Shanhaijing monster edible guide

After a distance, Zhou Qingyan smelled a sour smell, which was the same as that of Qiongqi.Zhou Qingyan asked Xu Xiaobai: "What are you holding in your hand? It doesn't smell very good."

Xu Xiaobai sniffed the demon testing agent in his hand, but couldn't smell anything: "I didn't smell it, the thing in my hand is the demon testing drug I bought back."

Xu Xiaobai shook his empty wallet: "It cost 3000 yuan." Thinking about the trouble that Little Naimiao caused him, Xu Xiaobai sighed from the bottom of his heart, keeping a cat is really expensive.

Zhou Qingyan took the demon test agent to have a look, the sour smell was very strong, this bottle of purple test demon water made Zhou Qingyan smell similar to Comrade Zhang Wazi.Probably this bottle of test demon water came from the same place as Comrade Zhang Wazi.

Zhou Qingyan unscrewed the demon test agent and smelled it. It smelled sour. However, the ingredients inside seemed to have some effect.A small vial, still with a nozzle, can be put into a pocket or hung on a key chain. Zhou Qingyan took out Xu Xiaobai's key from his pocket, and then hung the potion bottle of the demon test agent on Xu Xiaobai's On the key chain: "It's not expensive. This is to judge whether it is a monster through the monster's monster aura. Ordinary and low-level monsters can still be identified, but some advanced monsters who have cultivated can't be distinguished. You can keep it for fun." Play."

Xu Xiaobai looked at the bottle of purple potion: "Does it really work?"

Zhou Qingyan laughed: "Do you want to try?"

Forget it, these few monsters in the family should be powerful, and there is no change even when sprayed on the little Naimiao, so it can be seen that their little Naimiao is also a powerful monster, let alone, Xu Xiaobai sees Look at the dragon god on my arm, let alone the dragon god on my arm, this is even more powerful.

Xu Xiaobai put the key chain in his bag: "I don't want to try it anymore, there is no place to try it. It would be bad if it gets sprayed on someone else." Zhou Qingyan replied: "It's okay, we'll hear about it after spraying it on for a while." Zhou Qingyan Take his hand: "Let's try."

In fact, Xu Xiaobai really wanted to try it. He bought it for 3000 yuan. If it really doesn't work, wouldn't it be a waste of money?But Xu Xiaobai was always worried, feeling that the relationship between people is quite tense now. If it is estimated that he is not the only one who bought this test monster potion, if this test monster potion really works, the monsters sprayed on the human world will become Fluorescent green, what should I do if it affects people's lives?

But now the male god goes to try, that is to try.

Leaving Longshen to look after the house, it happened that the toilet paper, oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar at home should be replenished, and the mop at home was also broken. The broken mop was a cloth mop. Xu Xiaobai wanted to change it to a sponge mop that could control water. I chose Carrefour supermarket as the place to try.

The male god drove a small tram and took Xu Xiaobai to the Carrefour supermarket. It felt like there were more people in the supermarket and fewer people on the road. Even the people in the store were much better. There have been many monsters hurting people recently. Humans are restless in their hearts. They are afraid that monsters will hurt people on their own bodies, and monsters are also uncomfortable in their hearts. They always feel that their peaceful life will be broken at any time.

But there are still not too few people in the supermarket, no matter how worried they are, everyone still buys vegetables to eat.Xu Xiaobai was pushing the shopping cart, and the male god was picking rice.The rice is packed in bags, the bags are different, and the smell is also different. The difference is the smell of sunlight. Some rice has a stronger smell of sunshine, some rice has a lighter smell, some rice is cold, and some The rice is warm and sweet, some rice is fragrant, some rice is restrained, and it is always the best. The male god picked out a bag from it: "I want this bag of rice."

Xu Xiaobai looked at the price, this bag of rice is the most expensive, Xu Xiaobai nodded: "Then this bag of rice."

The male god put the rice on the shopping cart, picked out toilet paper, balsamic vinegar, light soy sauce, iodized salt, sunflower oil, and olive oil and put them in the shopping cart.The mop was on the second floor, and the male god took out the bottle of demon tester from Xu Xiaobai's pocket, and said to Xu Xiaobai, "See the guy picking watermelons over there, the guy in the white top, brown pants, and gold-rimmed glasses?" , Spray on him."

Xu Xiaobai took the test demon potion from the male god, he was very nervous, he saw the man who was picking watermelon and wearing a white jacket and brown pants, he asked the male god softly: "What kind of monster is this?"

Zhou Qingyan answered him with a smile: "He is a goat spirit who has been mature for less than 200 years. He has a very docile personality and is a little timid."

Goat essence is very timid, Xu Xiaobai became more courageous.

Xu Xiaobai quietly walked behind the goat essence holding the demon test agent. The goat essence was carefully picking out watermelons. There were several handfuls of green vegetables and a few white radishes in his shopping basket. Xu Xiaobai couldn't help but look at Looking in the shopping cart with goat essence, I don’t know whether the vegetables and white radishes in it are eaten raw or cooked.

Xu Xiaobai's heart thumped, he had a secret feeling of doing something bad, but he was nervous.Xu Xiaobai pretended to be picking watermelons around the Goat Essence. While pretending to pick watermelons, Xu Xiaobai looked up at the male god. The male god was seriously looking at him to see something bad. Xu Xiaobai gestured towards the male god.

The male god nodded, then walked over with a shopping basket, and stood beside the watermelon seller to pick mangoes.While the goat spirit was not paying attention, Xu Xiaobai sprayed a little purple demon test agent on his hand, and when the goat spirit concentrated on picking watermelons, he wiped the purple demon test agent from his palm onto the goat spirit's white shirt.

Xu Xiaobai couldn't smell it, the goat spirit smelled a sour smell, he turned his head and looked around, and carefully checked his clothes and pockets, wondering if he had brought something that shouldn't go out , and even wondered if he stepped on something.In the end, there was nothing, so the goat spirit wondered if the watermelon inside the watermelon was broken.Xu Xiaobai pulled out his hand and put it in his pocket, and then he was stunned to find that the purple dot of the test agent on the goat spirit's white shirt had turned into fluorescent green. Not a fake!

Excitedly, Xu Xiaobai pointed to the fluorescent green spot on the back of the goat spirit towards the male god, and said silently: Look, it is useful.

The male god laughed, he opened his palm and made a wiping motion, the air was like a devourer with teeth, bit by bit it quietly devoured the fluorescent green behind the goat spirit, decomposed it, bit by bit Not left.White shirt, another clean white shirt.

Goat Jing finished picking the watermelon, put the watermelon in the shopping cart, and pushed the shopping cart away. He thought that the watermelon in the supermarket must have been broken, which is why there is such an unpleasant smell. It's getting less serious.

Xu Xiaobai couldn't help laughing when he saw the goat spirit pushing the shopping cart away, he had a sense of secrecy that he did bad things without being discovered, this kind of secrecy made people want to laugh excitedly, Xu Xiaobai went to the male god's side and greeted him Said: "I did it, it's really a test of the demon potion, it really works."

Zhou Qingyan took out a pack of wet wipes from the shopping basket, took Xu Xiaobai's hand, carefully wiped off the purple demon test agent on Xu Xiaobai's hand, and praised Xu Xiaobai: "You did it beautifully."

Xu Xiaobai's face became embarrassing: "I also think I did a good job."

After the male god wiped his hands, he put the dirty wipes in the shopping basket and threw them out together later.The male god asked him: "Would you like to try it again later, that one over there is a bitch with a very soft personality." Xu Xiaobai shook his head: "Don't try it, I know I didn't buy a fake product and that's all. "He has switched positions with the male god now. Now the male god is pulling the shopping basket, and Xu Xiaobai is in charge of picking things. Unlike Zhou Qingyan, who picks the best and most delicate things for everything, Xu Xiaobai always likes the things he likes. Take a little, and in a short while, fill the basket full, such as coffee, convenience, soaked chicken feet, dried beans, jelly beans, and bread.

When I paid the bill, I remembered that I didn’t buy a mop, so I went back to look for a mop again, and then I went out to check out. After calculation, I spent 600 yuan to go out this time.Feeling that this money is ancestors when it is in short supply, it is called money when it is earned, and it is paper when it is spent, Xu Xiaobai worriedly took out six red notes.When I came out, I saw that the sales offices were depressed. Recently, the house prices have risen sharply. When I close my eyes at night, it is still [-], and when I open my eyes in the morning, it is [-]. The salary is unshakeable, but people are still rushing like crazy. Buying and robbing houses is like robbing pork. I don’t know what happened to the working people in this country, they are crazy.

Today, the sales office is depressed, Xu Xiaobai wants to lower the house price.

When I left the supermarket, the two shopping baskets were full, but the shopping cart could only be pulled to the door of the supermarket.I bought a lot of things, and I packed five big plastic bags. At the gate of the supermarket, Xu Xiaobai discussed with the male god, or the male god would go back with two big plastic bags on his bicycle, and make three trips by himself Back with three big plastic bags.

The male god didn't have anything, so the male god thought about it, carried five large plastic bags to the door of the Carrefour supermarket, and waited at the door of the Carrefour supermarket.After a while, the male god suddenly pointed to the front and said, "Come here."

Several people walked out of the door, and everyone turned their heads to look at the male god.Xu Xiaobai saw the male god take out his mobile phone from his pocket, and swiped at these people: "It's you."

Seeing the male god's mobile phone, one of these people immediately understood that it was calling him.This is a pheasant essence, which has been refined for about 300 years. It is still a young monster. Its hair is in the classic colorful Shamat shape, and it wears four or five strings of Bodhi beads on its hands, which are polished and shiny. nice.

Zhou Qingyan swiped her phone towards Pheasant Essence: "The Demon Supervisor's Office will check."

Pheasant Essence glanced at Zhou Qingyan, but couldn't see anything, only thought that the person in front of him was an ordinary human being.When Mr. Jiuqing deliberately hid himself, no one could discover Mr. Jiuqing's true strength.

The present era is different from the past.

In the past, the staff of the Monster Supervision Office managed the monsters effectively, and they were feared by the monsters. But overnight, since Minister Yin made a declaration on TV, some monsters completely liberated themselves.

Pheasant Essence laughed loudly. He held the things in his hand and said to Zhou Qingyan: "You know, I am a monster. I didn't pay the bill when I came out of the supermarket. Now you want to check my certificate, which is Shit, let me tell you, I don’t need these certificates a long time ago, you cowardly and cowardly humans.”

As he spoke, Xu Xiaobai saw Pheasant Essence reaching out to get the cell phone in the male god's hand.

Xu Xiaobai turned the plastic bag in his hand towards Pheasant Essence's outstretched hand. There was a big bag of rice in the plastic bag, and it hurt when it hit his hand.Xu Xiaobai whispered: "You are the shit."

Pheasant Essence is not afraid of this big bag of rice, he stretches out his hand to grab Xu Xiaobai's bag, even a weak chicken like Xu Xiaobai can poke him to death with just one finger.Therefore, the Pheasant Essence smiled very proudly.

The male god stretched out his empty hand.The plastic bag that Xu Xiaobai swung out was empty, and the male god held the hand that the pheasant spirit stretched out.The Pheasant Essence stared at Zhou Qingyan with wide-eyed eyes, and he heard his own voice of groaning, the scream of Pheasant Essence was stuck in his throat, and every inch of bone in his hand was making sounds, shattering, , Inch by inch, the marrow in the bones burst out and mixed into the flesh and blood.His whole hand was shattered!Shattered into broken bones inch by inch!

Unable to utter a scream, Pheasant Essence could only pant heavily, and the male god asked him, "Do you have a certificate?"

Pheasant Essence hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes."

The male god said to him, "Take it out and have a look."

Pheasant Essence felt Zhou Qingyan's hand exerting force again, and Pheasant Essence heard that the bones on his arm began to break inch by inch, and the bone marrow inside began to burst out. The pain was so painful that Pheasant Essence wished to die. Grind him to death!Pheasant Essence was sweating profusely, his lips were purple, and all the bones in the chicken wings were broken!

Pheasant Jing opened his mouth, unable to speak.

The male god said: "Speak."

Pheasant Jing stammered and replied: "The certificate, the certificate, I burned it."

Very good, according to the Ghost Management Law of the Demon Supervision Office, Article 110, Chapter 6, Article [-], anyone who intentionally damages the residence permit issued by the Demon Supervision Office will be detained for one to three months.

So Zhou Qingyan dialed the number of the Yaojian Office, and someone connected in a short while. The male god reported: "Hello, I am Zhou Qingyan from the cleaning team. I found a pheasant essence that deliberately damaged the residence certificate in Carrefour in the city center. What, let me Send it over, don’t you come here for detention, there are not enough manpower, you have to send it over, I don’t have time, I’m still working, work is delayed, you want me to send it over by myself?”

Xu Xiaobai saw that the male god hung up the phone quickly, and asked Shan Jijing: "Do you have a car?" Shan Jijing's hand hurt terribly, and he replied with cold sweat: "Yes, yes."

The male god said to him: "Now I order you to send us home first, and then surrender to the certificate management center of the demon supervisor."

Xu Xiaobai looked at Pheasant Essence's arm hanging down at an unnatural angle. In fact, at the beginning, the male god just wanted this monster to send them home, but now he found out that he was performing official duties, and the monster's hands were all taken away. The male god crushed it, the male god's hands are strong, then, the male god can't drive, Xu Xiaobai can't drive either, should we expect this monster with a broken arm to take them home?