Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The big pine tree lived a long time because it stood on the ground like a giant.It already smelled danger, two eyes appeared on the trunk of the old pine tree, looking at Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan.Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai were kissing each other sweetly when they heard a voice say: "You are shameless."

Translated means no shame.Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan finished the kiss, looked at the big pine tree, and the big pine tree said it again righteously: "You are shameless."

It was the first time for Xu Xiaobai to see such a serious monster, and he couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Pine, you are still watching us kiss, if we are shameless, Mr. Pine, you probably don't look at evil. "

The pine needles all over Mr. Pine's body exploded with anger, as if he was about to launch an attack at any time.

Zhou Qingyan looked up at the big pine tree: "Becoming a human makes me tired of talking." You have to look into the eyes of this pine tree and speak to know its emotions, but this big pine tree is too tall.

The big pine tree said: "The posture of the pine is noble and clean, and I don't look like a human being."

Zhou Qingyan looked at the pine tree: "The posture of the pine is noble and pure, like Qu Yuan."

Da Songshu rejoiced: "I have admired Qu Zi for a long time, but I was born at an untimely time."

Zhou Qingyan said: "Qu Zi has the whole world in his heart, and you are bullying young people."

The big pine tree disdains: "Ordinary monsters are not worthy of being with me."

Narcissism is cured, and the male god looked at the big pine tree without changing his face. According to it, he is slightly stronger than Hei Miaomiao. Hei Miaomiao is still young, and after hundreds of years of practice, it is estimated that it will be about the same level. .It was too tiring to babble, so the male god decided to speak plainly: "Are you advanced, Pine Tree Spirit? If you think you are a gentleman, you will act like a villain.”

The male god moved his fingers: "Just like what I did."

The male god snapped his fingers, and a little flame appeared on his finger. The male god blew towards the flame on his fingertips, and the flame went towards the big pine tree spirit.As long as it gets a little bit, the big pine tree will be reduced to ashes in an instant.

The big pine tree spirit also knows how to do it. It hurried to hide, but such a big pine tree is not so flexible. After barely dodging the flames twice, the big pine tree spirit turned into a person in embarrassment, and the little flame It flew over the face of the big pine tree spirit, and flew back from the bend of the big pine tree spirit's legs, making the big pine tree into a mess.

The little flame was super powerful, and finally caught the big pine tree spirit and blocked the big pine tree spirit. The big pine tree spirit closed his eyes, feeling that he was going to be turned into ashes in the next second.

The male god's fingers snapped, and the little flame jumped back to the male god's fingertips.

The big pine tree spirit stood there in a state of embarrassment, waiting for a long time without waiting for the small flames to rustle, so he opened his eyes.The male god took out his mobile phone and swiped at the big pine tree spirit: "You don't need to teach you this lesson, please call me the Demon Supervisory Office, our people's organization!" The male god looked directly into the big pine tree spirit's eyes: "Do you understand?"

The big pine tree spirit has been invincible in this mountain forest for too long, because it has always stood at the top of the food chain, so the world view is a bit weird. It thinks that it is a noble gentleman and disdains to be with ordinary monsters like sumac essence, so it does not allow sumac Dryads stepped into its territory.

Now it fell from the highest point!It also felt the pain of being bullied, perhaps this pain was even more severe than that of the sumac tree spirit, because it thought itself a gentleman with high morals.When a gentleman is humiliated, his body will be increased tenfold.

The pine tree spirit fell into deep thought, and the male god took Xu Xiaobai's hand and walked back along the path.Xu Xiaobai whispered to the male god: "The pine spirit is very powerful, its idol is actually Qu Yuan, well, I think his idol should be Tao Yuanming, Li Bai or something."

The male god summed it up: "People are divided into groups, and things of a feather flock together."

When he went back, Hei Miaomiao was smoking a cigarette, and the sumac dryad held a sign that read: Beware of fireworks.Cautiously, it floats past and past Miss Miao's eyes from time to time, hoping that Miss Miao will see the sign it is holding in its hand.

As soon as Mr. came, Ms. Miao immediately put out the cigarette in her hand and stood up: "Sir, you are back." Zhou Qingyan nodded slightly, and said to the sumac tree spirit: "You can prepare to go back."

Ms. Miao is still waiting to see the start of the battle. Although she knows that the big pine tree spirit is definitely not enough to watch under the master's hands, it is also an honor to be able to watch the master beat the monster.But the fight hasn't started yet, so it's settled peacefully?Ms. Miao pointed at the big pine tree: "Don't beat me twice, sir?"

As a national civil servant, Zhou Qingyan decided to kill Ms. Miao's violent elements in the cradle, and he seriously taught Hei Miaomiao: "We must use peaceful means to end the problem. Of course, if we don't explain clearly, it is best to beat him up. "

Ms. Miao has been taught.

Xu Xiaobai was the male god who supported him, and couldn't help but praise the male god to Ms. Miao: "You don't know how powerful he is, but I think in the end we must rely on force to win."

Can you not expose the backstage of Mr. Xiao like this, Mr. Xiao.My husband just taught Ms. Miao to love peace, and Mr. Xiao has already said that everything can be solved by force.

Zhou Qingyan looked at Xu Xiaobai, and agreed: "Yes." Whatever the subject says is right, anyway, there is nothing wrong with saying what the subject says, even if it's slapping yourself in the face.

Mr. Jiuqing is so unprincipled.

Xu Xiaobai likes such an unprincipled Mr. Jiuqing, because he can understand that feeling, and he is willing to have no principles for the sake of a male god.

Xu Xiaobai laughed, he is still holding hands with the male god, he said to the male god: "Well, then let's go take pictures, Miss Miao is here today, we can take some full body shots."

The male god nodded, so except for the sumac tree spirit who shyly moved towards the site of the big pine tree spirit, everyone moved into the sumac tree spirit when they arrived.

The sumac forest guards a large road, and the cars leading to the villa basically pass here.Xu Xiaobai handed his mobile phone to Ms. Miao: "Ms. Miao, please take some photos for us, um, let's take a more handsome one."

Ms. Miao held up the camera to take a picture: "Mr. Xiao, it's time to change seven apples, why do you still use five?" Xu Xiaobai held up the scissors: "It's fine to use five, and it's also very useful. "

Ms. Miao took several pictures with Xu Xiaobai's cell phone, and then returned the phone to Xu Xiaobai: "Mr. Xiao, try mine. It charges for 5 minutes, and you can talk for two hours. The screen is super big. Those who are used to big screens should watch small ones." The screen is still a little unaccustomed." Ms. Miao took out her mobile phone from her bag and said to Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan: "Look at me, come on, I'll take a nice picture for everyone, and talk about eggplant with me!" Then Ms. Miao heard With a bang, the car crashed.

Ms. Miao looked back and saw that her husband's red sports car had been hit.It was a deliberate collision, and the car was parked on the side of the road. At this time, one of the wheels that was hit was suspended in the air.

Xu Xiaobai put down his scissors, his heart was about to be broken, several millions of cars were knocked out of holes, they were all dented, Xu Xiaobai was yelling in his heart, my car, my car!

Zhou Qingyan looked at the car and rubbed his fingers back and forth, did he give money away for nothing?

Ms. Miao lifted her skirt and rushed over, slapping the other car door viciously: "Get out of the car." The car door opened, and a dog came out of it. Ms. Miao looked at the dog in a suit and leather shoes, and the fur all over her body was blown up. This is not an ordinary dog ​​demon. Ms. Miao took a few steps back and waited for Mr. to come.

Xu Xiaobai walked over, he looked at the recessed place, his heart was broken, it was millions! !Xu Xiaobai took a step forward: "Mr. Tiangou, we have met before, I want to ask what's going on."

Before Tengu could answer, the door on the other side was also opened, and the owner of Tengu got out of the car: "I just saw this car staying here, and felt unlucky, and wanted to get rid of the unlucky, so I ran into it. I am in a much better mood, and it is really cool to get rid of the bad luck, say, how much does it cost?"

Xu Xiaobai liked to hear this sentence very much, and took out his mobile phone: "1000 million, thank you for Alipay transfer, I hope it can be faster, and can you make a note, I am willing to sign and press my fingerprint, [-] for this car It's up to you, you can hit a few more holes."

Obviously the style of painting is wrong!However, the words had already been spoken, and the owner of the Tengu hung his neck and asked: "What's your Alipay number?" Xu Xiaobai opened his Alipay and greeted the owner of the Tengu: "Come here and scan mine, and it will come out immediately."

The owner of Tiangou went to scan Xu Xiaobai’s Alipay account, and after scanning it, he added him as a friend. Xu Xiaobai saw the person in the Alipay circle of friends of the owner of Tiangou at the first sight and said: “Spent hundreds of millions to buy dozens of apartments, he Grandpa’s, the real estate agent actually gave me a refund, saying that I was afraid that I would live in an uncomfortable place in the future, and I would not have business in the future.” Finally, a summary: “About 80.00% of the buildings in China are substandard, and they are all made of tofu dregs. of."

Xu Xiaobai silently gave a thumbs up.

After adding Alipay, the male god came over and hooked his finger at the owner of Tiangou, who pointed at himself.Zhou Qingyan said: "Yes, it's you, come here, let's talk about life." Ten million is too little, and it is only 1000 cents to earn more.

The owner of Tengu and Zhou Qingyan went to chat about life, Tengu and Xu Xiaobai stood face to face in embarrassment, one was guarding the new black car, the other was guarding his own car, Xu Xiaobai smiled first, trying to reduce the embarrassment a little.

Tengu coughed: "Is the national civil servant still equipped with such a good car? It makes me want to be a civil servant. The benefits are really good."

Xu Xiaobai quickly explained: "We have no corruption, we have not accepted bribes, and we have no tertiary industry. We have always been serious about our work. Although we are poor, we are clean. This sports car was given by others."

Then the topic of chatting, honey juice, stopped here in embarrassment, and the two monsters and people who couldn't chat began to stare at each other again.

After a while, Zhou Qingyan and the owner of the Tengu came back, and Xu Xiaobai found that the atmosphere between the male god and the owner of the Tengu became good in an instant. It's done, I'm paying 1000 million, and that's it, if it doesn't work, I'll have people smash beer bottles at your door every day."

The male god nodded, took the check without changing his face, and put forward his own request by the way: "I probably need some field service fees, can you pay in advance, and by the way, can you call a car to take us back? The car is yours, you can hit it a few more times as you like." The matter was so perfectly resolved, Xu Xiaobai felt a little unbelievable when he came home in a black BMW, and the owner of the Tengu gave another 100 million!When I was the poorest, I didn't even think about selling the car, but now that it's broken, I've sold it instead, and it's more expensive than when I bought it.

Xu Xiaobai was still a little bit reluctant.

Xu Xiaobai asked softly: "What did you say to the owner of the Tengu, and you just solved the problem, and what else did you ask you to do?" The male god took out the check from his pocket and stuffed it into Xu Xiaobai's pocket Li: "Tomorrow, I will change it into cash and deposit it in the bank card." Xu Xiaobai nodded, and heard the male god say, "I chatted with him about Chatdog's medical records."

Playing back the time for one hour, Zhou Qingyan took the owner of the Tengu away to a secluded corner. He went straight to the center and asked the owner of the Tengu: "Do you want the Tengu to like you?" The owner of the Tengu was stunned!

The owner of the Tengu likes the Tengu very much, but it seems that the Tengu has never been enlightened. He is the stone lion in front of the gate. It makes people want to beat him.

Zhou Qingyan tapped his finger, his tone was slow and low, and his sincerity made it impossible not to believe: "Tengu's desire, anger, and irritability have all disappeared, and what remains is sincerity, loyalty, and other emotions.

There is no love without desire, love is part of desire.The male god said to the owner of the Tengu in a demagogic tone: "Do you want the love of the Tengu?" Love cannot be bred by a single emotion. Loving someone is a very complicated thing, so it always brings a very complicated feeling. emotion.Zhou Qingyan looked at Xu Xiaobai who was beside him, he likes a person whose heart is always sour, with a natural sweetness tinged with sugar.

After listening to the male god's narration, Xu Xiaobai had some thoughts: "Tengu should be sent to the fourth hospital, mainly in the psychiatric department. This is obviously a problem of schizophrenia." The male god stretched out his hand to stroke Xu Xiaobai's hair, and he answered Xu Xiaobai's Question: "Falseness created by falsehood." Now is the time to catch falsehood.

It was nice that the car drove them home before leaving.Ms. Miao bid farewell to Mr. and Mr. Xiao, and turned into a meow, jumped up the wall and ran away quickly. She really wanted to try whether the scales of this Yinglong were beautiful. The black scales of Yinglong matched with How matching it is with the brocade of the silk girl.

Xu Xiaobai casually cooked two bags of instant noodles for dinner, ate it hastily, poured water on Zhang Wazi, said goodnight to the male god, and went to bed.After the male god finished washing the dishes, he went to check on Zhang Wazi's situation, and it could be seen that Zhang Wazi was a beauty embryo.

After cleaning the table, the male god served a cup of tea, and sat still in front of the table. The male god tapped the table with his fingers. Now he needs an open place to kill the falsehood created by falsehood.

The male god pushed open the big iron gate and looked at the street in front of the gate. This road is wide and long enough, and this is a perfect place.He will probably borrow this road tomorrow night.

So at this late hour, the male god called Ms. Miao again: "Hei Miaomiao will bring two signs for road maintenance tomorrow, and hang them at the front and back of the road. I need to use this road."

Ms. Miao was still excited. When she received a call from her husband, she nodded hurriedly: "Okay, I will definitely go there with two road maintenance signs." Ms. Miao began to investigate which one of the manual workers did the best all night. "In the evening, Ms. Miao carried two large road maintenance signs. It was more comfortable to become a meow. The soft pads were very comfortable to step on the ground. The human shape carried two large road maintenance signs. Forget it, if the cat is carrying two signs, it will probably be called a god cat or something. After wiping off the corpse oil ecstasy ointment, Ms. Miao saw Mr. Big Night and Mr. Xiao standing on the side of the road Mr. Xiao is holding a bag of baked bun slices in his hand, which taste like cumin chicken.

Xu Xiaobai watched the main road with the male god while eating the baked bun slices.Did Xu Xiaobai take a piece from the membrane and put it into the male god's mouth, the male god chewed it, and the taste was acceptable, because a lot of artificial flavors were used.It was crispy, so with Xu Xiaobai's fingers, the male god swallowed another piece of steamed bun.

The male god was chewing the steamed buns, holding a cardboard box in his hand, which contained a handful of soy beans, which were left over from the last time Xu Xiaobai squeezed soy milk.The male god carefully picked up a few soybeans in the box.He said to Xu Xiaobai: "Can you go get some other beans?"

Xu Xiaobai patted himself on the head, ran to the kitchen to look for beans, there were a lot of beans in the kitchen, there were mung beans, soybeans, cowpeas, a lot of beans.

Qiongqi has been awakened!He quietly came out of the drawer, and then stood in the yard and looked at it unhurriedly. The noble big monster Qiongqi still had a scar in his heart, and there was nothing he could mend at the moment.

Facing the empty road, the male god took out his small handful of soybeans and threw them on the ground. As soon as the small soybeans rolled on the ground, the soybeans began to grow longer and larger, and after a while, they began to turn into many human shapes. Then, countless human forms appeared on the street, and Ms. Miao was dumbfounded. This is the legendary "Scattering Beans into Soldiers!"

When Xu Xiaobai came out with the beans, he found that there were a lot of people on the main road, he was shocked, when did there be so many people, and these people didn't move, they just stood there.

The male god took the beans from Xu Xiaobai.Xu Xiaobai asked him: "Why are so many people here? I was shocked just now."

The male god took out a handful of red and mung beans from the small bag that Xu Xiaobai handed over, and sprinkled them on the road.Xu Xiaobai watched intently, seeing those red beans and mung beans, they began to swell up and turned into people!

They all turned into humans. Zhou Qingyan felt that the number was about the same, so he reached out and touched the ground and the air, as if pushing time and space, and the wide road in front of him changed instantly.

Human beings transformed from red beans, mung beans, and soybeans began to bustle.Zhou Qingyan sent a message to the dog's owner: "Now you can take the dog with you, and don't forget to bring money."

The owner of the Tengu received a text message and glanced at the Tengu. The Tengu was watering the flowers in the yard with a water bottle. In fact, these tasks were done by the nanny before. Since the driver, the Tengu, has been doing everything from sanitation to meals. , and then to the courtyard.In fact, the tengu's appearance doesn't quite fit the aesthetics of the tengu's owner, and according to the scene where the tengu's owner peeked at the tengu's bath, the tengu's dick is too big, so it must not be suitable for sex.In short, everything is unsatisfactory.

However, if the tengu is below, the owner of the tengu drank a mouthful of water, and he probably needs to keep hemorrhoid cream on hand.In short, it is very tangled, but the more I look at it, the more I like it. I like the food he makes that are not very delicious, but full of human touch. Clean up and down with a rag, but there is always no clean place in the corner.

Even small flaws are cute when you like someone.

But Tengu doesn't seem to like him very much, if it's really what Zhou Qingyan said, then Tengu will never like him.However, the owner of the Tengu is very worried, what will happen to the Tengu if the illusion created by the illusion is broken?

The owner of the Tengu hesitated, he was very worried!

But after hesitating for a while, he finally sent a text message to Zhou Qingyan: "Okay, see you later." The owner of the Tengu is about to set off with the Tengu.

The time and scene on the main road changed instantly, as if other places were still, only the time grid on the main road moved quickly, experiencing desertedness, bustling, and finally bustling.Xu Xiaobai looked at the human beings that these red beans, mung beans, and soybeans turned into, and two of them started to quarrel, and the number of quarrels became more and more. Xu Xiaobai saw that such quarrels were like snowballing, more and more, more and more .

Xu Xiaobai couldn't hear what they were arguing about, so he looked at the male god.

The male god squinted his eyes and looked at everything on the main road. Their quarrel was meaningless. This was a warm-up, a warm-up for the arrival of the Tengu, no, not for the Tengu, but for the delusion derived from it The arrival of illusory, and the warm-up.