Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai got up from the bed in a daze, the male god was patting the radishes in the kitchen, the radishes were very fresh, the chopping board was full of juice when he patted it with a knife.The radish leaves are also cleaned and mixed with the red cherry radishes.Red radishes and green leaves, although they are food in late autumn, they carry a breath of summer.Drizzle sesame oil, cold vinegar, mustard oil, sugar, light soy sauce, olive oil and mix well.Standing at the door of the kitchen, Xu Xiaobai looked at the appearance of the male god mixing cold dishes, and felt very handsome in his heart.

The male god looks good in everything.

The male god waved to Xu Xiaobai, Xu Xiaobai walked over in a daze, and hung his hand on the male god's neck.The male god kissed Xu Xiaobai's forehead, squeezed out a piece of cherry radish from the glass bowl next to the salad, and brought it to Xu Xiaobai's mouth.Xu Xiaobai chewed the radish with his mouth open and his eyes closed.

The male god dragged Xu Xiaobai, who was hanging around his neck, and walked towards the living room with a salad of radishes and cherries.When putting the radish on the table, the male god tilted his body, and Xu Xiaobai also tilted, a bit like dancing a tango. The male god put his arms around Xu Xiaobai's waist with one hand, and put down the big cherry and pineapple with the other. Mixed vegetables.Xu Xiaobai finished chewing the radish, swallowed it, and finally became a little sober. Looking at the current posture, his eyes were crooked with a smile: "Are you asking me to dance?"

The male god held Xu Xiaobai's hand with one hand and Xu Xiaobai's waist with the other: "Okay, we can exercise before eating, Mr. Xu, would you like to dance with me?"

Xu Xiaobai put his hands on the male god's waist, and hugged the male god's waist tightly: "Okay, Mr. Zhou, let's dance together." The two danced slowly in the living room without music, The dances are a bit nondescript, some are like rumba, some are like ballroom dancing, and some are like tango. After they danced slowly like this, the male god raised his hand, and Xu Xiaobai landed on the sofa.

Xu Xiaobai was lying on the sofa and his whole body was crisp. Just now the male god was so suave, his heart was pounding, as if the whole living room was filled with the sound of music that made people face hot.Lying on the sofa, Xu Xiaobai was still reminiscing about the nondescript dance with the male god. Although it was nondescript, his heart was broken.

When the male god came out with the bean juice, Jiaoquan and pickles, Xu Xiaobai was still lying on the sofa, his eyes followed the figure of the male god coming in and out, Xu Xiaobai smelled a sour smell as soon as the bean juice was served , he asked: "What is this, it smells sour, sour."

The male god smiled: "This is soy juice." Xu Xiaobai had heard of soy juice, but he had never drank it. He felt that there was no soy juice store near here, or that there was no soy juice store in Zhuocheng, Xu Xiaobai asked. : "Is it a new store?"

The male god nodded: "The newly opened store smells very authentic."

Very authentic sour smell?Xu Xiaobai looked at the hot bean juice poured out of the pot by the male god. The male god carried it back in a plastic bag. When he came back, the bean juice was cold, and the cold bean juice was not tasty, so the male god poured the bean juice back into the pot It's hot inside.

Now the sour and smelly bean juice is steaming on the table.

Xu Xiaobai sat up from the sofa: "I want to eat mushroom dumplings and mushroom soup." Then he looked at the male god helplessly: "What is mushroom?" You can see what mushrooms are called. The dumplings look so good, and they make a sizzling sound when poured into the soup, which makes people drool.

The male god mixed small pickles with chili oil: "You have eaten it."

Xu Xiaobai looked at him: "What have you eaten?"

The small pickles are bright red mixed with red chili oil and sprinkled with chopped coriander, which is very beautiful.The male god took a large chopsticks and small pickles and put them on the bean juice: "I have eaten mushroom dumplings and mushroom soup."

Xu Xiaobai doesn't believe it, he doesn't even know what a mushroom is.He shook his head: "I really haven't eaten it. I don't know what mushroom is called. I feel that this name is really foreign, really foreign." In Xu Xiaobai's mind, there are many food names that are very foreign, such as the saint Fruit, kiwi fruit or something, sounds much better than Xu Xiaobai.

The male god handed the chopsticks to Xu Xiaobai: "It also has a rather vulgar name, shiitake mushrooms." The mushrooms were replaced by shiitake mushrooms, Xu Xiaobai held the chopsticks, and instantly felt something wrong. The mushroom dumpling immediately turned into a rolling, down-to-earth mushroom dumpling with big meatballs, and I lost my appetite at all.

Xu Xiaobai hiccupped involuntarily.

The male god finally concluded: "Eat."

Xu Xiaobai saw the male god pick up the bean juice and started to drink it with pickles. He drank it with courage! It was not as bad as imagined. When he drank it, his whole body was sweating. It was sour, refreshing, spicy and hot.After drinking a bowl of soybean juice, and eating a burnt ring with small pickles, Xu Xiaobai was satisfied, and lay down on the sofa again and began to close his eyes.

Mr. Xu was still in a state of not waking up, and he started snoring after lying on the soft sofa for a while.Zhou Qingyan wiped off the bean juice from the corner of Xu Xiaobai’s mouth with a wet towel, and cleaned up the dishes on the table. There was still half a bowl left after eating the cherries and radishes. At this time, the male god thought of Mr. Kun. How easy it is to feed, just pour half a bowl of leftover rice, and now I really want to give this half bowl of leftover radishes to Mr. Kun.

By the way, I poured water on Zhang Wazi, and Zhang Wazi is already a neat human figure, and he will be able to open his eyes and start a new life in a few days.Zhou Qingyan turned on the TV in a low voice, intending to clean the living room thoroughly. He brought half a bucket of water, rinsed off the mop, and began to scrub the furniture in the living room.The air conditioner was turned on well, and a blanket was covered around Xu Xiaobai's waist.

After the male god wiped the furniture in the room, the morning news started to play, and he saw an acquaintance.The acquaintance I saw on TV before was Chief Qiao, but now the acquaintance I saw was Minister Yin.

The second department of the National Security Bureau, Minister Yin.Minister Yin spoke on behalf of the National Security Bureau: The National Security Bureau will separate from the Office of the Supervision of Monsters and set up a separate department, and this department will only accept monsters. "Minister Yin spoke, and his approach has been supported by many leaders.

Minister Yin stood in front, and in front of him were the reporters. At this moment, Minister Yin was facing not only these reporters, but also monsters and humans who were watching the morning news all over the country.His face is white jade, his lips are vermilion, and there is a little cinnabar mole between his eyebrows, which is naturally beautiful with kindness and kindness.However, Minister Yin said: "The time has come for monsters to rule the world. It is time for you to withdraw from the stage. I announce that the National Security Bureau will separate from the Monster Supervisory Office and accept this country. Now humans and you are our food." .”

What a second-year language, the male god is holding a rag, looking at Minister Yin on the TV, he seems to be able to see Minister Yin’s eyes through the screen, it seems that Minister Yin can see Mr. Jiuqing through layers of crowds and screens Look at each other.

After Minister Yin finished speaking, when he turned around, the reporter's flash light crackled.There were screams at the scene, and Zhou Qingyan saw Phoenix, Taotie, Garuda, foxes from Qingqiu Mountain, 梼杌, Pixiu, and more.

After the collapse of the Great Chun, the big monsters from the mountains and seas split up after they came to the human world. Some supported being friends with humans, while others supported being enemies to humans. The big monsters from the mountains and seas also gradually split.

Minister Yin is full of confidence. If he really can't do it, he will collapse. The strength of the big monster is superior. If we attack together, the world will be over, and there will always be more dead humans than monsters.

Zhou Qingyan looked at this piece of news. It was probably a live broadcast. If the usual anti-Party and anti-social remarks would have been suppressed, it is helpless. Now I guess my media is no longer surnamed the Party.

The Demon Supervision Office is in trouble. As a staff member of the Demon Supervision Office, let's look at the overall situation first.

The male god changed one channel, then another, and finally another. All the channels were broadcasting Minister Yin's speech. There was a feeling that monsters had already ruled the TV.The male god simply turned off the TV.

Xu Xiaobai wakes up after sleeping, the house is clean, Xu Xiaobai feels guilty in his heart, the male god is responsible for making money to support the family, and also has to take care of the housework, he is probably only responsible for eating and drinking.So Xu Xiaobai secretly hid the towel that dripped while sleeping under the sofa cushion, planning to wash it off when he was free.

Xu Xiaobai wiped the corner of his mouth and looked at his phone, it was already past ten o'clock.Seeing him waking up, the male god asked him: "Are you awake?" Xu Xiaobai hummed, "Are you going to help the sumac tree spirit this afternoon?"

Already forgot about this.Xu Xiaobai still remembered, so the male god also remembered by the way: "Want to go?"

If you want to go, the scenery there is very good, you can stop by and take a few more photos.Xu Xiaobai nodded: "Without Mr. Lin's permit to go up the mountain, can we go in?"

The male god didn't change his face: "Of course I can go in."

I poured a lot of water on Zhang Wazi, Xu Xiaobai listened to the male god, and put the dragon god on his wrist next to Zhang Wazi. Comrade Zhang Wazi has not fully grown yet, so take a wormwood bath to remove it. Before the smell on his body, it was a delicious pastry in the eyes of monsters.

When they went out, the salted fish cat had already got up from the road. There were more and more cars on the road, and it would cause a traffic accident if it got down again.The noble big monster Qiongqi walked into the big iron gate with a look of lovelessness.Completely ignoring Mr. Jiuqing who was about to go out and Mr. Jiuqing's partner, I lay down on the steps with my loneliest and most invincible sadness in this world.

Xu Xiaobai looked at Qiongqi: "What is it?"

The male god handed him the yellow helmet, got on the electric car, and was about to drive to the nearest bus stop. There was a bus passing by the villa area every 10 minutes. Now they were going to catch the bus.

Xu Xiaobai put on the helmet, and heard the male god answer his question: "Probably the brain is covered by the door, so the brain is deformed."

moron!Xu Xiaobai couldn't help laughing out loud, although he never thought that his little cat was smart, but he wasn't really a brainless cat.

Brainless meow!The noble monster Qiongqi is angry!It is still immersed in the sorrow of the cat's life, and at the moment it is called a brain-dead cat!The noble big monster Qiongqi has a great ambition in his heart, dare to say that I am a brain-dead cat, I will fight you too.The noble monster Qiongqi waved his two little black wings and rushed towards Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai's electric car!

Be sure to jump hard and scratch the tires of the electric car!

However, the electric car whizzed away and drove away.The noble big monster Qiongqi threw himself to the ground, his limbs were flat on the ground, his face was buried in the soil, and his heart was full of painful tears.

Then, the noble monster Qiongqi heard Mr.'s advice: "Take a good look at the house."

It lay on the ground, raised one paw, curled up four toes hard, and erected the back in the middle facing the husband and the husband's object.

Zhou Qingyan drove the electric car to the station, Xu Xiaobai found that there were very few people on the street, and it seemed that there was another wave of panic buying. When passing by the big supermarket, many people were walking home with their things.

There are not many people on the street, so it feels quite weird.Xu Xiaobai hasn't paid much attention to the gossip news recently, so he really doesn't know what happened, and everyone feels panicked.

He didn't know that after Minister Yin declared war openly, there had been many incidents of monsters hurting or cannibalizing people.

The male god's electric car stopped suddenly, Xu Xiaobai still felt a strange feeling in his mind just now, he didn't notice it for a while, Xu Xiaobai knocked on the male god's back, he raised his head and asked: "What's wrong?"

The male god supported the car and looked to the side of the road. Xu Xiaobai followed Zhou Qingyan's gaze and saw a pet shop with the words Meow Meow Pet Shop on it.This is Miss Miao's pet shop.

The male god turned around and said to Xu Xiaobai: "Let's let Hei Miaomiao drive."

Xu Xiaobai looked at Ms. Miao's pet shop, always felt that this idea was really great, he nodded: "Although I really want to, but Ms. Miao will be inconvenient."

The male god answered firmly: "No."

So the two left their electric cars on the side of the road and headed towards Ms. Miao's pet shop.Ms. Miao's business is very deserted. There is no one in the store today. Ever since Minister Yin appeared on TV, regular and new customers in the neighbors and neighbors have become suspicious. It is estimated that 90.00% of them suspect that she is a monster. It doesn't matter to her.Finally, a reluctant dog came to lead the dog, chatted with Ms. Miao tremblingly, and Ms. Miao understood the meaning, and everyone thought she was beautiful, enchanting and coquettish, [-]% sure It's a vixen.