Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Dragon is born to like beauties very much, so in the long life of Dragon God, he can't remember how many beauties he has had a relationship with. There are many human beings and many monsters.Dragon God is very romantic and infatuated, but Dragon God will not have offspring.Dragon God let out a breath: "I don't think I will have such an old son. You must know that according to the age of the roe owl, I would not have grown up when I had such an old son." Xu Xiaobai remembered that people often say that dragons should have Nine sons, each dragon has nine different sons, he has been wondering for a long time, there are so many dragons, which one is the dragon that gave birth to nine sons?

The dragon god said that it wasn't it anyway, if it wasn't for the dragon god, I'm afraid no dragon would be able to give birth to these nine sons, because these nine sons are all quite old.

After the Dragon God declared his innocence, he was a little sleepy probably because he was old enough to say a few words, and then slowly closed his eyes. It had just found a body from the form of a spirit, and it was a bit slow to fuse, and it would take time.

Xu Xiaobai looked at the dragon god on his wrist, closed his eyes, raised his tail, and put it on Xu Xiaobai's wrist again. In fact, the old dragon's body is getting more and more beautiful now, gradually showing the chic and domineering of the dragon god.

How long does it take for a dragon to become an adult, anyway, Xu Xiaobai asked the male god: "How long does it take for a dragon to become an adult?" The male god estimated the age of the dragon: "It is about [-] years old from birth, and some are earlier. Some are later, in short, they will not exceed eight hundred years old."

It will be sooner or later, Xu Xiaobai really doesn't understand: "Why are you still not sure, it may be sooner or later, it is different from us, we are uniformly equipped as an adult, once the ID card arrives, no one will believe that you are 17 years old gone."

The male god wanted to laugh when he thought of the reason why the dragon could not give birth to a son when he was underage. He leaned into Xu Xiaobai's ear and asked, "Do you want to know why?" Nodded: "Can you tell me?"

The male god waved at him, Xu Xiaobai leaned over like a puppy, and looked up at him.

The male god smiled and told him: "Dragon, snake, are born with two suns. When the dragon god is not an adult, only one can stand up, and only one can shoot out. When the dragon god is an adult, he can use both. Only when they are used together can there be success.”

Xu Xiaobai wanted to scream loudly, why every time the male god said a word, his prehistoric power would erupt once, he has been constantly filling his brain with two jj attacks, oh my god, Xu Xiaobai no longer wants to talk about why The dragon god can no longer have the topic of descendants before he is a minor, he can no longer control his prehistoric power and brainstorm a hundred two jj pornographic articles, and then Xu Xiaobai suddenly pulled the quilt to tighten himself Really put it on: "Go to sleep, I don't want to know these things anymore!"

The male god lay beside Xu Xiaobai, and after Xu Xiaobai who was hiding under the quilt breathed steadily and fell asleep, he gently pulled off the quilt covering Xu Xiaobai's head.

Two-legged sheep always like to use what they see to create legends and stories. Legends are just legends, and stories can only be stories, just like the two big snakes guarding the gate of the demon supervisor, who just turned into women and hid themselves on the bed by the West Lake. There was a rain, and an umbrella was lost. Probably because of the beautiful changes, many stories have been produced. In fact, ancient times were also rich in dicks.As for how the dragon and the other nine big monsters became father and son, the male god really couldn't figure it out. Probably each of them looked a bit like the dragon, and they were either relatives or father and son.

I don't know where the roe owl, which is considered to be the son of the dragon, has gone.

Xu Xiaobai slept peacefully and breathed evenly. The male god sat up from the bed, then drew the curtains of the French windows, and looked down. From a distance of twenty floors, Zhou Qingyan heard the noise downstairs and the sound of glass breaking. , the siren sounded, looking down from a high altitude, he saw a person walking out of the gold shop downstairs, this person was full of gold, he didn't care about the security guards who came running over, and threw the security guards who stopped him one by one with each hand. It was so big that Zhou Qingyan felt that the security guard who was thrown away had died.

This person robbed the largest gold store in this area in a grand manner!

From such a distance, Zhou Qingyan also smelled the smell of monsters, the smell of monsters mixed with the smell of humans. This person has eaten the food of Jiuqing Pavilion, and I don’t know how many people in this city have eaten Jiuqing. The human beings who eat food, they are all hidden bombs, and they don't know when they will explode.

The robber looked familiar, Zhou Qingyan felt as if he had seen it before, and remembered that he had actually seen it, it was the person sitting across from Xu Xiaobai that he saw in Starbucks that day, and had a chance encounter.

This is the squad leader who had met Zhou Qingyan once.The squad leader has gold in his backpack. He robbed several gold shops in a row. The lives of ordinary people are at his disposal. Let life live and death die. He has experienced the strength of power and the feeling of a rich man. It's all gold, gold, his speed is so fast that no one can see his face clearly, not even surveillance, so now he is a free man beyond the law.

The squad leader carried the gold on his back, hid the gold in a safe place, changed his clothes, picked up the wallet and cigarettes, and walked out the door. He needed new stimulation. After arriving at Gold, the squad leader always likes to go to gay for a while, looking for the freshest and most beautiful boy to have a shot. Anyway, he has plenty of money, but he has a little bad habit in bed.

The squad leader came today and first rewarded the bartender at the bar. Now he had a few drinks at the bar, and then asked the bartender: "What's new?" The bartender pointed to the position behind the sofa: "Here is a child, it looks like It looks like a mixed race, no more than 17 years old by visual inspection, many people are interested in him, but they haven't succeeded, why don't you give it a try?"

The squad leader took out a few red bills and threw them to the bartender, turned around and went to the seat behind the sofa. Sure enough, he saw a mixed-race child who was very tall and 1.8 meters tall, but very slender. Because he was a mixed-race child, his skin was very white. The lips are more rosy, and the brown eyes are very beautiful.The squad leader sat down and said in a low voice, "How much?"

The mixed-race kid suddenly smiled at him: "No money, will you come with me tonight?"

With a strange and charming smile, the squad leader couldn't help but nodded.The mixed-race child stretched out his hand: "I'd like to introduce myself. My surname is Tao. My single name is Tie, and my life is Oowowow. Nice to meet you." Tao Tie smiled and showed two sharp canine teeth. A ray of light flashed under the bright light, and the squad leader who saw it felt cold all over, and when he looked again, it seemed to be his own illusion again.

The squad leader followed Tao Tie out. Tao Tie smelled the smell behind him, and couldn't help licking his canine teeth. This kind of greed, this desire, coupled with this kind of young and middle-aged man at just the right age, is also integrated into the food of Jiuqing Pavilion. The smell of monsters, this is the delicacy of the two-legged sheep, you must eat the best part, he turned his head and smiled at the monitor, looking at the strong legs, powerful arms and chest, and the thumping in the chest The beating heart and the white brains in the skull must be eaten clean, and they will grow up if they eat a lot.

Tao Tie smiled and said to the class monitor, "I wish us a good dream tonight."

Xu Xiaobai's prehistoric power erupted in his sleep. He dreamed that the male god was like a dragon and a snake, possessing two of them. He spent the whole night reviewing the Eighteen Forms of Longyang in Xiao Huangwen with the male god in his dream.When he woke up in the morning and found that the male god was not there, Xu Xiaobai was very happy, jumped up from the bed, and rushed to the toilet to wash his underwear.After washing his underwear, he heard a knock on the door. Xu Xiaobai found that there was no place to hang his underwear, so he put them on the small hook for hanging towels in the bathroom.

The male god held the fish tank in his hand, and after changing his slippers, he asked: "Wake up, I went downstairs to check out, we will leave here at twelve o'clock at noon." The male god raised the breakfast in his hand: "I want to eat Breakfast, I didn’t have any fresh ones today, and when I was strolling outside, I bought noodle tea, sesame seed cakes, tea eggs and side dishes, do you like it?”

Xu Xiaobai nodded, and said to the male god: "I like to eat it. Have you eaten it? Do you want to eat it together?" The male god has already eaten at a restaurant that sells breakfast on the street, and he still likes noodle tea. , is a thick porridge cooked with millet noodles. It is very fragrant and delicate. It is sprinkled with circles of salty sesame paste. The aroma of cooked millet noodles is paired with salty sesame paste. It is delicious in the mouth, although it is not It's delicious, but it's not comfortable either. The sesame seed cakes are baked crispy, and the layers are distinct. Just break it with your hands, and it can be divided into two halves. Like others, put half a tea egg in it, and then sandwich it There are refreshing radishes, beans, mustard greens, these pickles and kimchi, which taste a kind of earthy iron.

Although ordinary food is not enough to eat, you can still eat comfortably.So the male god contracted the owner to sell only half a barrel of noodle tea and porridge, and ate up the few batches of sesame seed cakes that the owner copied out, and fed a batch of sesame seed cakes to Mr. Kun in the fish tank, of course, secretly. .

After eating, the shop owner had already made a new bucket of noodle tea porridge. Zhou Qingyan packed a large bowl of noodle tea porridge and ten mahjong biscuits, and returned to the hotel under the adoring eyes of the shop owner.

The male god nodded: "It's over." Xu Xiaobai walked towards the bathroom: "Then I'll go brush my teeth, and come out to eat after brushing my teeth."

Xu Xiaobai went to brush his teeth, and the male god carefully removed the plastic bag on the noodle tea porridge, but the noodle tea porridge was too full, so he got a handful of noodle tea.Xu Xiaobai came out after brushing his teeth, and found that the male god had prepared everything in a considerate manner. The lid of the noodle tea porridge was opened, the spoon was put aside, and the refreshing radish, beans, and mustard greens in the plastic bag were also opened.It was really sweet, Xu Xiaobai took a sip of the noodle tea and drank it, it tasted warm and comfortable.

The male god walked into the bathroom to wash his hands, heard the sound of ticking water, looked up along the ticking water, and saw a pair of milky white underwear, wash underwear early in the morning?