Appreciating the moon is not as good as appreciating the chrysanthemum
Chapter 133 Four Brothers Measure Birds
Returning to school on the weekend afternoon, Shi Lei was surrounded by Huo Hao, Mo Zhe, and Xu Chennuo as soon as he stepped into the classroom.
"Fourth brother, how was the date the night before yesterday?" Mo Zhe started gossiping before Shi Lei walked back to his seat.
Shi Lei: "..."
"Blow it." Shi Lei said.
"Aha? I think Dr. He is not bad, is it because you don't understand the style?" Huo Hao put it bluntly.
Shi Lei blushed a lot: "No...well, he thinks I'm too young."
"Small? How small?"
"Fourth brother, isn't it?"
"Fuck, your body is so big... small?"
"hahahahahahahahaha"
Everyone laughed.
Shi Lei blushed from holding back: "Get out... get out... I'm 20cm long."
Just kidding, how could this kind of thing be underestimated.
Fuck me!Measured?Siberian python?
20cm?Everyone turned their eyes to Shi Lei's lower body in an instant, staring at his pants. Even Tan Yuefei glanced at him.
Shi Lei was wearing a school uniform, he couldn't see anything at all, and he didn't feel any stimulation, so he definitely didn't respond, but he was so embarrassed to be stared at by so many eyes, his ears and cheeks turned red.
"Fourth brother, don't brag, I'm only 18cm, how can you be 20?" Mo Zhe looked in disbelief, he is recognized as a big bird.
As soon as Mo Zhe opened his mouth, the boys in the rows behind laughed like crazy.
"Ahem... If you don't believe me, measure it." Shi Lei had a rebellious expression on his face.
"Ouch, come on, just measure." The group booed.
Shi Lei walked back to his seat and took out a ruler from his pencil case: "This is exactly 20cm, it's a pity that no one can arouse my sexual interest."
"Come on, come on, I have movies in my phone, Europe, America, Japan, Korea, Dabo, Xiaobo, everything you need."
Xu Chennuo hurriedly went to find a film, and just took out the phone before realizing that Shi Lei was gay, and instantly felt embarrassed.
It wasn't just Shi Lei who was embarrassed, but also himself.
Cheng Xiaoyuan stared at him viciously: "Why, are you still watching it now?"
"No, no interest, no interest at all." Xu Chennuo waved his hand quickly.
"Hmph." Cheng Xiaoyuan snorted coldly, and stood up from the stool. "Fourth brother, come on, let me dance for you, you can definitely arouse your interest."
Shi Lei: "..."
Xu Chennuo was frightened to death, so he quickly handed in his phone, and took Cheng Xiaoyuan's hand: "Daughter-in-law, calm down, calm down, I was wrong, I really haven't seen it, it's been stored for a long time, after dating you, any man or woman I'm not even interested."
Cheng Xiaoyuan lifted his chin and looked arrogant, then he took the mobile phone handed over by Xu Chennuo and sat down.
Xu Chennuo: "..."
The rest of my life after the catastrophe, as expected, the wife is the last person to offend.
Shi Lei stared at Huo Hao for a while: "Why don't you try? I know you the most."
Huo Hao: "..."
Tan Yuefei pursed his lips and said nothing, but fixed his eyes on Shi Lei, the warning in his eyes was strong.
"Cough, are you sure?" Huo Hao coughed lightly and stood up from the stool.
Shi Lei nodded: "Start your performance."
"Selling glutinous rice balls selling glutinous rice balls"
“Little brother’s glutinous rice balls are round and round”
“A bowl of soup is full and full”
"Buy a bowl for thirty cents"
As Huo Hao sang, he clapped his hands to beat the beat, tilted his head, and blinked his long eyelashes.
"hahahahahahahahahahaha"
The group burst into laughter, staggering from side to side, and Tan Haofei was lying on the table laughing, so cute.
Shi Lei stretched out his hand to support his forehead with a smile: "Forget it...forget it, even if it is hard, it will be softened by your smile."
Before Huo Hao sat down, someone hugged his waist. Tan Yuefei hugged him and sat on his lap, biting the back of his neck: "I'm hard."
Huo Hao: "..."
Huo Hao thought Tan Yuefei was joking, until the touch from his lower back clearly felt the change in Tan Yuefei.
"Hold!"
Huo Hao cursed in a low voice, and just about to speak, a voice suddenly came from the back door of Class [-] classroom.
"Fourth brother, where's my second idiot?"
Everyone turned their heads and saw two people standing at the back door, Wen Yu and Yang Fan.
Both of them were wearing the school uniforms of Xuyang No. [-] Middle School. When they showed up, the girls in Class [-] screamed.
Ahhh... Where is the handsome guy.
Wen Yu walked directly into the classroom, Yang Fan did not enter the classroom, leaning against the back door of Class [-] classroom, fists in both hands.
Shi Lei glanced at Yang Fan, then turned his gaze away, and stood up from the stool: "In the principal's office, I'll take you there later, are you here specifically to get the dog?"
"Well, I came here on purpose. I specially invited Brother Fan to be my driver." Wen Yu glanced at Yang Fan and said to Shi Lei on purpose.
"Oh." Shi Lei was startled for a moment, then nodded and put down the ruler.
Wen Yu looked at him holding the ruler, and asked, "Why are you using the ruler?"
When Wen Yu asked, the boys behind burst into laughter.
Shi Lei stretched his hand to his forehead, his ears turned red: "Cough...cough..."
"Fourth brother said he has 20cm, he wants to measure the bird." Cheng Xiaoyuan said silently from the side.
Wen Yu laughed out loud, Yang Fan's eyes widened, and he looked at Shi Lei with disbelief.
Shi Lei: "..."
Wen Yuxiao's waist was bent, he clutched his stomach, his eyes couldn't help but glance at his lower body, and so did Yang Fan.
Feeling Yang Fan's gaze, Shi Lei quickly took a few deep breaths, and walked out from Cheng Xiaoyuan's position.
"Fourth brother, is it true? Why don't I believe it?" Wen Yu looked around Shi Lei exaggeratedly.
Shi Lei grabbed his back collar: "I'm lying to you and I have no candy."
"No, I don't want candy, I want ice cream."
"I'll have strawberry instead of vanilla."
"I want small round balls, not big ones."
"I want casual, not Agendas."
After Wen Yu finished speaking, Yang Fan burst into laughter by himself, Yang Fan blushed, looking at Shi Lei with embarrassment, that night was definitely the most embarrassing time in his life.
Shi Lei was startled for a moment, stared at Yang Fan for a few seconds, then turned to Wen Yu: "Okay, brother will buy it for you, what do you want to eat, what can I buy for you."
Wen Yu's laughter stopped instantly, and his eyes flickered: "Really? Will the fourth brother feed me one bite at a time like feeding Brother Fan?"
When Wen Yu said a word, everyone was dumbfounded. What's going on?
Yang Fan wanted to poke a big hole in Wen Yu, and stared at him fiercely.
Shi Lei: "..."
"Yes, but you have to complete a task. If you can arouse my sexual interest, then I will feed you with my own hands." Shi Lei fixed his eyes on Wen Yu.
Wen Yu coughed violently, glanced at Yang Fan, hesitated for a while and nodded: "Okay, that's not easy."
After Wen Yu finished speaking, he took a few steps closer to Shi Lei, touching his skin, tore off Shi Lei's collar, blew hot air into his ear, and smiled wildly.
Shi Lei was a little flustered, mainly because he was stared at by Yang Fan, he was a little uncomfortable, but he had a good impression of Wen Yu.
"Attractive big eyes and dimples at the corners of the mouth"
"Your beauty~ makes me fascinated"
"clean white shirt and skinny jeans"
"Hey Salang~ My heart is beating wildly."
……
Wen Yu sang and danced, and fired at Shi Lei with all his might, and danced close to Shi Lei, full of seductive dancing postures, hip-pumping, swinging hips, and swaying all the way down with his arms around Shi Lei's neck, flirting to the extreme. Learned, Temptation Divine Comedy.
Fuck... ah..."
Class [-] collectively screamed, "Fuck, show, show."
Shi Lei's eyes were straightened, it's over, he really reacted, he is a normal gay, if it's not hard to be teased like this, then there should be something wrong with him.
Huo Hao's group laughed like crazy, and gave Wen Yu a thumbs up, awesome, awesome.
Before Wen Yuwu finished dancing, Shi Lei reached out and hugged him tightly: "Let me take it easy."
Wen Yu felt the change under him and laughed.
The audience burst out laughing.
Yang Fan stood at the door and looked at the two of them embracing each other, feeling weird, and in short felt a little uncomfortable.
"You don't need to measure it, there is definitely 20cm, and I think it can stab me right through." Wen Yu hurriedly reported.
"Hahahahahahahaha" I was dizzy, are all people in Xu Yang like this?Everyone burst out laughing, Xu Chennuo and Huo Hao collapsed under the table laughing.
Shi Lei stretched out his hand and rubbed the top of Wen Yu's head, he also laughed, it's funny, this guy is really funny.
Yang Fan looked more and more dazzling, walked into the classroom and looked at Wen Yu: "Enough of the trouble, we have to go back, hurry up."
Hearing this, Wen Yu nodded repeatedly, quickly retreated from Shi Lei's embrace, greeted Huo Hao and Tan Yuefei, and walked out of the classroom first.
Shi Lei was taken aback, the person in his arms ran away...fuck.
"Fourth brother, let's go...Come on."
Mo Zhe, Cheng Xiaoyuan pushed Shi Lei out of the classroom.
Shi Lei touched his nose and followed Wen Yu with a smile on his lips.
Yang Fan clenched his five fingers angrily, feeling inexplicably unhappy to the extreme, Yang Fan didn't know why he was so angry, anyway, he was super upset.
Shi Lei took Wen Yu to the principal's office. Principal Cheng was not there. Wen Yu looked at his second idiot, who had grown so big, with a look of surprise: "Fourth brother, how did you raise him?"
"I really didn't raise this one, Principal Cheng took it personally." Shi Lei scratched his hair and said.
"Ah ha? The headmaster raised it, your headmaster is so kind?" Wen Yu looked confused.
Shi Lei nodded and kept staring at Wen Yu, this man is really interesting.
Shi Lei was just about to ask Wen Yu if he wanted ice cream, but before he could ask, Yang Fan walked in.
"Have you chosen yet? Let's go when you're done." Yang Fan looked at Wen Yu with a bad tone.
With a suppressed smile on the corner of Wen Yu's mouth, he carried his second idiot out of the kennel: "Okay, let's go."
Wen Yu walked to the door and suddenly turned around and smiled sweetly at Shi Lei: "By the way, fourth brother, I won't eat ice cream today, you must buy it for me another day."
Shi Lei: "..."
It was about Yang Fan being the driver, but Wen Yu was actually driving. Wen Yu drove Liao Zhuo's car and stopped at the teaching building.
When the two got into the car, Wen Yu even compared his heart to Shi Lei, and then drove away with Yang Fan.
Shi Lei looked at their backs for a long time and couldn't regain his senses.
"Fourth brother, how was the date the night before yesterday?" Mo Zhe started gossiping before Shi Lei walked back to his seat.
Shi Lei: "..."
"Blow it." Shi Lei said.
"Aha? I think Dr. He is not bad, is it because you don't understand the style?" Huo Hao put it bluntly.
Shi Lei blushed a lot: "No...well, he thinks I'm too young."
"Small? How small?"
"Fourth brother, isn't it?"
"Fuck, your body is so big... small?"
"hahahahahahahahaha"
Everyone laughed.
Shi Lei blushed from holding back: "Get out... get out... I'm 20cm long."
Just kidding, how could this kind of thing be underestimated.
Fuck me!Measured?Siberian python?
20cm?Everyone turned their eyes to Shi Lei's lower body in an instant, staring at his pants. Even Tan Yuefei glanced at him.
Shi Lei was wearing a school uniform, he couldn't see anything at all, and he didn't feel any stimulation, so he definitely didn't respond, but he was so embarrassed to be stared at by so many eyes, his ears and cheeks turned red.
"Fourth brother, don't brag, I'm only 18cm, how can you be 20?" Mo Zhe looked in disbelief, he is recognized as a big bird.
As soon as Mo Zhe opened his mouth, the boys in the rows behind laughed like crazy.
"Ahem... If you don't believe me, measure it." Shi Lei had a rebellious expression on his face.
"Ouch, come on, just measure." The group booed.
Shi Lei walked back to his seat and took out a ruler from his pencil case: "This is exactly 20cm, it's a pity that no one can arouse my sexual interest."
"Come on, come on, I have movies in my phone, Europe, America, Japan, Korea, Dabo, Xiaobo, everything you need."
Xu Chennuo hurriedly went to find a film, and just took out the phone before realizing that Shi Lei was gay, and instantly felt embarrassed.
It wasn't just Shi Lei who was embarrassed, but also himself.
Cheng Xiaoyuan stared at him viciously: "Why, are you still watching it now?"
"No, no interest, no interest at all." Xu Chennuo waved his hand quickly.
"Hmph." Cheng Xiaoyuan snorted coldly, and stood up from the stool. "Fourth brother, come on, let me dance for you, you can definitely arouse your interest."
Shi Lei: "..."
Xu Chennuo was frightened to death, so he quickly handed in his phone, and took Cheng Xiaoyuan's hand: "Daughter-in-law, calm down, calm down, I was wrong, I really haven't seen it, it's been stored for a long time, after dating you, any man or woman I'm not even interested."
Cheng Xiaoyuan lifted his chin and looked arrogant, then he took the mobile phone handed over by Xu Chennuo and sat down.
Xu Chennuo: "..."
The rest of my life after the catastrophe, as expected, the wife is the last person to offend.
Shi Lei stared at Huo Hao for a while: "Why don't you try? I know you the most."
Huo Hao: "..."
Tan Yuefei pursed his lips and said nothing, but fixed his eyes on Shi Lei, the warning in his eyes was strong.
"Cough, are you sure?" Huo Hao coughed lightly and stood up from the stool.
Shi Lei nodded: "Start your performance."
"Selling glutinous rice balls selling glutinous rice balls"
“Little brother’s glutinous rice balls are round and round”
“A bowl of soup is full and full”
"Buy a bowl for thirty cents"
As Huo Hao sang, he clapped his hands to beat the beat, tilted his head, and blinked his long eyelashes.
"hahahahahahahahahahaha"
The group burst into laughter, staggering from side to side, and Tan Haofei was lying on the table laughing, so cute.
Shi Lei stretched out his hand to support his forehead with a smile: "Forget it...forget it, even if it is hard, it will be softened by your smile."
Before Huo Hao sat down, someone hugged his waist. Tan Yuefei hugged him and sat on his lap, biting the back of his neck: "I'm hard."
Huo Hao: "..."
Huo Hao thought Tan Yuefei was joking, until the touch from his lower back clearly felt the change in Tan Yuefei.
"Hold!"
Huo Hao cursed in a low voice, and just about to speak, a voice suddenly came from the back door of Class [-] classroom.
"Fourth brother, where's my second idiot?"
Everyone turned their heads and saw two people standing at the back door, Wen Yu and Yang Fan.
Both of them were wearing the school uniforms of Xuyang No. [-] Middle School. When they showed up, the girls in Class [-] screamed.
Ahhh... Where is the handsome guy.
Wen Yu walked directly into the classroom, Yang Fan did not enter the classroom, leaning against the back door of Class [-] classroom, fists in both hands.
Shi Lei glanced at Yang Fan, then turned his gaze away, and stood up from the stool: "In the principal's office, I'll take you there later, are you here specifically to get the dog?"
"Well, I came here on purpose. I specially invited Brother Fan to be my driver." Wen Yu glanced at Yang Fan and said to Shi Lei on purpose.
"Oh." Shi Lei was startled for a moment, then nodded and put down the ruler.
Wen Yu looked at him holding the ruler, and asked, "Why are you using the ruler?"
When Wen Yu asked, the boys behind burst into laughter.
Shi Lei stretched his hand to his forehead, his ears turned red: "Cough...cough..."
"Fourth brother said he has 20cm, he wants to measure the bird." Cheng Xiaoyuan said silently from the side.
Wen Yu laughed out loud, Yang Fan's eyes widened, and he looked at Shi Lei with disbelief.
Shi Lei: "..."
Wen Yuxiao's waist was bent, he clutched his stomach, his eyes couldn't help but glance at his lower body, and so did Yang Fan.
Feeling Yang Fan's gaze, Shi Lei quickly took a few deep breaths, and walked out from Cheng Xiaoyuan's position.
"Fourth brother, is it true? Why don't I believe it?" Wen Yu looked around Shi Lei exaggeratedly.
Shi Lei grabbed his back collar: "I'm lying to you and I have no candy."
"No, I don't want candy, I want ice cream."
"I'll have strawberry instead of vanilla."
"I want small round balls, not big ones."
"I want casual, not Agendas."
After Wen Yu finished speaking, Yang Fan burst into laughter by himself, Yang Fan blushed, looking at Shi Lei with embarrassment, that night was definitely the most embarrassing time in his life.
Shi Lei was startled for a moment, stared at Yang Fan for a few seconds, then turned to Wen Yu: "Okay, brother will buy it for you, what do you want to eat, what can I buy for you."
Wen Yu's laughter stopped instantly, and his eyes flickered: "Really? Will the fourth brother feed me one bite at a time like feeding Brother Fan?"
When Wen Yu said a word, everyone was dumbfounded. What's going on?
Yang Fan wanted to poke a big hole in Wen Yu, and stared at him fiercely.
Shi Lei: "..."
"Yes, but you have to complete a task. If you can arouse my sexual interest, then I will feed you with my own hands." Shi Lei fixed his eyes on Wen Yu.
Wen Yu coughed violently, glanced at Yang Fan, hesitated for a while and nodded: "Okay, that's not easy."
After Wen Yu finished speaking, he took a few steps closer to Shi Lei, touching his skin, tore off Shi Lei's collar, blew hot air into his ear, and smiled wildly.
Shi Lei was a little flustered, mainly because he was stared at by Yang Fan, he was a little uncomfortable, but he had a good impression of Wen Yu.
"Attractive big eyes and dimples at the corners of the mouth"
"Your beauty~ makes me fascinated"
"clean white shirt and skinny jeans"
"Hey Salang~ My heart is beating wildly."
……
Wen Yu sang and danced, and fired at Shi Lei with all his might, and danced close to Shi Lei, full of seductive dancing postures, hip-pumping, swinging hips, and swaying all the way down with his arms around Shi Lei's neck, flirting to the extreme. Learned, Temptation Divine Comedy.
Fuck... ah..."
Class [-] collectively screamed, "Fuck, show, show."
Shi Lei's eyes were straightened, it's over, he really reacted, he is a normal gay, if it's not hard to be teased like this, then there should be something wrong with him.
Huo Hao's group laughed like crazy, and gave Wen Yu a thumbs up, awesome, awesome.
Before Wen Yuwu finished dancing, Shi Lei reached out and hugged him tightly: "Let me take it easy."
Wen Yu felt the change under him and laughed.
The audience burst out laughing.
Yang Fan stood at the door and looked at the two of them embracing each other, feeling weird, and in short felt a little uncomfortable.
"You don't need to measure it, there is definitely 20cm, and I think it can stab me right through." Wen Yu hurriedly reported.
"Hahahahahahahaha" I was dizzy, are all people in Xu Yang like this?Everyone burst out laughing, Xu Chennuo and Huo Hao collapsed under the table laughing.
Shi Lei stretched out his hand and rubbed the top of Wen Yu's head, he also laughed, it's funny, this guy is really funny.
Yang Fan looked more and more dazzling, walked into the classroom and looked at Wen Yu: "Enough of the trouble, we have to go back, hurry up."
Hearing this, Wen Yu nodded repeatedly, quickly retreated from Shi Lei's embrace, greeted Huo Hao and Tan Yuefei, and walked out of the classroom first.
Shi Lei was taken aback, the person in his arms ran away...fuck.
"Fourth brother, let's go...Come on."
Mo Zhe, Cheng Xiaoyuan pushed Shi Lei out of the classroom.
Shi Lei touched his nose and followed Wen Yu with a smile on his lips.
Yang Fan clenched his five fingers angrily, feeling inexplicably unhappy to the extreme, Yang Fan didn't know why he was so angry, anyway, he was super upset.
Shi Lei took Wen Yu to the principal's office. Principal Cheng was not there. Wen Yu looked at his second idiot, who had grown so big, with a look of surprise: "Fourth brother, how did you raise him?"
"I really didn't raise this one, Principal Cheng took it personally." Shi Lei scratched his hair and said.
"Ah ha? The headmaster raised it, your headmaster is so kind?" Wen Yu looked confused.
Shi Lei nodded and kept staring at Wen Yu, this man is really interesting.
Shi Lei was just about to ask Wen Yu if he wanted ice cream, but before he could ask, Yang Fan walked in.
"Have you chosen yet? Let's go when you're done." Yang Fan looked at Wen Yu with a bad tone.
With a suppressed smile on the corner of Wen Yu's mouth, he carried his second idiot out of the kennel: "Okay, let's go."
Wen Yu walked to the door and suddenly turned around and smiled sweetly at Shi Lei: "By the way, fourth brother, I won't eat ice cream today, you must buy it for me another day."
Shi Lei: "..."
It was about Yang Fan being the driver, but Wen Yu was actually driving. Wen Yu drove Liao Zhuo's car and stopped at the teaching building.
When the two got into the car, Wen Yu even compared his heart to Shi Lei, and then drove away with Yang Fan.
Shi Lei looked at their backs for a long time and couldn't regain his senses.
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