[Online game] Shemale's professional ethics

The girl named An Li was talking energetically in YY, and she seemed to be saying to the necromancer: "Hello, my god! I am so lucky to be able to participate in the competition with you, my god!"

Hey, is it really good for you to say that about yourself, but Luo Yan's eyes lit up, this girl was recommended by all kinds of people, and she might know something about the past of the male god, so he quickly said tentatively.

"Who are you calling God?"

The girl answered rightly: "Of course it's just a compliment to my future teammates, do you really believe it? Hahahaha! Hey, you're a girl too. The team Xiaohai recommended to me is really reliable."

Luo Yan thought back to the accent of the pure Northeast man who was inclusive of all rivers and rivers, and then listened to this girl's mouthful of small seas, and his heart was quite complicated. This should be a real girl, not a transvestite.

What should I do if I always feel that this "girl" is more competent>.

I don't know how the girl mysteriously sensed that this team is very reliable. Luo Yan has mixed feelings. The necromancer is currently in a fairly stable mood. After a brief introduction of himself and Xiao Putao, he started to line up.

Holding the idea that the teammates recommended by all rivers and rivers should be no worse, Luo Yan clicked Yes on the screen "whether to join the arena queue".

Before Necromancer, Heiner Baichuan and Little Putao's team matching had reached [-]. After An Li came, the current matching is unknown.In the first round, Luo Yan was quite nervous, because he still remembered that Heiner Baichuan used the tuba to lead a high match.

If An Li's level is too high, it is very likely that she will lead to a higher match, so Luo Yan is fully prepared to meet the challenge with his small body.

As a result, the battle was resolved in less than 1 minute in the first round. It was no different from beating a child. When he left the field, Luo Yan looked at the match. One thousand eight, he was indeed beating a child.

The contrast between before and after was too strong, and Luo Yan couldn't help asking: "An Li, is this your trumpet?"

"No, this is my only plus size." Enli showed off, "Orc Druid! Super cute der~"

Forgive me, my concubine's eyes are frustrating, I really can't see how cute your alien leopard is.

There are also several types of beast druids in the game, such as leopard form, tiger form, wolf form, etc. There are also mutated leopard people, tiger people, werewolves, etc., and there are also more mutated alien-shaped leopard-like alien creatures Tigers, aliens, werewolves, etc., their cuteness is animal form > half-human form > "aesthetic limit" > alien half-human form.

Therefore, when the damage of the alien half-human form is the same as that of the half-human form, unless you are full and full, and would rather disgust yourself than the enemy, you will choose it. The alien form is almost not within the range of choices for normal people. .

However, An Li's aesthetics is not within the scope of Luo Yan's concern. Luo Yan only cares about whether the male god can successfully participate in the championship. After all, he already has a laggard like himself, and if there is another one, he is afraid that the male god will not be able to move.

"Then have you ever played in an arena before?"

"Hmm." An Li answered very reliably this time: "I've fought! I've been playing 22 with Xiao Hai all the time."

"Oh." Luo Yan breathed a sigh of relief. If he could be favored by all people and play 22 together, then An Li's skills should be guaranteed.

"However, we hit 22, and I am all milk."

Luo Yan: ...let go of me!Let me cut a DPS!

At this time, the second arena had already started, and the three of them continued to beat the children together. After winning four or five games in a row, the matching returned to two thousand three.

The longer the match, the bigger the problem for the team.

After losing a battle, An Li said embarrassingly: "Oh, actually, I had a 3-minute life-saving function just now, so I was taken away."

Luo Yan comforted: "It's okay, it's my fault, I didn't give you skills."

After losing the battle again, An Li said with even more embarrassment: "Oh, actually, I still have a displacement skill just now, so I can go back and find you."

Luo Yan continued to comfort him: "It's okay, it's my fault, I didn't give you skills."

It was the sudden death of An Li that led to the failure of the battle. This time, An Li coughed twice and said in a low voice, "Uh, you didn't give me skills?"

Luo Yan burst into tears: "You were taken to a position in someone else's pillar, and my concubine doesn't have clairvoyant eyes, so I can't add it."

An Li comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, in fact, I also have skills and forgot to add blood to myself."

Luo Yan: =L=

After an afternoon of fighting, Luo Yan dared not look directly at his male god. The male god spoke from the beginning to the end, except for controlling the enemy and assisting the friendly skills, and the number of insignificant words was less than five times. Give up on the two newbies in despair.

However, quite unexpectedly, after the last battle before dinner, the necromancer said: "Continue at night."

Both Luo Yan and An Li were incredulous, they said "Huh?" in unison.

Luo Yan really can't see which one is better between today's situation and yesterday's situation, but since the male god thinks that Anli is more feasible than Heinli, then Enli must be able to do it, Luo Yan is so unconditional Believe in the necromancer .

An Li was a little surprised, and said incoherently: "Uh, it's not my first time playing arena, bah, I mean it's my first time playing 33, is it really okay? Xiao Hai said that you are a team that is going to participate in the tournament, I It's too good, or should I come to milk in the future? Does Xiao Putao play DPS?"

Luo Yan said: There is such a good thing!Let me play DPS now.

"No, it's just you." Necromancer said with certainty: "You continue to play DPS, you are fine, you can fight."

In this way, the No.3 player of the Necromancer team was directly determined. The current configuration is the championship champion Necromancer + PVP novice A Luoyan + DPS novice B Anli.

Luo Yan's DPS was stillborn, and he had no chance to show it to Xiuxiu, so he could only continue to be a melamine poisoned milk.

Necromancer built a penguin colony, invited Anli and Little Putao, and posted a message to Enli, "Recite all professional skills, watch PVP videos and write a team summary of no less than [-] characters."

Luo Yan, who has already been assessed, gloats at An Li's "..." on the screen. It is conceivable that An Li's expression must have changed from (≧≦) to ヽ(`Д)┻━┻.

However, soon Luo Yan couldn't laugh anymore, because the male god asked him for team analysis.

Luo Yan definitely didn't write about the team's analysis of this kind of thing, but he was witty and shared the task with Wan Wan as early as when the task was issued to him, so at this time, Luo Yan mercilessly used the penguin to send jitters Give ten thousand.

You send a window shake.You send a window shake.You send a window shake.

In exchange for a collapsed expression.

Wan Wan: What are you doing! ! ! ! !Don't shake! !

Shaobing: Hee hee, guess what.

Wan Wan: Don’t say anything, I’ll call you in 10 minutes.

Biscuits:? ?

Wan Wan: Alright, I'm back.

Shaobing: Did you go to the toilet?Why did it only take ten seconds?

Wan Wan: I'm playing in the arena! !

Wan Wan: In the end, you shook me! !

Wan Wan: I will cut it out and reply you! !

Wan Wan: Then I died! !

Shaobing: Why did you cut it out and reply me?Are you full screen?

Wan Wan: What other options are there besides full screen?

Shaobing: =L= Oh, I'm sorry I forgot that you are a noob, you are actually playing in the arena, which gave me the illusion that you have become a very powerful player.

Wan Wan: Do you feel no guilt for killing me?

Shaobing: No, after all, people will die after all, hehe, anyway, you must be playing in a random arena, so it’s okay to lose.

Wan Wan: Nonsense!I'm playing in a serious arena, okay?

Shaobing: Oh, I am a little bit impressed by you, so who are your teammates?your idol?Somewhere elegant?

Wan Wan: Woohoo, he is still blocking me.

Wan Wan: You and he didn't take me to play games, so I had no choice but to study on my own. I lost my account and used power leveling to reach the full level to get a set of PVP equipment.

Wan Wan: Didn’t you send me so many PVP materials?I researched it all and found the game forum!Then I posted a post about forming a team for PVP, and I got to know my current teammates.

Wan Wan: Originally, I only played 22 with him for a few days, but today he said that someone asked him 33 to say something about the tournament and asked me to play hard, but you shook me and I died.

Luo Yan thought to himself: ...What is this called! ! ! !Fortune favors fools? !

Luo Yan has never believed that newcomers in the game will bring their own lucky S, but he can only reluctantly believe it when he sees it. Newcomers are really super lucky.

Wanwan said that he posted a post in the PVP recruitment area of ​​the forum that he is a novice but really wants to learn about PVP and has memorized all professional skills according to the strategy. Although many people in the post laughed at him for memorizing skills obediently, there are also a few people He left his contact information and said that he could bring Wan Wan to the arena.

Wanwan looked at several contact methods, and finally chose a person like "I am very good, I think you are very talented, why don't you learn to play arena with me, contact information: XXXX".

Hearing this, Luo Yan couldn't help complaining: Is there any difference between these words and the small advertisements posted on telephone poles?It's also a loss of thousands of people.

However, he was so stupid that he directly picked a championship champion from the vast crowd, a multi-time five-character star magician, a former teammate of Necromancer, May disease.

So, Luo Yan couldn't help but once again uttered a damn thing, the post about May disease in the forum once said that May disease's teammates are always strange and strange. There are all kinds of newbies and veterans, and it turns out that they all come from the PVP recruitment area.

So the people who played 33 with Wanwan today can also know that they should be inclusive of all rivers.

Luo Yan couldn't help sighing again, sure enough, this is fate! God is so fair, you give us a problem child, and we give you a problem child, perfect.

According to Wanwan’s oral complaint, the follow-up content is like this, Baichuan wants to replace Wanwan, but still wants to form a team with May disease, Wuyue disease insists on not replacing Wanwan, and expresses that he can bring Wanwan out, Baichuan is melancholy After a while, they finally agreed to fight with such a team first.

Luo Yan was puzzled by this: "Why is Wu Yuebing so insisting on taking you to play?"

"Oh, it's said that he thinks I'm very similar to a friend of his." Wan Wan replied, "Wu Yuebing said that there are very few novices like me who memorize skills honestly. skills and took the championship."

Therefore, the eyes of Wuyue's disease, which is absolutely capable of entering the eyes of Wuyue disease, are also touched by the light of the necromancer puppet.

At this time, Luo Yan remembered that Wu Yuebing was the male god's former teammate, so he should know everything about the male god's past, so he quickly asked Wanwan to help him ask Wu Yuebing about winning the championship. What is the name of the person.

Wanwan replied after a while: "He said that I don't know him. According to the general setting, I should first understand him before I can understand his past. I can't skip understanding him and directly understand his history. past."

After finishing speaking, Wan Wan was still puzzled and said, "Why should I know about him and his past?"

Luo Yan prevaricated: "Maybe it's the role setting of May disease."

Since Luo Yan didn't understand May disease, and didn't want to understand it, so going through May disease to know the male god's past was impossible, Luo Yan had to honestly walk the line of fire.

Luo Yan couldn't help sighing again: This strategy game is really difficult.