Two or three ways to subdue a tiger

Yu Moqing still didn't understand why he had to sit in such a boring idiot's house and eat such boring high-calorie snacks with such a boring idiot.

Seeing Lin Hanshui eating the cake with relish and elegance, Yu Moqing was really funny, cute and angry.Hmph, why are you so comfortable, idiot.After thinking about it, Yu Moqing looked at the small cake in front of him but still couldn't finish it, then grabbed a piece of chocolate cream and wiped it on Lin Hanshui's fair face.

Lin Hanshui was immersed in the cake, but suddenly his face was smeared into a black African. He stopped his fork in surprise and looked at Yu Moqing's pouting expression.

"What are you doing?" Lin Hanshui gently put down the fork but didn't move. There was a faint scent of perfume mixed with cream on his body, and he didn't take a tissue or anything. He just looked into Yu Mo Qing's eyes calmly and incomprehensibly, letting Yu Moqing was a little flustered.

"It's fun to wipe your face with cream on your birthday." Yu Moqing immediately shifted his gaze away from Lin Hanshui's eyes, picked up another piece of cream with a smirk, and mercilessly slanted his bangs at Lin Hanshui half-hidden on the forehead.

Lin Hanshui's hands still didn't move, his dark eyes rolled, his bloodless lips were slightly pursed, and he calmly and methodically let Mo Qing bombard him indiscriminately.

Seeing that Lin Hanshui didn't fight back, Yu Moqing felt that this idiot was too good-tempered and abnormal, so he stopped and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with you?"

Lin Hanshui still looked at Yu Mo Qing's face innocently, the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "Is it fun?"

"Hmph, of course it's fun." But before he finished speaking, Yu Moqing felt a plate of chocolate cream hit his face, and the greasy sourness was as refreshing as taking a hot bath.A fusion of chocolate and cherry blossom perfume immediately spread in the air.

As the plate fell to the ground, Yu Moqing's face was truly filled with cream, no different from Bao Gong in Peking Opera.It was only then that Yu Moqing realized that Lin Hanshui's innocent and calm appearance was actually to lower his vigilance so that the sneak attack would be more convenient. In fact, he was secretly planning a whole plate of leftover cakes for him.

"You..." Yu Moqing wiped his eye sockets, and looked murderously at Lin Hanshui who was smiling.

Lin Hanshui shrugged with a smile, and stretched out his hand to wipe Yu Moqing's face: "I'm really sorry."

Yu Moqing snorted and waited for Lin Hanshui to wipe his face, but as soon as Lin Hansailor came up, he realized something was wrong.Lin Hanshui's hands were covered with thick chocolate at some point, and as soon as he rubbed it on his face, the cream spread evenly, just like making a cake in a bakery.

"Lin! Han! Water!" Really lost to this disaster again.Yu Moqing was even more annoyed, and regardless of the clean and tidy clothes and the elegant image she tried to maintain, she simply picked up the whole plate.

In the end, Lin Hanshui and Yu Moqing tossed and tossed until after [-] o'clock in the evening. The ground was full of traces of flying cakes, and the plates, knives and forks were messed up, as if they had just been ransacked by robbers.

Yu Moqing's head and face were covered with bits and pieces of cream, brown hair paired with brown chocolate really looked like a mess.But Lin Hanshui is not much better, the black waterfall-like long hair has really become a chocolate waterfall, but in terms of Lin Hanshui's skill, it is only because of course that he is too embarrassed to only bully others, and let others bully himself.

Lin Hanshui and Yu Moqing were a little tired after the battle just now, and there was no cake to consume, so they finally stopped in unanimous agreement.The two stared at each other for a while, then curled their lips to see each other's funny look, and laughed softly at the same time.

Yu Moqing felt so comfortable for a long time.Because of my status, I used to be the only one who bullied others, and I didn't even dare to hum when others were bullied.Although the troubled water was bullying him effortlessly and doing tricks from time to time, he could feel a tinge of warmth, and there was a feeling of lingering.

Lin Hanshui finally took the lead to look away.She looked at the mess all over the floor, with a look of sadness and regret on her face: "I had a great time, but so many cakes were wasted."

"Isn't it just a cake? At worst, I'll buy you another one." Yu Moqing sneered at this kind of small family.

Lin Hanshui's eyes dimmed suddenly, and he looked at Yu Moqing thoughtfully: "It's not about money, it's shameful to waste it."

Yu Moqing found that she was always choked by Lin Hanshui and had no words to refute.Yes, thrift without waste is a virtue after all, and I can't say anything about it.

"You are really thrifty." Yu Moqing could only squeeze out such a sentence.

Lin Hanshui nodded while wiping the cream stains on the ground with a rag, and said calmly: "The world's resources are not rich, and I have no reason to trample and waste them recklessly. I am willing not to waste a drop of water within my ability ,a grain of rice."

It was the first time for Yu Moqing to feel shocked by this kind of moral education. In the past, he was not touched by the empty speeches of so many principals, but now he felt a little uneasy because of these disastrous words.Yu Moqing thought for a while, and realized that maybe it was because it was the first time he saw such a person who set an example and was impeccable.Obviously, there is too much money to spend and they are unwilling to show off their wealth extravagantly. I am afraid that there are only a handful of people in the world who can do this.I have to say that no matter how unhappy I am with this disaster, I still admire her very much in this regard.

"Well, you're right." Yu Moqing thought about his usual behaviors of wasting food and wasting resources, and his face really couldn't hold back, and he felt a little hot.

"But let's make an exception today and play with you." The way Lin Hanshui squatted on the ground and wiped the floor neatly had the feeling of a good wife and mother.

"Obviously I played with you!" Yu Moqing's original sense of guilt was suddenly interrupted, and he immediately yelled.

Lin Hanshui gave Yu Mo Qing a cold look at first, but when he saw Yu Mo Qing's childish look on his face, he couldn't help but chuckled softly.

"Yes, yes, everything you say is right." Lin Hanshui didn't stop what he was doing, with a seductive smile on his lips.

"Damn, what do you mean by your perfunctory attitude!" Yu Moqing couldn't stand the disaster and said three "yes" in an annoying tone in a row, second only to "um" and "oh".

"You are very polite."

"..." Yu Moqing was defeated again.

"Would you like to take a shower? You are covered in flowers." Lin Hanshui said with a smile.

Seeing Lin Hanshui wiping the floor earnestly with his sleeves rolled up, Yu Moqing couldn't bear it, shrugged his shoulders: "Let me help you clean up the house together."

Lin Hanshui frowned and stared at Yu Moqing calmly for a while, until Yu Moqing was flustered, and then said solemnly: "It's really strange that the deputy manager came to do housework."

Yu Moqing, who had just rolled up his sleeves, blushed instantly, and snorted but ignored Lin Hanshui.But Yu Moqing thought unhappily in his heart, how does this troubled water know that he never does housework, and still teases himself in such a serious way, it's really annoying, okay?

After the old big wall clock in Lin Hanshui's solemn and serious living room struck eight times dully, Lin Hanshui and Yu Moqing reorganized the messy living room that was folded and rubbed several times.When Yu Moqing finally stood up from the floor, he felt a pain in his lumbar spine and almost cried out.

Lin Hanshui was quite used to it. He stood up and rubbed his waist calmly, as if nothing happened, and easily put the big garbage bag full of garbage at the door.Yu Moqing thought jealously, who would blame him for not exercising?

Yu Moqing glanced at the wall clock and took a deep breath: "It's past eight o'clock? I should go."

"Do you want to take a bath first?" Lin Hanshui looked at Yu Moqing, who was disheveled and jumped out of the small ditch, with some embarrassment, and asked tentatively.

Yu Moqing's eyes widened a little. When he thought of taking a bath in Huoshui's house, he thought and felt strange, so he quickly waved his hands: "No, I didn't bring a change of clothes."

"But you can't get out like this?" Lin Hanshui shrugged while wiping the chocolate on his face with a tissue.

Yu Moqing looked at his own situation and was instantly furious.What kind of heart is An'an for this disaster, to make this happen to himself!

"Then..." Yu Moqing didn't know what to do.

"Why don't you just stay here? I'll wash my clothes in the washing machine tonight, and they can be dried tomorrow." Lin Hanshui said thoughtfully. After all, considering that Beijing's winter is still quite dry, it can be dried overnight. .Otherwise, Yu Moqing looks like he can't get out today.

"Stay, stay?" Yu Moqing felt that something was wrong with this development, the syllables were elongated strangely, which made the air inexplicably ambiguous.

"I have extra pajamas, I only wore them once, and they are still very new." Lin Hanshui blinked at Yu Moqing.

Yu Moqing looked at Lin Hanshui's twinkling eyes, and said in his heart that he had gone through a serious ideological struggle, but it was not too much.First of all, Lin Hanshui is so careful, and second, he can't go out like this, so staying here is of course the most suitable.But Yu Moqing clearly knew that Lin Hanshui only had a small double bed at home, and it would be too unfair to let Lin Hanshui sleep on the sofa, but he could sleep on the sofa by himself—just kidding!

"No, I mean the bed..." Yu Moqing took a deep breath and whispered.

Lin Hanshui walked to the bathroom and turned on the water heater, and a cold and magnetic voice came out: "I sleep on the sofa."

This sentence was of course expected, but Yu Moqing always felt uneasy, so he stammered and said: "This, how embarrassing..." Yu Moqing was suddenly surprised to find that he would also be unnatural. stutter.

"Then what do you mean?" Lin Hanshui looked at Yu Moqing with interest as he lifted the curtain and walked out.

Yu Moqing took another deep breath and looked back as calmly as possible: "Then sleep together."