Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai said to the shopkeeper: "I'm here to make clothes." He said it loudly, hoping that the shopkeeper could hear clearly this time.

The shop owner finally took the earphones off, but still didn't look back: "Oh, where can I put them, and write down the size by the way, and pay a deposit."

Xu Xiaobai put the fabric on the wooden cabinet: "How much is the deposit?"

The shop owner finally turned around and looked at the fabrics on the wooden cabinet: "It looks very expensive. You can pay [-] yuan for such expensive fabrics. It's better to pay by card or cash. You need to save the cash to buy equipment."

Deposit 1!Holding the card, Xu Xiaobai asked for a deposit of [-] yuan. How much did the clothes cost, Xu Xiaobai asked cautiously, "How much did the fabric cost?"

The shop owner took Xu Xiaobai's list: "10,000+, almost 20."

20, which is more expensive than those few snakeskin clothes of Mr. Baling.Xu Xiaobai wanted to take all those fabrics home, but he had already promised the male god to come out to make clothes, and besides, he also wanted to wear clothes made of such fabrics.

The shopkeeper waved his hand: "Do it, if I don't do it, I will continue to play games." Xu Xiaobai waved his hand hurriedly: "No, no, I don't want to do it, I just want to ask why these few items are so expensive. Eight thousand, I have done quite a few pieces."

The shop owner struggled to take his eyes off the computer screen: "The clothes are seamless, the more expensive the fabric, the less likely it will leave any traces, especially the brocades of silk and silk girls, these two are extremely fine and smooth, and the thickness is wrong a little bit." Needlework will leave a mark, even if it is dismantled and redone, the mark will not disappear.”

Human eyes cannot see these imprints, just like human eyes cannot clearly see the shopkeeper's extremely thin thread. The shopkeeper's thread wanders in the air, and only powerful monsters can feel that there are actually countless transparent threads suspended in the air. , very thin line.

Although the noble monster Qiongqi is weak now, his eyesight is still there. He saw the spider spirit take out a thin needle and pick up a piece of fabric. Lingjun's skin is far from perfect, but it is golden and transparent and beautiful. Jin Chanjing strips in a nightclub, hoping to use this fabric to make a new set of sexy underwear.

The shopkeeper stretched his fingers above his head.Xu Xiaobai raised his head to follow, he couldn't see anything, he felt that the shopkeeper was stretching upwards in a special performance art, but the noble big monster Qiongqi saw it clearly, the shopkeeper stretched out a not-so-thin thread, and followed it The hanging thread is not too thin, but it is still invisible to human eyes.

Because of this, Qiongqi quietly despised the object of Mr. Jiuqing.

Xu Xiaobai saw the shopkeeper holding an empty needle and moving his hand quickly, maybe his eyes were dazzled, Xu Xiaobai always felt that the shopkeeper's hand actually had eight shadows!In less than a minute, the owner used an empty needle to sew a sexy panty, with ties on both sides, and a translucent golden thong!The shop owner said to Xu Xiaobai in a serious manner, "Come and touch it."

How embarrassing!Such a pair of sexy panties, the shopkeeper's gaze was very persistent, Xu Xiaobai put his hand on it and touched it: "It's very good, it feels very smooth, like silk or modal fabric." There were no stitches, either. As if they were connected automatically, the shopkeeper pointed to the edge of the clothes: "Touch slowly, touch here, and feel it with your heart."

Xu Xiaobai found out!The edges of the clothes are a little bumpy, if you don't touch them carefully, you won't be able to feel them out at all, Xu Xiaobai nodded: "I found them out!"

The shopkeeper stretched out his finger: "This piece is 800 yuan, and the fabric is worth this money, so I can only use this kind of thread."

The shop owner pointed to the fabric that Xu Xiaobai brought: "And your fabric needs to have threads that match them." Xu Xiaobai understood, this is the meaning of what kind of cover is used for the pot, think about your silk and silk The silk brocades are quite expensive, and it would be quite uncomfortable if they were really bumpy, so Xu Xiaobai gritted his teeth and paid 1 yuan!

It turned out that the owner of the shop was also a monster. Before leaving, Xu Xiaobai asked: "Excuse me, are you an octopus spirit?" It seemed that he saw a lot of hands just now.

The shopkeeper hung up the earphones, remembered with his fingers tapped, without turning his head: "I am a spider spirit, I thought you knew, and an octopus spirit is probably good at making ink sticks."

When Xu Xiaobai walked out of the tailor shop, he felt that he was so light and light. Just now, he spent 1 yuan just like that, without seeing anything.

When I was riding an electric bike home, I met a seller of big white radishes and sweet potatoes on the road. Now sweet potatoes are cheap, one yuan a catty, and radishes are not expensive, one yuan and fifty a catty. Xu Xiaobai bought a big bag of sweet potatoes and two A big white radish, there is a feeling that he is about to eat bran and swallow vegetables, prompting Xu Xiaobai to buy these two things involuntarily.

Back home, the noble monster Qiongqi flew out of Xu Xiaobai's backpack, and then quickly flew to the basket, picked up Dove chocolate with one paw, and ten catties of toffee with one melon seed!The toffee was about to top two of them, but Qiongqi worked hard without being discouraged, and finally lifted the candy and chocolate to the roof after going up and down several times.

The noble big monster Qiongqi spread his limbs flat, lying on the roof, looking at the blue sky, he can finally eat sweets to his heart's content, and save chocolate!

When Xu Xiaobai walked into the living room with sweet potatoes and radishes, he was stunned. The whole living room smelled of rosin, simple and simple, without any smell of decoration materials, such as the smell of paint.It looks very high-end. The coffee table they used to eat has now become a large log table, and the few cushions they threw when eating are now filled with pine needles and full of rosin. Futon.The entire living room has been redecorated with red pine wood. Now it is noble and upscale, and it feels like eating in a high-end restaurant!

A restaurant that is even more advanced than Cheng's family banquet!

There is a big TV in front of it, the TV is so big, Xu Xiaobai thinks it is almost half the height of the wall, the whole house looks like a home theater.The male god walked over to him and asked, "Do you like it?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded: "I like it." Regardless of whether you like it or not, it has already been decorated like this, so let's express your liking so that Mr. Zhou will not continue to toss: "I like everything very much, and it is very, very well done. "

This sentence will be sincere, it is really done very, very well, without any flaws, Xu Xiaobai especially likes the big low wooden table, it is very soft to the touch, with a touch of velvet, but when you pinch it , but as hard as granite.

The male god kissed his forehead: "Just as long as you like it." He took out a large handful of pine nuts from his pocket and handed them to Xu Xiaobai.

Xu Xiaobai held the big handful of pine nuts, said with a smile: "Why didn't Mr. Zhou peel them for the widow?"

The male god took back the handful of pine nuts from Xu Xiaobai's hand again, he bit a pine nut, sent out the pine nut skin with the tip of his tongue nimbly, and then brought the pine nuts to Xu Xiaobai's lips with his lips.

Xu Xiaobai bit the male god's lips, ate the pine nuts, and gave the male god a resounding kiss.

The male god stroked Xu Xiaobai's hair: "This idea is really good."

The male god decided to peel the pine nuts while watching TV. After peeling the pine nuts, he could ask Xu Xiaobai to eat them together.

It was almost noon, Xu Xiaobai put the radish root and sweet potato in the kitchen, and went to water Zhang Wazi first. Zhang Wazi was growing very well, and today he has grown double eyelids. have grown out.Xu Xiaobai felt quite surprised, knowing that Zhang Wazi had always had single eyelids and small eyes, why did he think that Master would mutate!

After Xu Xiaobai poured water on Zhang Wazi, the male god greeted him when he went out: "Come and eat pine nuts." Xu Xiaobai ran over and sat cross-legged on the futon that smelled of rosin. On the table were the pine nuts peeled out by the male god. , The pine nuts grow very big.

Xu Xiaobai ate one by himself, and then fed one to the male god.

Zhou Qingyan turned on the TV, and pressed the remote control back and forth. The recent TV dramas are nothing to watch. There is a feeling that the screenwriter is like a blind cat and the actors are dead rats.Xu Xiaobai also watched TV, watching the male god press a few channels and finally stopped at a local channel that was broadcasting news.

The female anchor on the stage said: "Recently, some netizens said that the moon has disappeared, and you can't find it even with an astronomical telescope. So will the moon disappear?"

Various scientific arguments began to be spread on it to prove that the moon will never disappear, but the light of the total lunar eclipse is blocked.If it doesn't come out now, it should be some kind of coincidence, but the moon is indeed gone.The moon is still there, but the moonlight is gone forever.Xu Xiaobai stuffed a pine nut into his mouth, and heard the male god say: "It's true, the moon is gone." Now the Demon Supervisory Office has got the news, so he started to appease human beings on TV.The monster does not need to be appeased at all, because the monster has already keenly felt that the moon is really gone.

Regarding the disappearance of the moon, the forum of the Demon Supervisory Office has become a mess. Many monsters have the habit of relying on the moonlight to practice, such as Lord Baling, Miss Yutujing, and Snail Demon.

Zhou Qingyan took the mobile phone to watch the forum run by the Demon Supervisor, Xu Xiaobai had already thought, what will Mr. Baling do when the moon is gone? You must know that Mr. Baling eats moonlight and morning dew.

Now the moonlight is gone, only the morning dew remains.

I don't know if I can fill my stomach.

Lord Baling, who is far away in the mountains, has not felt Xu Xiaobai's worry. At this moment, he is standing by the big river, watching a tiger jiao fighting with carp, and then the tiger jiao was beaten and cried again.