Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Tail splitting has existed since ancient times. I don't know when it started.After Nuwa and Fuxi, they were born with snake tails, and mermaids were born with fish tails.Later, the business of tail hacking appeared.

Xu Xiaobai quietly looked at the male god, covered his mouth with his hand and asked in a low voice: "Does splitting the tail mean splitting the tail of the mermaid so that it can become a human?"

Zhou Qingyan turned his head and said to him in a low voice: "That's not possible, a monster is a monster, and it's still a monster after splitting its tail." Xu Xiaobai hummed: "I can't imagine it." Zhou Qingyan thought about it: "I can't think of it either. , I think this is a mechanic job, you have to graduate from Lanxiang, or you can do it from New Oriental." Zhou Qingyan looked carefully at the dry man under the light of the lantern, the muscles were strong, the five big and the three thick, the taste was not very good, when the hungriest Zhou Qingyan shook his head: "Chang Xuan, I'm afraid I can't do anything about tail-splitting."

Zhou Qingyan stood up and walked towards the bridge.Xu Xiaobai clutched his stomach and hurriedly followed behind the male god.

Ms. Miao also wanted to follow immediately.But the things of the guy on the bridge hadn't been cleared away, and the things that Lao Ba brought were obviously for her to take back.And Lao Ba, Mr. turned around and didn't see it, Lao Ba just stood so straight on the bridge, and then knelt down!What a tough guy Lao Ba is!

Zhou Qingyan heard Chang Xuan say: "Sir, please complete it."

Lao Ba didn't know how to say other pleasant words, and kept repeating the same sentence, "Please sir."Ms. Miao felt very sad when she heard it. She had known Lao Ba for a long time. She had known Lao Ba since the period of the Republic of China when she was in nightclubs in Shanghai. The mask was taken off: "Old Ba, get up, I will talk to my husband about this, they have already walked into the cornfield."

Ms. Miao hummed, sir, what are they doing in the cornfield!

The corn in the corn field does not grow very high, only reaching the height of a person's waist.Xu Xiaobai was wearing shorts and half-sleeves, his arms and thighs hurt slightly from being scratched by corn leaves, it was really like a landslide of urine, Xu Xiaobai was about to cry.The male god walked in front and looked back at him: "I want to make it easier, do you need it?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded quickly, almost shouting out, I want, I want.

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the slightly higher cornfields on both sides: "You go over there, I'll go over here, okay, we still want to go together?"

Xu Xiaobai felt that his lower abdomen became more tense and a little painful. Hearing that together, the feeling in his heart was simply indescribable. He quickly waved his hands: "No, no, I'll stay on my side."

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly ran to a higher cornfield, and if he was a step late, he was afraid that he would lose a thousand miles.

Zhou Qingyan stood in place and heard the sound of pattering water. It was a very quiet night like this, only the sound of insects, wind, and the sound of wind blowing corn leaves.You can smell the sweet smell of plants from the corn plants, the smell of heavy rain, the smell of Xu Xiaobai's steaming urine, and the smell of the dry cat on the bridge.

The hare hasn't left yet.

Xu Xiaobai pulled up his trousers and came out, and saw Zhou Qingyan standing still, his face was burning hot, but fortunately, he couldn't see his face turned red in the middle of the night: "You are so fast, um, I am a little slow. "

Zhou Qingyan hummed: "I'm thinking about something." Xu Xiaobai was white and tender, with red marks drawn by corn leaves on his arms and legs, Zhou Qingyan squatted down: "Come up, we're going home."

Looking at the male god's broad back, Xu Xiaobai felt as if the autumn corn was ripe, and the grains were filled with corn syrup. He lay on the male god's back and hugged the male god's neck.Zhou Qingyan held onto his knees and carried Xu Xiaobai on his back, Xu Xiaobai was very light.

Xu Xiaobai slapped himself hard on the forehead on the male god's back, making a crisp sound. At that time, it was just like what Chang Xuan said, he was a bit obsessed, and it wasn't that he couldn't walk, but anyway, he was sent to lie on it up.

But the back of the male god is wide and comfortable.Xu Xiaobai asked: "What were you thinking just now?"

The slender green corn leaves made way for Zhou Qingyan silently, and Zhou Qingyan walked forward: "I'm thinking about splitting the tail."

Xu Xiaobai looked into the distance: "Can you tell me about the tail splitting? It's okay if you don't, I just want to chat." Although Xu Xiaobai couldn't see anything clearly, Xu Xiaobai knew how to walk through this cornfield. After that, there is a big road.

But this cornfield is huge.

Zhou Qingyan replied to him: "Picking the tail requires a fast enough knife and good enough technique. I don't know what else is probably needed. It's just that only one in a thousand survived."

Xu Xiaobai remembered the male god's knife technique for slicing fish fillets: "I think your knife is very fast, very fast, can't you?" Zhou Qingyan nodded: "No, this is a mechanic's work, so it needs to be very fast."

Tail hacking, from the beginning of its creation, maybe some people will never have the opportunity to hack the tail of a merman or snake in their life, and some people may have the opportunity, but they have never succeeded, so this kind of business can only be a kind of The legend, the more it is passed on, the more evil it becomes.

Zhou Qingyan clearly knows that there is only one person in this world who can do the technical job of tail splitting.

They had already walked through half of the cornfield, Xu Xiaobai said, "I'm also thinking about something."

Zhou Qingyan followed his tone and asked: "What are you thinking about?" Xu Xiaobai sighed: "Although the story of the Merman is different from that of Chang Xuan, I think it is the same."

Zhou Qingyan couldn't help but want to laugh when he heard the slight sadness in his tone: "So?"

Xu Xiaobai's tone was very firm: "I think if I were Chang Xuan, the result would be different. I don't care about anything. I like a person and just want to be with him." After Xu Xiaobai finished speaking, Wei Wei regretted it, God , What did I just say, will the male god think that I have no sense of responsibility, no ambition or something.

Zhou Qingyan laughed out loud: "Yes, I believe, this is also very good, really, very good." They finally walked on the main road, Xu Xiaobai's cell phone turned on, and the time display was past one o'clock in the morning.

There are very few cars now, seeing that neither of them dared to stop, Xu Xiaobai almost wanted to go back, so the male god stopped a car and sent them back along the way.

Sure enough, it started to rain, at first it was just a thin drizzle, making a tick-tock sound on the grape leaves, and the perilla leaves were crooked by the light raindrops.Zhou Qingyan looked at the rain outside, went to the yard, pulled out the twigs that had been planted, rinsed them under tap water, returned to the house and threw them into the small fish tank.

Little Blue Fish saw his little friend come back, and touched the white beard growing on the twig with his head.

Zhou Qingyan turned on the TV, and it was broadcasting the morning news of the local TV station. There was a person in it who was quite terrified and said to the reporter: "I'm on the side of Dongji Bridge, so, I stopped for no reason and pulled two people. I started to see the road. I was quite scared of the two people standing on the side, and then I didn’t know anything. When I woke up, I was already in the city. It was completely reversed. I was going out of the city. What does it look like?"

Obviously, the driver wanted to say a few more words, but was quickly interrupted by the reporter. The reporter reminded the drivers: "Fortunately, the life and property of this driver friend did not suffer any loss. Here, the TV station wants to remind everyone to drive at night Drivers, this may be a new drug used by criminals, you must be careful when driving at night, and do not stop for strangers."

After Zhou Qingyan finished reading the morning news, he heard the sound of the rain getting louder.There was the sound of parking outside. Ms. Miao walked in carrying a huge hiking bag and two large woven bags. She looked at the dirt on her high heels, but didn't dare to go in immediately: "Sir."

Zhou Qingyan nodded, opened the door, and Ms. Miao walked in: "Where do you keep your things, sir?"

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the ground: "Put it on the ground." Ms. Miao put the two big woven bags on the ground, unloaded the mountaineering bag, and put them together: "Sir, I tied them to the tree in the backyard for you." , where is Mr. Xiao?"

Zhou Qingyan pointed to Xu Xiaobai's room: "Still sleeping."

Ms. Miao stroked her big waves and summoned up her courage: "Sir, Lao Ba is still outside, why don't you talk to him, then what, I brought him to the door, I, I'll leave first." After the young lady finished speaking, her ten-inch high-heeled shoes moved quickly, and she didn't dare to go through the door. She darted out of the window, climbed up the wall, turned over and disappeared.

Hanba was standing outside the door.The rain was getting heavier and heavier, and Zhou Qingyan saw that the pumpkin growing on the ground was almost submerged in water, the new buds on the pumpkin were dirty from the rain, and the small pumpkin on the mother flower was soaked in water.This time Xu Xiaobai couldn't eat the pumpkin flower omelette again.

Zhou Qingyan opened the door.Hanba's body was dry, not wet at all.

Where there is a drought mango, there should be a severe drought in the world. Fortunately, Chang Xuan, the drought mango, can control himself very well, and there has never been a severe drought.In fact, it happened once in the early years. Chang Xuan remembered that year, 1920, when there was a severe drought, and he could not fully control himself at that time.

Zhou Qingyan sat on the sofa, and Lao Ba sat opposite him.

Lao Ba spoke for a long time: "Sir."

Zhou Qingyan nodded: "I know what Chang Xuan wants to say."

Lao Ba said: "If you can't do it, then there is no capable person in this world."

Zhou Qingyan knocked on the coffee table in front of him: "I can't, it's not that others can't."

Lao Ba suddenly raised his head: "Please tell me clearly, sir."

Zhou Qingyan looked directly at Lao Ba.Lao Ba looked into the eyes of Mr., and his whole body was stiff and unable to move, as if returning to the feeling when he just regained consciousness after death, lying in the dark underground. Thoughts are alive, people are dead, and stiff.Lao Ba heard Mr. say: "I want to eat your meat too much, because the taste is not very good, and I don't need your soul, because it is useless. If one day, I need you to completely abandon the place where you are still human, You have to."

Lao Ba's chest rose and fell, and after 5 minutes, he said, "Sir, I am willing."

Zhou Qingyan retracted his gaze and saw that the pumpkin had been completely submerged by the heavy rain, with only a little green leaves left outside. He said, "Then it's a deal."

Xu Xiaobai woke up 10 minutes later and saw Zhou Qingyan squatting on the ground looking through things.There are two large woven bags and a large hiking bag on the ground.

The male god had already opened the woven bag and the hiking bag, and took out a lot of bottles and cans from them.Xu Xiaobai also squatted next to the male god, holding a water glass: "It's raining so hard, I'm wearing earplugs and blindfolds, but I didn't hear it. Is this Ms. Miao coming over? There are so many good things."

Zhou Qingyan classified things by style, pointed to wheat paste, shrimp paste, sour bamboo shoots and sour fish, Jinhua ham, and bacon, and said: "You put these in the kitchen, I will carry the rice in, and we will open the rest to see." .”

Xu Xiaobai nodded, drank the water in the cup, put the water cup on the coffee table, picked up the big pot and small bottle, and the male god carried the rice into the kitchen together.

Zhou Qingyan moved his nose and pulled all the fresh seafood out of the pile.Although Lao Ba looks like a rough guy, he is also very meticulous in his work.River fresh seafood was sorted into different categories and packed in several boxes made of unknown materials. After a shake, there was still water in it. Xu Xiaobai opened it to have a look, and found that the fish, shrimp and crab inside were all alive.Xu Xiaobai dragged the boxes one by one to the kitchen.

When I dragged it, I only felt that the material of the box was delicate, and it should be a kind of jade.

The rest is fun.Zhou Qingyan folded two large woven bags, and Xu Xiaobai picked up the interesting ones in it and flipped through them. He picked up a bag and opened it, and there were drops of pink amber-like things inside, and Xu Xiaobai poured out one in his hand. : "Is this the rouge tears of the 500-year-old peach demon? This is peach gum, isn't peach gum yellow?"

Zhou Qingyan folded the bag squarely: "The peach tree that becomes a demon is different. It is good to stew with sweet-scented osmanthus. It is very good. It is good to eat the skin twice." Go together: "When I see Ms. Miao someday, ask her to return the bag and bag to the shopkeeper."

Xu Xiaobai nodded, Zhou Qingyan went to clean up the rest with Xu Xiaobai, he pointed to the one on the ground and said: "This corpse oil ecstasy ointment, eight-treasure glazed coral tree, and soul-returning incense are all useless, you can throw them in the cabinet , the Buddha crown and golden dome remain."

Xu Xiaobai carried it away according to the instructions of the male god, and threw it into the big wardrobe in the living room.

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the rest: "Put the white jade red bead ginseng and Tai Sui meat under the tea table."

Xu Xiaobai picked out white jade, red beads, ginseng and Tai Sui meat and put them under the tea table.

Zhou Qingyan bent down and picked up the remaining big cardboard box: "I'm going to pack the tea leaves, can you cook some food, I'm a little hungry, can I eat slippery fish, it smells good."

Xu Xiaobai nodded, and after a while poked his head out from the kitchen: "Is the slippery fish something that looks like an eel?" Zhou Qingyan was filling the tea box with tea: "It's that one."

Xu Xiaobai completely unfolded the eel method to the ten-jin slippery fish.Braised fish slices in braised sauce, garlic fried fish slices, eggplant fried fish slices, fried fish slices in soy sauce, steamed fish slices, and finally a pot of smooth fish porridge.

Carrying out plate after plate, Xu Xiaobai and the male god ate a whole ten catties of fish, a large pot of porridge, and a large rice cooker.The rice steamed from Northeast Fragrant Rice is crystal clear one by one, round and cute in appearance, and it tastes wonderful. What is the aroma of rice? It is nature, the taste, the exclamation of water, and the instant satisfaction after eating it. .Xu Xiaobai felt that he could eat two big bowls of rice without any side dishes.

Not to mention the taste of slippery fish is also great!Slippery fish has only one backbone, and the rest of the spine is meat.The meat is delicious, firm, not tender enough, not smooth enough, but it is very chewy, with a trace, full of juice, and tasty!

Xu Xiaobai ate two and a half bowls of rice, burped, and collapsed on the sofa unwilling to move.The male god was in charge of washing the pots and dishes, and washed them clean. By the way, he reminisced about the fish just now. After eating such a low-level monster, he felt very satisfied. How long has it been since he was full?

The male god made two cups of tea, one for Xu Xiaobai and one for himself.The two of them nestled on the sofa and talked about things while drinking tea.

The teacup is a transparent glass teacup. When the green tea is brewed, a lush green forest grows in the teacup, and a few small fish are hidden in this lush green forest.Xu Xiaobai shook the cup, the green mist in the cup dissipated, in the clear tea soup, all the small fishes were all head up, tail down, mouths slightly open, eyes wide open, like spirits.

But Xu Xiaobai didn't dare to drink, he raised his head and asked Zhou Qingyan: "Are these fish alive?"

Zhou Qingyan took a sip of tea: "It's dried qin fish, not live, don't be afraid."

It looked like it was alive.The tea is clear, and the fish is fishy. Now that these two things are put together, it is impossible to imagine what kind of taste it is.Xu Xiaobai carefully took a small sip, eh!delicious!

He just pressed the tip of his tongue down a little bit, and he felt a mellow and fragrant taste, without any fishy smell, and the tea fragrance was even stronger!

Very odd.

Xu Xiaobai drank a large cup of tea, saw the male god fish out the small dried fish and chewed it, he also took out one and chewed it.The dried fish soaked in tea is sweet and salty, and it is also delicious!

Xu Xiaobai chewed the dried fish and asked: "Is this also a kind of monster, from Shan Hai Jing?" After Zhou Qingyan finished chewing the dried fish, he poured another cup of tea: "No, this is from Qingaohe." By the way, he also gave Xu Xiaobai Pour a glass: "Just now Chang Xuan also came, I promised to give the shark tail."

Xu Xiaobai was dumbfounded: "We are not technical workers, is it too late to go to Lanxiang and New Oriental to learn technology?" Then he remembered: "Should we go to Lanxiang to learn mining or go to New Oriental to learn cooking?"

Zhou Qingyan bluntly clinked glasses with Xu Xiaobai: "I can't do it, but there is a person who has studied in New Oriental for several years, and his skills are superb. He is the same as Lan Xiang's graduate."

Xu Xiaobai guessed: "Handsome Mr. Zhao?" No matter how you look at it, Mr. Shuai should have graduated from a Buddhist academy!

Zhou Qingyan shook his head: "Master Chef."

Xu Xiaobai could no longer remember the appearance of Director Pao, but he still had a slight impression, and had seen him once at the autopsy office of the Demon Supervision Office.

Pao Ding Jie Niu, the speed of Pao Ding's sword, the skill of the technique is unmatched in the world.Maybe there were people who once had superb sword skills, but with the passage of time, they gradually disappeared. Whether it was the masters of sword skills in the past or the tail splitters, they are no longer there.Pao Ding's knife skills are constantly improving along with the long river of time, and there are always some people in the world who will have some adventures.

Zhou Qingyan said to Xu Xiaobai: "Director Pao's name is Pao Ding, Pao Ding, Pao Ding, Pao Ding." Xu Xiaobai felt that he had received a lot of stimulation this morning. Is Pao Ding an old man who has lived to this day?Xu Xiaobai covered his eyes: "God, I must have not woken up, am I still in a dream?"

Zhou Qingyan raised his finger and slapped Xu Xiaobai's forehead, Xu Xiaobai's forehead hurt a little.The male god said: "Okay, I'm awake now." Xu Xiaobai put his hand down: "Then what should we do, go directly to the chief chef and tell you to chop your tail!" Don't be ridiculous, you will be regarded as a snake spirit Sick, he asked the male god the most crucial question: "How is your relationship with Chief Cook?"

The male god shook his head: "I don't know Director Pao at all."

Xu Xiaobai felt that the white hair that he was worried about the male god would grow out: "Then what should I do?"

Zhou Qingyan thought about it carefully, and said sincerely: "Let's give a gift, but you have to give it to me. I am a civil servant in the country, and I will be fired if I give a gift. Get ready, let's start with Team Leader Zhao." The male god pointed to the golden crown of the Buddha crown left behind: "This is the most suitable for him, Team Leader Zhao and the chef know each other."

Xu Xiaobai thinks this idea is okay.

Xu Xiaobai embraced the pillow and began to think about the recipe. Mr. Zhao does not eat meat, and the premise of giving gifts is to treat guests, so what should be done to treat them.I heard that the handsome Mr. Zhao will be drawn out by the Buddha light on his head when he eats meat. Actually, I really want to see it!

The male god suddenly approached, his dark red hair flashed past Xu Xiaobai's eyes, and finally the tip of his nose faced Xu Xiaobai's.Xu Xiaobai stared wide-eyed, he saw the male god's eyelashes blinking one by one, his thoughts were in a mess, the male god's skin is really good, there is no blemish at all, is he going to kiss me, I should shut up Eyes, my God, the nostrils are so hot, it must be nosebleeds!

The bright red blood fell on Xu Xiaobai's white linen shorts, which was particularly conspicuous.

Zhou Qingyan stretched out one hand and pinched Xu Xiaobai's nose: "You have a nosebleed." He took a tea leaf from Xu Xiaobai's face with the other hand: "The tea leaves are hanging on your face, I want to help you take it off .”

Xu Xiaobai quickly took the paper on the coffee table, motioned for the male god to let go, he stood up, and ran towards the bathroom: "I'll go wash it."

The aroma of blood.Like a fragrant flower, it covers up all the smells and smells around it, leaving only the smell of Xu Xiaobai's blood.

Zhou Qingyan raised his hand, there was Xu Xiaobai's blood on his hand, the blood meandered along Zhou Qingyan's fingers, and condensed into a drop of blood on his palm.