Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Mr. Luan turned over his own bowl, and took a look at Mr. Kun's bowl. Mr. Kun's bowl was already dirty, and Lu Wu's bowl was also dirty, so Mr. Luan reached out and took the bowls of Manman and Xu Xiaobai. Take it over and turn it over on the table as well.Mr. Luan made the musical instrument himself, tapped the wine bottle with his chopsticks, and began to sing.

Xu Xiaobai couldn't understand what Mr. Luan was singing, but Mr. Luan's voice was very pleasant. It was the remaining white snow in January, the bright glacier in February, the grass sprouts in early March, and the ding-dong in April. The spring water is the green leaves in May, the gorgeous mountain flowers in June, the melodious chirping of cicadas in July, the green fruits on the branches in August, the smell of incense burners in September, the yellow ginkgo in October, and the The feathers of the birds in November are the warm wine on the stove in December.

Everything is natural, and it brings beauty and happiness to people's hearts. Isn't singing like this, isn't it supposed to make people feel peaceful, beautiful and happy?

Mr. Luan must have a very high level of musical attainment, but simple bowls and chopsticks and wine bottles allow him to knock out nice music. It seems that what is under his chopsticks is not a bowl or Erguotou wine bottle, but a clock or a Qin is a drum, a pipa, and a harp.

Manman who stood up also sat down, quietly listening to Mr. Luan singing.

Xu Xiaobai softly asked the male god: "What is he singing?"

After Mr. Luan sang a sentence, Zhou Qingyan translated a sentence: "The mountain is quite high, and there are still some white clouds floating on it."

After Mr. Luan sang another sentence, the male god continued: "Brother, I can kill a tank of wine, and I am the best in the world."

Mr. Luan continued to sing, and the male god also translated: "If you don't believe me, if you compare with me, I will drink you to death."

Mr. Luan sang again, and the male god said: "There is a tall tree next to it, but it is a dwarf compared to me."

Mr. Luan sang, and the male god continued: "The faces of monsters are quite big, and the sky and the earth can't hold them."

Lu Wu couldn't listen to the male god's translation at first. He coughed, tried not to disturb Mr. Luan's singing, and said in a low voice: "Sir, isn't Mr. Luan singing Weishanxi, Baiyunfu? Drinking, swallowing the river, spreading the feathers, drinking with the king, I am alone, looking at the high mountains, lush forests, in my chest, my eyes, looking at the world."

Mr. Kun rolled his eyes. Although he is as boring as Mr., he also thinks Mr.'s translation is not very good.

Zhou Qingyan also told Lu Wu in a low voice: "Is what I said different from what you said?"

The meaning is the same, but the mood is different.Lu Wu corrected Mr.: "I think Mr. Luan's singing is more beautiful."

Xu Xiaobai listened to the original text, and then listened to the male god's translation, and couldn't help laughing out loud. Mr. Luan's is really good, but the male god's translation is also quite talented.He smiled and patted the male god's waist secretly, and praised in a low voice: "It's very good, you translated it, um, how should I put it, it has a special taste, in short, the style of you and Mr. Luan is A scholar meets a soldier."

The male god asked back: "I am a scholar?"

Xu Xiaobai picked up a Swiss meatball for him: "You are a soldier."

The male god ate the Swiss meatballs, and felt that it is better to eat meatballs without seasoning.He said to Xu Xiaobai: "Mr. Luan's singing still needs to be listened to, whether you understand it or not." Because Mr. Luan's singing has its own Fulu blessing system, there is no harm in listening to it.

Mr. Luan is a close relative of the phoenix, a symbol of auspiciousness.He has five notes since he was born, which is very beautiful. He is a musician and dancer by nature, and he is better than Phoenix in terms of music and dance.Once, Mr. Luan was attracted by the wonderful music in the world, and once danced a dance in front of the Yellow Emperor. He just liked the music so much that he couldn't help but sing and dance with the music at that time.

As a result, there are many more records about Mr. Luan in the records of later generations.

After finishing the song, Mr. Luan bowed slightly, and then cupped his fists: "I'm showing my ugliness, I'm showing my ugliness. I can dance for everyone at such a happy moment. If I'm too lame, forget it." Mr. Luan pointed Start the wine and drink it all in one gulp.

Xu Xiaobai was still reminiscing about Mr. Luan's singing just now, he couldn't help but praise Mr. Luan: "I think you are suitable for developing in the entertainment circle, maybe you can become a big brother in the music industry, um, really, it's really nice, after listening to your song , I feel like I haven't had a bad temper or a bad mood for days."

Mr. Luan's singing will make people feel beautiful, happy and peaceful.

Mr. Luan laughed loudly, his face beaming with joy: "Let me tell you, I'm getting old. I think when I was young, I would be accompanied by hundreds of beauties when I sang. How spectacular it is!"

It's a pity that I can't see it anymore, Xu Xiaobai made up his mind automatically, every beauty is a vixen, showing their big tails when they dance.

Manman stood up holding his wine glass again, and smiled at Zhou Qingyan: "Mr. Jiuqing, I will do it first as a respect." He poured down a glass of white wine and said, "I have something to ask sir."

Mr. Luan thought it was a bit of a disappointment, but he would not say it out. He just poured another glass of wine for Lu Wu and Mr. Kun. When it is so lively, they should eat and drink as much as they want.

Zhou Qingyan tapped his fingers on the table: "Say."

Manman said: "Sir, it seems that you and I have a scene..." Before he finished speaking, Mr. Kun, who had been concentrating on watching TV, said: "Can you hurry up, your voice is so loud, it delays my watching TV."

After finishing speaking, Mr. Kun rolled his eyes at Manman.

Xu Xiaobai looked at Manman, and then at Mr. Kun, he knew clearly in his heart that being interrupted on purpose was a match between Manman and Mr.

And which gentleman is it, is it Mr. Kun or Mr. Jiuqing!

Manman smiled, as long as he didn’t want to forget the half of his face under the black hair, Manman’s smile is really beautiful, he said: “Since I was born, I have faced a very embarrassing situation, our family, um, It's a bit strange to say, it seems that I was born for love and love, but I am an exception."

The heavy snow outside kept falling, and the snow on Chongwu Mountain was bigger than this. There was heavy snow all year round on Chongwu Mountain. The snow was so thick that it buried the mountain wind, trees, and grass.All the barbarians live on Mount Chongwu, they sleep with their necks crossed, they eat at the same time, they sleep at the same time, and they flap their wings at the same time.

They live together and die together.

Manman talked about Chongwu Mountain and the snow on Chongwu Mountain. Xu Xiaobai saw the snowflakes fly through the glass into the room, landed in the sky above the living room, and then fell into Xu Xiaobai's hands. Too high, the snowflakes melted into snow water in Xu Xiaobai's palm.

Manman sighed and said: "I was driven out of Chongwu Mountain." It was time to drive out. It is said that Mr. Jiuqing later liked Manman meat, and Manman meat tastes very good, so he bought a lot of meat. Manman's feast of meat, Manman is almost extinct.

Mr. Luan took a sip of wine and commented: "This story is not exciting enough." Mr. Luan suddenly changed his mind, thinking that drinking a little wine and listening to the story is also very good, at least it is very interesting.Lu Wu sat quietly without speaking, Mr. Kun was still addicted to his TV series.

More and more snowflakes flew over the glass windows, as if some kind of stunt was done, like being in the snowy Chongwu Mountain.This Man Man left Chongwu Mountain, there was nothing to miss on Chongwu Mountain, he or they came to the world.

Manman is a monster with two heads and one body, or, in other words, there are two monsters, the female Manman and the male Manman.

Manman calmly picked up a big stew: "Everything is fine at the beginning. Our cultivation in the world is going well, and everything is good." Leaving from Chongwu Mountain, no matter whether it is a female Manman or a male Manman, The cultivation went smoothly. They were cultivating in the mountains. There were green bamboos, streams, birds and wild animals in the mountains, but there were no human footprints.

Fortunately, neither the female nor Manman had much interest in him.Xu Xiaobai said silently in his heart, I decided that most people with normal aesthetics would not be interested in this female's brutality.

He listened to Manman's story, but he was still scratching his head, because he knew what words were behind the scene.Manman's story was a little distracted, or rather, Manman hurriedly told it, Xu Xiaobai asked: "And then?"

The male god knew that Xu Xiaobai hadn’t eaten anything today other than the few pieces of leftover bird meat, so while Xu Xiaobai said, the male god scooped a spoonful of mashed potatoes from the plate on the table and stuffed them into Xu Xiaobai’s. In his mouth, Xu Xiaobai was chewing mashed potatoes while listening to Manman's story.After Xu Xiaobai finished chewing the mashed potatoes, he wanted to drink water, but the male god stuffed in another meatball.

Before Xu Xiaobai finished eating the meatballs, Manman's story started again. Manman said: "I don't know that after thousands of years, Xiaoman and I have finally cultivated into a human form." Xiaoman is The female Manman bird in Manman's body.

From cultivating the human form, the real story begins. This is the most tangled place for Manman. Xiaoman thinks that the world in the mountains is too lonely, and wants to go out to see the mountain. Manman said: "For the world, Xiaoman and I I'm not very familiar with it, the world outside is very chaotic."

The world is very chaotic. When Manman appeared in this chaotic world, he turned into a human figure of fifteen or sixteen years old. Half of his face was so beautiful that the world was amazed, and the other half was ugly and hidden under the black hair. .

He has a human name in the world called Han Manzi.