Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The ground was dug out, and the soil became soft, but the purchase of rapeseeds had been delayed for several days. The soil was crushed to make the ground flat, watered enough, and the whole land became moist.Sprinkle with half a bag of fertilizer from the uncle who sells cabbage seeds, use a shovel to draw a ditch, sprinkle the seeds, Xu Xiaobai and the male god just made do with it and planted the cabbage.

Xu Xiaobai ran out every day to stare at the cabbage seeds, worried that the cabbage he planted in such a rough way would not grow.Xu Xiaobai counted in his heart, the bag containing the cabbage seeds said that it usually takes three to four days to germinate, but the cabbage they planted has not had any movement for five or six days.Xu Xiaobai squatted down and looked down, trying to dig out to see if the seeds below were dead.

Zhou Qingyan saw that he had been wandering around the field for several days, so she came over and asked him, "What are you looking at, are you going to dig out the rapeseed and have a look again?"

Xu Xiaobai's hands had already dug up the soil, and he said to the male god, "I'm afraid the rapeseed will die inside, so I want to dig it out." The male god lowered his head, looked at the rapeseed in the vegetable field, and felt a great A few have lost their vitality, but most of them are still full of vitality, just waiting to break through the ground.He said to Xu Xiaobai: "They are all alive, they will grow back in two days."

Xu Xiaobai is still a little worried, but the male god said that it can grow in two days, so let's take two days.Xu Xiaobai still couldn't help himself to look at the cabbage seeds he planted while strolling in the yard.When the cut leeks grow a new green color of one centimeter, the cabbage finally sprouts!Small light green bean sprouts emerged from the soil.The bright yellow ones are very densely distributed. Xu Xiaobai felt that the fruits of his labor were very beautiful. He not only called out the male god to share with them, but also specially took photos and sent them to Moments for sharing. It is very clear that the male god and his feet in slippers were also photographed in the photo.

After taking the photo, upload it to your circle of friends: Shamat leader and deputy leader live in seclusion in the countryside to grow side dishes together.

Everyone seemed to be busy recently, so the reply was not as fast as before, but after 1 minute, Xu Xiaobai saw the content of the reply.

Reply [-]: Is this the baby that the leader and the deputy leader masturbated in the field, and the world was pregnant?

Reply [-]: Others sprinkle the world with blood, but you sprinkle the fields with tadpoles.

Reply [-]: Look at the field, what is that?Is that the seed of Shamatism?Save the seeds and keep the pictures, the chrysanthemum is always red.

Xu Xiaobai felt that these people in Moments were simply too filthy, they didn’t know how to appreciate the beauty of nature at all, but he finally found the source of his prehistoric filth, and his prehistoric filth must have come from Moments!

There are many comments below, Xu Xiaobai didn't read one by one, but just scrolled down, he saw a different one: Xu Xiaobai, do you know that something happened to our high school monitor?

This is a classmate from high school. They had a pretty good relationship when they were in high school. They were tablemates for three years. Both of them had average grades, so they often sat together when arranging seats. desk, and have kept in touch since college.

Xu Xiaobai replied: I don’t know, the last time I saw him he was pretty good, and I feel that he is doing well.

Still want to take care of me!Of course you can't say this casually, Xu Xiaobai just said it silently in his heart.

Soon WeChat popped up, Xu Xiaobai clicked on it, and it was the same classmate who sent a picture of a frightened expression.Xu Xiaobai squatted on the ground to look at the pictures, and the male god went to call Shuai Mr. Zhao to sell his vacation, and by the way, condolences on the recovery of Comrade Zhang Wazi who is still in the demonized system.

Xu Xiaobai replied to his classmates: What's the matter, this expression?

His classmates came back immediately: the monitor is dead.

The monitor is dead! !Xu Xiaobai had no idea that the squad leader was dead! !When I saw the squad leader, I felt quite healthy. It didn’t look like there was some hidden lesion. I probably didn’t die of illness. Although I didn’t like the squad leader, death is the most important thing, so Xu Xiaobai replied along the way: Yes. What happened?

His classmate was probably excited, and the voice sent over: "Hey, Xiaobai, do you know, I heard that it was a vendetta, and the squad leader's body was broken into pieces and scattered on the road. It was very scary. Now only two arms were found. , and the upper body, heart, thighs, and brain are all gone, it feels like the killer is perverted, even the bones are broken, joint by joint, perverted, perverted!"

Xu Xiaobai broke out in a cold sweat. In fact, when he watched the perverted murderers in Europe and America in the movies, he didn’t feel scary, but now the pervert appeared beside him, and the victim is still familiar to you. In a blink of an eye, he felt different. The feeling of terror was instant. Just get real.He whispered: "You know it quite clearly, it's like being there."

His classmate voice replied to him: "What, didn't I tell you that I work in the criminal police team now? Logically speaking, it shouldn't be leaked. Although the squad leader is not popular, at least I have been classmates for three years and have no feelings. I also have a feeling, I just want to talk to someone, and I can only talk to you if I want to talk to someone, don't tell others."

Xu Xiaobai remembered that his deskmate had joined the firing squad by virtue of his connections, specializing in relatively peaceful incidents, Xu Xiaobai replied: I know, I won't tell others.

The deskmate told him not to tell others.

Xu Xiaobai repeatedly promised not to tell others.The deskmate remembered something later. He shared a dormitory with the monitor in high school, and he didn't like the monitor quite. He made a voice call, Xu Xiaobai clicked on it, and heard the deskmate say, "Actually, the monitor's parents are also very supportive." It’s not easy, those in the mountains can rely on a few acres of land at home to provide a college student, or we can discuss donating some money before this matter is over.”

Xu Xiaobai mentioned this matter to his tablemate, it doesn't matter whether he has it or not, he said that if the discussion results, if he donates money, he will give a share first, and then return it when the time comes.The two chatted a few more words, nothing more than sighing and sighing, recalling the good times, and then parted ways.

Xu Xiaobai went into the house in panic to find the male god.Zhou Qingyan sat cross-legged in front of the coffee table, staring at her mobile phone in a melancholy manner.Xu Xiaobai panicked and sat cross-legged opposite the male god, picked up the green tangerine on the table, peeled off the skin, swallowed half of it, it was sour, very sour, so sour Xu Xiaobai shivered all over.The male god looked over with melancholy eyes: "What's wrong?"

Xu Xiaobai is a person who keeps promises, he quickly shook his head: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I'm just a little thirsty, hey, I'm a little flustered."

The male god got up and poured a glass of water for Xu Xiaobai, added two spoons of honey citron tea into it, put it on the coffee table, and pushed it to Xu Xiaobai's hand: "Drink some water, sweet."

The water in the cup was mild, Xu Xiaobai took a sip, it tasted sour and sweet, it tasted good, even though it was bought at a discount from the supermarket, it felt quite affordable.

Holding the cup, Xu Xiaobai asked: "What's the matter with you?" Why did you keep staring at the phone sadly.

The male god sighed: "This month's salary is gone again, I can't find the leader to sell the vacation, the leader's mobile phone can't get through, and it keeps reminding you that the phone you dialed has been turned off!"

There is no deduction for leave, but 100 yuan will be deducted for one day of absenteeism. The monthly salary is more than 700. Calculate this month to the end of the month, and there are just over ten days. If the leave is not canceled this month, the salary will be paid again. not come out!Has not been paid for five full months!

A dozen calls have been made in a row, but Team Leader Zhao's phone has not been connected.

There are regulations in the Office of the Demon Supervision Office. Within 24 hours a day, if the team leader is above the level, the mobile phone should not be turned off for more than half an hour. Now Zhou Qingyan has broadcast the phone call for an entire hour, but Mr. Shuai Zhao has not dialed the phone.

Team leader Zhao, is there something wrong with him?

Great, Zhou Qingyan took a deep breath with the mobile phone and dialed the complaint number of the Demon Supervision Office: "Hi, I want to complain to my superior Zhao Qiankun. I have called him for an entire hour today, but I still can't get through. Seriously. The important thing that delays me is that I can't cancel the holiday, so I ask you to send me a notice of cancellation, please reply as soon as possible."

While peeling and eating oranges, Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai waited for a call back from the Complaint Center of the Demon Supervision Office. Ten minutes later, the complaint center of the Demon Supervision Office called. Zhou Qingyan swallowed the orange in his mouth, connected the phone, and said, "I regret to tell you that your superior did not submit the leave request for you. According to the mobile phone Positioning system, if you have not been in your work area for fifteen days, according to the new regulations that within five days, the wages will be deducted 10 yuan a day, and doubled every day after five days, your salary balance this month is 100 yuan, you There is no need to leapfrog sales of holidays."

After the complaint center hung up the phone, Zhou Qingyan's expression was very subtle. He didn't know when the new regulations came out!This month's salary is gone! No need to sell holidays!

Comrade Zhao Qiankun did it on purpose, Zhou Qingyan felt that he needed to chat with Zhao Qiankun and Team Leader Zhao about life.

He called the complaint center of the Demon Supervision Office again: "I don't want to talk about the new regulations now, I just want to ask about Comrade Zhao Qiankun's unreasonable shutdown, whether it should be dealt with seriously, and I want to talk to him now Life, do you have his contact information?"

After hesitating for five seconds, the official at the complaint center told him: "Your request is no longer within the scope of authority. Please call the Disciplinary Issues Handling Center of the Demon Supervision Office and the Psychological Service Center of the Demon Supervision Office. Thank you."

Holding the mobile phone, Zhou Qingyan was once again deeply impressed by the Demon Supervisory Office who worked for him. There is no more fucked work unit than the Demon Supervisory Office.