Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Although the black market is not as prosperous as it used to be in recent years, it is still the main trading market for monsters. It can bring together monsters from all over the city to do business here and buy what they need.Monsters often need things that cannot be bought from humans.

When they went back in a taxi, Ms. Miao couldn't bear the torture anymore and turned into a black cat. On the roof, the noble big monster Qiongqi has been flying around Ms. Miao several times, waving its small wings. A big black cat broke into its territory!The noble monster Qiongqi decides to fight this black cat to the death!

It stretched out its little paw and slapped Ms. Miao's tail hard. The force of the slap was quite strong, and Ms. Miao felt quite painful.Ms. Miao has already felt that this is a big monster whose strength has been temporarily restrained, so she decided to let it go. If one day this big monster regains its abilities, maybe she will be unable to eat and walk around, so Ms. Miao went to Moved along the edge of the roof, leaving a wider area for the big monster Qiongqi to walk.

But the big monster Qiongqi is very good at pushing an inch!The big black meow didn't resist, he must not be able to offend the noble big monster Qiongqi, so Qiongqi stretched out his claws and grabbed Heimiao's face.This will be disfigured if caught!

As a beautiful female cat, Ms. Miao would never allow such a thing to happen, so Miss Miao stretched out her paw and knocked the noble big monster Qiongqi off the roof.

The noble big monster Qiongqi spread its two little black wings while falling, and it was knocked off the roof by an ordinary black cat monster!Immediately, Qiongqi felt a hopeless state of mind, and nothing could comfort him, except sugar!

Ms. Meow looked at her claws, she seemed to have knocked some monster off just now, she was sharpening her claws on the roof, who cares, Mr. is here now.

So Ms. Miao relaxed and slept on the roof.

Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan pushed open the big iron gate and walked towards the house with big bags and small bags, just in time to watch the noble big monster Qiongqi fall from the sky.Qiongqi opened his big eyes and looked at the husband resentfully, then covered his face and rushed to his little drawer to comfort his wounded heart.

Ms. Miao heard the sound of the door opening, and saw Mr. and Mr. Xiao coming back. They turned into human figures and jumped down from the roof lightly: "Mr. and Mr. Xiao are back. Let me take care of them. Nothing happened. It's good." I really wanted to smell it, and I really wanted to lick it, but I held back.These words cannot be said to the husband, so Ms. Miao stood aside and waited for the husband to speak.

Zhou Qingyan took out a jar of honey from her bag and handed it to Ms. Miao. By the way, she tore a one-meter-long piece of silk brocade for Ms. Miao.Ms. Miao held honey in one hand and brocade in the other, and her heart was about to fly.Let yourself go and dream infinitely.

As soon as you smell this honey, you will know who it belongs to. It belongs to the old locust tree that has been mature for more than 1000 years. You must know that the old locust tree was not blooming well 500 years ago, and it bloomed. The flowers are sparse, and the flowers are very small. Later, I don’t know what adventure happened. The flowers that bloomed in the back are all over the tree. At a glance, I can’t even find any green leaves. I thought I saw the snow covered with trees.

The honey of Laohuai tree essence only needs to be mixed with water to drink a little, it can treat constipation, acne, improve skin, moisturize and beautify the skin, and one drop can restore your youthful color.If it wasn't for the fact that the old locust tree spirit didn't know how to do business, if it was in the human world, a drop of honey mixed with water could sell for hundreds of dollars.This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is the brocade in her hand.

If you make a bellyband, wear it out, and show off, it will make all the evildoers envy and envy you to death.Thinking of this, Ms. Miao couldn't help but let out a meow.

She unscrewed the lid of the honey, dipped her hand in a bit and tasted it, dying of happiness.Ms. Miao can already predict what a seductive goblin she will become with the apron made of silk brocade. Wearing it close to the body can make the skin so delicate that there is no pore. It is as white and moist as jade. It is a must-have Artifact.

Ms. Miao was immersed in a beautiful dream, and even her husband forgot to thank her. The noble monster Qiongqi flew out with two small black wings, and then suddenly grabbed the honey in Ms. Miao's hand and snatched it away. !

Ms. Miao let out a sharp meow, which was her husband's reward.

No matter how powerful this big monster is, she couldn't tolerate it. Ms. Miao carefully folded up the girl's brocade, put it in a safe place, and then politely asked Mr. Meow to learn from each other, I don't know what you mean, sir?"

Zhou Qingyan looked at Qiongqi who had already stuck his head into the honey jar on the roof: "But, don't beat him to death."

Ms. Miao nodded and transformed into a big black cat and jumped onto the roof.

The two cats were about to fight, Xu Xiaobai and the male god looked at each other, then went into the house holding hands.The male god threw the shopping bag containing the red bills into the cabinet.Xu Xiaobai poured out the messy things in the bag that he bought on the black market, a brown stone, a strange bead, an empty flower pot, a vase, a mirror, four pieces of fabric, really quite a lot.

Xu Xiaobai yawned, he hadn't slept last night until now, the male god heard him yawn and said to him: "Go to sleep."

Xu Xiaobai also wanted to see what he and the male god bought back in the black market. Hearing what the male god said, he nodded automatically: "Well, I'm going to sleep, don't pack things, wait for me to wake up and see , I bought something, and it feels so expensive." A stone needs a little gold, and you know that this little gold is worth 800 yuan.

Xu Xiaobai actually couldn't figure it out.

Xu Xiaobai yawned and went to sleep. The male god went to see Zhang Wazi first. He took out his mobile phone to check the time. It was already past five in the morning, and it was almost time to water Zhang Wazi. The male god gave Zhang Wazi Zhang Wazi poured water and found that Zhang Wazi had grown hair!Unlike the old man Zhang Wazi's yellow fluffy head in a small braid in the past, the hair that Zhang Wazi grows this time is silvery white, like the silk thread vomited out by a silk-vomiting woman.

Zhou Qingyan rubbed his fingers, feeling that something was wrong, then covered Zhang Wazi with the quilt.Zhang Wazi's appearance seems to deviate from his life track.

After watering Zhang Wazi, the male god heard the two cats outside had reached their peak, and heard the screams of cats from time to time.After a while, the sound finally subsided, and the noble monster Qiongqi limped into the room with cat paw prints all over his face. He looked at the male god with resentful eyes for 30 seconds, and the male god lowered his head calmly. Get down and continue playing with your phone.The noble big monster Qiongqi really wants to reflect to his husband about the cruelty of his subordinate Ms. Miao, but he doesn't seem to care about it anymore.

So the noble big monster Qiongqi lay flat in the drawer silently with a heart of grief and indignation. In the next few months, it didn't want to see Miss Miao again.

Ms. Miao tidied up her clothes. The hem of her black skirt was scratched to pieces, and her gender part was not injured in any way.Ms. Miao screwed the lid on the honey proudly, and there was only half a bottle of honey left in it, then picked up the brocade she put away and said goodbye to her husband politely: "Sir, then I will go first, thank you sir for your gift , I like it very much." Especially when beating that little milk cat!

Zhou Qingyan nodded slightly, and Miss Miao walked away stepping on her high heels.

Zhou Qingyan was looking at the decoration style in the living room, and he saved the styles that Xu Xiaobai might like one by one, and what the object likes is what he likes, so there is no contradiction.

Zhou Qingyan saved [-] pictures and walked to the steps outside. In the early morning, he saw a few sparrows jumping around outside. Mr. Zhou stretched out a finger, and the sparrows suddenly flew into the air. The crowd pointed towards Mr. Zhou's finger, and the last sparrow landed on Zhou Qingyan's finger as quickly as possible.

The male god stretched out his finger to touch the sparrow's head, and the sparrow immediately showed an expression that I was going to be drunk. The male god said to the flock of sparrows: "Go to the best decoration company, the monster contracted the best, and the time is right. Hurry up, it will be completed in two days."

The sparrow I wanted to get drunk quickly nodded, and then the group of sparrows spread out in all directions with a bang.

Zhou Qingyan washed his hands, and felt that he could make breakfast now, and it would be ready to eat when Xu Xiaobai woke up.The male god turned on the rice cooker, washed a handful of barley, a few red dates, a handful of lilies, a small handful of glutinous rice, a little rice, a few peanuts, and a few red beans, and threw them all into the rice cooker. Add water, cover the pot, set it up, and it will become fragrant and glutinous at about eleven o'clock. It is a pot of delicious porridge.

The male god was cooking porridge, cut a handful of spinach, boiled a handful of wide strips of bean flour vermicelli, fried a handful of peanut powder, made it with garlic sesame oil, soy sauce white sugar, and dried red pepper. The big green plate looks acceptable in color and tastes good. The taste prepared by the male god is just right.

When Xu Xiaobai woke up, he smelled the smell of spinach mixed with vermicelli. He rubbed his eyes, walked over and squeezed out a peanut from inside to eat. The fried peanuts were crispy and served with balsamic vinegar, light soy sauce and white sugar. It tasted very delicious, Xu Xiaobai ate another one.

The male god held his hand beside him, and dragged the sleepy Xu Xiaobai to the bathroom to wash his hands.Xu Xiaobai hadn't woken up yet, the male god turned on the faucet, held Xu Xiaobai's hand under it, and the cool water rushed onto his hand, making Xu Xiaobai wake up a lot.The male god carefully washed Xu Xiaobai's fingers, not letting go of the front and back, the nails and the gaps between the fingers. After washing, he carefully wiped it with a clean towel.

Xu Xiaobai laughed out loud at himself in the mirror.

The male god looked at him and smiled, and laughed too: "Okay, wash it up, let's go have brunch."