Efforts to defeat the enemy's family property

Chapter 13, The 13st Iron Pillar

The moment his wrist was held, Gu Le was so startled that his mind split, and he subconsciously wanted to run away, but he was dragged back.

And at this time, Gu Le finally saw Sheng Xiao's appearance.

This fellow actually wore two masks on his face, one for general medical use and the other for N95, layered on top of each other, just like a gas mask.

In addition to the mask, Gu Le also smelled a strong smell of toilet water, which overbearingly covered up the sour bamboo shoot smell of snail noodles, forming a "safe zone" around Sheng Xiao.

What shocked Gu Le even more was that the man in front of him was holding a clothes pole in his hand. With this outfit and the tools in his hand, he had armed himself like a member of a special forces.

Gu Le's shocked and suffocated expression distorted.

"Turn over my heavenly spirit cap? Do you believe it or not? I'm serving you right now with the Eighteen Great Tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty." Sheng Xiao sneered.

Gu Le shivered, "We are civilized people, we have something to say."

"Clean up the house for me, or you won't be allowed to sleep." Sheng Xiao, wearing a gas mask, poked Gu Le with the clothes pole in his hand.

Fierce and vicious, as if he was about to eat people in the next moment.

Gu Le was driven forward by him, muttering in a low voice while walking, "I stayed outside for more than half an hour and didn't clean up..."

Before he finished speaking, he was poked on the butt by the clothes pole, "Don't beep, hurry up!"

"I don't have much energy to clean up by myself, you come with me." Gu Le whispered, clutching his buttocks.

Sheng Xiao's sharp eyes were slightly raised, and the smile didn't reach his eyes, "You will be motivated after buying those stinking fans?"

"I don't know, snail noodles are delicious." Gu Le started to do it.

At the beginning, he soaked three boxes of snail noodles, two of which were knocked over by the dog, and it took more effort to clean up those two boxes, and the rest just had to be covered and thrown away.

When Gu Le was tidying up, Sheng Xiao watched the whole process. Whenever Gu Le moved slowly, he would poke Gu Le with a clothes pole, and in exchange for a resentful expression on the other side, his eyes would be more smug .

"Don't do so many things in the future, otherwise it will not only be as simple as sweeping the tail, I will increase the workload for you, and even let you cut the lawn outside." Sheng Xiao poked him again with the clothes pole.

Gu Le was stunned, like a cauliflower that had been left for a long time and lost its water, "You can't oppress me like this, it's inhumane. The oppression you oppress me today will bounce back on yourself tomorrow... ..”

Sheng Xiao waved the clothes pole in his hand, "Stop talking nonsense, you little slave has no human rights at all."

Gu Le pouted and mopped the floor, "God, please help your favorite cub so that he can turn himself into a serf and sing."

Just after he finished speaking, he was poked again, and Sheng Xiao clicked his tongue lightly, "Work more and talk less in your sleep, you have no chance to stand up, and you will be obedient and make me happy, I will consider taking you to eat and drink. "

Gu Le secretly rolled his eyes.

Come on, for a stingy person like you, you still take him to eat and drink, so forget it if you don't sell him and pay back the money.

Reluctantly and dilly-dally, Gu Le finally cleaned the floor.

It took half an hour.

During this time, Sheng Xiao didn't go anywhere. He took a clothes pole, moved a stool and sat beside him, poking Gu Le who wanted to be lazy from time to time.

"It's finally done, I'm exhausted." Gu Le let out a long breath, and just when he thought he could rest, Sheng Xiao, who had taken off his mask with a "steel fork", poked him again.

"What are you doing? Are you addicted to poking?" Gu Le turned his head angrily.

Sheng Xiao took it for granted, "I want to eat tomato egg noodles."

"Slap." The mop that hadn't been able to be put back came out of his hand.

Gu Le was dumbfounded.

He stayed in the toilet for more than half an hour, and then came out to clean up for more than half an hour, plus the return journey by car, it all added up to one and a half hours.

It's only an hour and a half, is he hungry again? ?

The expression on Gu Le's face was too exaggerated, and it was difficult for Sheng Xiao to figure it out. He coughed unnaturally, "Isn't it normal for my height to eat more than one day?"

Gu Le felt that this guy was showing off.

But only Sheng Xiao knew that he was not full when he was in the restaurant.

I used to think that the food there was okay, but now I don't think it's very delicious. It's not as good as the egg and tomato noodles cooked by this little brat.

Of course, this must not be said, so as not to embarrass him.

"Hurry up and cook noodles for me," Sheng Xiao drove Gu Le into the kitchen with a clothes pole.

Gu Le cooked the noodles with a bitter face, just like a poor little farm worker, sitting on the other side and waiting for Sheng Xiao to finish eating the noodles, and then took them to wash the dishes.

Looking at Gu Le's back, Sheng Xiao sighed comfortably, this is simply a life in heaven.

When the person came out, he said, "In the future, you should get up early, and I will have breakfast at home before going to work."

Gu Le's amber cat eyes widened.

"What are you looking at? Isn't it right to cook breakfast for your benefactor?" Sheng Xiao was proud.

Gu Le glared, "Have you ever heard of the government forcing the people to rebel? I advise you not to push too hard, or I...I..."

This "I" has been talking for a long time, but I still can't say anything.

Sheng Xiao sneered mercilessly, "What can you do with your small body?"

Gu Le got angry, took off the slippers and held them in his hands, "I'll let you see how powerful Huoyun Cthulhu's direct disciple is, and hit you with slippers until you doubt your life."

"Oh." Sheng Xiao stood up holding his artifact.

In fact, the reality is completely opposite to the cruel words. A self-proclaimed martial arts master was poked by Sheng Xiao with a clothes pole to shut himself up.

That night, Gu Le bit his pillow to vent his anger, while Sheng Xiao, who was not far away from him, curled up his mouth and fell asleep, having a good night's dream.

Sheng Xiao's good mood lasted until the next morning.

The sun is shining brightly outside the window, and the soft morning light falls on the verdant lawn, reflecting the neatly manicured lawn into a charming emerald green belt.

Sheng Xiao came down from upstairs refreshed, looked at the greenery in the direction of the backyard, and listened to the faint chirping of birds, his mood became better and better.

Just as I was about to take a breath of fresh air and stretch myself, I was caught off guard by a familiar stench.

Sheng Xiao's face turned green, "Gu Le, you little brat are poisoning here again?"

A little golden-haired head poked out from the kitchen, and when he saw Sheng Xiao covering his nose, he immediately rolled his eyes with a smile.

Gu Le held a lunch box in his hand, and came over here, "I've made your breakfast."

Sheng Xiao ran away without saying a word. He ran to the back balcony, looking for the clothes pole, but was shocked to find that the clothes pole was gone.

"What are you looking for?" Gu Le's voice came from behind with a smile.

Sheng Xiao subconsciously turned around, and when he turned around, he saw a lunch box that was almost in front of his mouth.

That smell made Sheng Xiao want to die on the spot.

"Come here, let me introduce you formally. This is snail noodles! A specialty snack in Guangxi, which is loved by people all over the country." Gu Le said with a smile.

The clothes pole couldn't be found, so Sheng Xiao knew that his mask must have been hidden by this little bastard too.

"Don't come here." Sheng Xiao covered his nose and stepped back, as if facing a formidable enemy.

Gu Le caught a fan with chopsticks, with a terrified smile on his face, and approached step by step, "Believe me, the snail noodles are really delicious. The soup is salty and fragrant, and the rice noodles become chewy after cooking. It tastes springy and soft. It’s glutinous. The yuba peanuts are very fragrant and crunchy, and there are several children in one bite. In fact, it smells stinky, but it tastes very fragrant. Adding red oil makes it more soulful, and it’s so sour that you can eat it while wiping your tears.”

Sheng Xiao retreated step by step, and finally retreated to the wall. He didn't believe a single word of what Gu Le said.

How could such a stinky thing taste delicious?

Looking at Sheng Xiao's face flushed with suffocation, the villain in Gu Le's heart rolled on the floor with laughter.

Tell you to squeeze me, tell you to enslave me, now you know how powerful I am!

How could Sheng Xiao fail to see what was going on in Gu Le's mind, and he ground his teeth, but there was really no other way in this situation, so he could only soften his mouth.

Unexpectedly, with one mouthful, a chopstick of fans was stuffed into his mouth.

Gu Le was stunned.

He thought that there was room behind Sheng Xiao, and he could retreat, so he took a step forward, who knows...

Sheng Xiao was also stunned, his expression of fear froze.

About two seconds later, Gu Le watched helplessly as the person in front of him sucked and sucked, and the fans on his chopsticks became less and less, and finally they were completely sucked clean.

Gu Le: "???"

Sheng Xiao's cheeks moved, and he blurted out the word "It's okay".

Gu Le: "!!!"

This development is different from what he thought!

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