Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai carried his bank card and squeezed Zhou Qingyan onto the bus. The air conditioner of this bus broke down and hadn't been repaired. Fortunately, there were not many people today, but it was also strangely hot. Xu Xiaobai felt that he was just like Wiping the sweat on his forehead like entering a toaster box, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but look in Zhou Qingyan's direction.

Maybe it's cooler over there.Zhou Qingyan sat by the window, not sweating at all.Xu Xiaobai probed his hand, there was obviously no wind in the window, his back was wet with sweat, and the large water marks hanging on his vest were ugly.

Xu Xiaobai took out his mobile phone and decided to divert his attention by reading some gossip.Opening the mobile phone webpage, the first news message on the mobile phone was really funny, Xu Xiaobai started to laugh while holding the mobile phone, and patted the shoulder of Zhou Qingyan who was sitting next to him: "Look at it, it's so funny."

Zhou Qingyan leaned his head back, Xu Xiaobai opened the message, and read according to the title: "Underwater monster found in Jumu River, Zhuocheng City." Xu Xiaobai pulled down and saw a few particularly blurry photos, the monster's figure was also quite blurry, Can't tell what it looks like.Xu Xiaobai smiled while watching.Zhou Qingyan stared at the blurry photos.

Xu Xiaobai smiled to himself, and hurriedly said: "I'm just laughing, where did the underwater monsters come from in a place as big as ours, I used to swim in that river when I was young, and I never saw any underwater monsters. "

Zhou Qingyan summed up the image of the monster: "Like a cow."

Xu Xiaobai took a closer look, he really looked like a cow, but the cow's tail was not that big, it looked a bit like a PS.

Xu Xiaobai read this information as if it were a joke.The banks of the Jumu River are covered with high-rise buildings, and the housing prices are surprisingly high. It is said that it is a room with a water view. Xu Xiaobai went there to eat grilled fish for a while. When the community on the Jumu River was newly built, he forgot the smell of fish.

But I remember the advertisement of this store very clearly. This store is very creative to make a fish-shaped flashing light on the wall of the whole building. At night, the flashing fish looks very beautiful when it shakes its head and tail.

After reading this information, wait for a while and get off at the station.Xu Xiaobai first led Zhou Qingyan to a barber shop he often went to. On weekdays, when he came, his hair was cut by interns, either fifteen or twenty.

But today is to cut the male god's hair, and the male god must complete the counterattack to kill Matt.Xu Xiaobai said generously: "Can you invite your most expensive hair director, we need a haircut." Today I want to give the male god a 200 yuan haircut.

While waiting for Zhou Qingyan's haircut, Xu Xiaobai took advantage of the barber shop's wifi to log onto Moments, and saw that there were already four or five comments on his Weibo last night.

Xu Xiaobai looked up at Zhou Qingyan, and saw that the 200 yuan haircut fee had already taken effect. Under the hands of the chief barber, the male god had already shown his face like the leader of the demon sect that made people want to worship.

Xu Xiaobai took a photo secretly with his mobile phone, and then uploaded it: Come and bow down to me to kill Matt, the leader of the male god.

Immediately replies flooded in, Xu Xiaobai has never been so proud of his circle of friends, more than 50 comments Xu Xiaobai felt that he could not understand it, and No.1 was screaming: Is there any need for a vice-leader in my Shamat sect, please? Promise with your body.

The second person immediately attacked personally: Your good looks are not worthy of joining my Shamate Cult. May I ask if my Shamate Cult still lacks the wife of the leader?Ask for a pillow seat recommendation.

The third person immediately attacked the second reply: Is it possible for you to do the madam of the leader? May I ask if I want to kill the leader of the Matt religion, take off my clothes, take off my shoes, take a shower, and take care of someone who is sleeping. "

Everyone's comments increased to more than 50 amid mutual attacks.

Ever since the appearance of the male god's side face, everyone has been kneeling and licking, expressing their desire to join the Shamat Sect, a demon cult organization.

Xu Xiaobai was having fun, seeing that after the 200 yuan hair was completed, the appearance of the male god soared to a new peak, and felt that it was worth spending another 200 yuan.The hairstyle has changed, and the temperament of the male god has completely changed. After the dark red hair is cut, it has a special taste. With the male god's face, he looks a bit like an emperor in the middle of the night.

The emperor's clothes are a bit shabby.Xu Xiaobai gritted his teeth and decided to make Zhou Qingyan reborn. After shopping for clothes, Xu Xiaobai's hands were trembling when he swiped his card. This month's salary was almost spent, and next month the master will pay him more than half a month's salary. What about the month?Xu Xiaobai carried the big and small bags in his hand, and couldn't help turning his head to look at Zhou Qingyan, who looked brand new. The male god is so good at eating, if the master doesn't come back next month, what will he eat?

Zhou Qingyan didn't have time to pay attention to Xu Xiaobai's troubles now. He moved his nose. It was the smell of meat, with the smell of oil, which was transmitted from the air molecules. Although the smell of the meat was not very fresh, the quality of the meat was not good. It's mixed, but it doesn't prevent it from being meat.Except for the few roast chickens eaten at Xu Xiaobai's house, since Zhang Wazi deducted his wages, he hasn't eaten meat.

I have never eaten meat happily.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the signboard of the Korean barbecue restaurant, which said 48 yuan per person, and you can eat barbecue as you like.

He said to Xu Xiaobai: "Let's go eat barbecue, I'll treat you." The male god took out two red bills from his pocket and said sincerely: "Thank you, I have never felt so happy."

The male god's Nokia mobile phone beeped twice. Zhou Qingyan took out his mobile phone to check. It was a text message without a number displayed: Comrade Yiyizhuan, Comrade Zhang Wazi has been out of contact with the organization for more than two weeks. According to the organization's regulations, it takes two weeks to lose contact. The superior knows that we are reporting to the higher authorities. At the same time, because Comrade Zhang Wazi has lost contact, you will take over the security issues in his area. At present, a group of monsters of unknown species have sneaked into your area, and there have been serious incidents. I hope you can act as soon as possible, and the task will be sent in the form of pictures. "

Only two beeps were heard again.Display on the phone: You have a new message.

His old Nokia MMS could not be downloaded at all.

Zhou Qingyan replied to the leader of the Demon Supervision Office: the mobile version is not supported, please ask for financial support.He put his phone in his pocket, nothing could stop the male god from eating meat.

Zhou Qingyan took Xu Xiaobai's hand and went straight to the Korean barbecue restaurant.Xu Xiaobai's face was red, and he was holding hands with the male god, the male god's hands are really big, hey, now I think Zhang Zhen can be ranked second in my male god.

Zhou Qingyan put the two red tickets on the counter: "Two people." The counter lady collected the money and changed: "The deposit is ten yuan per person, and the dining time is two hours." After speaking, he handed Zhou Qingyan two small white tickets.