Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai ran to the back window, opened the back window and looked towards the backyard, the male god was really repairing the wall, he was carefully picking out the broken bricks, tiles and stones with gloves on, to see which ones could still be used, which can be thrown away.Xu Xiaobai said to the male god who was working with his head bowed: "Could you come over and cut the meat, the kind that is thin, but not too thin."

The male god stood up and took off his gloves: "Okay, I'll wash my hands." Xu Xiaobai said: "Okay, then I'll make some egg pancakes." After speaking, Xu Xiaobai retracted from the back window Head, ran back to the kitchen to make egg pancakes.

Xu Xiaobai scooped out two large bowls of flour from the flour sack, fearing it would not be enough, he added another bowl, knocked a dozen or so eggs into the flour, and the flour that came out was golden yellow.Xu Xiaobai put the kneaded dough in a basin, peeled a few scallions, chopped the scallions, and put them in a small bowl.

When Zhou Qingyan walked into the kitchen, he smelled a scent, the smell of meat, this kind of monster smell is so faint, the smell of meat is faint, although he doesn't eat grass, but there is always a strange herbal smell, this This kind of taste is really more than the lack of the top, at least better than the taste of the weasel.This chicken is too small, after eating it, it is not enough to be [-]% full.

In addition to the aroma of mate, there is also the smell of fried flour in oil, mixed with the aroma of eggs and chopped green onions.Zhou Qingyan picked up a faster knife from the knife holder: "Are you making egg cakes? It smells delicious." Xu Xiaobai took out a baked cake from the electric baking pan with a shovel, and asked himself The egg pancakes are also quite satisfying, golden on both sides, topped with chopped scallions, crispy to the bite, but soft and elastic on the inside.

The male god was cutting the meat, while Xu Xiaobai was making pancakes.

The meat slices cut out by the male god are uniform in thickness, red meat and white meat, and are arranged one by one on the big plate, like a huge and gorgeous flower in full bloom, with the bowl of seasoning prepared by Xu Xiaobai in the middle.The male god took out the meat from the pig bone of that little monster and put it aside in a small bowl, and cut off the pig's feet and a pig's tail and put them on a plate.

The male god brought the little monster pork to the coffee table in the living room, went back to the kitchen and asked Xu Xiaobai, "Is the cake ready?" A small plate of sauces, while answering the male god: "Wait for me for a while, the last one."

After Xu Xiaobai finished baking the cakes, he washed a few lettuces and took them out together.

The male god couldn't help gnawing on a pig's trotter, and when he saw Xu Xiaobai coming out, he was very embarrassed: "I'm a little hungry, let's eat some first." Xu Xiaobai put the cake on the coffee table and waved his hand: "It's okay, I just sneaked in the kitchen too. After eating, I think the taste is pretty good." The male god sighed melancholy: "The taste is okay." But he couldn't eat enough.

The golden omelette is charred on the outside and soft on the inside, brushed with sweet and spicy seasoning, put a piece of green and juicy lettuce, and then dip the little monster pork in the seasoning and put it on the lettuce, it really looks like a fresh flower Blooms on green leaves.The egg pancakes covered all of these. The pancakes were too brittle, and when they were discounted, some browned pancakes fell off.

Wrap it well, take a big bite, eat all the lettuce monster pork into your mouth, and the taste of sauce, garlic seasoning, all blend together, it's absolutely amazing.

Xu Xiaobai ate two large pancakes wrapped with lettuce and meat, and also ate a pig's trotter and a pig's tail.The male god wiped out more than 20 pancakes, and wiped out all the meat and lettuce.

Xu Xiaobai burped in satisfaction.After the male god finished eating, he went to clean up the wall in the backyard. Xu Xiaobai was responsible for cleaning up the dishes on the coffee table. After cleaning up, Xu Xiaobai went to check the mailbox first. There were no letters in the mailbox.

Then go back to your room to get your phone.He picked up the phone and saw that there were several missed calls on the phone. When he clicked on it, it was Xu Xiaosong.Xu Xiaobai was actually quite afraid of this younger brother, so he pretended not to see him, and deleted Xu Xiaosong's missed calls one by one.After deleting Xu Xiaosong's missed calls, there is still an unread text message, which is also Xu Xiaosong.

Xu Xiaobai clicked on: Brother, our classmates have all changed to new Apples and new computers, and I want to change them too. Recently, I saw a [-] one. Come and buy it with me tomorrow.

Xu Xiaobai also pretended not to see this text message, and quietly deleted it.

After deleting, Xu Xiaobai sat on the bed and counted his property. After counting, Xu Ruanruan was a little shocked!It turns out that he is already so poor, he has a bank card in his hand, and there is a lot of money in it, but this is a male god!The pile of money on the bed was also divided into two piles, one pile Xu Xiaobai counted, there was seven or eight thousand, and the rest of the pile Xu Xiaobai counted, less than 400 yuan, 310 two.

The pile of 310 two is his own, and the rest of the money is earned by the male god.With this realization, Xu Xiaobai's face turned red, and he felt ashamed for no reason.

It has always been the male god who makes money to support the family, and he seems to be only responsible for eating and drinking.

Xu Xiaobai sighed very much, sitting cross-legged on the bed and rubbing his toes, he looked at the phone very melancholy, knowing that Xu Xiaosong would not let it go so easily, and a new Apple would be added to the [-] computer. But Xu Ruanruan still needs to consider the [-] yuan computer in his hand.

He stared at the phone for a while, and sure enough, the phone rang, and it showed that it was Xu Xiaosong.Xu Ruanruan watched the phone persistently ringing for a while, but didn't answer it, and hoped that Xu Xiaosong would hang up by himself, and Xu Xiaosong would call more persistently after receiving it.

Xu Xiaobai picked up the phone and pressed the answer button. Before he could speak, Xu Xiaosong said first: "Why don't you answer my call? Did you see my text message? My roommates have all changed, so I'm the only one missing. Come over tomorrow to accompany me." I'll buy it, otherwise it would be embarrassing."

Xu Xiaobai hiccupped nervously after hearing what he said: "I was eating just now, I didn't see it, well, I don't have money recently, I can't afford it, let's talk about it when I have money."

Xu Xiaosong's tone was very disdainful: "When you have money, when will you be rich? Let's see if my brothers and sisters buy anything for ten or twenty thousand. What have you bought for me?"

Xu Xiaosong always spoke in such a sad way, Xu Xiaobai said in a low voice: "Your tuition and books for the past two years have all been paid by me. When you were in college, the computer I just bought for you cost seven or eight thousand. Well, did it break after just one year of use, and I bought the mobile phone together, and I think Huawei’s is pretty good.”

Xu Xiaosong was very impatient: "Come here and buy it for me, it's all broken, what else do you want to live in such a big house." Xu Xiaobai retorted habitually: "The house is not ours, it is rented." After the rebuttal, Remember that the house is really his now!

Xu Xiaosong didn't care about these things: "Anyway, you live in a big house, you can borrow money, you are so popular, you can borrow [-] to [-] for anything, if you don't come tomorrow, I will call my parents."

Xu Xiaosong was always like this, calling his parents whenever he couldn't find anything.Xu Xiaobai had a severe headache when he thought of the tone of the two of them crying, making trouble and hanging themselves, and sometimes he thought that he would rather spend a little more money than hear the two of them doing foreign work by their ears.Xu Ruanruan is also a person with backbone, he said decisively: "You can call if you like, I really have no money now, you called your parents, and I have no money." After finishing speaking, Xu Ruanruan Soft hang up.

Then, staring at the phone sadly.He knew that maybe a few hours later, there would be a frightening phone call.But Xu Xiaobai looked at the pile of money on the bed, and actually felt that he was hypocritical, and at the same time felt that he was hypocritical, and at the same time gave himself the big eyes of Concubine Hua.Xu Xiaobai felt that he didn't feel anything when spending the money earned by the male god, but it made him feel very uncomfortable to spend it on Xu Xiaosong.

He rolled several times on the bed in depression, lying motionless in a pile of money.When Zhou Qingyan came back from repairing the wall, Xu Xiaobai was still lying on the bed, acting as a dead body.The male god took off his gloves and poked him on the back: "Come to life."

Xu Xiaobai replied weakly: "Too dead."

The male god praised him: "The corpse of a local tyrant."

Xu Xiaobai covered his face: "Really, please sell me for 3 yuan."

The male god picked up the bank card on the bed, and threw it on the face of the rich corpse: "Buy it, is it enough, spend whatever you want." Xu Xiaobai put down his hand, looked at the bank card on the bed, and then at the male god, he thought God heard it!

Zhou Qingyan heard it when he was repairing the wall outside. He heard it clearly. He felt that it was really not a big deal. Now the family is not poor. There is a lot of extra money, just spend whatever you want.I feel that after the reopening of Jiuqing Pavilion, there will be more and more money, but I always feel that the current business model is not as aggressive as before.

Zhou Qingyan recalled the domineering model of Jiuqing Pavilion in the past. Kunpeng was in charge, and there was also a peerless cook. Countless Geng posts begged to go to Jiuqing Pavilion for a meal every day.Thinking of Kunpeng, Zhou Qingyan decided to take a look at Little Blue Fish, maybe he could meet someone.

Xu Xiaobai lived in fear all day, for fear of receiving a phone call that would cause him to cry, make trouble, and hang himself, he was really panicked, feeling like he might be.I was in a panic, my appetite was not very good all day, I ate the cold noodles with green beans and cucumber shredded sesame sauce at noon, the noodles were hand-rolled and smooth. Mom, Xu Xiaobai could eat two bowls of cold noodles like this in summer, but he only ate half a bowl at noon, and ate two slices of small watermelon at night.

Sitting under the grape arbor to enjoy the shade at night, Xu Xiaobai threw all his mobile phones into the living room. He purposely enjoyed the shade with the male god, fearing that if he received a call and let the male god hear it, it must be particularly embarrassing.

But if he didn't answer the phone, Xu Xiaobai thought of the consequences, couldn't help covering his head and shouting: "My God."

Zhou Qingyan came out after taking a shower, holding two ice creams in his hand, and asked Xu Xiaobai, "Small pudding or glutinous rice cakes." The male god likes glutinous rice cakes, so Xu Xiaobai pointed to the little pudding: "I'll eat this, Both are delicious."

The glutinous rice cakes are very sweet and hard when frozen, but when you bite into them, the inside is soft.Is this Zhou Qingyan's favorite place? He likes the layer of glutinous rice flour on it the most.After he finished eating a glutinous rice cake, Xu Xiaobai was still licking the small pudding. Zhou Qingyan watched him eat it seriously, and felt that the small pudding tasted good too.

He stood up: "I'm going to get another small pudding."

When the male god came out, he not only came out with a small pudding, but also took out Xu Xiaobai's cell phone.His cell phone kept ringing, and he sang the cat from Kaqishe. Xu Xiaobai usually liked this song, but now he broke out in a cold sweat when he heard the lyrics of this song.

Zhou Qingyan saw that he was holding up his mobile phone like a frightened little mouse: "Your mobile phone rang, and I took it out, do you want to answer it?" He looked at Xu Xiaobai's eyes looking at the screen of the mobile phone, and quickly picked up the mobile phone. Press it!

Press it!Xu Xiaobai took a big bite of the pudding, oh my god, this is more terrifying than answering the call!

Zhou Qingyan opened the little pudding, and threw Xu Xiaobai's cell phone aside: "If you don't want to answer it, don't answer it. Who is calling?"

After Xu Xiaobai finished eating the pudding, he threw the popsicle sticks far away into the trash can. The trash can was far away, and the popsicle sticks jumped a few times outside the trash can: "My parents are calling." The male god said something, but felt that it was too difficult to say, so he lowered his head and grabbed the leaves on the vine.

The male god took a sip of the small pudding, it tasted good, with a faint taste of margarine, and it was quite refreshing: "They ask you for money, then give it to them, don't pull the leaves on the tree, the tree will cry out. "

Xu Xiaobai lowered his head and retracted his hand: "I don't have any money now, and I don't want to borrow money, either." I don't want to spend your money either.After the male god finished eating the pudding, he accurately threw the popsicle stick into the trash can: "Aren't they treating you badly?"

This sentence made Xu Xiaobai cry like a vine, but he has grown up now, Xu Xiaobai sighed: "It's a bit bad for me. I picked it up. When I was young, the adults in the village In other words, children know it, so I know it, and I don’t feel sad, I’m not my own.”

Xu Ruanruan has grown up and is no longer a child when he was a child. He will ask adults why I am different from Xu Xiaosong. When someone tells him that Xu Xiaosong is his own and you are not, he will run to the river and cry Up a nose.Now Xu Ruanruan can't cry, he smiled and told the male god: "I have a younger brother named Xu Xiaosong, my parents dote on him a little bit, Xu Xiaosong is a bit headstrong, hey, I think he is actually not very smart."

Speaking of which, Xu Xiaobai still thinks that Xu Xiaosong is not very smart: "When I was in the sixth grade, he broke my head and bled a lot. At that time, Master was in the countryside and sent me to the hospital. Later he asked to take me with him, Xu Xiaosong envied me for a long time, and even now he still hates me for living in a big house, going to a good school, eating well, and wearing good clothes.” Master also gave Xu Xiaobai’s parents a lot of money!

The focus of the male god is obviously different: "Why did he hit you?"

Thinking about it now, the reason was really a little bit of a small thing, but Xu Ruanruan couldn't remember it, and said uncertainly, "Is it because of a peach?"

The male god stood up and walked up to Xu Xiaobai.Xu Xiaobai sat on the low stool under the vine with his feet crossed, looking up at the male god.The male god stretched out his hand, and patted the back of Xu Xiaobai's head heavily. Xu Xiaobai's head fell into the male god's abdomen all of a sudden, sticking to the male god's firm abdominal muscles, he could smell the faint smell of soap.

The male god's hand rubbed Xu Xiaobai's head, which made Xu Xiaobai fascinated.Xu Xiaobai was a little sad, a little happy, he couldn't help but think about wanting to be a little closer to the male god tonight.Xu Xiaobai's forehead was tightly pressed against the male god's lower abdomen, and he heard the male god say: "Nothing is worth your sorrow, nothing in this world is worth your sorrow." The male god let out a long sigh, long and Far away, even so close, Xu Xiaobai felt that this sigh came from hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of years.

Xu Xiaobai leaned on the male god in a daze, as if he didn't feel sad at all, not only because Xu Ruanruan had grown up.

I don't know how long I sat leaning on the male god, but I felt that the night wind was a bit cold.The boy patted Xu Xiaobai on the back: "Go to sleep." Xu Xiaobai nodded in a dazed state, and returned to his room as if sleepwalking.

When I lay down to sleep, it was as unreal as if I drank too much wine.Xu Xiaobai lay straight on the bed, feeling that he was still not awake.

Zhou Qingyan stood under the vine for a while, and conveniently put Xu Xiaobai's mobile phone under the vine into his pocket.Back in the room, when he saw the fish tank, he called: "Kunpeng."

The little blue fish turned its head and faced Zhou Qingyan, their eyes met, Zhou Qingyan stretched out a finger, pointing to the fish tank, the little blue fish looked at the finger hesitantly, and stretched out a small shark fin.

Zhou Qingyan looked at it and seemed to understand something, and raised his finger: "This is one."

Little Blue Fish sprayed Zhou Qingyan's face with water.

Zhou Qingyan wiped off the water on his face, lay on the bed, closed his eyes, eleven or twelve minutes later, Xu Xiaobai's cell phone rang, Zhou Qingyan turned on the cell phone, put it to his ear and did not speak.

The other end of the phone had already started crying. After more than an hour of crying, there was a personal attack on Xu Xiaobai, with a lot of vitriol and sarcasm. After more than an hour, he began to describe how difficult it was to raise Xu Xiaobai , After half an hour, Xu Xiaobai's cell phone ran out of battery and turned off automatically.

Zhou Qingyan turned on Xu Xiaobai's phone, took out the SIM card inside and threw it into the fish tank. Little Blue Fish swallowed the thrown SIM card into his stomach. After swallowing, he seemed to be stuck and coughed non-stop.

Zhou Qingyan lay calmly on the bed, closed his eyes, and thought deeply. No matter in the past or in the present, there will always be some creatures like two-legged sheep that will make him feel qualified to even cook an appetizer for guests. nothing.Such human beings, Zhou Qingyan opened his eyes in the dark, there will always be a place suitable for them to go, but they still need to always remember that they are sacred civil servants!

Xu Xiaobai woke up in the morning, and finally told the male god the result of his thinking all morning: "I plan to find a job. If there is business in Jiuqing Pavilion, I can ask for leave. What do you think?" Three big pots of steamed stuffed buns, three kinds of fillings, eggplant meat, celery meat, and long bean meat. I steamed the ten hairy crabs and ten lobsters of Lao Ji, and steamed five or six saury fish along the way.

Zhou Qingyan had already eaten a drawer of big buns with eggplant meat, half a drawer of celery meat, and wiped out more than half of the hairy crabs, lobsters, and saury.He also thought it was a good idea, so he nodded, "Okay, what do you want to do?"

Xu Xiaobai pinched a lobster leg: "Uncle Kindergarten, this is what I learned!"

Xu Xiaobai clearly saw the corner of the male god's mouth twitch in this job.Zhou Qingyan praised: "This is pretty good, I think it's good." With the support of the male god, after eating dessert together, Xu Xiaobai excitedly ran to the Internet to make a resume.

When I finished my resume and wrote down my phone number, I realized that I forgot my mobile phone under the vine. I went to look for it under the vine. Sure enough, it was there, but it showed that my mobile phone did not have a SIM card.

Xu Xiaobai turned on the phone and found that the SIM card inside was gone!Did the thief only steal the SIM card of the mobile phone at home?Don't be funny, he looked at the male god, and the male god fed the fish calmly.

I had no choice but to go to the mobile station not far from the door to get a new phone card. Xu Xiaobai changed all the resumes again and submitted them again.Xu Xiaobai was a little worried. Ever since he graduated from university, he followed his master to open a restaurant. In fact, he couldn’t figure out why his master enrolled him in this major. There was only one gay man in the class, and that was Xu Ruanruan. Open the skirt and blow the air.

But the classes I took were quite interesting, although Xu Ruanruan's professional skills have not been up to scratch!With no work experience and lack of professional skills, Xu Xiaobai was worried about his job search.

Whenever he has time these days, he checks his mailbox to see if the other party has replied to him. After a few days, Xu Xiaobai's mailbox contains not only some spam emails but also reminders from Douban.

He even suspected that his resume was unqualified, so he called the male gods together to look at his resume.Zhou Qingyan stood next to Xu Xiaobai, bent over to read Xu Xiaobai's resume, and felt that the resume was too realistic. He said to Xu Xiaobai very seriously: "The resume is very real. If I were the boss, I would definitely I think this comrade must be very good at cooking." The male god pointed to Xu Xiaobai: "You delete all the above, and change your hobbies to loving radio gymnastics and square dancing."

That's okay too?Love radio gymnastics and square dancing!After Xu Xiaobai finished editing, he stopped by the mailbox of Jiuqing Hall to see if there was any new business.There is a new email from the owner of Tiangou flagship store.

A letter from Lao Ba!