Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The sweet potatoes in the pot had just been steamed and were hot, Xu Xiaobai was afraid that Qiongqi's hair would all lie down, so he quickly put the lid on the pot, and the noble big monster Qiongqi jumped on the lid, making a thud With a sound, he knocked his head on the lid of the pot.

The noble big monster Qiongqi had a headache. It saw the stars all over the sky smiling at him, and then he lay on the ground with his feet up in the sky.It really hurts, I feel like my head is going to be cracked, how dare a bold human being treat the noble big monster Qiongqi like this.

Qiongqi was lying on the ground, feeling that he needed to be quiet, when did Qiongqi, a noble big monster, be reduced to the point where a pot lid could be overturned!

Xu Xiaobai looked at the pot lid in his hand, his pot lid was not that kind of thin steel, but that kind of hard steel, very hard, and he explained very well, now the pot lid has been bumped into a piece .Xu Xiaobai squatted down with the lid of the pot, and compared the recessed piece with Qiongqi's head, it happened to be as big as Qiongqi's head!

Xu Xiaobai was really afraid that Qiongqi would be hit and damaged, so he quickly touched Qiongqi's head and nose, he was still breathing.

Qiongqi turned over, it really wants to give Mr. Jiuqing's partner a paw, because of the terrible Mr. Jiuqing, Qiongqi has controlled himself, now he only has one thought in his mind, ignore me, it's annoying.

Xu Xiaobai hurriedly took down the piece of sweet potato that was drying, and put it beside Qiongqi: "It was originally for you to eat, do you want to eat it, um, it's already cold, this one is not hot anymore."

Qiongqi's closed eyes suddenly widened, it really wanted to turn over and stand up, but thought that it was the noble monster Qiongqi, so it slowly stood up reservedly, picked up the piece of boiled sweet potato and walked out of the kitchen slowly .

Zhou Qingyan came in with a wild pigeon and saw Qiongqi go out.As soon as the noble monster Qiongqi walked out of the kitchen door, his eyes immediately rolled up. Zhou Qingyan looked at Qiongqi's expression and asked Xu Xiaobai: "What's wrong with it?"

Xu Xiaobai showed the pot lid to the male god: "Its head hit the pot lid."

The male god had a clear look: "No wonder he looks stupid."

The male god showed Xu Xiaobai the wild pigeon in his hand: "I caught a pigeon and we will eat the pigeon tonight." Sweet potato pancakes, pigeon soup, radish and shrimp are also very good, Xu Xiaobai nodded: "Well, this That pigeon is very fat."

Xu Xiaobai picked out the sweet potatoes one by one from the pot and put them in a large basin while the sweet potatoes were still cool, and said to the male god, "Come here and make a puree of the sweet potatoes, I'll fry a radish Silk shrimp." The male god looked at the pigeon in his hand, and always had a feeling that as long as he let go, he would never be able to eat pigeon meat again.But the subject told him to make sweet potato mash, so the male god put the fainted pigeon aside, and pressed the sweet potatoes in the stainless steel basin into sweet potato mash with a spoon.

Xu Xiaobai took the knife and began to cut the shredded radish. The shredded radish felt very good. Once the knife was cut, the water in the radish flowed out along the knife. Same.Coded together, it is the steps of white jade.

With the emerald green onion and pink shrimp, Xu Xiaobai couldn't bear to put it in the pot. It was really pretty. He took out his mobile phone to take a photo and sent it to Moments: I am simply an artist in the kitchen.

Then the artist in the kitchen sauteed chopped green onion, shredded radish and shrimps in the pan, stir-fried them out, added sesame oil and monosodium glutamate, and finally put the art on a plate. After tasting it, it seemed that no salt was added.

The male god smelled it, and he reminded Xu Xiaobai: "Buy and put salt." Xu Xiaobai took a spoonful of salt and sprinkled it in. The male god immediately felt that there was too much salt, but he silently pretended that he didn't know.

The pigeon finally woke up, and it opened its voice and started to shout: "Help, help, someone is going to be kidnapped." It thought that humans would rarely see such a beautiful pigeon, so it was all in its mind, Humans don't have feathers as beautiful as it, and they are probably full of envy and hatred for it.

Xu Xiaobai held the plate and looked at the wild pigeon: "This is a monster!"

The male god grumbled for a moment: "It's probably not a monster, it's not yet a spirit, but human linguistics is not bad, have you enrolled in a cram school, and now there are also tutoring institutions for becoming a monster?"

The wild dove is very proud of its slick Beijing music, and it has a good relationship with the peacock, probably because it is the only bird in the mountains that thinks the peacock's loud, high-pitched, out-of-tune song is pleasant.

Ye Gezi said to Zhou Qingyan: "No, no, no, I learned Mandarin from the great musician Peacock."

Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan looked at each other, this is Peacock's true fan!

After showing off, Wild Pigeon asked: "May I ask if you are a little fan of the great musician Peacock, Xu Xiaobai?"

I'm Xu Xiaobai, but I'm not a fan of your great musician Peacock!Xu Xiaobai asked: "I'm Xu Xiaobai, are you looking for me?" The wild pigeon was satisfied, it could finally go back to the deep mountains to listen to the great musician Peacock continue to sing, the wild pigeon was busy listening to its chest: " I am the exclusive messenger of the musician Peacock, and I have a letter for you." The wild pigeon is big and has fluffy fur. It bent its head, fiddled with its pointed beak, and finally found a letter. note.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the wild pigeon, it was really fat, and it was very difficult to bend its head. It must be very fragrant after plucking its hair.Although you can't get enough to eat, you can have a tooth-making festival.

Mr. Zhou rubbed his fingers, he must act faster in a while.

Xu Xiaobai opened the note brought by the wild pigeon, it was a letter from the peacock.Peacock's letters are not at all as beautiful as peacocks, and the format is very irregular.The peacock wrote the date on the first line. The date is that the letter was written from the first day when the moon disappeared, and now it is the third day that the moon has disappeared.

This pigeon has been flying day and night for three days, and it has big dark circles under its eyes, which is very pitiful.Xu Xiaobai called the male god to come and read the letter together, because he couldn't see, the words written by the peacock on the paper were always serial, or the order was reversed.Xu Xiaobai read the first sentence: Hello, little fan, I know you must miss me very much, miss my beautiful singing voice, miss my handsome appearance, don’t worry about me, your idol is in the mountains, everything is fine, I I want to contract this deep mountain for you, but Mr. Baling is ahead of schedule.

The following started to be chaotic, the male god's pretty fingers slowly searched for the next sentence along the paper, Xu Xiaobai clarified to the male god: "Really, I am not his fan, and he is not my idol."

My idol wouldn't be so mentally handicapped!

The male god's fingers stopped in one place.The male god read in his nice voice: Little fan, the idol knows that you must have had very little time with Mr. Jiuqing, every day like this, like that, Durex can’t wait to use a dozen, the bed is tired, go to the sofa, and the sofa is tired of changing The kitchen, the kitchen is enough to change the sunshine, live a shameless life, make waves day and night, idols support you, you must put Mr. Jiuqing down. "

The bottom is blank, and I don't know which piece of paper the content behind it is inclined to.

The male god uttered such a shameless sentence in a tone without ups and downs, my God, my God, why does Xu Xiaobai feel a sense of seduction full of abstinence.The prehistoric power in his heart began to erupt again, although he kept repeating in his heart, he was not living a shameless and impetuous life, he was not living day and night, obviously he had only kissed until now, okay? .

But Xu Xiaobai couldn't control his eyes, he couldn't help looking at the male god's lower body, the bed hadn't even started yet, how could he get tired of it.The peacock's big mouth is unobstructed.

The male god read this: "Where did the one below go?"

Xu Xiaobai took a deep breath, continued to search, and finally found the content of the first page on the second page: But my idol and Mr. Baling are not having a good time, and I have to take care of that crying cub for you, You know, I feel that Mr. Baling is going to become a nanny, and I am a nanny dad, hey, fortunately, I don't want children, or I'm going crazy.

Back to the first page, the male god’s finger continued to slide on it, and found the content to be continued later, the male god read: Except for this, the old bus is not full every day, the moon is gone, you have to know that the moon is the main thing for the old bus I can’t eat rations now. I feel that the snake’s circumference has become thinner recently. My little fans heard that your mouth is quite capable. The old bus is so powerful that I have to respectfully call Mr., can you help find the moon? I hate to look for it by myself, but I am blind, ps, can I get some instant noodles, biscuits, soaked chicken feet, dried tofu, some of these at home, no, the little fans are not all of them !The old man cooks fish for me every day, I'm going to die of eating it!Just hang it on the pigeon's neck, don't worry about the pigeon's neck being broken, its strength is very strong!

The pigeon still had to go back. The male god looked at the pigeon and thought that the pigeon would never come back. Now his heart is full of disappointment.The pigeon was startled by his eyes. Why did it feel like a cold wind was blowing on his back? It was scary. The pigeon couldn't help but took two steps back. Would he not be able to live to see the great singer peacock?The wild dove's heart was filled with sorrow.

After reading the peacock's letter, Xu Xiaobai thought about it. In fact, he really didn't have any snacks at home, so he politely asked the frightened wild pigeon: "Mr. Pigeon, can you wait a little bit and fly back tomorrow? Well, I don’t have the snacks that Peacock wants at home, I’ll go to the supermarket to buy some tomorrow, please bring them there for him, may I ask?”

Mr. Pigeon was so frightened that he was about to faint.