Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai put the fish on the low coffee table in the center of the room, and said to Zhou Qingyan: "Put down the bag and the fish tank, and eat first, you haven't had dinner yet, have you?"

Waiting to ask this question, Zhou Qingyan put the cloth bag on the ground, put the fish tank on the coffee table, and sat cross-legged on the cushion next to the coffee table, waiting for dinner.

Xu Xiaobai didn't expect Zhou Qingyan to come, so he prepared himself a fish head with chopped peppers and steamed half a pot of rice. It didn't seem enough right now, so he took out some stewed vegetables from the refrigerator, cut some pork head meat, pork liver, and pig intestines, Sprinkle with cilantro and chopped green onion, mix with balsamic vinegar and light soy sauce, and drizzle with sesame oil, it is a dish anyway.

There is also a bottle of June fragrant bean paste in the kitchen, take it out, cut a few pieces of water radish, break off two cucumbers, add a few pieces of green onion, the cucumbers are all grown in my own yard, and when you break it, there is a kind of fragrance The taste rushed out, and a few drops of cool juice flowed out of the mouth.

Xu Xiaobai went out with one meat and one vegetable, Zhou Qingyan's stomach was already growling, and he only ate five steamed buns, but it didn't work at all.

Xu Xiaobai looked back at the kitchen: "The rice inside is already served, go and bring it out." Zhou Qingyan walked into the kitchen and saw two bowls of rice on the table, the bowls were about the size of a palm, and they were less than half full. Looking at the rice cooker, he picked up the spoon and put a spoonful of rice on it firmly.

Xu Xiaobai looked at the two bowls of rice on Gangjian, and wanted to say in his heart, really, I'm not too hungry, I still want to save my stomach to eat watermelon, but seeing Zhou Qingyan's sincere eyes, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but take the bowl , and said: "Thank you."

The fish in the fish tank on the coffee table moved first, Zhou Qingyan took out a big steamed bun from the cloth bag and threw it in, the fish didn't even look at it, so he just swept it aside, Zhou Qingyan picked up a few pieces of pig intestines and threw it in.

Holding the bowl, Xu Xiaobai felt that it was a miracle that the fish could survive to this day with Zhou Qingyan's way of feeding the fish, so he couldn't help asking: "Is there no fish food? If you feed it like this, you will have to collect its corpse in a few days. "

Xu Xiaobai stared at the fish curiously: "This fish looks pretty ugly, look at the few hairs on its head, it looks like three hairs, what kind of fish is this with long hairs."

As soon as he finished talking about the ugly fish, he saw the little blue fish soaring into the air, and in a blink of an eye it was face to face with Xu Xiaobai, then spit out a mouthful of saliva, and rushed towards Xu Xiaobai's face with a piece of pig intestines.

Xu Xiaobai's face was drooling, a piece of pig intestine was hanging from his nose, he touched his face, and saw the little fish cocking its tail triumphantly in the water tank.It made people laugh and cry, Xu Xiaobai turned his head and said to Zhou Qingyan: "You are not a fish, you are a fish essence."

Then, Xu Xiaobai couldn't laugh or cry at Zhou Qingyan, he just watched a fish, the food on the coffee table was almost wiped out, the fish head with chopped peppers had turned into a pile of white bones, even the chopped peppers were mixed After the meal, there were only a few coriander leaves floating on a plate of stewed vegetables.Zhou Qingyan put down the bowl: "This is a kun."

Never heard of this type of fish.Xu Xiaobai wiped his face, squatted down the bowl and went back: "Isn't there enough food?" Zhou Qingyan held the bowl, a little embarrassed: "I ate a little too much."

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly waved his hands: "Not much, not much, I'll go and cut some more dishes, do you want some more rice?" He pushed his rice over: "Eat my bowl too, I want some watermelon tonight .”

Xu Xiaobai went to the kitchen again and cut a huge plate of stewed vegetables. Zhou Qingyan served the stewed vegetables and ate three bowls of rice at Gangjian, only then did he feel that his stomach was a little firmer.

But when I went to someone else's house on the first day, I was too embarrassed to eat too much, so Zhou Qingyan reluctantly put down the bowl.

It's hot in summer, it's still not dark at this point, so Xu Xiaobai went to the big water urn in the yard to fish out the watermelon soaked at noon.

Sitting under the vine in the yard with Zhou Qingyan and eating watermelon.Thin-skinned watermelon, when the watermelon knife touches it lightly, there will be a crisp sound, and the watermelon will split open and automatically split into two halves.

Zhou Qingyan moved his nose, the watermelon was just right, it was not greasy at the moment, and it was full of juice.Xu Xiaobai cut a corner of watermelon and handed it to Zhou Qingyan.

While the two were eating watermelon, Xu Xiaobai introduced the situation to Zhou Qingyan: "Master, he has gone somewhere and hasn't come back yet. We all live on the first floor. Your room is next to mine. If you have anything to do, you can call me. You can come to me for anything, there is a restaurant upstairs, our family cooks private dishes, it is famous in the city, it only opens three days a week, and people have to line up to eat."

Zhou Qingyan's eyes were filled with amazement: "Zhang Wazi really knows how to do business, and all the people who do business in our village are capable people." His salary from last month and last month was still held in Zhang Wazi's hands. It hasn't been released yet, and Zhang Wazi cried poor every time he didn't even want to buy a piece of meat last month.

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, in fact, it's just average, as long as it's green food here." He looked at Zhou Qingyan, Zhou Qingyan had already eaten half of a large watermelon, and the remaining half remained untouched. Save it for him.

Xu Xiaobai said: "If you think it's good, you can also open a restaurant with us. Master will definitely agree."

Zhou Qingyan looked at Xu Xiaobai with burning eyes: "Really?"

Xu Xiaobai hummed confidently.

After eating the watermelon, Xu Xiaobai led Zhou Qingyan to his room. Zhou Qingyan put the fish tank on the window sill and helped the branch soaked in the water.

Xu Xiaobali put on the sheets: "I like to sleep on soft beds. I don't know if you like soft or hard ones, so I will give you a few extra layers. If you don't like them, you can take them off."

Zhou Qingyan stood aside, fiddling with his old black Nokia. He opened an account with no name or number and sent a text message: Hello, leader of the Demon Supervision Office. I want to report my superior, Comrade Zhang Wazi, for deducting the wages of his subordinates. , At the same time, it was reported that he had been absent from work for two weeks, and hoped that the leader would give him a ten-month salary penalty. I hope he agrees. Don't ask me who I am, I am a brick of the motherland.

When Zhou Qingyan heard Xu Xiaobai asking him, he nodded obediently, looking very obedient.

Xu Xiaobai felt that this killer was not as arrogant as he seemed.He looked at Zhou Qingyan's dusty appearance, pointed to the bathroom and said, "Go inside and take a bath."

After Xu Xiaobai made the bed for Zhou Qingyan, he saw two large cloth bags in the room. He didn't know what was in them, and he was embarrassed to open them, so he stared at the green branch in the fish tank.

Suddenly, I felt that the leaves on the branches became bigger, as big as a palm.

Xu Xiaobai rubbed his eyes, and looked again, the leaves on the branches were still small buds.

Xu Xiaobai heard Zhou Qingyan calling him in the bathroom, so he ran over to look. Zhou Qingyan leaned out of the bathroom with his upper body naked: "Where is the soap?"

Xu Xiaobai saw the two bulging chest muscles on Zhou Qingyan's chest, and the water flowed down along the perfect shape of the chest muscles. Zhou Qingyan's Shamat's hair was soaked in water and parted to both sides, completely exposing his face.

Xu Xiaobai covered his nose involuntarily: "The blue bottle is shower gel, you use that to wash."

He covered his nose and walked back to Zhou Qingyan's room, sat on the chair and couldn't help saying: "My God."

When Zhou Qingyan returned after taking a shower, Xu Xiaobai was still sitting on the chair with a red face, his lower body was still wearing the washed white jeans, his upper body was naked, and he walked in naked.

Xu Xiaobai pointed to the cloth bag in the corner: "Do you want to tidy up?"

Zhou Qingyan put the towel on his head, and squatted on the ground to untie the cloth bag. Xu Xiaobai came to his side and watched together. There was a big cloth bag of choked noodles with big steamed buns, and a big cloth bag of cucumbers and eggplants, some big and some small.

Xu Xiaobai saw that he brought this little possession: "I didn't bring any clothes, did you forget?"

There is simply no money to buy it.Zhou Qingyan stared at Xu Xiaobai and nodded: "Well, I forgot."

Xu Xiaobai felt that Zhou Qingyan was staring at him like a docile shepherd dog that just got out of the water. His dark eyes were like two black grapes that wanted to be touched.

He couldn't help covering his nose again: "Then I'll take you to buy some tomorrow. Well, I'll take the steamed buns and vegetables to the kitchen first."

After finishing speaking, Xu Xiaobai dragged a cloth bag with one hand to go, but he tried hard, but it was quite heavy, so he didn't pull it for a while.

Zhou Qingyan helped: "I'll do it." Xu Xiaobai quickly waved his hand: "No, no, I'll do it by myself, you've been tired all day, I'll do it by myself, you rest first, I can move."

Zhou Qingyan didn't let go immediately, and dragged Xu Xiaobai to the door together, Xu Xiaobai pressed the door: "I'll do it myself, I'll do it myself." Seeing that he was anxious, Zhou Qingyan let go, took out two steamed buns from the cloth bag, and threw them away .

Xu Xiaobai looked along the parabola, and the steamed buns fell into the fish tank on the window sill. He saw that palm-sized little blue fish opened its mouth, and a huge black hole opened up in its mouth, swallowing the two steamed buns in two gulps.

Swallow it!Xu Xiaobai stared at Xiaoyu's flat belly, it must have been an illusion just now!Xu Xiaobai closed the door, leaned against the door and shook his head to wake himself up, then dragged two big cloth bags to the kitchen.

Zhou Qingyan dried his hair, fiddled with a few young leaves on the branches, and looked carefully, it seemed that they had grown a little, and then looked at the bottom, there was still no root growing.

He lay on the bed, the mattress was very thick, and it was very comfortable to lie on, much more comfortable than the hard bed at home, and a straw mat was laid out for him in case he got hot.Strange to be careful.It was really comfortable to sleep on.

Very comfortable.But Zhou Qingyan opened his eyes in the middle of the night, his eyes were sober, and he lay quietly on the bed listening to all the sounds.

The sound of cicadas.the wind.Crickets chirp.Under the wind blowing, the leaves of the plants planted in the yard are turning, and the sound of cars passing by on the street.

The room next door to him seemed to be very quiet, only the sound of breathing, probably already asleep.

Zhou Qingyan pushed the door silently with bare feet and walked out. He stood outside the door and moved his nose.