To famous and unknown pen pals:

I am very glad that you, who do not know where, received this letter.Although I am not too keen on writing letters to make friends.But my whole family thinks I'm a bit withdrawn.As a child who is in the second grade of elementary school, I need a partner.

Pen pals are also good.

Well, before making friends, let me introduce myself first.

My name is Bashgara (Sanskrit).

Of course, I obviously don't have only one name, Bashgara is just the name I use the most.I also have a Japanese name called Yang Hui.In addition, there are Celtic names, Egyptian names, French names, Chinese names, German names, Roman names, Babylonian names and Mayan names, etc. Even, even if it is the same language, English, I also It is divided into American version and British version. For which version's name should be placed first, the heroic spirits of the relevant countries have fought countless fights.

Of course, there is no doubt that the name Poskaras is used the most.

I doubt it, it's because everyone can't beat my dad.

——Although I think my dad is the one who doesn't mind calling me by the last name.

Did I mention Heroic Spirits just now?

Did you mention Heroic Spirit?

Well, regarding the concept of heroic spirits, I will introduce you in detail in the next newsletter.

—if I can get a reply.

In short, you can just call me Vascara. My full name covers all languages ​​known to mankind. The writing is very complicated and the pronunciation is very troublesome. The point is that at least two pieces of paper will be scrapped after writing all of them.Too many names can really cause a lot of trouble for people. For example, until now, it is difficult for me to distinguish which name is calling me, and I will inevitably turn my head to look affectionately.

When I talk about it, those bastards won't reflect on it. Whose fault is it that I can't make friends?

Signed: Basikala, who was waiting for a reply in Chaldea.

To famous and unknown pen pals:

Hey, I really didn't expect to receive a reply so soon, I was a little pleasantly surprised.

I can understand your surprise, however, my road to making friends was indeed full of hardships.Maybe it's hard to understand why it's so empty-handed.Well, let me give you an example.King Gilgamesh once taught me that bastard is a pet name, because I have a good relationship with him, so he gave me the honor of being called bastard!

I believed it was true for a long time.

Later, when I was in the first class of kindergarten, a chubby little boy came up and said he wanted to be my friend.I happily told him, "Okay, then I give you permission to call me a bastard."

The expressions of the little boy and the teacher behind him froze.

I don't know what I did wrong, but the first hand of friendship ended without a problem.I'm really sad.My mother touched my head and said: "You should inherit everything from your father. It's normal to fail the first time. Let's practice with my mother. Mom can teach you how to change it. Come on, let's start—— Can I be good friends with you?"

"Okay," I replied immediately, "then I give you permission to call me a bastard."

Mom's expression froze.

Anyway, I haven't seen King Gilgamesh for a long time.

Signed: The first time I received a reply, I was a little happy.

To famous and unknown pen pals:

It's a little late to reply.

I'm sorry.

Dad said that it is necessary to reply in time. For example, if he doesn't reply to his mother's communication within three seconds, his mother will definitely go through the earth to find him.So for the peace of the earth, he has been working hard to respond to his mother's sudden communication in time.

By the way, in my first letter, I said that I would explain the concept of heroic spirits to you.

There is a place called the Seat of Heroes, and Heroes are the people who live in the Seat of Heroes, and their reproduction method is mitosis.As long as one day, a heroic spirit has a whim and wants to change a weapon, a hairstyle, or a change of clothes, he will be able to split into a subspecies.Of course, there are many categories of mitosis. Sometimes, the gender, age and name can change, such as Merlin and Meili, such as sister Matthew and brother Galahad.

And Brother Roman and Brother Solomon—

I don't think they look alike at all, but if everyone says they are the same person, I'll just believe it.

There are no subspecies in the whole world, it should be only my father and my mother.

Inscribed: Bashgara who devoted himself to the study of Heroics

To famous and unknown pen pals:

Wait, wait, did you get that letter from before? !

I just learned a terrible thing. Fu Jun, who I always thought was my own brother, turned out to be my father's subspecies!Brother Fu Jun is my father's subspecies!My three views are going to be shattered! ! !

Inscribed: Bashgara with broken three views

To famous and unknown pen pals:

Because I learned some shocking truths, I... sorry, I still haven't recovered from the shock... No, I saw your reply, but the situation in our family is really complicated, I , my dad, and my brother... Oh no, my dad's subspecies, Fu Jun, looks like he has white hair and blue eyes, even my grandpa.In my mother's words, I just looked at the same manufacturer.This is one of them.

Second, in a normal family, family members either call their names, or call their parents, grandparents, children, his father, their children, their mother, etc.However, Brother Fu Jun is my father's subspecies, he calls my mother my mother!

I don't know how to describe how I feel right now.

Especially when it seems like the whole world knows about it, but I don't—

My dad closed the flower shop and went home to accompany me. My dad is the traditional dad in many people's minds. He is strict with his wife, not very talkative, but everyone knows that he is very gentle.He didn't seem to know how to comfort me, so he had to start with the love history between him and his mother very early.

Dad said that he was grandma's eldest son, but grandma abandoned him because she didn't like him.Mom has always known about this, so she hopes to make up for Dad's complete maternal love... Of course, it doesn't make much sense for Mom to do this kind of thing, but since Mom is happy, Dad is willing to tolerate her.

What kind of reason is this!

——Because my mother felt sorry for my father's lack of love when he was a child, so my father split into a subspecies baby and gave it to my mother to raise?

Dad was silent for a long time: Sorry, strictly speaking he seems to be the subspecies, and Fu Jun is the main body.

I don't know why I feel like this topic is getting worse.

My dad and I sat on the roof like a couple of idiots all night until the sun broke in the sky.Dad just said something about before I was born, he said that my mother loved me very much, when I was pregnant, no one was ready, the world was at stake.The mother lurks in the enemy camp, and it took six months of heartless to find out that she was pregnant.

...It really looks like my mother's character.

Because the situation was critical at the time, no one suggested that my mother give birth to me, but my mother insisted.In the end, I was born in the monster queen's lair, surrounded by demons dancing wildly, all new humans (I don't know what new humans are, but Dad's word is indeed written like this), half of my body is a skeleton, and half is entwined with golden flames.

what is that?

Is my dad really describing me?

——Sounds like a monster.

My dad used a lot of proper nouns to describe my state at that time. I suspect he didn't understand, after all, my dad has nothing but good fights.He said blood conflicts and divine conflicts, and trying to keep me, my dad said, he almost took his armor off again.Well, yes, my dad does have an A, an anti-domestic violence A.

That's what the plot sounds like...

Forget it, they added drama to themselves again.

Although it's shameful to say it, my father and mother are indeed late stage actors.My dad once made up a glorious past for himself to participate in the demigod war thousands of years ago.My uncle Arjuna also cooperates with him, and his enemies come and go every day. Let me tell you, even my classmates in the second grade of elementary school don't catch such a drama.The two of them can still play with relish, they are hopeless senior middle school students.

My mother set herself up as a violent and beautiful girl who saves the world. She has a strong will and beautiful face. She once broke through the Temple of Time alone to destroy the demon god Getia and saved Brother Roman from the fire and water.I always felt that there was something wrong with this script, and then one day I suddenly understood: Shouldn’t the beauties rescued in normal scripts be promised with their bodies?Why did mom stay with dad in the end?

Brother Roman warned me sternly: Don't frame me.

I also answered sternly: My mother is Yan Dang, maybe you are not yet a beauty in her eyes.

Looking at brother Roman's expression covering his chest, I think I might be right.

I used to want to complain about the soul of my parents, but one day I found out that Brother Roman gave me a more embarrassing setting for the middle school, what kind of king was chosen by the gods, what gods promised him wisdom, what Created all the magic, what clairvoyance that can see through all the past and future - my God, where did he have the cheek to write such a shameful setting.

Forget it, Chaldea is the gathering place for large secondary schools.

Signed: Bashgara who is full of complaints in his heart.

To famous and unknown pen pals:

Uh, you ask me, is it my mother or my father who does the heavy work in my house?

Sorry, what is heavy work?

Signed: Troubled Bashgara.

To famous and unknown pen pals:

Isn't this kind of thing done directly by whoever comes along?How hard is it to fight a gas tank?When I was five years old, I was able to carry a dozen gas tanks up a dozen floors with one hand.Even my teacher thinks that such a simple thing is not qualified for my training program.

Signed: Bashgara, who suffered double homework for talking about this matter.

To famous and unknown pen pals:

What?You said I am also in the second grade? !Say I can't make friends because of Secondary Two? !

No, I'm not in secondary school!I'm telling the truth, who in this world can't carry a dozen gas tanks upstairs?My mom could even carry a whole building on her shoulders!

Signed: Bashgara who is a little angry and needs to be apologized.

To famous and unknown pen pals:

I hate you!I, I am not a middle school student!

I don't want to make friends with you anymore, I'm going to find grandpa, I'm going to find grandpa for a hug!I don't want you anymore!I don't like making friends the least!Dad is right, it is impossible for human beings to understand each other through language!

Signed: Poshgara, who was so angry and cried, went back to his hometown to find his grandfather Surya and begged for a hug.

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