Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Zhou Qingyan picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at the Manman who had just opened his eyes, knocking the Manman unconscious again, and then said to Mr. Kun: "Throw it out." Mr. Kun thought it was a good idea, Grabbing Manman's two wings and throwing it from the wall, Manman landed on the ground with a thud.Zhou Qingyan sincerely said to Mr. Kun: "Please throw it away." Mr. Kun found a large plastic bag from the back of the toilet in his toilet. It was usually collected by Xu Xiaobai when he went to the market to buy vegetables. The black plastic bags used by the stall owners to pack vegetables, when there is a lot of garbage at home, they will be thrown into the black plastic bags and thrown out.The black plastic bag is thick and of good quality, so it is very practical.

Every time Xu Xiaobai goes to the vegetable market, he always asks for a few to come back.When Mr. Kun was a little blue fish, he often saw Xu Xiaobai throwing this big black bag behind the toilet bowl.

He took a bag and stuffed it into his pocket, went out, found Manman who had been thrown out of the wall, stuffed Manman into a black plastic bag and tied it, held it in his hand, and planned to throw it to the nearest garbage station, garbage station Every day at noon, a garbage truck will come to collect the garbage, and it happens to take this Manman away.

When Mr. Kun went to the garbage station with Man Man, he saw a Miss Rabbit Jing. After seeing Mr. Kun, Miss Rabbit Jing's eyes immediately radiated light. She followed behind Mr. Kun with her bag: "Hello, I am From the film and television company, I want to ask if you are interested in coming to the mirror, does Qiao Xuan know, it is Qiao Gangzhu, Qiao Gangzhu has a new movie recently, I think there is a role that is very suitable for you, are you interested?"

Mr. Kun vaguely felt that the name Qiao Xuan was very familiar. He stopped and took the business card from Ms. Rabbit Jing's hand: "Is Master Qiao a fish?"

Miss Rabbit Jing hurriedly shook her head: "Bangzhu Qiao is a person, not a fish. Don't you know him? Let me show you the photo."

Ms. Rabbit Jing used her mobile phone to find photos of Gang Leader Qiao from Du Niang. She deliberately found some positive faces and pointed them to Mr. Kun: "Look, we are very famous. We have already gone abroad and rushed to Hollywood. Interested?" ?"

When Mr. Kun saw Gang Leader Qiao's face, he immediately had some thoughts. He still remembered that when he was a little blue fish, he broke through the door of the bathroom, and was ridiculed by the fish, and looked at Xu Xiaobai helplessly. It was a great shame for Mr. Kun to be taken away by this fish in front of him.

Mr. Kun said to Miss Rabbit Jing: "I know about making movies."

Miss Rabbit Jing nodded hurriedly: "Yeah, I'm shooting with Joe."

Mr. Kun asked, "What role should I play?"

Miss Rabbit Jing replied: "I think your appearance is most suitable for the role of the second male lead, a good friend of the male lead."

Mr. Kun asked: "Does the villain play any role?"

Miss Rabbit Jing nodded: "Yes, there are about three games."

Mr. Kun said to Ms. Rabbit Jing: "Please notify me of the villain's interview, but I don't have a mobile phone, can I leave your phone number?"

Miss Rabbit Jing also prepared a lot of lines to prove that she is not a liar, that she is really from a regular company, and that she really knows Gangzhu Qiao. She did not expect to get it done so quickly!Miss Rabbit Jing took out a business card from her bag and handed it to Mr. Kun, saying earnestly, "I personally feel that you are more suitable for the role of male number two. Of course, if you are interested in villains, you can try it too. Speaking of which." The young lady sighed: "This place is really handsome, I remember I met one here, I think it is very suitable to play the villain."

Mr. Kun took Miss Rabbit Jing's business card, and before Miss Rabbit Jing finished speaking, he walked forward with a black plastic bag and walked far away. Miss Rabbit Jing still shouted loudly behind him: "You must remember Contact me, you must remember."

Mr. Kun threw Manman to the garbage station, and just caught up with the garbage truck to collect the garbage. After seeing Manman being pulled away by the garbage truck, Mr. Kun returned home.

The noble big monster Qiongqi is still flying unknowingly tired on the top of the living room, Mr. Kun glanced at Qiongqi, rolled his eyes at Qiongqi, and said to Zhou Qingyan: "It's twelve o'clock, it's time for lunch , go wake up Xu Xiaobai, I'll take a look at my new home."

Zhou Qingyan was cleaning up the mess on the ground, throwing away Man Man with one golden eye, and he didn't feel a pity at all in his heart. Although Man Man's taste is delicious, it is still no more than two outside.It wasn't the soil mole hanging from the big willow tree outside and the skimming bird that committed suicide, but the mahogany box and the two inside the big log on the steps.

Zhou Qingyan cleaned up the stones and grass on the floor of the living room, threw them into a plastic bag, stuffed them into the corner of the cabinet, and wiped the floor again with a rag.Zhou Qingyan said to Mr. Kun while wiping the floor: "Let him sleep for a while, I will pick you up very early."

Mr. Kun nodded: "I rushed here day and night, and I haven't slept for a long time, but I'm not sleepy."

Zhou Qingyan wiped the cracks of the floor vigorously: "You are a powerful monster."

Mr. Kun is standing outside looking at his new home. The white pebbles are round and cute one by one.It's just a little too simple, Mr. Kun took out the sap of the Baichu tree and poured it into the pebbles in the fish tank, and said while pouring: "According to calculations, Xu Xiaobai should be better than me."

The sap of the Baichu tree was poured on the pebbles, and a white mist rose immediately. In the white mist, there was a sweet smell of Baichu sap, as if smelling a faint smell of rice wine, and there seemed to be a smell of urine.

Mr. Kun sniffed hard to make sure that his new home was full of urine smell.He turned back and asked Zhou Qingyan: "Did you smell anything?"

Zhou Qingyan had finished mopping the large slabs of the floor, and raised his head to answer Mr. Kun: "Did you pee your pants?"

Mr. Kun rolled his eyes, not as knowledgeable as Zhou Qingyan.The white mist dissipated, and those pebbles reappeared, but they were no longer white and gray, and each one emitted a soft light like jade.The pebbles have been polished with sap from the white place to give off a beautiful luster and keep the smell of urine inside forever.

Mr. Kun picked up the big fish tank and filled the faucet with water, and saw a few cat hairs fluttering in the cracks between the pebbles.He moved a large fish tank to the steps and walked to the living room.

Zhou Qingyan had finished mopping the floor, and saw Mr. Kun walking in: "Can't you fly in to the floor just finished mopping?" He threw it on Qiongqi's head and knocked Qiongqi down from the sky. He grabbed Qiongqi's two little wings and threw the noble big monster Qiongqi into the big bathtub!

Mr. Kun said to Qiongqi: "My taste is delicious."

Qiongqi really wants to jump out and fight Mr. Kun!But since it tasted a little bit of the skimming bird's blood, it can't control itself, and now it can only swim around the big fish tank!Qiongqi's heart is very sad, when will such a day end.

Mr. Kun gave up his new home to the big monster Qiongqi, so he went to the house to find his old home, the small round fish tank.Mr. Kun brought out the small fish tank and put it on the steps. After a while, it will rain because Manman has been here, but it will not rain too much. Manman has already been dragged away by the garbage.

Mr. Kun turned into a little blue fish and jumped into the fish tank without water, looking up and waiting for the rain.In fact, he had to take a few more steps to catch the water by himself, and it was another matter for the big monster Qiongqi. He was very willing to serve Qiongqi's swimming career.

Zhou Qingyan dug a big hole in the yard with a shovel, softened the soil in the hole, and poured the bone fish out of the net bag. When the bone fish saw the soil, it began to burrow into it, but the soil was a bit dry and hard. Can't get in.Don't worry, it will start to rain in just a short while, and the rain brought by Manman is coming.

The rain brought by Manman was very fast. When Zhou Qingyan drew the second ditch in the yard with a shovel, it started to rain lightly. , is square green, and the whole yard is green again.

When passing by Chun, Zhou Qingyan saw the withered plant next to Chun, he reached out and pulled out the plant, threw it aside, and planted a new one.

Mr. Kun is very satisfied with the rain, it is very comfortable to sprinkle it on his body. After a while, the rain will become heavier, and then slowly submerge his fish tank, and he can lie still in the water.

Mr. Kun chatted with Zhou Qingyan without saying a word: "I want to be an actor."

Zhou Qingyan inserted the plant in his hand: "Are you going to act as a dead body or a fish?"

Mr. Kun rolled his eyes: "I have no ideals, I just go fishing."

Zhou Qingyan inserted the last plant: "Are you slapping yourself?"

Mr. Kun had completely lost Zhou Qingyan's desire to communicate. He closed his eyes and waited for the rainwater to fill the fish tank. For this reason, he deliberately showed his white belly.

Xu Xiaobai woke up from the cold, he woke up in a daze, and he was still not sober after lying on the sofa for a while.Xu Xiaobai heard the sound of pattering rain outside, the sound of rain became more and more urgent, as if it was getting bigger and bigger.People are always reluctant to wake up in this weather, he sat up from the sofa after lying down for a while, turned on the TV, the TV sounded, Xu Xiaobai's head was still dizzy, the news was playing on the TV, and he talked for a while Shemale conflicts happened repeatedly, and he said that a bone was found on the banks of the Sailimu River. The bureau identified it as a young man. The cause of death was terrible. It seemed that something had eaten all the meat and gnawed it clean. Not a single bit of mince was left.And the bones were placed very well. On the day of discovery, the bones were placed in the police station. The next day, the bones disappeared from the police station!

Everyone has repeatedly speculated that this is actually a walking bone spirit.

Xu Xiaobai confusedly felt that it was a walking bone spirit, rather it was the bones of Xie Shu. He always felt that this was the bones of Xie Shu. Has Xie Shu been eaten by monsters?