Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Then why use Ms. Miao to go to the monster market, the male god thought: "Then let's go to the monster market to set up a stall tomorrow night." Xu Xiaobai nodded, very happy in his heart, so at noon at the dinner table There are two more dishes, one more stir-fried kale and one more potato roast beef.

The stir-fried kale was blanched for a long time, and it didn't taste crispy and raw, and the oil was also a bit big, not light enough to be greasy.The potatoes in the Potato Beef are not soft enough, they still look square. It is best to wait until the potatoes are soft enough and put them in the pot to cool down a little bit, and there is a little too much salt.

It seems that the subject was so excited when he heard that he was going to the monster market that his cooking skills were not online anymore.Zhou Qingyan ate up all the meals cooked by his partner in admiration, but he deeply reflected on himself, whether too few people took his partner out.

Xu Xiaobai was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, and fell asleep while playing. In spring and autumn, Xu Xiaobai loves to sleep a little bit recently.The male god was washing clothes outside, Xu Xiaobai threw all the dirty clothes into the clothes basket, the male god was separating the dirty clothes one by one, the trousers were divided into piles, the tops were divided into one pile, and the dark clothes were divided into one pile. Pile, the light-colored ones are divided into one pile, and the underwear should be separated separately.

When the male god was holding his underwear to share, he heard someone behind him calling him, "Sir."

It's Mr. Bai, the male god didn't stop distributing his underwear.Teacher Lin looked at the underwear and began to count silently in her heart. This one belongs to Mister, Mister Xiao, Mister, Mister Xiao, Mister Xiao, Mr. Xiao.How long has it been since Mr. Xiao washed his underwear!

After the male gods were divided, he washed his hands and found that Mr. Lin did not come in a wheelchair today: "Where is your wheelchair?" You must know that the wheelchair is the treasure of Mr. Bai, and he can't wait to sit on it for twenty hours a day.

Teacher Lin's tone was very regretful: "It's at home, no one pushes the wheelchair, I always feel that it's not so dignified." But Teacher Lin soon became excited, and he grabbed the male god: "Sir, I will show you a treasure." Teacher Lin took out something from his pocket: "Look, look, mobile phone holder for lazy people, sir, I can clamp the phone anywhere, and I can lie down and watch it, sir, I can't wait to go anywhere now Bring a bed, I'm bringing a bed now, sir, would you like to try?"

The male god took out his mobile phone from his pocket. In fact, he also had the same trouble. He always felt uncomfortable when looking at his mobile phone on the bed. No matter if he was lying on his stomach, he couldn't free his hands.

Teacher Lin took out a huge Simmons bed from nowhere. He clamped the mobile phone holder on the head of the bed, and then rested his head on his hands to watch the movie played in the hands on the holder.It looks comfortable.

The male god said to Mr. Lin: "Let me try it." Teacher Lin gave up a seat for the male god. The male god lay on the bed and felt really comfortable. Mr. Bai's bed was also very comfortable. Mr. Bai really What's more, I can enjoy it very much, but I'm also really lazy.

The male god and Mr. Lin lay on the bed and watched a movie, feeling unsatisfied.The husband praised: "It is indeed a powerful artifact, and it is very comfortable to use."

Teacher Lin took down his mobile phone: "Sir, try your mobile phone too."

The husband clamped his mobile phone on it, and instantly felt that his mobile phone had been upgraded to a higher level.Xu Xiaobai woke up, and when he opened the door to go out, he first saw the clothes on the steps, and then he saw a big bed in the yard.Teacher Lin and the male god were lying on the big bed.

When did this bed show up in the yard!Xu Xiaobai walked over, Teacher Lin saw Xu Xiaobai get up from the bed immediately: "Mr. and I are innocent." Then pointing to the big bed: "Mr. Xiao, do you want to try my magic tool? It's really easy to use. "

Xu Xiaobai shook his head: "I won't try it, I've seen this one before." Taobao artifacts cost ten yuan each.He asked the male god, "Do you like it? I'll buy you one too. What color do you like?"

The male god returned Mr. Bai's artifact to him without further ado.Teacher Lin took his artifact, and raised his hand, the big bed disappeared into the yard of Xu Xiaobai's house. Teacher Lin explained his ideal again: "I plan to bring my artifact and bed to Xu Xiaobai's house in two days. Go to KFC, you can eat ice cream while lying in bed watching TV, mainly because KFC also has free wwifi.”

This idea of ​​Mr. Bai is really great, the male god said: "When the time comes, be sure to call me."

You can enjoy the joy of eating ice cream while watching TV while lying in bed, and have one hand free to wipe off the liquid that flows down when the ice cream melts, wonderful!

After Mr. Lin promoted his magic weapon with his husband, he remembered his serious business. He said to his husband, "Sir, Zhang Wazi already has a little human appearance. Can you send it back?"

Hearing the news of Master for the first time in so many days, Xu Xiaobai was very happy. He hurriedly said, "Is my Master really healed?"

The male god squeezed his fingers: "Where is there no human appearance?"

Teacher Lin said: "Basically, in terms of body shape, he is a human being."

Seeing that the subject missed Comrade Zhang Wazi so much, the male god nodded and agreed: "Let's take a taxi back at night, and let's clean up the room."

Mr. Bai hesitated, and he said to his husband, "It's better to be a wolf, it's more secretive."

The intra-city courier delivery of wolf pass is actually not cheap at all, but since Mr. Bai is willing to send wolf pass intra-city express, let's send wolf pass.I heard that if China wolf pass is distributed to humans, the price will increase tenfold.

In fact, Mr. Bai is too lazy to serve the old man Zhang Wazi. Mr. Bai is a very lazy monster. He wishes he could carry a bed and a wheelchair with him anywhere. He has done his best to take care of Zhang Wazi these days. .

So in the evening, China Wolf Access appeared in front of Xu Xiaobai's house on time, and it was still the owner of China Wolf Access. The boss shouted loudly outside the door: "Mr. Your courier."

Xu Xiaobai wanted to laugh when he heard the boss of China Langtong, he must have written Mr. Lin.Who's name is Mr.

Mr. Zhou took Mr. Xu to the big iron gate to harvest, and saw a thin, narrow rectangular cardboard box wrapped tightly with tape.Xu Xiaobai looked at the cardboard box: "My master is in there?" Don't be ridiculous, how could that fat man with a small stomach be in it.

Zhou Qingyan smelled Zhang Wazi, and Zhang Wazi was indeed in the cardboard box here, so the male god signed his name on the delivery list: "Your master is inside."

The boss of Langtong breathed a sigh of relief. Every time he came here, he was worried. It was really great to be able to successfully complete the task this time.The boss of Langtong hurriedly got in the car and drove away. Since no courier was willing to come to Mr. Zhou's house to pick up and deliver the goods, the boss drove the luxury car every time.The grade is really high!

Xu Xiaobai didn't dare to touch the cardboard box, he had already imagined a lot of movie plots in his mind, and he was so anxious that he might see Zhang Wazi's arm when he opened it. one leg.

Probably because this cardboard box can only hold Comrade Zhang Wazi's one arm and one leg.

The male god carried the cardboard box into the room, brought a utility knife, and pulled off the tapes one by one. Xu Xiaobai watched without blinking, his heart pounding.The male god has already removed the tape on the top of the carton, and then started to open the carton.

After opening the cardboard box, Xu Xiaobai was shocked. He looked at the contents of the cardboard box, and then at the male god: "Is this really my master?"

True to form, the male god nodded: "This is your master."

It's not an arm or a leg inside.It feels like the inside is a rag doll made of cotton cloth, and the basic rough outline is made, and the rest is still useful.Wrapped in layers of plastic wrap, you can feel the doll's breathing.

The male god unwrapped the layers of plastic wrap, Xu Xiaobai's evaluation of the things inside the plastic wrap was ugly.A human-shaped thing, no nose and no eyes, only a human-shaped appearance, some milky white liquid in the plastic wrap covering the body, sporadically sprinkled on this ugly monster, at night, I thought I saw something from space alien.

I couldn't believe this was my master.If it's really his master, then take good care of him, Xu Xiaobai's heart was sore, he pointed to the alien of insurance Mode and asked the male god: "Is this really my master?"

The male god is afraid that if he nods his head, the object's tears will fall.Mr. Bai is right, it does look a little bit human, this is 20.00% like a human, the head is the head, and the legs are the legs.

The male god took out a note from the box and handed it to Xu Xiaobai: "Niannian."

Xu Xiaobai took it and pinched his sore nose: "Sir, I will send Zhang Wazi back. Zhang Wazi stayed in Sangnu's cocoon for some days, melted into a liquid, and is re-forming. Now he looks like a human." , I still send it back to my husband, you know I can’t climb up on weekdays, although it’s not troublesome to take care of it, I also feel very tired like this, sir, I just need to take Sang Nu The liquid in the cocoon is mixed with water, just according to the ratio of one to two, spray it on Comrade Zhang Wazi, and after about one and a half months, Comrade Zhang Wazi will have a complete human form."