"So you..." Yu Moqing gasped, and just about to spit out the three words "fuck the bed", suddenly remembered that the opposite party was not an unscrupulous girlfriend, and stopped the three words that were a bit rash in time.

It seems that Lin Hanshui didn't understand Yu Mo Qing's meaning at all. He pinned his long black hair behind his ears and asked strangely, "Huh?"

"...Did she say anything strange to you?" Yu Moqing had no choice but to change her words, wondering if such a pure person really existed in the world?

Lin Hanshui tilted his head and thought for a while, his beautiful eyes seemed to penetrate Yu Moqing: "She said she wanted to sleep with me."

Yu Moqing almost spit out the lemonade from his mouth.Lu Xiao is good enough, isn't he afraid of being beaten if he said such explicit words when we first met?But what's even more amazing is that Lin Hanshui relayed this sentence without blushing and heartbeat, making Yu Moqing want to roll on the ground laughing at this very moment.

"Then how did you answer?" Yu Moqing seemed to smell the smell of barbecue gossip in the air.She planned to say a few more words about Lin Hanshui today, so that she could grasp the dark history of this annoying idiot in the future.

"Do I have to report this to you too?" Lin Hanshui's eyes showed a trace of displeasure, his face was so pale that he didn't even need makeup to be a ghost.It didn't work out!

"No need," Yu Moqing smiled, but slowly felt frustrated in his heart, "I just asked casually."

After Lin Hanshui heard this sentence, he looked down at his thighs as if he was thinking about something. After a while, he raised his head and looked at Yu Moqing: "I told her that I don't like it."

"Oh?" Yu Moqing became excited all of a sudden, his jaw almost dropped in surprise.Is there anyone in the world who can resist Lu Xiao's charm?Incredible.

"I don't like women." Lin Hanshui drank the last bit of coffee in his cup, took a deep breath and slowly uttered a sentence.

It turned out to be like this, and Yu Moqing felt a little lost for some reason: "Oh, so...then you don't have a boyfriend either?" She knew that the men around Lin Hanshui, a tall and plump woman with a monthly salary of six figures, should be like flies Turn around her the same way.Why is she single if she doesn't have any weird hobbies?

Lin Hanshui frowned in the face of this increasingly personal question, but still gave an answer that surprised Yu Moqing: "I don't like men either."

Yu Moqing was completely taken aback by this time, she really guessed the beginning but not the end.Looking at Director Lin's frigid appearance, he really is frigid!Don't like men and women, don't like women, do you like the third species?But this is also normal, because icebergs like Lin Hanshui have long been out of the human category.

Immediately afterwards, the steak set meal and the nasty shell flour baked noodles were placed on the table, and the two ate in tacit understanding.Yu Moqing observed for a while, Lin Hanshui not only liked eating meat very much, but also ate up everything on the plate as usual.Yu Moqing couldn't eat after two mouthfuls of rice, because her stomach was very small.Hmph, no wonder you are fatter than yourself!When the leftover plate was taken away by the waiter with good intentions, Lin Hanshui looked at the leftover food on her plate unnaturally. Does she still want to eat?

When checking out, Yu Moqing coolly took out her brand-name bag, took out her black gold credit card, and threw it to the waiter.At the same time, Lin Hanshui also took out his own card and wanted to pass it to the waiter.

"What are you doing?" Yu Moqing stared at Lin Hanshui and asked in surprise.

"Split the bills into two groups, AA." Lin Hanshui replied in amazement, without realizing that something was wrong, making Yu Moqing dumbfounded.

"I'll invite you this time." Yu Moqing forcefully returned Lin Hanshui's card.

Lin Hanshui put his card into his satchel without any objection, but his expression was a little puzzled: "Why?"

Yu Moqing was completely speechless, but still spit out a few words: "Thank you for helping to plan the case."

"Oh, that's it." The sudden realization of this sentence made Yu Moqing want to beat this dull person to death.

The waiter took the black gold credit card hesitantly, and listened to the magical conversation just now with some confusion, wondering whether he had heard it wrong.Why do these two big money feel so magical together?

After that, Yu Moqing got into Lin Hanshui's broken car again in a daze.It was late autumn at this time, and the sky was completely dark after having dinner. The neon lights of high-rise buildings set off the city, which was a bit dreamy and unreal.

"Manager Yu, where is your home?" Lin Hanshui turned on the music player without asking Yu Moqing's consent, and asked unhurriedly.

"Huh?" Yu Moqing thought he heard it wrong, and didn't know what kind of trick Lin Hanshui was playing.

"I'll take you back."

Of course, otherwise you are going to send me to the subway station?I take the subway?joke!Or ship me to your house?Ghosts want to live with you!

"No. 9 Keyun Road, Luyin District [-]." Yu Moqing opened the car window and let the cool wind from the car wash his hot face.

Lin Hanshui didn't answer, nodded slightly and turned the car onto the highway.

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Thank you for the guest officer who smashed the mines, the author accepted it with embarrassment (????ω????)