Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but patted his face, he suspected that he was hallucinating, and asked again: "I didn't hear what you just said clearly, can you say it again?"

The male god sincerely made his request: "Shall we masturbate together tonight?"

Xu Xiaobai's heart was screaming, there was a feeling that the planted iron tree was blooming, and the banana tree in the north was producing bananas.He covered his face and smiled secretly for a while, and returned the male god's request: "I am very honored for your request." Xu Xiaobai picked up the dish towel in the kitchen, and when he walked out the door, he almost forgot to open the door and knocked on it. On the door panel, Xu Xiaobai held up the dish towel and said to the male god: "I'm going to take a shower, then, we'll see you tonight."

Holding the dish towel, Xu Xiaobai took a fragrant bath in the bathroom, scrubbed his whole body with the dish towel, and then saw the bath towel hanging on the side of the tub!Then what did I use to take a shower just now, Xu Xiaobai looked at the dish towel in his hand, and felt that his whole body exuded a faint smell of leftovers.

After washing himself clean, Xu Xiaobai ran back to the room wrapped in a bath towel, and began to rummage through the boxes in his own room. He spread his beautiful underwear on the bed neatly, to see which one to look for when spending the spring night with the male god today. Xiao Nei's card.After browsing around, I feel that the brand is not beautiful enough.Xu Xiaobai remembered, he looked sideways at his backpack, there was a small pocket in the backpack, there should be a plastic bag in the small pocket, this was a birthday present from his friends on his birthday last year.

Xu Xiaobai walked over, opened the backpack, and fumbled for the small pocket inside, the plastic bag inside was still there!Xu Xiaobai opened the plastic bag, inside was a pair of fluorescent green and a gold pair of very dazzling underwear, Xu Xiaobai pulled out a pair of golden underwear to compare with himself, and then looked at all the underwear on the bed waiting for him to flop, and finally Turned over a pair of black boxers.

Xu Xiaobai began to struggle, should he wait naked or dressed?

Xu Xiaobai's tossing, the male god stopped in the next room and heard it clearly.Zhou Qingyan rested his hands behind his head. He understood what Lord Baling said, that all things are constantly multiplying, and he can experience the joy of skin-to-skin contact. Therefore, I have never thought about the fun of skin-to-skin dating, and I can't experience the fun from it.

Now I have to deal with the object, it is really too tangled.The male god sat up from the bed and looked at his right hand.

When Xu Xiaobai heard the knock on the door, his heart was about to jump out. He jumped off the bed and looked at his Batman pajamas. He felt that they were in good order, neat and fragrant, and he thought it was okay, so he put on his slippers and ran away After two steps and running, I was very ashamed, as if I was so anxious to masturbate.

Xu Xiaobai opened the door, and saw the male god standing outside the door, holding a wild flower in his hand, it was an early-blooming yellow chrysanthemum in the wild, some had already bloomed, but most of them were buds.The male god handed the chrysanthemum to Xu Xiaobai: "Do you like it?"

Xu Xiaobai took the chrysanthemum, is the male god going to give him the chrysanthemum?

Xu Xiaobai was holding a chrysanthemum, the boy was standing by the door, the two of them had nothing to say, they didn't know what to say!Xu Xiaobai took a deep breath nervously: "Come in?"

The male god nodded: "Okay, it gets dark really quickly, and it gets dark in a blink of an eye."

Xu Xiaobai poured a glass of water for the male god, and he himself sat on the edge of the bed with a glass of water.Xu Xiaobai held the water and looked at the male god sitting opposite him who was drinking water. Is there anything more embarrassing than this kind of dating? Now, who should tell me what the next sentence should be?

Xu Xiaobai drank all the water in one gulp, and then poured another glass of water!

The male god took a sip of water, Xu Xiaobai drank the second glass of water in one gulp!After drinking the second glass of water, Xu Xiaobai heaved a sigh of relief. He saw the male god put the glass on the table and move it!

Xu Xiaobai saw the male god put the cup on the table, stood up and walked towards the bed, the male god is coming!Xu Xiaobai's eyes widened nervously, he squeezed the glass in his hand, the male god walked to the bedside, pulled out the glass from Xu Xiaobai's hand and put it on the bedside table.

The male god propped one leg between Xu Xiaobai's legs, and covered Xu Xiaobai's eyes with one hand. Xu Xiaobai's heart was about to jump out. He felt the male god's soft lips kiss him, and then the male god kissed him. The other hand raised the neatly folded thin quilt on the bed, and the thin quilt spread out, covering Xu Xiaobai and the male god under the quilt, and they kissed briefly inside.

The male god's hand seemed to be stroking a cat, from Xu Xiaobai's head down, all the way down to the bottom of Xu Xiaobai's petting, Xu Xiaobai immediately turned into Xu Ruanruan, lying on the bed only knew how to moan.

Soon, very quickly, followed by Xu Xiaobai's annoyed cry, fortunately his head was covered by the quilt, otherwise he would be ashamed, what happened just now, why so fast, it feels like the male god's hand has just been put on it!

The male god took the paper towel to wipe his hands, Xu Xiaobai embraced the male god's neck and gnawed hard on it, he said in the male god's ear: "I will help you too."

The male god refused: "No need, I'm fine."

Xu Xiaobai felt bitter when he thought of the male god's privacy, he insisted: "I'll touch it for you."

Xu Xiaobai's hand ran down the male god's chest, slid down, touched it, and felt only two words in his heart, so big!

Xu Xiaobai felt his nosebleed spurting out!Really, really squirted!Unable to control himself, Xu Xiaobai hurriedly lifted the quilt, took out toilet paper from the bedside and covered his nose: "Quick, quick, turn on the light, my nose is bleeding!"

The smell of blood, sweet blood, is full of infinite vitality and has infinite possibilities.The male god took the toilet paper and wiped Xu Xiaobai's nosebleed, the blood couldn't stop, the whole bed was like a murder scene, Xu Xiaobai covered his nose and ran into the cold water basin to suck his nose.Zhou Qingyan smelled the smell of blood, the most familiar smell of blood, and they needed to stand together in the most intimate posture, never to be separated again.The male god wants to have sex with Xu Xiaobai now, and his emotions have just come up a little, and then look at the blood on the bed, it is really like a murder scene, and there is no emotion at all.

The male god took off the bloody bed sheets and thin quilts, carried them into a large tub, and went to the river to wash the sheets and quilts. If they were not washed clean, they would wash them tomorrow, for fear that the blood on them would not be washed off and would turn yellow. Almost a piece.

When Xu Xiaobai came back after washing his nose, the bed had been replaced with a new sheet and thin quilt. Xu Xiaobai felt that there was really no one more embarrassed than himself. The little chrysanthemum sent by the male god was still stuck in the teacup on the table, a little wilted , the petals curled up, the same mood as Xu Xiaobai.

The male god disappeared, and Xu Xiaobai went out wearing slippers.The moon tonight is really beautiful, big and bright, and the stones covered by it are covered with a layer of white gauze. The male god is squatting by the river to wash the sheets and thin quilts. He washes the blood on them with clean water first. Seeing Xu Xiaobai's pajamas with a little blood on the front, he said to Xu Xiaobai: "Go and change the pajamas, I'll wash it."

Xu Xiaobai ran back to the room to change his pajamas, and handed the pajamas to the male god. The male god washed the blood on the pajamas in the clean water in the basin and asked Xu Xiaobai: "Want to see a miracle?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded.

The male god asked again: "Want to eat candied chestnuts?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded again.

The male god held the wooden basin in one hand, and led Xu Xiaobai to the big chestnut tree with the other. Mr. Baling had already eaten the moonlight and went back to sleep.The male god poured the bed linen washing water in the wooden basin under the big chestnut tree.

Xu Xiaobai looked up at the chestnut tree, the leaves of the chestnut tree quickly turned yellow and fell off, the chestnuts on the tree were ripe like green hedgehogs, and fell to the ground, popping out smooth chestnuts, a round has been completed!Then there is another round, the chestnut tree grows, sprouts, sprouts leaves, blooms, bears fruit, and drops chestnuts on the ground.Round after round.

Xu Xiaobai counted silently, ten rounds!This chestnut tree has experienced ten years of spring and autumn in the blink of an eye, and it has grown more lush, stronger and more vital.

A large layer of chestnuts has been piled up on the ground.Many of the piled chestnuts have reached the crook of Xu Xiaobai's legs.There are so many chestnuts in the blink of an eye, and this big chestnut tree has gone through ten springs and autumns in the blink of an eye, which is really amazing.

Is it a miracle?Xu Xiaobai looked at the chestnut tree, and asked the male god: "Is this a miracle? How did it happen?" The male god took the wooden basin and went back to wash the sheets and thin quilts: "Pour water into the bed sheets, and that's it. , this is probably a miracle of washing sheets with water!"

Xu Xiaobai picked up raw chestnuts and ate them, but ripe chestnuts were different, peeled and ate, the flesh was sweet and crisp.Chestnuts are delicious, Xu Xiaobai thought of a hundred ways to eat chestnuts, you can roast chestnuts, boil chestnuts, chestnut cake, chestnut soup, chestnut porridge, anyway there are plenty of chestnuts.

The male god hung the washed sheets and thin quilt and Xu Xiaobai's pajamas on the chestnut tree.

Xu Xiaobai handed the male god a peeled raw chestnut: "It's delicious." The male god opened his mouth and ate it directly: "Mmm. It's better than when it's not ripe." At least the taste is very sweet, not like It's an unripe pumpkin.

When returning to the room, Xu Xiaobai opened his own door and watched the male god open the door next door, their eyes met.Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but said: "That, you."

The male god looked at Xu Xiaobai: "Do you need to sleep together?" Xu Ruanruan's heart was so sweet that it was about to turn into honey, that's what he wanted to say!

The male god was sleeping next to him, the night was quiet, Xu Xiaobai was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep, he got up and looked at the male god by the moonlight, today's masturbation process, in retrospect, it was amazing, even though the sheets were washed, It's a pity that the nosebleed was washed away.

But now the male god is sleeping next to him, Xu Xiaobai watched carefully from the forehead to the eyelashes. God's arms.

Xu Xiaobai was so excited that he didn't fall asleep until more than three o'clock in the middle of the night, why did he always think about showing affection in Moments!Xu Xiaobai fell asleep, the male god opened his eyes, hugged Xu Xiaobai into his arms, his arm was against Xu Xiaobai's arm, his chin was against the top of Xu Xiaobai's head.

This is skin to skin, they are the closest.They have always been the closest.The male god said that this kind of feeling is good, and he can try more in the future!

Xu Xiaobai slept late and woke up very late. When he woke up, Mr. Baling was clearing up the pile of chestnut trees. He didn't know where he found those red foreheads with sharp beaks. A bird as big as a goose pecks down on the chestnuts, and pecks out the chestnuts from the thorn ball.The chestnuts that had already hatched were put aside by Mr. Baling.

I didn't think so at night, but looking at it now, I found that there are really huge piles of chestnuts, a pile full of them.Xu Xiaobai picked up a chestnut and peeled it to eat.Lord Baling saw him approaching, and smiled slightly at Xu Xiaobai: "Sir, let me tell you, he went hunting in the mountains, and he might not be able to come back for a while, so I asked you to eat less chestnuts. It's not good to eat too many chestnuts. It will be later." There are delicious ones."

Xu Xiaobai ate three or four raw chestnuts in a row, chewing them tasted like the raw sweet potatoes he ate when he was a child, but it was much sweeter than raw sweet potatoes.

Hearing Lord Baling's words, he put down the chestnuts in his hand: "Then I'll go and order some vegetables, do you have any vegetables?"

Mr. Baling thought for a while and said, "There are big white radishes and potatoes in the basket, which have been stored for a while. I don't know if they can still be eaten." It's big and strong, and it's heavy when you weigh it, but the radish is chaffed, the skin is wilted, and the inside is not juicy.

You can fry a plate of potatoes, and the braned radishes can be used to make shredded white radish balls.

Xu Xiaobai went out peeling the potatoes and said to Lord Baling: "Can you go out and find some big bird eggs, I want to eat fried meatballs." Lord Baling nodded: "Okay." The red-headed bird with a beak worked hard, and walked along the big river. There was a flock of wild ducks in front of it, and there were eggs there.

Mr. Baling was walking along the river, and felt something was watching him secretly. It was a strange look, but there was no malice, just watching him secretly.

Every time Lord Baling smiled slightly in the direction of his gaze, and politely invited: "I hope one day we can eat meatballs made by Xu Xiaobai together." His eyes kept surrounding Lord Baling, knowing that Lord Baling was carrying seven or eight meatballs. Wild duck eggs go back.

Lord Baling found several nests of wild ducks, and took out only one wild duck egg from each.Only one duck egg is taken from each wild duck nest, and there will be more duck eggs in the coming year.

Xu Xiaobai took the wild duck eggs found by Mr. Baling.Xu Xiaobai had already fried a large plate of shredded potatoes, Mr. Baling set up a table outside, and put the shredded potatoes fried by Xu Xiaobai on the table.The shredded potatoes are very fragrant, but there is a lack of shredded green and red peppers. If there is a little more shredded green and red peppers, the color will be even better.

Cut the braned radish into shreds, add some salt to soften it, mix wild duck eggs, flour, salt, and shredded radish together, knead them into balls, fry them in oil, and make a stabbing sound. The radish has the aroma of duck eggs Immediately, the meatballs turned into small golden balls, swimming in the hot oil, and took shape in an instant.

Xu Xiaobai fished it out with a strainer, and it was a big plate.A big radish fried a large plate full of it.Xu Xiaobai tasted one, the freshly fried meatball was crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, very fragrant.

Xu Xiaobai greeted Mr. Baling to eat the freshly fried meatballs. The chestnuts under the big chestnut tree had already been packed, Mr. Baling washed his hands and picked one up to taste, and praised Xu Xiaobai: "It tastes great, very good Eat it, sir will definitely like it."

Mr. Baling tasted four or five meatballs, and the master came back with the prey on his back.In one hand of Mr. Xu Xiaobai held a bunch of huge rats, Xu Xiaobai counted them, there were at least fifteen or sixteen, each big rat was as big as a chicken, and in the other hand were seven or eight wild birds , each one is not small.

The male god's satisfaction with his prey is still reasonable. Although he can't be full after eating this, he still has five or six points!Mr. Baling is right, there are indeed a lot of low-level monsters from the mountains and seas coming to the mountain, and there are indeed a lot of delicious meat!

The male god put a bunch of rats and wild birds on the ground, and showed off to Xu Xiaobai: "Look at the fish and ear rats I brought."

Xu Xiaobai took a closer look, is this a mouse and a fish?I don't read much, don't lie to me!

Mr. Baling looked at the ear mice and fish on the ground. There are ear mice in Danxun Mountain. The ear mice are like mice in shape, but have the head of a rabbit and the body of a moose, and bark like a dog. Its tail can be turned into wings for flying. , Eating the meat of the ear mouse can prevent obesity. It is really a good medicine for losing weight. The most important thing is that eating it can prevent all poisons from invading.

In fact, it is indeed true. In ancient times, a bottle of good medicine made by Ershu was always regarded as a treasure in the ancient world, fearing that others would snatch it away.Danershu is the most common kind of low-level monster among the mountains and seas where the big tree collapsed.

Xu Xiaobai looked at the ear mouse, and felt that it was a strange looking mouse. The ear mouse was lying on the ground, barking non-stop, as if there were several dogs in the yard!This feeling is really indescribable. He looked at the birds lying on the ground: "It's fine if the earmouse can bark like a dog. Don't lie to me that it's a fish. These are obviously a few birds."

Each of these birds has six legs!Even more legendary than the chickens in KFC!These birds have chicken heads, long necks, and feathers on their tails, and they are also covered in feathers!This is obviously not a fish, but a bird!

The male god replied with certainty: "This is a fish, its name is Shuyu."

Mr. Baling thought in his heart that eating this kind of fish can make people happy. If you eat one, you can be happy for a whole month, if you eat two, you can be happy for a whole year, and if you eat ten fish, you can be happy for 20 years. You can be happy for a lifetime.But there is nothing good in being happy for a lifetime. Human life is so short, and it disappears before it has tasted all the wind, flowers, snow, moon, and sunrise and sunset.

Lord Baling pointed to the fish and said, "This is really a kind of fish."

Xu Xiaobai really felt that he had little knowledge, and finally saw a fish with feathers running all over the mountains!

The male god is going to kill the fish, Lord Baling is going to kill the ear mouse, Xu Xiaobai is only waiting to make the ear mouse and fish, and hope that these two weird animals will have a good taste soon!