Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The banks of the Jumu River are full of colorful flowers, which do not belong to this season.Xu Xiaobai looked at his fingers and was amazed by his ability. Now he felt that he must be a huge tree. Xu Xiaobai whispered to the male god: "I think I am a fairy peach tree."

The male god hummed: "Why not a willow tree, or some other tree?" Xu Xiaobai was thoughtful: "Didn't it be said in TV dramas that eating the flat peaches of the Queen Mother can make you live forever? Essence, maybe as soon as I touch it, I will actually transmit the spiritual energy, and then the grass, the flower, should bloom and grow. It’s amazing to think about it!” Said that he is actually an elixir, the essence that comes out after urinating, if diluted, can benefit all things.

The male god nodded: "Pan peaches are also good, very sweet, and the color is also beautiful, the skin is tough and easy to peel, the juice is sweet and thick, the taste is strong, delicious." Obviously talking about a serious topic, why did it suddenly involve eating Yes, Xu Xiaobai laughed: "There are no flat peaches now, but we can buy canned yellow peaches when we go back, or white peaches?"

The male god took a moment to think about it. In fact, the taste is similar, but the color of the yellow peach seems to be better: "Yellow peach."

Their topic has gone from Mr. Kun's return to peach tree spirits, and then to going to the supermarket to buy canned yellow peaches. Ms. Miao is listening to the conversation between the two, which is really interesting.

Ms. Miao stood behind them, felt her pockets up and down, and finally took out a pack of Jinzai dried fish from her coat pocket.I usually have this kind of small dried fish at home, with spicy, braised, sweet and sour, and spicy flavors, and I have to serve some of each.

Jinzai small dried fish tastes strong, you have to use your upper teeth against your lower teeth, and bite hard to bite it off, and then the aroma of dried fish mixed with the taste of chili explodes in your mouth, mainly because it is spicy enough , a few packs of Jinzai dried fish with a pot of hot black tea can make you sweat.

Incredibly comfortable.

After Ms. Miao took a bite, she couldn't help licking the corner of her lips with her tongue, but why did the more she ate, the hungrier she became.

The big blue fish tail in the river reappeared, and then fell together, splashing huge water splashes, and the water splashed towards the shore.A tail that can splash such a big splash must be a strong, chewy and delicious tail. Ms. Miao's eyes are straight when she looks at it, it must be delicious.

Mr. Kun had already heard the complete conversation between Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan in the water, and he was a little dissatisfied with this conversation.Facing the return of the king of the sea, it’s okay to have no frilly things like beer fried chicken, cake trotters, white mist and colorful flowers. He actually talked about canned yellow peaches on the shore.

And he himself was so stupid that he even brought delicious food to these two people, oh no, it was a precious gift.

The huge wave created by Mr. Kun stopped like a mirror in front of Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai, and then fell back into the Jumu River.Zhou Qingyan flicked his fingers back, and the water in the Jumu River seemed to gather together, forming a water column like a drill bit, heading towards Mr. Kun, and slapped the blue tail on the river into the river water.

Xu Xiaobai was still a little worried, Mr. Kun did not appear on the calm river again: "Mr. Kun, are you okay?"

Zhou Qingyan nodded: "Kunpeng has rough skin and thick flesh." There is probably no monster with rougher skin and thicker flesh than Kunpeng in the sea.

The river was extremely calm, and Mr. Kun's blue tail could no longer be found.A corner of the sun was exposed, the white fog was slowly dissipating, and the colorful wild flowers on the shore began to wither.When the fog cleared, Xu Xiaobai saw a person walking slowly on the Jumu River.

The human form of Mr. Kun gives people a completely different feeling from the fish form. The appearance is so cold, it reminds people of the snow lotus on the mountain, which blooms on the ice and snow.

With such aloofness, Xu Xiaobai didn't know how to greet him for a while.

Mr. Kun stood on the shore, blinking his eyelids. Is everyone not welcoming me? Why is there no cheering or hugging? What does it mean for everyone to stand still quietly?

So Mr. Kun opened his arms: "Come, hug." Zhou Qingyan had known Mr. Kun for many years, so he naturally understood Mr. Kun's meaning, and coldly refused: "No hug."

Mr. Kun turned his eyes to Xu Xiaobai.Xu Xiaobai was very disturbed, he quickly opened his arms and hugged Mr. Kun: "Well, welcome back, we have arranged a new home for you, I hope you like it."

Ms. Miao stared eagerly at Mr. Kun who exuded the smell of fish. Mr. Kun's aura was particularly terrifying, but this could not stop the heart full of peach blossoms in Ms. Miao's heart, which was simply the most perfect in her heart. The male god who exudes the smell of fish, the most palatable male god.

Ms. Miao hurriedly pushed Xu Xiaobai away: "There is still me, there is still me, do you want to hug one?"

It is a sister who must take the initiative to attack, only the sisters who do not take the initiative, there is no man who cannot be caught, even a terrible fish can be taken.

Mr. Kun let go of Xu Xiaobai, raised his eyelids, and glanced at Ms. Miao. Ms. Miao's face immediately turned red, and the big fish exuding the smell of fish looked at me!

Then Mr. Kun was too lazy to move, too lazy to talk, he stood there quietly, and Ms. Miao didn't feel embarrassed at all standing opposite Mr. Kun, Mr. Kun didn't reach out, so Ms. Miao mustered up the courage to reach out and give Mr. Kun a hug , and took a deep breath, the delicious fish scent.

So Ms. Miao drove them home contentedly, and felt that she was the happiest driver in the world.

The sun finally jumped out completely, and the smog on the street dissipated. Mr. Kun stood in front of the big iron gate. The big iron gate was still the same big iron gate. The roses on the big iron gate were not as vigorous as in summer. Open the big iron gate , the yard was bare, and there was a single toon growing alone, and the grape trellis opposite the toon grew very lushly.

Ms. Miao followed behind reluctantly, and finally said to Mr. Kun: "Can I sign your name, please? After signing, I will frame it so that I can wake up laughing when I sleep."

Mr. Kun turned his head and took out a bag made of blue silk that was only the size of a mobile phone. Mr. Kun took out something like grain from the bag and handed it to Ms. Miao, then turned his head towards the Go to the living room.

Is this a handful of millet? A handful of millet is also very exciting to the demon. Ms. Miao happily turned into a big black cat and swished over the wall.

Xu Xiaobai heard Mr. Kun say: "Too fat."

Behind Mr. Kun, Xu Xiaobai pointed to Mr. Kun and asked the male god invisibly: What did he say he was too fat.

Zhou Qingyan replied: "He said Ms. Miao is too fat." So I gave Ms. Miao a good weight loss medicine!Mr. Kun saw the newly renovated living room, nodded and commented: "I like the style very much." Then he looked at Xu Xiaobai and invited: "Why don't you take a picture? "

Xu Xiaobai instantly understood that no matter how cold Mr. Kun's appearance was, there was always a little blue fish in his heart.

So Xu Xiaobai raised his mobile phone, and Mr. Kun defeated Xu Xiaobai again with a perfect 45-degree angle behind him.Then compliment yourself: "My face has always been this small."

After finishing speaking, Mr. Kun took out the blue silk bag: "I even brought a gift to you who don't have any concept of friendship, and I actually brought a gift to you who don't have any concept of friendship."

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly explained: "We are all missing you, and we have prepared a new home for you. Do you want to sleep in the new home tonight?"

Xu Xiaobai went to open the door and asked Mr. Kun to look at the fish tank on the outside steps for Mr. Kun. Although Mr. Kun didn't show any other expressions, Xu Xiaobai saw Mr. Kun turn over from the reflection of the glass on the door. He rolled his eyes.

This is dissatisfaction.

Xu Xiaobai closed the door gently, without asking Mr. Kun if he was satisfied.Zhou Qingyan patted the table: "Let's look at the presents."

Mr. Kun brought back a lot of presents, he was afraid that taking them out together would frighten Xu Xiaobai, so he planned to take them out one by one.With a shake of the blue pocket, a lot of ceramic wine jugs fell out. The wine jugs were very strong, rolled on the wide wooden table, and even fell to the ground intact.

Xu Xiaobai picked up a wine jug, opened the top seal, and immediately smelled a sweet smell, it was like rice wine and a bit like malt sugar, it smelled very sweet.He raised his head and asked Mr. Kun, "Can I drink it?"

Xu Xiaobai swore that he seemed to have seen Mr. Kun's big white eyes, and Mr. Kun replied: "Of course you can drink, let's drink while talking." Just arrived for three cups.

The male god smelled the sweet smell in the air, and he was sure it was the sap oozing from the white tree on Lunzhe Mountain. When there is no meal, it can be used as a substitute for rice, because drinking the sap of Baichu tree will not feel hungry, it is really a good medicine for weight loss.

Xu Xiaobai took a sip, and immediately nodded to Mr. Kun: "It's delicious. This wine has a very low alcohol content, is very sweet, and has a particularly mellow taste. You can hardly feel the taste of alcohol." Mr. Kun raised his eyelids slightly : "Don't finish drinking, I'm waiting to paint my new home, those gray cobblestones are really ugly, I just brought so much paint back, save some drinking."

Xu Xiaobai almost threw the cup in his hand, could it be that what he drank just now was a very sweet paint?

Zhou Qingyan was very disdainful of Mr. Kun's gift: "That's all, Kunpeng, I think your ability to collect things has declined."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Qingyan comforted his partner: "You can drink, but you can't drink too much. The end result of drinking too much is that you won't feel hungry, and you will starve to death in the end. For example, if you drink like this, you won't want to eat for a year. A small bite is just right, and you don’t need to eat it for the next meal.”

Unconvinced, Mr. Kun raised his blue pocket, and all the messy things rolled out of it. The room was almost full!