Mr. Ba ran away after being pregnant with the cub of the movie star Alpha

(Special episode 1. Apron story)

divorce!

I want a divorce!

There is no way to pass this day!

This was Yan Rongqiu's only thought when he woke up every morning.

Beside him, He Wanzhi was still soundly asleep.A small white shoulder was exposed under the tightly wrapped quilt, jet-black curly hair was messily scattered on the pillow, angular rosy lips were slightly parted, and thick long eyelashes were quietly drawn, revealing a kind of innocence and purity like an angel strayed into the world ...

Big head ghost!

devil!

A dog man is a devil who eats people without spitting out bones!

Do nothing every night!

Yan Rongqiu took off the pillow under his waist, sat up with difficulty, lifted the quilt and glanced inside——

Depend on!

New scars pile up old scars, there is no good place!

Since he got married, he went to work every day is miserable.

After sitting in a meeting for a long time, the waist will not work. Not only will it be hot and sore, but you will also have to hold your head up and keep your spirits up. You must not be caught by your subordinates.

However, even though Yan Rongqiu boasted that his acting skills were amazing, such and such words still floated in the tea rooms of various departments——

"The big boss is now full of the pheromone taste of the boss lady from the inside out!"

"Summer hasn't arrived yet, and the big boss already has mosquito lumps on his neck!"

"I found out too! I still don't wear heavy clothes every day!"

"Big Boss used to walk like a fly, but now the weak willow supports the wind..."

"During several meetings, the voice of the big boss was hoarse every time he opened his mouth."

"No way no way."

"Yeah, there's really no way."

"I can't do it for me."

……

"The proprietress is like that, who can stand it!"

...Can't stand it?

Can't stand it? !

Yan Rongqiu was so angry that he squeezed the disposable water cup flat.

There is nothing in this world that Yan Rongqiu can't stand!

Starting today, he vowed to stand up!

As soon as he got home from get off work, Yan Rongqiu could smell the sweet and warm fragrance wafting from the kitchen.

"Cream stew tonight...?"

The voice stopped abruptly.

Yan Rongqiu's pupils trembled violently, his ears turned red quickly, and steam was blowing out.

"He Wanzhi! What are you doing!"

He Wanzhi calmly scooped up a small dish to taste, then turned his head and said, "Cooking."

"...Of course I know! But who cooks and dresses like this! How...how decent!"

He Wan's face was confused, "What does this look like?"

"Wai Wai Wei Apron!" Yan Rongqiu covered his eyes with one hand and yelled angrily while pointing at him with the other.

"What's wrong with the apron?" He Wanzhi didn't understand anything, He Wanzhi was just curious.

Yan Rongqiu frowned, "Why don't you wear clothes under the apron!"

"Oh, you said this." He Wanzhi was very calm, and even turned around, "I think you will like it, so I gave it a try."

……

Hello everyone, I am the face of a dog man, and I have run away from home.

Yan Rongqiu: "..."

"What did I do to cause you to have such a misunderstanding!!!"

"Hey, isn't President Yan the one who likes wives the most?" He Wanzhi raised his eyebrows slightly, puzzled.

"I've noticed it before, every time I put on the apron that Little Bear is picking strawberries, Mr. Yan can't help but stare at me."

"Do I have...?" Yan Rongqiu's tone weakened unconsciously.

"Yes." He Wanzhi answered seriously, untied the hair tie on his wrist, and tied his half-length curly hair into a ponytail, making his neck look fair and slender.

It's dying.

Ponytail, hair tie, fruit body apron.

With a vicious vibe, he's about to hook Mr. Yan's soul away!

Yan Rongqiu stepped back, "You, you, you, don't come here!"

"What's the matter?" He Wanzhi approached step by step, "Don't President Yan like it?"

Yan Rongqiu blushed from holding back.

Like it!

I love it!

Why don't you like it!

But you must never say it out, if you say it...

"Well!"

The chin was accurately pinched, and there was a hot touch on the lips.

Man｜Wife is going to eat man.

"Boss Yan, don't you really like it?" He Wanzhi was still aggressively moving forward, his long eyelashes sweeping across the bridge of his nose.

Yan Rongqiu had no choice but to retreat, and directly half-sat on the Nakajima stage.

"dislike……"

Yan Rongqiu, fight for your anger!You must stand up for me!

"Do you really not like it?"

Nakajima Terrace is the place where ingredients are processed, and He Wanzhi is not idle anywhere, and also treats Yan Rongqiu as an ingredient, and concentrates on cooking.

"No... um... like..."

"Do you like it, or don't you like it?"

Yan Rongqiu's eyes were already filled with misty water vapor, and when he closed them lightly, tears wet the reddened corners of the eyes.

"Do not……"

"However, President Yan's performance is not like this."

He Wanzhi clasped the back of Yan Rongqiu's hand, and pressed him onto the Nakajima stage.

The cold touch of the marble came through the shirt, and Yan Rongqiu couldn't help but tremble all over, but the hot and warm chest was pressed against his back, making him fall into the center of the vortex of ice and fire.

At this moment, a burnt smell wafted over, reminding them that it was cooking time, and this was the kitchen!

"The milk and cream stew is still cooking..."

Yan Rongqiu struggled forward and stretched his arms to turn off the fire, but He Wanzhi grabbed his thin hips and pulled him back into his arms.

"It's okay." The man leaned over and pecked his thin red earlobe lightly, "Just eat me."

It took too long, and the cream stew was completely mushy, and I couldn't even ask for the pot.

Yan Rongqiu was held in his arms by the contented He Wanzhi, wanting to cry without tears.

Today is another day of unbearable.

(Special episode 2. Fat Chirp)

The mutation happened in the morning.

He Wanzhi opened his eyes and found that his arms were empty.

Yan Rongqiu, who had been hugging her all night, disappeared.

When touched, the pillow and quilt are also cold.

"Baby?"

He called, but no one answered.

He Wanzhi panicked.Could it be that he deceived others so much last night that Yan Rongqiu was so angry that he left home to become a monk?

"Baby……?"

Still no one cares about him.

He Wanzhi started to tremble.

Recalling what he did, Yan Rongqiu's eyes were swollen, his voice was hoarse, and he still didn't let him go... Didn't he just take away his popularity?

History is always strikingly similar.

Just as He Wanzhi was deeply reviewing his own sins, there seemed to be a faint chirping sound coming from above his head.

... birdsong?

He Wanzhi stretched his hand over his head, his fingers passed through the messy curly hair, and what he touched was a soft and warm...

"Fuck?!"

Madoka Chirp.

His chubby body, snow-white feathers, and bright black eyes all became a handful of fluffy fur balls in his palm.

"Who are you scolding?"

Xiaoyuan Jiu spoke to him.

Xiaoyuan Jiu spoke to him...

Xiaoyuan Jiu spoke to him! ! !

Except that it was a little thinner, and the milk was a little milky, it was Yan Rongqiu's voice and Yan Rongqiu's tone! ! !

"In short, I seem to have turned into a bird." Yan Rongqiu pecked his feathers, "I'm very anxious."

"This is really..." He Wanzhi took a deep breath——

"What a joyous event!"

Ah cute.

Ah so cute.

Crazy cute!

How can it be so cute!

Holding Xiaoyuan Jiu tremblingly, He Wan pressed his face against it, all he wanted was to suck Xiao Yuan Jiu.

Yan Rongqiu flapped his wings and flew up, and pecked violently on his forehead.

"Go away!" He Wanzhi rubbed his head, "It's human nature to like fur."

Yan Rongqiu: "Are you human?"

He Wanzhi recalled his actions last night and silently confessed.

Yan Rongqiu continued to chirp, "You have grown so big now, it puts me under a lot of pressure."

He Wanzhi: "When did I grow up?"

As soon as the words fell, he was pecked hard again.

"Why did I become a bird?" Yan Rongqiu flapped his wings in front of the mirror, examining himself in annoyance, "It's still a fat bird."

After He Wanzhi made the call, he bent down consciously and stretched his head over so that Xiao Yuanjiu could have a temporary nest in his hair.

"I asked Dr. Wu just now, and she said it's intermittent atavism, don't worry at all, after a day or two, it will return naturally."

……

Yan Rongqiu tilted his head: "Hey?"

No, no, no, no, this slot is too much, okay!

Why is it an atavism phenomenon?All scientific idiots know that people change from monkeys to birds!

And why does Dr. Wu even know about this?Dr. Wu is too omnipotent, right?Don't go to Dr. Wu for any strange intractable diseases!

"What if I can't change back?" Yan Rongqiu squatted softly in He Wanzhi's hair, her round black eyes revealing sadness.

My family has a big business, my son is cute, and my husband is obedient, so why did I turn into a tiny bird! ! !

He Wanzhi comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay, it can definitely change back."

Yan Rongqiu wiped away a tear of sorrow with the tips of his wings, "But I don't want to be a bird, I'm still a fat bird without a neck. If it's an eagle or a vulture, I'll feel better."

He Wanzhi reached out to gently stroke his feathers, his eyes narrowed, "Jiu Jiu is so cute, you are Jiu Jiu, I will raise Jiu Jiu for the rest of my life, and I will take you with me wherever I go."

Yan Rongqiu really wanted to complain, you are already clinging to me every day, okay?

"That's right!" He Wanzhi jumped up suddenly, "I can finally do something I've always wanted to do!"

Yan Rongqiu: I have a bad feeling...

He Wanzhi excitedly held Aunt Xu's sewing box and a small bamboo basket for fabric, "Wait, I'll make you clothes right away!"

Shine Mr. Yan, open beta immediately.

The husband held the thread in his hand, and Yuanjiu put on his shirt.

One night, the ingenious He Wanzhi made ten sets of outfits for Yan Rongqiu in one go.

"Baby, come and see if you like it~"

"Hey~" Yan Rongqiu flapped his wings and flew over.Although he has become a little bird now, he still has the habit of grooming himself when he was a human being. He is still looking forward to what He Wanzhi has done for himself...

"Hey...?" Yan Rongqiu was stunned.

"What are these?!"

Chirp uses a maid outfit, Chirp uses a magical girl outfit, Chirp uses a sailor outfit...

"Hurry up and try it on." He Wan's eyes sparkled, "Baby, you choose yourself, which one do you want to wear first?"

"I don't want to wear any of them!" Yan Rongqiu pointed at He Wanzhi and pecked fiercely, "Pervert, pervert! Pervert!"

"Jie jie jie jie..." He Wanzhi let out a villainous laugh, and went to catch Xiao Yuanjiu with all his teeth and claws.Xiao Yuanjiu flew around and hid here and there, but was still caught by this big villain and held tightly in his palm.

"Now let's see where you escape~"

He Wanzhi held up his little clothes and approached with a smirk, the shadow of terror ruthlessly shrouded the trembling Xiao Yuanjiu...

……

"Hey..."

Yan Rongqiu was lying on the table exhausted, he didn't even have the strength to peck He Wanzhi.

"Ah, cute!"

"Ahhhhhhh cute!"

"Even if the baby turns into a bird, it's still the cutest in the world!"

He Wanzhi was admiring the thousands of photos of Xiaoyuanjiu's cuteness that he just took, and he almost shed tears of incomparable excitement.

Because his baby always thinks that he is mediocre and thin-skinned, so he has always been reluctant to take pictures.Well now, these photos are enough for him to make a whole series of Yan Rongqiu merchandise.What calendars, T-shirts, phone cases, blah blah.

Jiujiu all like to be clean and like to take a bath, which is very consistent with Yan Rongqiu.So He Wanzhi searched online and followed the steps to prepare.

"Dangdangdangdang~" He Wanzhi moved his finger away from Yan Rongqiu's eyes.

The white porcelain basin is filled with shallow warm water, on which are freshly picked gardenia petals and rose petals from the garden, and a little yellow duck that Yan Xinxing likes to play with when taking a bath.

For the little bird, it is indeed a super invincible luxury bath.

"Hey..."

Yan Rongqiu's little paw moved back a little.

He Wanzhi read the popular science, and knew that birds might be a little afraid of water at first, so he had to make some water | sound to attract the birds to approach, but not too loud, or it would scare the birds away.

"Come on, come on, guest officer, come and play~"

Yan Rongqiu: "..."

He moved his fat and furry body little by little, flapped his little wings, and jumped into the water with a plop.

"Chirp chirp ~ chirp chirp ~"

The water temperature was adjusted to be neither too hot nor too cold, it was the most comfortable temperature, the depth was also very suitable, and there were also fragrant flowers. Yan Rongqiu was so happy to wash and even surpassed Suhu, she couldn't help singing.

Once the bird starts bathing, it will fly in and out of the bath many times.Worried that he would catch a cold, He Wanzhi quickly turned on the Yuba, moved a small bench, and sat beside him with his chin in his hand, looking at him intoxicated.

Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he jumped out to get the SLR, and started to tease him.

Yan Rongqiu: "Hey, don't shoot."

He Wanzhi: "What's so embarrassing, you're just a bird now..."

Wait, even if it's a little bird, it's Yan Rongqiu, if the normal Yan Rongqiu is in front of her now...

Crash.

Yan Rongqiu threw a splash on his face.

Hmph, looking at He Wanzhi's expression, one could tell that he was thinking about something messy again.

After finally waiting for Yan Rongqiu to take a shower, He Wanzhi wrapped him in a soft towel and took him back to the bedroom. He had to dry it quickly, otherwise the bird would catch a cold easily.

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, blowing blower, in the warm wind, Xiao Yuanjiu visibly fluffed up, and returned to a fluffy snowball.Xueqiu'er can pay attention to her own image, she buries her pointed beak into her wings, pecks and cleans herself up neatly.

Yes, cute!

He Wanzhi suffered more cute attacks today than he has encountered in his life.

He couldn't help stretching out his fingers, rubbing Xiao Yuanjiu's head, and stroking Xiao Yuanjiu's wings.

"Hey! My feathers were only combed neatly, but you messed them up again." Yan Rongqiu protested.

Protest is invalid.

He Wanzhi was teasing, and suddenly remembered that the Internet said that Yan Rongqiu, a bird of this breed, has the best belly feeling...

So I couldn't help but move my fingertips lightly, and pushed Madoka Jiu down.

Yan Rongqiu: "...chirp?!"

Sure enough, the fur on Xiao Yuanjiu's belly was thin and soft, warm, like new cotton that had just been dried in the sun, extremely comfortable.

Yan Rongqiu: "Don't touch my stomach..."

As he spoke, he tried to cover his belly with his wings, but unfortunately his body was too round and his wings were too short, which was not enough.

Even if the baby becomes a bird, it is still so cute when shy!

In "Zhen 〇 Biography", why did Lu Lang praise Huanhuan?You are shy, I really can't put it down.

He Wanzhi picked up Xiaoyuanjiu, kissed from the left, kissed from the right, why do you like it so much!

How can you like it so much!

When sleeping at night, He Wanzhi used Yan Xinxing's Lego blocks and plush toys to build Yan Rongqiu a luxurious nest with three entrances and three exits.

Carefully putting Yan Rongqiu in, He Wanzhi covered him with a handkerchief and tucked it away.In the end, I was worried that he was afraid of the dark, so I put on an induction night light before going to bed.

Can't sleep at all.

He Wanzhi tossed and turned to make pancakes, got up from time to time to look around Yan Rongqiu's nest, for fear that he might encounter any problems, and stayed up until the early morning before falling asleep in a daze.

In the middle of the night, He Wanzhi was in a haze when he suddenly felt his chest was hot and itchy.He opened his eyes and saw that it was Yan Rongqiu.

At this moment, Xiaoyuan Jiu was quietly lying on his chest, sleeping soundly.

From time to time, he would shake his feathers and smack his pointed beak, as if he was having a sweet dream.

He Wanzhi couldn't help laughing, gently wrapped his palms around his small body, and held him in his heart.

Early in the morning, He Wanzhi was awakened by the pressure.

As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw Xiao Yuanjiu in vain, and changed back into Yan Rongqiu in vain.

As we all know, small animals do not wear clothes.

As we all know, the morning is always a dangerous time.

He Wanzhi's breathing was stagnant, and even his voice became hoarse.

"Baby."

Yan Rongqiu was half asleep and half awake, lying comfortably: "What's wrong...?" He tried hard to open his eyes, looked at himself, and then at He Wanzhi.

"Changed, changed back?!"

"I'm back!"

"Great, He Wanzhi, look, I'm finally back to normal!"

He Wanzhi: "Well, I can see it very clearly."

Stretching out his hand and hooking it, he wrapped the unsuspecting young man under his body.

Rubbing the tip of his delicate red nose, he smiled slightly, "We should have a good celebration, baby, what do you think?"

Yan Rongqiu: "I won't be a human anymore, I'll continue to be a bird... oh!"

Today is another day I can't stand it.

The author has something to say: This article is finally officially over, thanks to the little angels for their company~ If possible, I would like to ask everyone to give a score for the end~ Thank you, the bald author Doshiza~ We are destined to see you next time!Chirp~