Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai walked over, stayed away from the mermaid, and asked the male god: "Why did it come back?" Zhou Qingyan stood up: "It must have lost its way, maybe it was affected by some sound wave signal, and it came back again. That's what the tech channel said."

Xu Xiaobai believed the male god's words, he almost died in the hands of this merman just now, seeing this merman felt uncomfortable.This guy could be sent to the police for murder or something, but it's a fish.Xu Xiaobai was very helpless, he didn't know what to do with this fish.

The shark didn't seem to mind his act of drowning Xu Xiaobai just now, and smiled at Xu Xiaobai: "It's a pity that I didn't have the chance to taste your meat, it must be delicious, your blood is so fragrant." Its mouth showed fine and sharp teeth, grinding its teeth towards Xu Xiaobai.

This shark is provocative.It looked at Zhou Qingyan proudly.Zhou Qingyan didn't respond at all, only fools responded to a fish's provocation.Xu Xiaobai felt that the character of this mermaid was really bad, and thought that all big monsters were as good-tempered as Lord Baling, so he always thought too well.

Zhou Qingyan carried the glass box from the river bank, and the seawater in the box was already empty.Zhou Qingyan scooped up half a box of water from the Jumu River and threw the shark into the glass box.

Xu Xiaobai followed behind the male god. The reeds grew very tall and swayed from side to side when the wind blew, swaying neatly to and fro.Xu Xiaobai grabbed a reed leaf and held it in his hand, pinching it repeatedly.He asked the male god worriedly: "Are we really going to take it back?" The male god looked back at Xu Xiaobai, and took the reed leaf that he was pinching back and forth: "Let's take it back to soak In plain water, don't sprinkle salt on it."

Can boiled water become a weapon without salt?Xu Xiaobai said: "Soaked in boiled water, it is still a ferocious mermaid, it can eat people." Zhou Qingyan smoothed out the reed leaves that he took from Xu Xiaobai's hands, put them to his lips and blew a tune.

Xu Xiaobai was fascinated by listening, the music was simple and atmospheric, Xu Xiaobai seemed to see the vast sea, the boundless sky, the boundless snow field, the free fish, the growing flowers, everything was beautiful and moving.Xu Xiaobai asked from behind: "What song is this? It's really nice. Is it Moonlight Night on the Spring River?"

After Zhou Qingyan finished playing the tune, he shook his head: "It's a leisurely excursion." Many, many years ago, Mr. Kun was still a big fish, and the area exposed on his back was like an island.In fact, Mr. Kun can transform into a very elegant human being, but he likes the feeling of being immersed in the sea. In Mr. Kun’s own words, he feels that every part of his body is alive and full of vitality when soaked in water.

Zhou Qingyan built a house on Mr. Kun's back, which sinks and floats with the sea every day.People at that time were not like people today, they were easy to make a fuss about everything they saw. They were used to seeing life, seeing death, seeing foxes who became spirits, peonies who became demons, and they were prone to have romantic dreams with monsters.

Mr. Kun swam a little closer to the shore, and a child was very happy when he saw such a big fish, and shouted to Zhou Qingyan on Mr. Kun's back from a long distance: "What kind of fish is this, why is it so big?" Eat and drink The contented Zhou Qingyan was in a good mood, and happily answered the child's question: "This is a kun. In the future, it will become a huge bird called Peng, which will fly to a very high place in the sky."

Mr. Kun returned to this place many years later, only to know that there is a piece of music called Xiaoyaoyou, and an article also called Xiaoyaoyou.Xu Xiaobai nodded: "So there is a song called Xiaoyaoyou. I learned Zhuangzi's Xiaoyaoyou when I was in high school, but I forgot it."

Zhou Qingyan threw the reed leaf in his hand into the river: "Xiaoyaoyou is a love letter written by a child to Kunpeng. What you have learned and what I know may be the same one."

The good-sounding getaway slightly lessened the shadow of Xu Xiaobai's horrible experience. They got on the bus, because the glass box was huge, and the male god and Xu Xiaobai took the bus with fewer people at noon, and the box occupied the seats of several people. , so I added six yuan for the ticket.

When he got home, the male god moved the large watermelon jar in the courtyard to the tap water, filled it with a large tub of tap water, and moved it back to the corner of the courtyard.Xu Xiaobai looked at the big vat of water: "Throw that mermaid in here, just put it in the yard openly?"

Zhou Qingyan brought over the stained glass box containing the merman: "We put it in boiled water. The merman loves beauty the most. Boiled water will make its scales fall off, its skin will shrink and dry, and it will make it ugly. .”

God's move!Xu Xiaobai couldn't help laughing: "Is this revenge for me?" The male god took the shark out of the glass box and threw it into the big vat, the splash was high: "Are you satisfied with this way of revenge?" , I think it's pretty good, a mermaid will turn into an ugly dried fish after a few months!"

Xu Xiaobai looked at the lips of the male god, and felt that the lips of the male god were extremely sexy, and they were naturally suitable for kissing others.Seeing the little whirlpool that appeared at the corner of the male god's mouth when he spoke, Xu Xiaobai really wanted to rush over and give him a kiss.Unable to control himself, Xu Xiaobai pinched the bridge of his nose and covered his eyes: "Great, this idea, even an ugly dried fish must be unpalatable."

Xu Xiaobai ran back to the room.The merman in the corner behind him sank his whole body in the big vat, only poked out half of his head, looked at the direction Xu Xiaobai threw away, and sneered.

Zhou Qingyan glanced at the shark in the water and turned to leave.After three hours, all kinds of harmful substances in the tap water will take effect. The sharks are fierce, but they are also very delicate creatures. They only live in the pure deep sea.

Xu Xiaobai was so excited that he couldn't sleep at night, he kissed the male god today!He took out his mobile phone and showed off in Moments: I kissed a male god today!real.

Immediately below, there was a series of exclamation marks, and a sentence was inserted in the middle: Don't be ridiculous, Xu Ruanruan, did you see the artificial respiration of the male god who couldn't breathe?

Then the wind direction immediately changed: artificial respiration + 10000, artificial respiration + 10086, artificial respiration + mobile phone number, artificial respiration + ID number...

The friends in the circle of friends have a certain degree of truth.Xu Xiaobai was so excited and hit all night, he turned off his phone and went to sleep.The merman was still in the corner for several days, no one thought of it.The merman didn't make a sound either, he couldn't hear its singing, he couldn't hear its tail slapping the water, if it wasn't for the fact that sometimes he could see half of its head sticking out of the water, Xu Xiaobai thought the merman was dead .

Because the landlady entrusted the relationship, the transfer procedures were quickly completed. Xu Xiaobai followed the male god to get back the real estate certificate. He didn't dare to open it in his hand, and he didn't know what was going on in his heart. Anyway, he was entangled. .

Zhou Qingyan pushed the electric car to the carport in the backyard, and when he came back, he saw Xu Xiaobai sitting under the vine holding the real estate certificate, pinching the young leaves on the vine, with a look on his face that I was very conflicted.Zhou Qingyan sat next to him: "There are two people's names written on it, and I paid a little more money, do you think it's okay?"

Xu Xiaobai's eyes lit up: "Really, the names of two people." He had the courage to open the real estate certificate, and there were indeed two people's names on it, Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan.

Sweetness came out of Xu Xiaobai's heart, and he kissed the real estate certificate, feeling like he was kissing the face of a male god.After kissing, I thought of Zhang Wazi in my heart. It has been two months and Master still has no news. Xu Xiaobai discussed with the male god: "I miss Master very much. I haven't heard from him for a long time. If Master knows that we bought the house Yes, that's great."

Zhou Qingyan twitched his fingers. He was very uncertain about Comrade Zhang Wazi's news. The organization was also looking for it, but so far there was no news.Is it dead?

Zhou Qingyan changed the subject: "Let's go take a look at that mermaid, and see if it has turned into a dried fish."

Xu Xiaobai followed the male god and approached the big vat, there was a layer of black scales floating on the top of the big vat, and there were bloodstains floating there, the color of the scales was dull and dark, completely different from the first time I saw these scales, At that time, these scales were dark and saturated.The merman's hair is also falling off, floating in strands in the fish tank, and if it continues to soak in the boiled water, this beautiful merman will become bald like Mr. Qiankun Zhao.

Zhou Qingyan stood aside indifferently, while the merman came out of the water and leaned against the big tank.Xu Xiaobai noticed that the skin on the merman's face began to crack, and faint blood oozes out. The condition of the whole fish is very bad, but the attitude is still the same bad and arrogant: "Mr. came to see me, but unfortunately I can't Sing a song to Mister, because Mister cut off my singing voice, why, am I satisfied with the way I am now?" Its sharp nails scratched the edge of the vat and made a prickling sound, leaning its head against the vat Up: "Forget it, sir, can I have a betel nut and a cigarette by the way, one betel nut and one cigarette, and we will have a free shot. The betel nut girls standing on the street are not so cheap."

It doesn't care what it looks like at all, Zhou Qingyan is sure."You can't survive more than a week in water like this," he said.

Xu Xiaobai also felt it, this mermaid doesn't care about anything.Maybe it has something to care about, but it is not afraid of Mr., not afraid of death, not afraid of ugliness, it looks obscene and fierce.

This is a really weird fish.

The merman laughed a few times: "Sir, the most important thing is the taste of the food. If you don't eat me now, are you waiting for me to turn into a dried fish and cook it in soup?" Its long nails scratched and clicked on the tank.

Zhou Qingyan looked at Xu Xiaobai disappointedly, and Xu Xiaobai looked at the male god.Back in the house, Zhou Qingyan went to the refrigerator to take out two bottles of fruit juice. The weather was very hot and half cloudy and half sunny. I just went out and stood in the yard for a while to talk to the shark. .

Xu Xiaobai took the fruit juice handed over by the male god, and drank it with hawthorn.Recently, the male god fell in love with this kind of juice, and brought boxes of it back from the supermarket.The juice is packed in a transparent glass bottle, pink and red, and the hawthorn pulp rises and falls with the bottle, appearing and disappearing from time to time, and it is cold, viscous, smooth, sweet and sour juice in the refrigerator. Going down, the whole person is liberated from the sweltering weather.

The male god finished drinking a bottle and put the empty bottle on the coffee table.Xu Xiaobai just drank half of that bottle, he looked at the male god's empty bottle: "Do you want another bottle, I'll get it."

The male god thought about it: "Then let's have another bottle." Xu Xiaobai went to the refrigerator and took out another bottle, and handed it to the male god.When the male god drank the hawthorn drink, Xu Xiaobai asked: "Are all mermaids with this kind of personality? I'm a bit tired of my life, and no one is afraid of the second disease."

The male god drank half of the bottle, and sighed comfortably: "It is an exception. Although the mermaids are ferocious, the commonality is that they love beauty. They like their own beauty, and they also like beautiful men and women." man woman.

Xu Xiaobai snorted, sell it quickly, this mermaid is going to die quickly.Although it's a bit annoying, this mermaid can die somewhere else, at least it's alive when it's here.

Xu Xiaobai waited for the male god to finish drinking the juice, and then stood up: "Let's go and see if there is any business. If we can really sell this mermaid, then sell it quickly, or we will die."

Zhou Qingyan turned the glass bottle in a circle and put it on the coffee table: "The dead ones can be sold as meat." Xu Xiaobai imagined the scene of selling shark meat in this small building, and thought it was better to forget it.

He pulled up the male god and walked towards the computer: "It's better to work."

Xu Xiaobai sat at the computer desk, logged into the mailbox, and there were four unread emails in it.

Zhou Qingyan stood behind him and watched Xu Xiaobai click on the first letter. The sender used the official account, Lichunyuan.Write: I heard that Mr. has sold a merman, and he is willing to exchange it with two villas within the third ring road of Kyoto, a golf course, and a nightclub. I wonder if Mr. is interested?

Lichun Courtyard!Xu Xiaobai pointed at these three words, is that what I think?Zhou Qingyan also looked at those three words. For thousands of years, the name of this store has not changed, nor has the line of business changed.Zhou Qingyan said: "Go ahead and read the next one."

The next one is an advertisement for Ping An Insurance.Then open the next one, sender: The owner of the flagship store of Tiangou.com.Write: Sir, without further ado, there are five treasures of the town store, Huihun incense, corpse oil ecstasy ointment, eight-treasure glazed coral tree, Buddha crown and golden crown, white jade and red beads and ginseng, in addition, there are ten slippery fish. Jin, there are eight ounces of Tai Sui meat, and there is only one crocodile. They are all delicious. I intend to exchange them with mermaids. I just want to ask sir, can you tell me the body shape of this mermaid first.

Ten catties of slippery fish, eight taels of Tai Sui meat, and even a single one of them are delicious.