Shanhaijing monster edible guide

This faint smell of monsters does not belong to anyone in this ward, it comes from Wang Xiaoheng. This does not mean that Wang Xiaoheng is a monster, but that Wang Xiaoheng's body is contaminated with the smell of monsters.The smell of the yokai is so light, it doesn't smell like a big yokai, but a powerful one.

Hearing Xu Xiaobai's voice, the male god turned his head: "What are you looking at?" Xu Xiaobai pointed out the window and said, "I saw a man just now, anyway, it's quite strange." The staff of the office had already come to check what was going on, Xu Xiaobai found a more strange thing, he found that the man just now had disappeared, so he just turned his head and called out the time of the male god.

The male god came over and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xu Xiaobai shook his head: "It's okay, it seems that I saw a monster just now." It should be a monster that disappeared so quickly, or a monster that is not friendly to humans.

After Zhang Wazi and Wang Xiaoheng finished talking, they looked over from Xu Xiaobai's side, and saw his master patted his chest with a protective expression on his master's face.Zhang Wazi greeted Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan: "Let's go back first." He said to Wang Xiaoheng: "Wait for my news, brother will definitely handle this matter for you."

Dealing with this matter, I am afraid that this matter cannot be handled by Comrade Zhang Wazi, and why should such a delicious fish be handed over to Comrade Zhang Wazi? It smells, whether it is steamed, braised, or raw fish The slices were delicious.

If it was a big fish, the male god felt that this meal would definitely fill him up.

The male god's ears are very good, and he clearly heard what Wang Xiaoheng and Zhang Wazi said.Wang Xiaoheng received a business order. The son of a family would fall asleep every few days. After waking up, he looked happy, as if he was in love. The family took him to the doctor many times. , the doctors couldn't find anything wrong, so they invited Wang Xiaoheng to go over.

It sounds a bit like an ancient story.Zhou Qingyan remembers such stories in the early days, but many of them became good stories, and many of them became tragedies.Which family's lady wakes up in her sleep, and when she wakes up, she finds a young man who is her lover in the dream. Later, the lover is the champion of high school, and the lover finally gets married. This is a romantic relationship in a dream. Which family's The son was intoxicated in his dream, in which peony flowers, red plum blossoms, pink lotus flowers, and peony flowers bloomed one by one, infinitely beautiful. When he woke up, he saw that his garden had been burned to ashes, and there were no more flowers like it. he dreamed.

Two-legged sheep will probably never be able to understand monsters. One of the ways monsters like is direct, or they go to the window at midnight, or go straight into dreams, entangle you, seduce you, and make you think that this is infinite love and accidental fate.

There are always lucky monsters and unlucky monsters in this kind of directness, like the monster who seduced the young lady and got the first prize. In the end, the lovers get married. in the hands of those you love.

No matter how you die, it is a tragedy after all.

Walking out of the gate of the hospital and sitting in a taxi, Zhou Qingyan said to Zhang Wazi without changing his face: "I made an appointment for you to apply for the certificate. If you have a relationship, you can do it in advance, or you have to wait until three months later." .”

Zhang Wazi was puzzled, a fake certificate still needs to make an appointment?He said: "I need to make an appointment for this. I probably won't be able to do it recently. I promised to do something for my junior brother."

Zhou Qingyan answered him: "No way, I'm too proficient in the business, and there are too many people waiting. If I hadn't jumped in line, I'm afraid we'd have to queue for three months. I've decided that you should go."

Zhang Wazi thought about it for a while, and decided that it was not an option for him not to go, but Wang Xiaoheng still had something to do there, so he asked Zhou Qingyan: "How long will it take?"

Zhou Qingyan was not guilty: "The time is quite short, I don't think it takes much time, why don't you go and have a look tomorrow?"

Zhang Wazi felt that it would be okay if the time was not long, and it would not be too late to go to Wang Xiaoheng's affairs after completing the certificate, so he nodded in agreement.

Zhou Qingyan sent the location to Zhang Wazi. He made an appointment at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning, and the location was Shaxian snack on Huayang Road.Zhang Wazi felt quite puzzled, why did he offer to have a snack in Sha County?

Zhang Wazi just met his younger brother today, and he was very excited. He ate an extra bowl of rice for dinner, and went for a walk in the yard. While walking, he found that the vegetables in the yard were gone, and they were all naked, so he asked Xu Xiaobai for the vegetables. Where have they all gone.

Where did Xu Xiaobai dare to say that the monsters were killed in fighting, so he said that there was a heavy rain, and the rain was so heavy that it washed away all the vegetables that were planted, and they were never planted after they were washed away.

The noble big monster Qiongqi is a little uncomfortable with the sudden addition of a person in the family, and has been lying on the grape trellis with eyes wide open.The noble big monster Qiongqi took advantage of Mr. Jiuqing's object to return to the room, and hid secretly in the leaves of the vine, while Zhang Wazi was not paying attention, he rushed towards Zhang Wazi, the noble big monster Qiongqi swears in his heart that he must tell this little boy whose territory this is!

Although Zhang Wazi is much younger and his body is much more flexible, when the noble monster Qiongqi rushed over, he didn't dodge. Qiongqi lay on Zhang Wazi's chest, bared his teeth, and stretched out his claws Shoot towards Zhang Wazi.Zhang Wa dodged and reached out to catch Qiongqi, but he couldn't catch him.He found out that although this body was much younger, in addition to inheriting the beauty of the silk girl, it seemed that she had also inherited the frailty of the girl.

Following Qiongqi for a few laps, Zhang Wazi found that he was a little struggling. In addition, it seemed that the spells and martial arts he had practiced before did not exist, but they all existed in a different body. His current ability can only stimulate Move a paper symbol!

Looking at the flame talisman chasing Qiongqiman's yard, Zhang Wazi fell into depression.

Zhou Qingyan saw Zhang Wazi and Qiongqi fighting from the door. Comrade Zhang Wazi's current situation is not the opponent of that monster at all. It is better to go to apply for a certificate honestly. As a national civil servant who loves his colleagues, Zhou Qingyan said I must eat that delicious fish.

The subject is sitting on the sofa watching TV, the fruit plate on the table is full of green dates, all of them are as green as jade, it seems that after one bite, the green juice will flow out, the delicious taste is in the Echoing back and forth in the mouth.Xu Xiaobai picked up a green jujube and put it into his mouth, it was sweet and crisp, so he picked up another one and put it into the male god's mouth.

Zhou Qingyan took a bite, the jujube was big and the skin was thin, it was delicious and the flesh was thick.After Zhou Qingyan finished eating green dates, he saw that his partner was watching a fun and funny variety show. He didn't know what was so good about this show. It was made by a small workshop, and everything was decided by the boss. True.

Zhou Qingyan quietly turned up the volume with the remote control, and then walked into the toilet with her mobile phone.

Zhou Qingyan squatted on the toilet seat and called Teacher Lin.

Teacher Lin was very excited when she received a call from her husband: "Sir, you remembered me. I was lying on the big big bed, rolling back and forth, and the lazy artifact was on my bedside. Sir, do you want to come and talk to me?" Shall I try it together?" The husband simply refused him: "No, I will let you go to the Sha County snack on Huayang Road at eight o'clock tomorrow."

Teacher Lin showed a wry smile: "Sir, I know what it is, and I will definitely satisfy him. What do you think of three days?"

Three days is too short, ever since Zhang Wazi came back, his partner was too embarrassed to kiss him, so Zhou Qingyan said: "Double." Teacher Lin had an expression I knew: "Then double it, I'll give you a kiss." Tomorrow, I must go to the Shaxian snack on Huayang Road on time at eight o'clock."

Zhou Qingyan was very satisfied: "Then, hang up."

Teacher Lin reluctantly said: "Did you just hang up like this, sir, you haven't said goodbye to me yet, good night."

Zhou Qingyan still clearly remembered the consequences of not saying goodbye and good night, so he finally said to Mr. Bai: "Goodbye, good night." He hung up the phone quickly. Sure enough, he and Mr. Bai could not get along for more than 30 seconds, otherwise there would always be a child. An urge to eat it, Mr. Bai, this monster is really hard to describe.

When Zhou Qingyan came out after making the phone call, Xu Xiaobai had almost eaten up a plate of green dates, and now only a quarter of the plate was full.Zhou Qingyan reached out and took the plate away: "I can't eat it."

Xu Xiaobai licked his tongue: "It's delicious."

The jujubes are crisp, sweet, and juicy, making people want to eat them one by one.

Zhou Qingyan put his hand on Xu Xiaobai's stomach: "If you eat too much, your stomach will feel uncomfortable." The male god's hand is very comfortable. It is dry and cool in summer, but now it is warm and comfortable. Like a hot baby on the stomach.

Xu Xiaobai peeked at the master who was fighting with the little Naimiao outside, the master didn't have time to pay attention to them, so Xu Xiaobai stretched out his hand to cover the face of the male god and himself, and kissed secretly.

Zhou Qingyan laughed. He flattened Xu Xiaobai's cotton T-shirt, got up and found a hawthorn pill from the medicine box, broke off half of the hawthorn pill, and stuffed it into Xu Xiaobai's mouth: "Go to sleep, tomorrow Shall we go out to play?"

Xu Xiaobai chewed the hawthorn pill in his mouth, it was astringent, sour, and dry, he took a big sip of water and swallowed it: "Where are we going to play?"

Zhou Qingyan answered him: "Go fishing." It's been a long time since I've eaten enough, and I hope the fish I caught this time can be full!The emptiness that was eaten is no longer a matter, and the male god feels hungry.

You can also fish in the small world of the flower pot.Maybe fishing with a group of people is more interesting, Xu Xiaobai nodded: "Okay, then let's go fishing tomorrow." He checked the time, it was already past eleven o'clock, Xu Xiaobai felt sick to his stomach after eating half a hawthorn pill I felt much more comfortable here, yawned, and went to bed first.