Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The monster's breath was very faint, so faint that it almost disappeared, but Zhou Qingyan still smelled the smell of foxes around Mr. Wei, not the arrogance of foxes, but the pure smell of foxes.A mighty fox lives around Mr. Wei.

The male god only glanced at Mr. Wei, and stopped looking. He concentrated on standing beside Xu Xiaobai, listening to Xu Xiaobai chatting with Mr. Wei from Magpie Kindergarten.The content of their chat was all about the children in the kindergarten, and the male god listened without interrupting.

Teacher Xiao Wei arrived at the station first, and she hurried before the door opened, looked in the mirror, adjusted her hair, put on some makeup, and then got out of the car with a happy face.Xu Xiaobai looked at Mr. Wei who got out of the car, thinking in his heart how happy he is to have a boyfriend, and it would be great if the male god is his boyfriend.Xu Xiaobai was envious.

There is still some distance from home to get to the bus stop sign of Beixin Street Morning Market.It is a long road to get off the bus, the road is very narrow, and the two sides are covered with paulian trees. The dense branches and leaves of paulian trees cover the road tightly. Looking up, it is a piece of green. Only when the wind blows, the paulian trees Only when the leaves are turned up will a little bit of the blue sky be revealed.

Xu Xiaobai was carrying the pig's tail, and the male god was carrying the ribs, walking back along the street full of tung trees.A green paulownia leaf fell on the ground, Xu Xiaobai bent down to pick it up, the paulownia tree was very green, Xu Xiaobai held it in his hand and felt cool.The male god stretched his arms and picked a piece from the Fatong tree and handed it to Xu Xiaobai: "Here, this one is big."

Xu Xiaobai took the Fatong leaf that the male god handed over, and compared the two pieces, the one that the male god handed over was indeed bigger, but it was too big to fit in the book.But this is the leaf given to him by the male god, Xu Xiaobai said with a smile: "Well, it's big and beautiful." He couldn't help expressing emotion: "Mr. Xiao Wei is going on a date with her boyfriend, so happy." If I also have a male basin friends just fine!

The male god asked: "What do you do on a date with your boyfriend?"

Xu Xiaobai hummed, and started counting with his fingers: "We can take a walk together, eat delicious food, watch a movie, and go for a drive."

The male god looked back at him: "Is it any different from us?"

Xu Xiaobai walked two quick steps and walked together with the male god, it was different, but what was the difference, Xu Xiaobai thought, he thought for a while: "I still have to hold hands, hug and kiss, and that." Although Xu Xiaobai Possesses the filthy power of the wild, but now the filthy power of the wild can't explode, and he is suffocating to death in the body against the male god.

Xu Xiaobai lowered his head, his face turned red like a cloud of fire.He clenched the plastic bag containing the pig's tail tightly, feeling apprehensive in his heart, really wanted to confess to the male god, he couldn't help it at such a moment.But I was also very scared in my heart, afraid that the male god would reject him.

Xu Ruanruan lowered his head, suddenly his hand holding the plastic bag was held, and his ten fingers were firmly held.Xu Ruanruan turned her head to look at her hand, her heart almost jumped out of her chest, it was soft and sweet, like a piece of cloud cake.

The male god was looking at him and smiling, it was so beautiful.Xu Xiaobai heard the male god say: "Is that so?" Xu Xiaobai nodded quickly and vigorously: "Well, so?"

The male god asked, "Are you happy?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded: "I'm happy, but can I change my hand, my hand is holding the plastic bag."

The male god walked around from his left to Xu Ruanruan's right, holding Xu Ruanruan's hand, the cloud in Xu Ruanruan's heart melted sweetly.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the corners of his mouth that always turned up: "You are happy, and I am also happy."

Xu Ruanruan and the male god walked hand in hand on the street full of Fatong. There were few people on the street, and no one looked at them.Xu Ruanruan and Zhou Qingyan didn't care whether others would look at it.

Hand in hand, we walked through the streets full of fatong, and bought a dozen large naan from a bakery on the street. At noon, we can stew pork ribs, braise pig tails, and soak roasted naan for lunch.

Carrying the grilled naan pork ribs and pig tails, he walked all the way home. When he opened the door, Xu Xiaobai couldn't bear to let go of the male god's hand, opened the door, and walked to the door of the room holding hands. Xu Xiaobai looked at the male god reluctantly. hand.

The male god comforted him: "In the future, you can often hold hands."

Xu Xiaobai raised his head in surprise: "Hey, isn't it just this time, isn't it giving me a consolation prize for friendship?"

The male god took the pig tail and roasted naan from Xu Xiaobai's hands, and put them in the kitchen together with the ribs: "Of course not."

Xu Xiaobai sat on the sofa in a daze, he didn't think about anything, he couldn't think of anything, he was dizzy all over, the male god was moving in and out in front of him, but he couldn't see, his heart was already Filled with the sweet taste of Yunpian Cake.

Zhou Qingyan walked out with the fish in his arms. He looked at the sky, the sky was blue, there was no wind, and the air smelled dry from the sun. It wasn't a pleasant smell, but it wasn't bad either. This smell lasted for hundreds of years, thousands of years, For thousands of years, nothing has changed.Some things will not change in a hundred years, a thousand years, or ten thousand years.

Zhou Qingyan put the fish tank on the steps, Little Blue Fish raised his eyelids and looked at Zhou Qingyan.Zhou Qingyan looked at the fish in the fish tank. When the fish grew up a little, it would get bigger and bigger, so big that the ocean couldn't hold it, and then it would skyrocket to [-] miles into the sky.

Xu Xiaobai poked his head out from the window: "Well, is that what I think?"

Zhou Qingyan raised his head: "Whatever you think, that's what you think."

Xu Xiaobai was dumbfounded!That's it!Xu Xiaobai will also have a boyfriend in the future!Now I really can't help but want to take a group photo to show off my happiness.

Xu Xiaobai has been immersed in the sweetness of Yunpian Cake all day long, and he can't help but touch the hand of the male god. At night, he quietly sends a message: From now on, he will always be by the leader's side, and will defend to the death the vice-leader. bit.

The crowd downstairs cheered: Shamat Cult dominates the world.

The leader and the deputy leader will be permanently stationed.

I am the guardian of the left, and the leader is mine.

I am the protector of the right, and the leader is mine.

I am the leader of the martial arts alliance, and the leader is mine.

……

The following is completely off topic, and everyone started to fight for various positions in the martial arts world, trying to occupy me and kill the leader of the Matt sect.Xu Xiaobai concluded at the end: The leader is the deputy leader, and I will kill Shou Yongchang, the leader of the Matt sect.Shut down and go to sleep.

When Xu Xiaobai went to work at Magpie Jing on Monday, he really wanted to share it with Mr. Wei, and he finally had a date.Since leading the children to do morning exercises in the morning, and after a physical education class, I haven't seen Mr. Wei.Xu Xiaobai took advantage of class time to go to the Secondary Class [-] led by Mr. Xiao Wei. After asking Mr. Wei's class teacher, he found out that Mr. Wei did not come to work in the kindergarten today, and it seems that he did not ask the principal for leave.

When he got off work, Xu Xiaobai held hands with the male god and ate barbecue. Before going to bed, the male god gave him a kiss on the forehead.Wrapped in the air conditioner, Xu Xiaobai woke up laughing from time to time in his dream. When he woke up, he touched his forehead. When he woke up the next day, he found that his forehead had a large red spot.Compressing his forehead with cold water, Xu Xiaobai said to the male god who was packing up the electric car: "I may not come back at noon, um, the kindergarten teacher Xiao Wei is sick, although she didn't say it, the principal said our kindergarten is a complete As a whole, we must lead some teachers to the hospital to see Teacher Xiao Wei."

At noon, the chubby principal drove the car and took Xu Xiaobai and three other teachers to the hospital to visit Mr. Wei. He heard from Mr. Wei's family that he was seriously ill and might not be able to go to kindergarten in the future. .

When passing by the supermarket, a few of them went to the supermarket to buy some supplements.There were a lot of people in the hospital in the city center, Xu Xiaobai carried a box of supplements and followed the head of the hospital. They inquired about Mr. Wei's ward from the inpatient office, took the elevator and went up to the twelfth floor.

When I got to the [-]th floor, I looked at the rooms one by one, but I still couldn't find them, so Teacher Xiao Wei's family came out to greet them.Xu Xiaobai followed everyone into Teacher Xiaowei's ward. Before entering the ward, the principal quietly asked Teacher Xiaowei's family members what kind of disease Teacher Xiaowei was in and whether he needed help from the kindergarten. , But every point that everyone can help is worth one point.

Teacher Xiao Wei's family just wiped their tears and cried, and didn't want to tell everyone what kind of disease Mr. Wei was.

Xu Xiaobai walked into the ward carrying the supplements, but there was no one in the ward, Xu Xiaobai looked at the director: "Where is Teacher Xiao Wei?"

The principal put the tonic in his hand into the ward, and turned to look at Mr. Wei's family.Teacher Xiao Wei is gone!

There was the sound of running water ticking in the bathroom, Xu Xiaobai followed everyone to the bathroom, he felt very unlucky in his heart, he felt that the passing of life was disappearing minute by minute, gone.

Pushing open the door of the bathroom, Xu Xiaobai saw red blood flowing out of the water and covering the soles of his shoes. Teacher Xiao Wei committed suicide!Xu Xiaobai heard the screams of the female teacher, the cries of Teacher Xiaowei's family, and the calm alarm and calls for help from the principal.What he noticed was that Teacher Wei's lips were gone, lying on the ground in a pool of red blood!

It was as if they were born without lips, without any scars, as if Mr. Wei was born without lips.Xu Xiaobai remembered very clearly that it was not like this, Mr. Wei had a very beautiful mouth, the lips were naturally curled up, and the color was as beautiful as henna.

Gone now!

After the questioning at the police station, Xu Xiaobai's mood sank. The people who were chatting on the bus two days ago just disappeared.Teacher Xiao Wei was the first friend he met in Magpie Fine Kindergarten.

Xu Xiaobai sat listlessly behind the male god's car, pinched the corner of the male god's clothes, and asked the male god, "Can I hug you, I feel very sad."

The male god let go of one hand, turned his head and patted Xu Xiaobai on the head: "Hug."

As soon as the male god clapped his hands, Xu Xiaobai's head stuck to the male god's back. He stretched out his arms to hug the male god's waist, pressed his face tightly against the male god's back, and sighed.

Zhou Qingyan could hear clearly when she was waiting outside the police station. According to Mr. Wei’s family, Mr. Wei didn’t know what happened that day. She only knew that she was going on a date. When she was with her boyfriend, she ate There is a dish called Beauty Finger, but Mr. Wei can't remember who his boyfriend is, what he looks like, where he comes from, where he lives, and when he had this boyfriend.

Teacher Xiaowei's colleagues and family members don't know who is Teacher Xiaowei's boyfriend and what he looks like at that time. They just heard that he is very handsome and tall!

It was like a dream, when I woke up, Miss Wei lost her most beautiful lips!

Xu Xiaobai asked: "Where did Teacher Xiao Wei's lips go? It's really strange. It's like the fingers of the person I saw last time. There are no scars, no wounds, as if the fingers never existed, and Xiao Wei The teacher's lips don't seem to have ever existed!"

Zhou Qingyan rode an electric scooter and was walking home. When something like this happened, the kindergarten was on vacation for half a day. He answered Xu Xiaobai's question in a low voice: "Eating, beauty's fingers, beauty's lips, the most beautiful, the best-looking place, maybe it was eaten."

The recipes of some monsters are always so detailed, they like to eat the most beautiful places, beauties' fingers, beauties' lips.One of the desserts in the Two Feet Sheep Banquet is called Beauty’s Lips, a dessert made from the lips of the most beautiful girls.The color is bright red, and the red lips of various colors are floating in the bright red soup, which is really beautiful.

But it looks like there is no appetite!Zhou Qingyan doesn't bother to eat ingredients like two-legged sheep!

Zhou Qingyan was riding a bicycle, recalling what monsters with such a detailed recipe should be. After counting them one by one, he remembered the faint smell of fox on Mr. Wei's body.

Zhou Qingyan was very excited, this is a big meal, the nine-tailed fox of Qingqiu Mountain!

The nine-tailed fox of Qingqiu Mountain, although not a big monster, is not low in strength. It is a fox, but it has no fox smell on its body, and there is not much meat. Can barbecue.

So where is the fox hiding now?Zhou Qingyan rubbed his stomach and ate a Qingqiu mountain nine-tailed fox, so he could not eat for three days.

was eaten!Xu Xiaobai straightened his head: "I was eaten by a monster, my God, is there a monster like this appearing now, then you have to be careful."

Zhou Qingyan turned the corner and finally arrived home. He sincerely asked Xu Xiaobai: "Then what do you think I look good on? Can you lure that monster out?"

Xu Xiaobai looked at the male god: "I think everything is beautiful, will the monster eat you whole?" Xu Xiaobai was worried.

Zhou Qingyan opened the door, pushed the cart and nodded: "Since I look good everywhere, monsters will definitely come out." Xu Xiaobai's worry lasted for a long time, and at night he closed the doors and windows tightly, Zhou Qingyan held the ice cream and watched him over and over again Checking the doors and windows: "Are you worried that I will be eaten?"

Xu Xiaobai pushed the door hard, making sure he closed it tightly: "Well, I always feel that you will be eaten whole." Zhou Qingyan thought, in that case, that fox in Qingqiu Mountain is really not picky!

The doors and windows were tightly closed, airtight, but the air conditioner was turned on, and the whole room became cooler.Zhou Qingyan ate ice cream and walked around the room with bare feet, he said to Xu Xiaobai: "Why don't we watch TV for a while, and stop staring out of the window worryingly."

Xu Xiaobai left the window and sat on the sofa to turn on the phone, the male god sat beside him.Xu Xiaobai looked at the man eating ice cream, clenched his fist, and cheered himself up in his heart, now he is your boyfriend, you can go and sit next to him.Xu Xiaobai quietly moved his buttocks and leaned towards the male god bit by bit.

Zhou Qingyan ate ice cream and glanced at Xu Xiaobai who was like a mouse moving house.

Xu Xiaobai stopped immediately, sat upright, staring at the TV, he was too nervous, in order to hide his nervousness, he pressed the remote control in his hand and changed a program.Jump directly from the Forbidden City documentary to the talent show.

Zhou Qingyan liked this show very much, and wanted to discuss with Xu Xiaobai about visiting the Forbidden City when he had time.He waved to Xu Xiaobai, patted his thigh: "You can lie on it and watch TV, do you like it?"

Xu Xiaobai covered his face with the remote control, oh my god, did you hear me right, the male god asked me to lie on his lap and watch TV.As if afraid of the male god's repentance, Xu Xiaobai rushed over and lay on the male god's lap to watch TV.

I even know what's on TV.The male god's legs are actually a bit stiff, but they still feel very comfortable, with a faint smell of soap from the clothes.Xu Xiaobai watched the messy talent show, and the people in it always felt that they all looked the same, with pointed chins, big eyes, and very pale.Suddenly, Xu Xiaobai who had just been lying on the male god's lap suddenly stood up!

He stood up abruptly, pointed at the TV and said, "Isn't that a mermaid?" A born monster.

The male god also looked at the TV and nodded: "It is, you did not admit your mistake."

Xu Xiaobai was very surprised: "Why did it participate in the talent show?"

The male god thought: "Maybe it's because Changxuan has closed, and the money is not enough. I heard that these talent shows can give a lot of money, and they can sing in the future." He turned his head and asked Xu Xiaobai: "Hei Miao Miao and Is it ripe, can I ask for a few more autographs. It feels like it will be popular."

The host of the TV is asking questions, the question is, what kind of moment do you think is the happiest.Everyone's answers are as beautiful and melodious as the novels, but it's different when it comes to the shark. It looks good when it smiles, and it always comes with special effects of smoke and beauty, and a bilingbiling light.

Xu Xiaobai heard Yuren say: "The happiest moment is when your lover has the first gray hair, kill him and stay where he died, so that you can be with the most beautiful lover in your memory forever .”

Xu Xiaobai felt that the host was about to kneel down to the Mermaid with such an answer in the second grade, with a masked expression on his face, he didn't know how to answer the question.But the audience in the audience has already screamed, shouting that Qiao Xuan is so domineering, domineering, Gangzhu Qiao is so domineering.

And the leader of Sharkman Joe is standing on the stage. Its eyes are far away, traveling through time, and returning to the stone wall in the Jiaqing period. The wind is very strong, blowing Chang Xuan's hair, and it sees the whiteness in Chang Xuan's hair. There are too many hairs, I can't count them one by one.This person will die, and after being entangled with it for more than ten years, it will be another ten years, twenty years. It is better to die in its hands, in its belly, at this happiest moment, at the last remaining In its long life, it will always remember him and pay homage to him with the rest of its long life.

With such a second-year answer, only Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan knew that this mermaid was serious, and his life was too long, so he was too lonely.Zhou Qingyan took the remote control and pressed it back to Forbidden City Documentary.Xu Xiaobai looked drowsy, his mind was full of bricks of the Forbidden City, tiles of the Forbidden City, bricks of the Forbidden City, and there were endless stories to tell.

Xu Xiaobai yawned, drowsily going to sleep, he opened the door with his slippers on, then guarded the door without moving, looking up at the male god.

Seeing him raise his head slightly, the male god pointed to his forehead with a dazed look.Zhou Qingyan walked over, held Xu Xiaobai's face in his hands, and touched his forehead: "Okay, go to sleep."

Xu Xiaobai closed the door with a bang, and rolled around on the bed, what to do, after the male god kissed his forehead, he lost all sleepiness.Listening to the sound of the TV outside, Xu Xiao rolled on the bed for a long time before stopping.

There was still a documentary about the Forbidden City on the TV, Xu Xiaobai thought, the male god likes to watch documentaries about the Forbidden City so much, so let’s go to the Forbidden City together one day, we can stay for a few more days, and ask the principal of Magpie Jing Kindergarten for a short one s holiday.

Xu Xiaobai has already started planning a trip to the Forbidden City with the male god, thinking that he can no longer afford to spend time with Duke Zhou, so he falls asleep.

Zhou Qingyan watched the documentary on the TV, Xu Xiaobai's steady breathing sounded in his ears, the night was very quiet, it was already past one o'clock at night, and the lights of thousands of houses outside were turned off one after another.

Zhou Qingyan stood up. Instead of turning off the TV, he drank a glass of water on the table, walked to the door, walked out without a sound, and turned over the big iron gate.

Zhou Qingyan is now going to look for the fox in Qingqiu Mountain.

The smell of this monster is very weak and cannot be smelled.Need to find it.

Zhou Qingyan stood at the gate of the city hospital, and Teacher Xiao Wei's body was still in the hospital's morgue.Zhou Qingyan walked into the hospital building. There were only two doctors on duty in front of him. One was playing with his mobile phone, and the other seemed to have fallen asleep with his head tied.Zhou Qingyan passed by them and picked up a white coat that was hanging beside him.

The two nurses didn't notice anything, but felt a cool breeze blowing around them.Zhou Qingyan put on a white coat and took the elevator to the morgue on the second floor of the basement.

Zhou Qingyan pushed open the door, stood in the middle, moved his nose, the smell of dead people was everywhere, it was really unpleasant.He walked to the last position and lifted the white cloth from the corpse. It was Teacher Xiao Wei's corpse, and now her lips disappeared.

The faint smell of fox still exists, besides the smell of fox, there is also the smell of cooked two-legged sheep. It seems that Mr. Wei was indeed eating beauty fingers with his boyfriend who came with his Qingqiu Mountain that night.The taste must be unimaginable, only the foxes in Qingqiu Mountain will think that the most beautiful place is the most delicious.

In addition to these smells, there is also a faint smell of incense. The burning incense includes Achnatherum splendens, roses, tapir leopard hair, enchanting branches, and four or five other herbs.

Tapir leopard fur.Zhou Qingyan stretched out his hand to cover the white cloth covering Teacher Xiao Wei's body. Achnatherum splendens, roses, tapir and leopard hair, ecstasy branches, an incense composed of these spices, after being lit, will give Teacher Xiao Wei a wonderful feeling. The dream of forgetting everything again.The fox in Qingqiu Mountain will pick the lips of the happiest beauties at the top of the most beautiful dream.

Zhou Qingyan closed the door of the morgue, walked out of the elevator, and met someone holding his hand tightly: "Doctor, come and take a look, we are in an emergency department, and we are about to give birth."

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the sign on his chest: "Anorectal, you can wake up the sleeping nurse." He passed through the crowd, took off his white coat, and looked up to see a large watch hanging on the wall of the hospital. It was exactly two o'clock in the evening.

Xu Xiaobai was sleepy and thirsty, he woke up, looked at his phone, it was only [-]:[-], the TV outside was still ringing, it was no longer a documentary of the Forbidden City, but a TV series at [-] o'clock in the middle of the night, is the male god still asleep? ?

Xu Xiaobai got up from the bed, pushed open the door, saw that there was no one on the sofa, the male god had already gone back to the room to sleep, and forgot to turn off the TV.Xu Xiaobai turned off the TV, took a glass of water from the water dispenser and returned to his room after drinking it.

As soon as he returned to the room, the tightly locked window was gently pushed open. Zhou Qingyan came in through the window and smelled his body. There was a corpse smell, which was really bad.Zhou Qingyan walked to the bathroom with bare feet, turned on the spray, the water quietly enveloped him, took away the smell of the corpse on his body, leaving behind the smell of clear water, after taking a shower, Zhou Qingyan's clothes were still dry.It's just that my feet are a little wet. I stepped out of the bathroom and stepped on a wet footprint.

I'll do it tomorrow anyway.Zhou Qingyan went back to the room and knocked on the fish tank, the little blue fish was already asleep, eyes closed, with its white belly up, two shark fins resting on it.Zhou Qingyan picked up a bag of drunkard peanuts and threw it awake, and said seriously, "Kunpeng, I feel a bit uneasy about meeting a familiar monster."

The little blue fish slowly drew a circle in the water, made a nonchalant expression, and rolled his eyes.Zhou Qingyan nodded: "You're right, it really doesn't matter, it seems that you have really grown up and become sensible." After speaking, Zhou Qingyan let out a sigh of relief.

The little blue fish spat out the alcoholic peanut in its mouth, and Zhou Qingyan's face was covered. It had grown up recently, and the fish tank seemed a bit small, and when it turned around, sometimes it couldn't turn around.

Zhou Qingyan knocked on the fish tank: "After sending Xiaobai to work tomorrow, I'll buy you a bigger fish tank. If the fish tank is bigger, I'll probably have to bear it when I take you out in the future."

Zhou Qingyan was lying on the bed, thinking quietly. With the personality of the nine-tailed fox in Qingqiu Mountain who likes perfectionism, he needs to go to the incense shop on Changsong Street, but the incense shop on Changsong Street is the territory of a big demon, and there is a vague I feel like a familiar monster.

If this is true, and it happens that he has eaten the relatives of this big monster, he feels that Zhuocheng is going to be destroyed, and the big monster is quite indifferent.

But if you don't go to the incense shop, you won't be able to eat the fox from Qingqiu Mountain.Zhou Qingyan sighed in embarrassment, and finally decided to go to the incense shop on Changsong Street for a short stay.