Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Teacher Lin was sitting in his wheelchair, enjoying the beautiful scenery in the mountains. If he went to the villa, he would have to leave his wheelchair, so Teacher Lin refused: "Let's wait outside the door. We have to go out sooner or later. Didn't you come in?"

Zhou Qingyan thought the idea was great.He said to Xu Xiaobai: "Then let's walk around." Then he told Mr. Lin: "You wait here, you have to go out sooner or later, you have to go in, don't worry."

Zhou Qingyan took Xu Xiaobai's hand and walked along the path in the mountains.Mr. Lin looked at their backs, and then took a big mouthful of juice comfortably. The task given to him by his husband was actually very good. He could sit in a wheelchair without moving. He had downloaded TV series on his phone, drank juice, and watched TV. , sitting in a wheelchair is one of the three great blessings in life.

I don’t know what kind of tree is in the mountain, each one is not very tall, the trunk is very smooth, now the leaves on this tree have changed color, yellow, red, purple, mixed together, very beautiful dazzling.

Xu Xiaobai picked off a leaf: "This isn't a maple leaf, but it looks pretty nice. What kind of tree is this?"

The male god looked at the red leaves all over the mountain: "Cotinus cotinus with red leaves."

The red leaves and cotinus cotinus here seem to be growing well. At this moment, it is dazzling red in late autumn. Xu Xiaobai took out his mobile phone and took a photo. The photo seems to look better in reality.Xu Xiaobai found the biggest sumac tree with the reddest leaves, stood under it and took several selfies.This sumac tree is very thick, and its leaves are twice as big as other sumac trees. The color is the brightest red, and the red is the brightest, as if it can reflect the sun's rays.

It was the first time I saw such a beautiful sumac tree, even more beautiful than the maple leaves on Fragrant Hills, Xu Xiaobai called the male god over: "Come here, let's take some photos."

The male god and Xu Xiaobai took several photos with their faces close to each other. Xu Xiaobai flipped through the photos and thought he looked pretty good in the photos. Of course, the male god is also very handsome. Now is the time for the leader to show his face At that time, Xu Xiaobai posted a photo in his circle of friends, and left a message: The Hongshan discussion between the leader and the deputy leader!

Xu Xiaobai flipped through the photos, and finally found something strange, the position between him and the male god has not changed, in the first photo, the leaves of the sumac tree in the back were on Xu Xiaobai's head, In the second picture, it started to appear on the male god's head, and in the third picture, no one's head was there anymore!In the fourth photo, the big leaves of the sumac tree in the back have been out by more than one meter.

Xu Xiaobai suddenly turned his head to look at the big sumac tree behind him, the sumac tree was gone!

Xu Xiaobai looked towards the group of sumac trees, and finally found the big sumac tree behind many small sumac trees, it turned out to be a sumac tree monster.Xu Xiaobai was very excited when he found a monster, and hurriedly called the male god: "Look at that sumac tree, it's a monster."

When the male god walked into the sumac forest, he discovered that there were three tree demons hidden in this forest, one was the sumac tree demon, the other was the locust tree demon, and the last one was the pine tree demon.The pine tree demon is the oldest, about a thousand years old now, and its powerful pine needles are its weapons, almost dominating it within a radius of ten kilometers!

Because he doesn't gnaw on trees very much, the male god has no interest in the monsters formed by cultivation of this plant, but he still has to perform his duties as a civil servant of the country, so the male god took out his mobile phone and walked towards the sumac tree. The sumac tree saw The male god came over, shaking the leaves, and the tree roots were moving through the woods as nimbly as little feet, trying to escape.

The sumac tree felt that it was going to be bald. Since the two walked into the sumac forest, he had been shaking the leaves, and the leaves had fallen a lot. If this continued, he might become bald.

Suddenly the road ahead was blocked, and then I couldn't go through it anymore, and was blocked layer by layer by small sumac trees.The sumac tree spirit shook the leaves, and the red leaves fell with a clatter. The sumac tree spirit felt that it was already bald in front, and if it turned into a human shape, it would probably be a mediterranean.

The male god walked up to the sumac tree spirit, and took out his redmi phone: "The demon supervision office will check, do you have a residence permit?"

A residence permit, of course, is not available to a country monster like the sumac dryad!The sumac tree spirit started to shake again, dropping the leaves with a splash, Xu Xiaobai hurriedly took out his mobile phone to take a few pictures, the feeling of dropping the red leaves with a splash is really beautiful.

The sumac dryad now contemplates that he is completely bald.

It tremblingly answered the male god's question: "If you don't have a certificate, don't eat me, I'm a good monster."

Male gods don't have the habit of gnawing trees, and plant monsters are easier to obtain a residence permit than animal monsters, because they are generally gentle and non-aggressive.The male god kindly gave a friendly reminder: "Go to the Demon Supervisor's Office to apply for a certificate as soon as possible." The male god took a photo of the sumac tree spirit and uploaded it to the closed section of the Demon Supervisor's Office forum: "I will give you a certificate in the Demon Supervisor's Office." Please register with the Supervisory Office, and please go to the Demon Supervisory Office to apply for a residence permit within [-] working days." The male god raised his head and looked at the sumac tree spirit that had stopped shaking: "Otherwise, you will be eliminated by humanity!"

The sumac tree spirit began to shake again, and it was terribly frightened.Xu Xiaobai couldn't see it anymore, and hurried over to appease the sumac tree spirit: "It's okay, it's okay, you can go to the Demon Supervisor's Office to apply for it, there is no problem, um, it will be done soon, and you can feel at ease when you apply for a residence permit No, it’s actually quite good, the staff of the Demon Supervisor’s Office are very kind and easy to talk to, really, I’m not lying to you.”

He said it as if he had really been to the work center of the Yaojian Office. In fact, Xu Xiaobai had only met a few staff members of the Yaojian Office. Lao Bai, Uncle Qing, and Teacher Lin all had a good temper.

Xu Xiaobai's reassurance played a role, the sumac tree essence finally stopped shaking, mainly because the leaves on the sumac tree essence had already finished shaking.A slight trembling is not noticeable.

The sumac dryad tried to calm down his emotions. As an uninformed monster in the mountains, what he saw most were not trees, but birds, and passing cars.

Xu Xiaobai was the first human being it talked to, its gentle personality made the sumac dryad a little flattered, the roots under it suddenly stretched out and took out a piece of soil and handed it to Xu Xiaobai.Is this a gift from the sumac tree spirit? This is a piece of soil, but seeing the enthusiasm of the sumac tree spirit, Xu Xiaobai accepted it, and he took it to express his gratitude to the sumac tree spirit: "Thank you, this piece of soil, I am very grateful like."

The male god took a look at the piece of soil and determined that it was not a piece of soil.The sumac tree spirit has also learned to give gifts!After delivering the gift, the sumac tree spirit spoke: "Can I ask you for a favor? The place where I used to live is now occupied by a big pine tree. It doesn't allow us monsters to approach. Can I go back to the original place?" , My family members are all there.” Although its family members did not become monsters, they died one after another, but in the heart of the sumac tree spirit, no matter how many times the place is replaced, it is its family.

This is not a troublesome thing, and the gift from the sumac tree spirit is also worth the price.The male god looked at the piece of soil in Xu Xiaobai's hand, but now is not the time to deal with this matter.The male god rubbed his fingers, he heard the sound of brakes coming from the villa, and the sound of Mr. Bai's wheelchair turning, now it's time to go back.

The male god said to the sumac tree spirit: "I'm afraid it will take a while, we have to do other things first." The male god looked at the time and said to the sumac tree spirit: "At this time tomorrow, wait for me here. I will do this for you."

The male god took Xu Xiaobai's hand, and Xu Xiaobai put the soil clod given by the sumac tree essence into his backpack. Afraid of soiling the bag, he deliberately found a small food bag and wrapped it layer by layer. It's not worth much, but it's a gift from the sumac tree spirit. You can put it in a flowerpot or put it in the yard when you go back.

Xu Xiaobai and the male god walked back slowly, swords were already tense in front of the villa!Mr. Bai was still sitting in the wheelchair, but his mango juice bottle fell on the ground, and his mobile phone and lazy artifacts were also on the ground. Mr. Bai glared at the car in front of him.

The car is very luxurious, Xu Xiaobai doesn't know many cars, the common ones are Volkswagen Chery running on the main road, and when he sees a good car suddenly, he really can't remember what it is called.They walked to Mr. Bai and followed Mr. Bai to look at the luxury car.

To be precise, there are two people standing in front of the luxury car, both of them are quite young, they seem to be in their twenties, one is taller and shorter, with his hands in his pockets, he asked softly: "How much does it cost?" ?”

Mr. Bai looked at Zhou Qingyan: "Sir, they hit me with a car!" Mr. Bai simply pushed the wheelchair and lay down on the ground: "Now I have been crippled."

Xu Xiaobai couldn't help laughing, Teacher Lin seemed very gentle at first glance, but after a long time of contact, he found that the channel was completely wrong.What Zhou Qingyan looked at was the tall man behind the short man. The short man was really too short, probably about 1.6 meters [-]. However, his white skin and big eyes made him look like a high school student.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the tall man behind the short man, and the tall man also saw Zhou Qingyan.The tall man immediately widened his eyes, and then walked over in three steps at a time: "Sir, is it really you? I am Tengu. Now I have changed my name to Goutian. I am very glad to meet you here, sir. I didn’t hit this gentleman, it was this gentleman who came over with his wheelchair, really, but my master is kind and decided to pay this gentleman money.”

Tengu's tone is full, my master has such a kind feeling.

Zhou Qingyan looked at Tiangou, and he called out, "Tengu."

The owner behind Tiangou also called: "Gou Tian."

Tengu was a little confused for a while, the front was a powerful gentleman, and the back was a loyal master, so Tengu didn't know whether to look forward or look back.But the sir's deterrent power suppressed the master temporarily, and the tengu didn't look back.

Zhou Qingyan took out his mobile phone and swiped it in front of Tiangu's eyes: "You were arrested on suspicion of devouring the moon. If you have anything to say, please speak to the Demon Supervision Center. You have the right to remain silent."

Tengu was very puzzled, he hurriedly explained: "Sir, I did not devour the moon."

Zhou Qingya said: "There is your breath around the disappearing moon."

Tengu was very anxious: "Sir, it's really not me, you can come and search my home, I want everything in my room, except there is no moon."

The short owner interrupted their conversation: "Do you have a search warrant, do you have an arrest warrant? I still know about the Monster Management Act of the Demon Supervisory Office. I knew about the existence of the Demon Supervisory Office a long time ago, so I didn't search There is no way for Xu Xiaobai to enter my yard with a certificate, otherwise, I can sue you for trespassing." The short owner suddenly took out a hard leather from his pocket and threw it towards the yard. Before Xu Xiaobai could react, he He felt a whoosh sound from his side, and in a blink of an eye the Tengu had rushed to the yard, picked up the coin, put it in his hand, and was about to run back to show it to the owner.

"Stand still," said the short owner.

Tengu stood motionless in the yard.

The short owner blinked his eyelids, and said to Mr. Lin who was lying on the ground: "How much does it cost? If you don't say anything, I'm leaving. And I remind you that there are cameras everywhere in my villa. Just now you are yourself. I bumped into you, I think you are a cripple, so I feel very sorry for you, how much do you want?" Being regarded as crippled, Mr. Lin ended his one-man show, he got up from the ground and patted the dirt on his body. The short man smiled slightly: "Thank you for your concern, I don't think I need your pity, and now is the time for us to perform official duties, I don't think I will leave the Tengu to you. "

Teacher Lin smiled slightly, and Xu Xiaobai felt that there seemed to be a big palm appearing in the yard of the short master.Tengu hurriedly said: "Don't fight, I'll go out."

Before he could get out, he was swung out by a huge palm.It fell into Mr. Bai's hands, and Mr. Bai grabbed the Tengu by the neck: "I think, I won't leave the Tengu to you."

Tengu spread his hands and said to his short master: "I will follow them and come back. It's really not me. I will come back when I make it clear. Violence can't solve the problem. I believe that the master will give me a clear explanation."

Xu Xiaobai felt that Tengu had a very good temper, he didn't look like a monster that could eat the moon at all, he looked at the male god, and then at Tengu.Xu Xiaobai stood between the male god and the short man, suddenly the short man's owner turned around and walked away to the car.

Xu Xiaobai heaved a sigh of relief, he was worried about a fight just now, but he found that the male god hadn't moved, and had been staring at Tengu.Xu Xiaobai waved his hand in front of the male god, the male god grabbed his hand and kissed Xu Xiaobai's fingertips.Xu Xiaobai asked him: "What are you looking at?"

The male god answered him: "Look at the Tengu."

Tengu is comforting his master: "I will probably be back in a while, yes, don't worry." Xu Xiaobai felt sour: "Look at him, he is handsome, but he is not as good-looking as you. It is better to go home Go look in the mirror."

I don’t think Tengu is handsome. In all fairness, Tengu’s human form is not the popular type of fresh meat. His human form is somewhat close to the male protagonist in the aesthetics of Hong Kong movies in the 80s and [-]s. He has thick eyebrows and big eyes, with the chic taste of a prodigal son. .This is the most important thing. The male god feels that the tengu is different from the tengu he knows.

The male god secretly sent a message to Teacher Lin: Enrage him.

Teacher Lin felt sorry for him: Sir, I'm not very good at this.

The male god encouraged: "You can do it.

Mr. Lin is so persistent, Mr. Lin can only bite the bullet!Mr. Lin recalled the youth idol dramas he had watched, and brought himself into the role of the second female lead, and then brought Tengu into the role of the first female lead.Then start.

Mr. Lin pinched Tengu's neck: "You must have seduced your master with your looks in such a villa, what a cheap dog!

Tengu laughed: "I'm the driver."

Teacher Lin continued: "The driver is just a superficial job, but your real job is in the bed of your short master!"

Tengu replied: "Hey, how do you know that I also work as a masseur part-time."

Teacher Lin was exhausted physically and mentally, and launched the final blow: "The cheap dog is hypocritical!"

Tiangou couldn't be provoked. Zhou Qingyan knew that Tiangou was a person who valued his reputation very seriously. Mr. Bai's words just now were not very fierce, but according to Tiangou's original character, he should have resisted fiercely.But nothing happened, Tengu lost his anger!

The tengu couldn't get angry and angry, the short owner of the tengu was angry and angry, when he got out of the car, he was holding a gun in his hand, it was a handgun.

The gun pointed at Xu Xiaobai who was closest to him: "Let Gou Tian go, I don't need to shoot."

Xu Xiaobai looked at the gun, he wanted to move nervously, it was the first time he was pointed at by a gun like this, one must know that as ordinary people, they seldom have such an opportunity, if they knew that there is such an opportunity today, Should have put some hairspray or something on the hair first.

Xu Xiaobai moved, and immediately heard the short owner say: "Don't move, be careful of the gun going off."

Zhou Qingyan said without changing his expression: "We will not let go of the Tengu. If you have the ability to fire, you dare not."

The master aimed his gun at Xu Xiaobai's head: "I dare, I dare."

The male god remained unchanged: "You fire."

Young Master Bai held the hand of Tengu's neck, and when he tried hard, Tengu showed a sign that his face turned purple and pink.Zhou Qingyan continued: "You shoot."

The short master's gun finally went off, Xu Xiaobai heard a snap, and immediately closed his eyes, what is the male god going to do!Nothing appeared, Zhou Qingyan grabbed the bullets and threw them towards the short master.

Tengu let out a cry, broke away from Mr. Lin's men, walked towards the short owner, caught all the bullets, and the bullets fell to the ground!Two words appeared in the male god's heart: loyalty.

The tengu's rage is gone, the loyalty is still there, but it's still very weird.He heard Tengu say: "Sir, I am willing to go back with Mr., please don't embarrass my master."

Still loyal!Zhou Qingyan was sure about Tengu's current mood, and he looked at Young Master Bai with a delicate expression, but he didn't say anything.The tengu was very cooperative, but his short master was not. He asked the tengu, "Do we have to go?"

Tengu nodded.

The short owner stretched out his hand to straighten Tengu's tie: "Then go." He turned to Zhou Qingyan and Teacher Lin and said, "Tonight, the Demon Supervisory Office will return to me to complain, and my lawyer will tell you the rest. Please prepare for the Demon Superintendent’s Office.”

Tengu has nothing but loyalty in his heart.

Teacher Lin finally took away the Tengu who voluntarily followed him back to the Demon Supervisory Office. He was sitting on an electric wheelchair, and the Tengu was responsible for pushing it. Teacher Lin compared the pushing skills of the Tengu and Team Leader Zhao, and found that Team Leader Zhao Highly skilled.

The male god saw hard work from the heart of the tengu pushing the cart!

The industrious Tengu pushed Mr. Lin away, and the suspect was caught, but the moon hadn't returned yet, so it was still dark at night.Xu Xiaobai picked a few apples and a few bunches of grapes from the flowerpot world. Ever since the flowerpot world became a cutie, Xu Xiaobai hasn’t gone out to buy vegetables or fruits for a long time. Even if he wants to eat fish, he can If you buy a pair of stockings, you can get a lot of them. If you want to eat chicken, Xu Xiaobai will secretly go to the villain's house in the flowerpot world and steal a chicken.

Xu Xiaobai really wanted to avenge the world of flower pots, but the male god told him that the world of flower pots cannot be mixed with the human world, it must be a pure world of flower pots.

Xu Xiaobai washed the apples and pears and went out, and handed an apple to the male god: "What are you looking at?"

It was so dark outside that we had to turn on the lights outside to see the yard clearly.The male god took a bite of the apple: "Look at you." The boy said this with such affection, Xu Xiaobai's heart was in a mess of happiness, and he was a little bit shy and sweet after being praised by the male god.Happiness, shyness, sweetness, and anxiety, these are the thoughts in Xu Xiaobai's heart.

Xu Xiaobai also took a bite of the apple, it was sweet and crisp: "What do you look at me?" Quickly tell me that I look good, look at me, or I'm handsome.But Xu Xiaobai only heard the male god say: "It seems that you are not very handsome." Xu Xiaobai's heart immediately felt a little sour, a little sad and angry, and he wondered if the daytime dog was too handsome?

Sour, sad, and angry, these are Xu Xiaobai's current emotions.

The male god's words changed: "Although he is not very handsome, no matter which part is in line with my wishes, it is like custom-made." Did the male god automatically light up the love talk skill? Xu Xiaobai's heart jumped , blushing incredibly.

Now it's shy, happy, excited, and prehistoric!The male god took a big bite of the apple, and wiped out Xu Xiaobai's excitement and shyness with one sentence: "Now that the experiment is over, let's eat the apple together."