Shanhaijing monster edible guide
Chapter 224 Beer Skimming Bird
Zhou Qingyan's eyes fell on Yu Niao, who clutched his stomach in pain and kept shivering.Yuniao felt the horror in Zhou Qingyan's eyes. Such terrifying eyes made Yuniao feel that he had encountered the ice and snow on the top of the mountain, the rushing flood, the turbulent sea, and all the terrifying forces in nature.
When a bird encounters a terrible thing, it will wrap itself with its wings, so this bird spreads its wings, trying to wrap itself tightly.
However, a sentence flashed in Yutiao's mind, look at me.It timidly looked at Zhou Qingyan.Zhou Qingyan answered Zhang Wazi's question: "This is a bird, you can take it out, and it can come back wherever you go. It is probably an upgraded version of the carrier pigeon." Zhou Qingyan pointed at the bird and said to Zhang. Wazi said: "It will recognize you as the master, and will follow you forever for the rest of its life."
The bird nodded wildly, then swished up and landed wetly on Zhang Wazi's arm, making Zhang Wazi's clothes wet too. Zhang Wazi waved his arm: "Go down for me, Go down, I said you go down for me."
Yu Niao expressed that he was very scared and hoped that Zhang Wazi would accept him, so he held onto Zhang Wazi's arm tightly, like a bat hanging upside down on it.
Zhang Wazi looked at such an ugly bird, even if it was an upgraded version of the carrier pigeon, in his heart it would be better to raise a shiny and colorful big parrot and take it out.
At any rate, go out with a shiny and colorful big parrot. When you get together, the old men will praise him for its beauty. If you go out with a bird that looks like a bat and is so ugly, you will be praised by others. Are birds ugly?
Xu Xiaobai watched Zhang Wazi and Yu Niao go back and forth dozens of moves, but Yu Niao was still firmly hanging upside down on Zhang Wazi's arm and could not get off. Xu Xiaobai knew what Zhang Wazi was thinking. The son said: "I think this bird is very good. When I took it out, it was a species that no one else had seen. Everyone was walking parrots, but you were the only one walking a bat. No one knew what kind it was. Bird, this is exciting, isn't it, and this bird is very smart, it can say anything!"
Zhang Wazi finally looked at the ugly bird on his arm. In order to show that he was as smart as Xu Xiaobai said, Yuniao said affectionately to Zhang Wazi: "Master."
Although I still can't accept the unattractive appearance of this bird, Zhang Wazi thinks that this bird is indeed smarter than other birds. If I take it to the bird market, it will definitely make the big parrots in the bird market quarrel. All fall.
Zhang Wazi said: "Then I will take it with me." Yu Niao is very good at observing words and expressions, and when he heard Zhang Wazi say this, he immediately went straight up: "You can take me to a secret place." Yu Niao tilted himself up Little Butt: "I've been a little constipated recently."
According to this little story, Zhang Wazi patted the wings of the bird: "I think it's no problem for this bird to fight against ten."
As an upgraded version of the pigeon, it does not have the beautiful appearance and gentle personality of the pigeon at all. When Yu Niao was hanging upside down on Zhang Wazi's arm and walked towards the toilet, he quietly cursed in his heart. It feels like this kid is going to fight with it.
The next day, Zhang Wazi took Yu Niao to the Bird Market for a walk. Although the conflict between humans and monsters is tense now, the old men in the Bird Market are living like human beings one by one. How should the world change? , How to live life is still how to live, so the prosperity of Bird City is as usual.
Ever since Zhang Wazi took Yuniao to the Bird Market for a walk, he fell in love with this feeling. These days, Xu Xiaobai took Yu Niao to the Bird Market every day. I felt Zhang Wazi's good mood.
The treatment of Yuniao also went up. I bought a big bamboo cage and hung it under the grape trellis. Every day, I had spare ribs, sweet and sour short ribs, braised short ribs, and deep-fried short ribs. A few yuan a day.Every morning, Zhang Wazi also feeds it a few raw fish.
This morning, Xu Xiaobai found that the Yuniao hanging under the grape trellis had disappeared. At this time, it should be the time when Zhang Wazi bought some small yellow croakers from the vegetable market and fed them to Yuniao, but Yuniao is not there now. , Zhang Wazi was not there, Xu Xiaobai wondered if Master had already gone out for a walk with the birds, and went out this morning without eating.
Xu Xiaobai cooks sweet potato porridge in the morning, steamed pumpkin, mixed with shredded radish, and red dates steamed bread, a standard Zhangwazi meal set.When Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan finished their breakfast, Zhang Wazi hadn't come back with Yuniao, Xu Xiaobai didn't clean up the table and wrapped it in plastic wrap, waiting for Zhang Wazi to come back.
Zhou Qingyan looked at the food on the table, tapped on the table and said to Xu Xiaobai: "Maybe he didn't wake up in the room, let's go and have a look."
Xu Xiaobai laughed: "Did Yu Niao also be brought into the room to sleep, I don't believe it."
The male god answered him solemnly: "Comrade Zhang Wazi's hobbies are always so special, and his beauty is indeed not as good as the colorful big parrot." The male god took Xu Xiaobai's hand. Knock on Zhang Wazi's door.
The door wasn't locked or closed tightly, but with a slight push, the door opened.When he opened the door, Xu Xiaobai already had a premonition in his heart. He saw that many of Zhang Wazi's favorite things had disappeared. It was different from the last time when the master disappeared. The last time the master was only on a business trip. It's a long trip, so I took all my favorite things with me.
But Master's favorite mahogany table couldn't be moved, so a letter was left on the table.
Xu Xiaobai opened the letter, and Zhou Qingyan read: My dear student, when you read this letter, the master has already gone out, you have to stay at home and take good care of the house, as long as the master sees the master's master, after a while Come back, good apprentice, save Master's bank card.Put them all in the cabinet on the left, and the password is your birthday, good boy, last time Master didn’t leave you any money when he went out, I regretted it in my heart, and I kept thinking what to do if something happened to me, I can't say anything about Qing Yan, I always feel that Qing Yan always hides half and reveals half, maybe there is no evil intention, good boy, in fact, it doesn't matter who you like, what monster you like, as long as you can It’s fine to live a steady life with you, I’ve observed it like this, it’s okay, at least it won’t make you suffer, but the obedient disciple still has to be careful, save more private money for yourself, Xiaobai, don’t miss Master.
That sentence, Xiaobai, made Xu Xiaobai's eyes sore.
Xu Xiaobai squeezed the letter: "Master just left like this, I feel very uncomfortable." Zhou Qingyan thought that at three o'clock in the morning, Zhang Wazi got up from the bed and went out with the bird cage, probably because he was afraid of Xu Xiaobai When he woke up, he was reluctant to leave again.
Zhou Qingyan patted Xu Xiaobai on the head, and patted him into his arms: "I'm still here."
Xu Xiaobai was lying in the arms of the male god, his heart was quite calm, but he was reluctant to finally gain the upper hand. He knew that life was a series of partings and reunions, and he also knew that life was actually a reunion after a long separation.
Xu Xiaobai lay on the ground for a while, then straightened his head: "Hey, Master is gone, so let's have leftovers at noon."
By noon, everyone had no appetite.The noble monster Qiongqi is still sad because he hasn't grown up yet, maybe two rainbow lollipops can save him from his depression.
Xu Xiaobai was still a little uneasy because of Zhang Wazi leaving so quietly.
Zhou Qingyan had a good appetite, but he lost his appetite when he saw sweet potato porridge, steamed pumpkin, and shredded radish in cold salad.The two of them didn't even have lunch and lay on the sofa doing nothing, Zhou Qingyan was playing Three Kingdoms Killing with his mobile phone, Xu Xiaobai was browsing the Tianya forum, the Tianya forum became more and more popular, and there were two things that my sister-in-law and I had to say everywhere. Three things, my wife and brother-in-law ran away, what should I do, my father-in-law courted me, my mother-in-law asked me to have a second child, blah blah blah.
Xu Xiaobai felt that if he could make it together, maybe his father-in-law, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law could make up a big family.
Flipping through the pages, Xu Xiaobai saw one: Sisters, I just want to wear a vest and pick up a scumbag named Xie I met in my life!
Really wearing a vest!remarkably brave.
Xu Xiaobai clicked on it, and saw that it said: I can assure you that this is [-]% true. My best girlfriend has a boyfriend. She says she is a boyfriend, but she is actually her fiancé.The man's conditions are good, he works in a state-owned enterprise, his salary is not low, his height and appearance are relatively high-quality, his family has a house and a car, he has been talking with my best friend for several years, and he may get married next year, but this man has disappeared!gone!
Seeing this, Xu Xiaobai raised his foot and kicked the male god who was playing with his mobile phone: "Come here, come here, let's take a look together, why do I feel that this scumbag man surnamed Xie picked up looks like Xie Shu."
Zhou Qingyan went around from the sofa and sat behind Xu Xiaobai, letting Xu Xiaobai's head rest on his abdomen.The male god's abdomen is full of comfortable small abdominal muscles, but it is a bit hard.
The male god bent his head to look at the mobile phone with Xu Xiaobai, his hair was a little long and fell on Xu Xiaobai's face and felt a little itchy, and his heart was also a little itchy.When the male god's voice sounded, Xu Xiaobai felt his palms itch. He had read the passage that the male god read, but after the male god read it, he felt that what the male god read was not gossip, but What a literary masterpiece.
The voice of the male god is always so serious.
I want people to scratch it with their hands to see if the voice of the male god makes people laugh.Zhou Qingyan finished reading the paragraph Xu Xiaobai had read, and continued to read: "I will continue to say that the wedding date is set for next year. A few days ago, the scumbag proposed to break up with my best friend. My best friend meant to be good all the time. Yes, why are we going to break up all of a sudden, let the scumbag man surnamed Xie give a reason, the scumbag man surnamed Xie hesitated and couldn’t tell why, but he insisted on breaking up, my girlfriend wondered if he was cheating, I also followed him secretly, but I didn't find anything. It's wrong anyway! My best friend doesn't want to break up. Although they didn't send an invitation to get married next year, relatives and friends at home know about it. This matter has not been discussed yet, the scumbag has disappeared, and my best friend is pregnant! I wiped it, it was a mess, it was a mess, and I asked the scumbag’s parents that they didn’t know where the scumbag went. It’s been almost eight days , I can’t get through the phone, WeChat and QQ are not online, it’s as if the world has evaporated, my best friend is very embarrassed, the child in my belly doesn’t know where he is, and I don’t know if he will stay or not.”
No need to continue reading, the male god said with certainty: "It's Xie Shu." Because it was seven or eight days since Xie Shu arrived at Henggongyu.
Xu Xiaobai took the phone and looked back, and found that the owner of the bar hadn't been updated, but everyone had given free rein to their imaginations, each directed a few TV dramas about falling in love and killing each other, scumbags resenting girls, and mistresses.Xu Xiaobai turned back and asked the male god: "The Xie Shu disappeared, was it eaten by something?"
When a bird encounters a terrible thing, it will wrap itself with its wings, so this bird spreads its wings, trying to wrap itself tightly.
However, a sentence flashed in Yutiao's mind, look at me.It timidly looked at Zhou Qingyan.Zhou Qingyan answered Zhang Wazi's question: "This is a bird, you can take it out, and it can come back wherever you go. It is probably an upgraded version of the carrier pigeon." Zhou Qingyan pointed at the bird and said to Zhang. Wazi said: "It will recognize you as the master, and will follow you forever for the rest of its life."
The bird nodded wildly, then swished up and landed wetly on Zhang Wazi's arm, making Zhang Wazi's clothes wet too. Zhang Wazi waved his arm: "Go down for me, Go down, I said you go down for me."
Yu Niao expressed that he was very scared and hoped that Zhang Wazi would accept him, so he held onto Zhang Wazi's arm tightly, like a bat hanging upside down on it.
Zhang Wazi looked at such an ugly bird, even if it was an upgraded version of the carrier pigeon, in his heart it would be better to raise a shiny and colorful big parrot and take it out.
At any rate, go out with a shiny and colorful big parrot. When you get together, the old men will praise him for its beauty. If you go out with a bird that looks like a bat and is so ugly, you will be praised by others. Are birds ugly?
Xu Xiaobai watched Zhang Wazi and Yu Niao go back and forth dozens of moves, but Yu Niao was still firmly hanging upside down on Zhang Wazi's arm and could not get off. Xu Xiaobai knew what Zhang Wazi was thinking. The son said: "I think this bird is very good. When I took it out, it was a species that no one else had seen. Everyone was walking parrots, but you were the only one walking a bat. No one knew what kind it was. Bird, this is exciting, isn't it, and this bird is very smart, it can say anything!"
Zhang Wazi finally looked at the ugly bird on his arm. In order to show that he was as smart as Xu Xiaobai said, Yuniao said affectionately to Zhang Wazi: "Master."
Although I still can't accept the unattractive appearance of this bird, Zhang Wazi thinks that this bird is indeed smarter than other birds. If I take it to the bird market, it will definitely make the big parrots in the bird market quarrel. All fall.
Zhang Wazi said: "Then I will take it with me." Yu Niao is very good at observing words and expressions, and when he heard Zhang Wazi say this, he immediately went straight up: "You can take me to a secret place." Yu Niao tilted himself up Little Butt: "I've been a little constipated recently."
According to this little story, Zhang Wazi patted the wings of the bird: "I think it's no problem for this bird to fight against ten."
As an upgraded version of the pigeon, it does not have the beautiful appearance and gentle personality of the pigeon at all. When Yu Niao was hanging upside down on Zhang Wazi's arm and walked towards the toilet, he quietly cursed in his heart. It feels like this kid is going to fight with it.
The next day, Zhang Wazi took Yu Niao to the Bird Market for a walk. Although the conflict between humans and monsters is tense now, the old men in the Bird Market are living like human beings one by one. How should the world change? , How to live life is still how to live, so the prosperity of Bird City is as usual.
Ever since Zhang Wazi took Yuniao to the Bird Market for a walk, he fell in love with this feeling. These days, Xu Xiaobai took Yu Niao to the Bird Market every day. I felt Zhang Wazi's good mood.
The treatment of Yuniao also went up. I bought a big bamboo cage and hung it under the grape trellis. Every day, I had spare ribs, sweet and sour short ribs, braised short ribs, and deep-fried short ribs. A few yuan a day.Every morning, Zhang Wazi also feeds it a few raw fish.
This morning, Xu Xiaobai found that the Yuniao hanging under the grape trellis had disappeared. At this time, it should be the time when Zhang Wazi bought some small yellow croakers from the vegetable market and fed them to Yuniao, but Yuniao is not there now. , Zhang Wazi was not there, Xu Xiaobai wondered if Master had already gone out for a walk with the birds, and went out this morning without eating.
Xu Xiaobai cooks sweet potato porridge in the morning, steamed pumpkin, mixed with shredded radish, and red dates steamed bread, a standard Zhangwazi meal set.When Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan finished their breakfast, Zhang Wazi hadn't come back with Yuniao, Xu Xiaobai didn't clean up the table and wrapped it in plastic wrap, waiting for Zhang Wazi to come back.
Zhou Qingyan looked at the food on the table, tapped on the table and said to Xu Xiaobai: "Maybe he didn't wake up in the room, let's go and have a look."
Xu Xiaobai laughed: "Did Yu Niao also be brought into the room to sleep, I don't believe it."
The male god answered him solemnly: "Comrade Zhang Wazi's hobbies are always so special, and his beauty is indeed not as good as the colorful big parrot." The male god took Xu Xiaobai's hand. Knock on Zhang Wazi's door.
The door wasn't locked or closed tightly, but with a slight push, the door opened.When he opened the door, Xu Xiaobai already had a premonition in his heart. He saw that many of Zhang Wazi's favorite things had disappeared. It was different from the last time when the master disappeared. The last time the master was only on a business trip. It's a long trip, so I took all my favorite things with me.
But Master's favorite mahogany table couldn't be moved, so a letter was left on the table.
Xu Xiaobai opened the letter, and Zhou Qingyan read: My dear student, when you read this letter, the master has already gone out, you have to stay at home and take good care of the house, as long as the master sees the master's master, after a while Come back, good apprentice, save Master's bank card.Put them all in the cabinet on the left, and the password is your birthday, good boy, last time Master didn’t leave you any money when he went out, I regretted it in my heart, and I kept thinking what to do if something happened to me, I can't say anything about Qing Yan, I always feel that Qing Yan always hides half and reveals half, maybe there is no evil intention, good boy, in fact, it doesn't matter who you like, what monster you like, as long as you can It’s fine to live a steady life with you, I’ve observed it like this, it’s okay, at least it won’t make you suffer, but the obedient disciple still has to be careful, save more private money for yourself, Xiaobai, don’t miss Master.
That sentence, Xiaobai, made Xu Xiaobai's eyes sore.
Xu Xiaobai squeezed the letter: "Master just left like this, I feel very uncomfortable." Zhou Qingyan thought that at three o'clock in the morning, Zhang Wazi got up from the bed and went out with the bird cage, probably because he was afraid of Xu Xiaobai When he woke up, he was reluctant to leave again.
Zhou Qingyan patted Xu Xiaobai on the head, and patted him into his arms: "I'm still here."
Xu Xiaobai was lying in the arms of the male god, his heart was quite calm, but he was reluctant to finally gain the upper hand. He knew that life was a series of partings and reunions, and he also knew that life was actually a reunion after a long separation.
Xu Xiaobai lay on the ground for a while, then straightened his head: "Hey, Master is gone, so let's have leftovers at noon."
By noon, everyone had no appetite.The noble monster Qiongqi is still sad because he hasn't grown up yet, maybe two rainbow lollipops can save him from his depression.
Xu Xiaobai was still a little uneasy because of Zhang Wazi leaving so quietly.
Zhou Qingyan had a good appetite, but he lost his appetite when he saw sweet potato porridge, steamed pumpkin, and shredded radish in cold salad.The two of them didn't even have lunch and lay on the sofa doing nothing, Zhou Qingyan was playing Three Kingdoms Killing with his mobile phone, Xu Xiaobai was browsing the Tianya forum, the Tianya forum became more and more popular, and there were two things that my sister-in-law and I had to say everywhere. Three things, my wife and brother-in-law ran away, what should I do, my father-in-law courted me, my mother-in-law asked me to have a second child, blah blah blah.
Xu Xiaobai felt that if he could make it together, maybe his father-in-law, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, and sister-in-law could make up a big family.
Flipping through the pages, Xu Xiaobai saw one: Sisters, I just want to wear a vest and pick up a scumbag named Xie I met in my life!
Really wearing a vest!remarkably brave.
Xu Xiaobai clicked on it, and saw that it said: I can assure you that this is [-]% true. My best girlfriend has a boyfriend. She says she is a boyfriend, but she is actually her fiancé.The man's conditions are good, he works in a state-owned enterprise, his salary is not low, his height and appearance are relatively high-quality, his family has a house and a car, he has been talking with my best friend for several years, and he may get married next year, but this man has disappeared!gone!
Seeing this, Xu Xiaobai raised his foot and kicked the male god who was playing with his mobile phone: "Come here, come here, let's take a look together, why do I feel that this scumbag man surnamed Xie picked up looks like Xie Shu."
Zhou Qingyan went around from the sofa and sat behind Xu Xiaobai, letting Xu Xiaobai's head rest on his abdomen.The male god's abdomen is full of comfortable small abdominal muscles, but it is a bit hard.
The male god bent his head to look at the mobile phone with Xu Xiaobai, his hair was a little long and fell on Xu Xiaobai's face and felt a little itchy, and his heart was also a little itchy.When the male god's voice sounded, Xu Xiaobai felt his palms itch. He had read the passage that the male god read, but after the male god read it, he felt that what the male god read was not gossip, but What a literary masterpiece.
The voice of the male god is always so serious.
I want people to scratch it with their hands to see if the voice of the male god makes people laugh.Zhou Qingyan finished reading the paragraph Xu Xiaobai had read, and continued to read: "I will continue to say that the wedding date is set for next year. A few days ago, the scumbag proposed to break up with my best friend. My best friend meant to be good all the time. Yes, why are we going to break up all of a sudden, let the scumbag man surnamed Xie give a reason, the scumbag man surnamed Xie hesitated and couldn’t tell why, but he insisted on breaking up, my girlfriend wondered if he was cheating, I also followed him secretly, but I didn't find anything. It's wrong anyway! My best friend doesn't want to break up. Although they didn't send an invitation to get married next year, relatives and friends at home know about it. This matter has not been discussed yet, the scumbag has disappeared, and my best friend is pregnant! I wiped it, it was a mess, it was a mess, and I asked the scumbag’s parents that they didn’t know where the scumbag went. It’s been almost eight days , I can’t get through the phone, WeChat and QQ are not online, it’s as if the world has evaporated, my best friend is very embarrassed, the child in my belly doesn’t know where he is, and I don’t know if he will stay or not.”
No need to continue reading, the male god said with certainty: "It's Xie Shu." Because it was seven or eight days since Xie Shu arrived at Henggongyu.
Xu Xiaobai took the phone and looked back, and found that the owner of the bar hadn't been updated, but everyone had given free rein to their imaginations, each directed a few TV dramas about falling in love and killing each other, scumbags resenting girls, and mistresses.Xu Xiaobai turned back and asked the male god: "The Xie Shu disappeared, was it eaten by something?"
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