Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Director Sun had reservations when fighting Jian Suiping. When he escaped from the custody, he wounded the staff of the custody, one by one, and even the person in charge of the detention was beaten to death.The true strength of Director Sun, who is as old as the dragon god, cannot be underestimated.

Business was down, so Zhou Qingyan decided to eat a dogfish at night, remembering the iron plate that Boss Xiong gave him, so he could set it up and eat a Teppanyaki fish meal at night.

At night, the male god and Xu Xiaobai set up iron plates in the yard together.Xu Xiaobai looked at the dogfish in the storage box that was slapping the water with its tail and said: "Should I call some people over to eat? Teppanyaki is only lively if everyone eats together." But thinking about the friends he knew, Team Leader Zhao is now in the hospital , Teacher Lin and the director of the kitchen are still unfamiliar, if you invite your friends to eat dogfish, you will probably faint when you see it, after thinking about it, Xu Xiaobai said to the male god: "Let's call Miss Miao over to eat fish? "

It's all good, whatever the target says, so the male god nodded: "Okay." I can let Ms. Miao kill the fish in a while.The male god went to process the ingredients to be used tonight, and Xu Xiaobai called Ms. Miao.

When Ms. Miao received the call, she was very excited. The fish given by her husband had already been eaten, and she was still unsatisfied after eating. These fish tasted very good. You must know that Ms. Miao would definitely not get these fish according to her skills. .Ms. Miao was very happy, and quickly said: "Okay, Mr. Xiao, do I need to bring something there? I'm so embarrassed to ask me to eat fish. I just bought some rare things from Lao Ba's shop. I'll see you soon." Bring it over and show it to you, see if you like it?"

Xu Xiaobai said: "No, no, we are very happy if you come here, um, you don't need to bring anything, absolutely don't."

However, when Ms. Miao came over, she was still carrying big bags and small bags. Her high-heeled shoes tonight were thin and high. When she walked, she carried big bags and small bags. Xu Xiaobai was worried that Ms. Miao's high-heeled shoes would break.He rushed forward to pick up Ms. Miao's bag, but Ms. Miao resolutely rejected him: "No need, Mr. Xiao, I'm afraid this bag will crush your small body. How heavy this bag is, how light you are."

Dissatisfied, Xu Xiaobai secretly reached out and touched the bag on Miss Miao's shoulder, it was really hard and heavy!So Xu Xiaobai retracted his hand consciously.

The male god has already processed the ingredients, sprinkled oil on the iron plate, and is waiting to be cooked.Ms. Miao put down the big and small bags on her body, and called politely: "Sir." The male god nodded slightly, and looked at the storage box containing the doghead fish.

Ms. Miao automatically understood, rolled up her sleeves, and said to Xu Xiaobai: "Mr. Xiao, this is a gift for you. There are drinks and other things in it, and you can take everything you like."

Ms. Miao picked up the box to kill the fish, and the male god pointed to the big and small bags that Ms. Miao carried over: "Go and have a look."

Xu Xiaobai first looked at the bag he touched just now, he opened it and found that it was full of dirt.Xu Xiaobai squeezed out a little bit to see, it was very fertile, black in color, very suitable for planting and so on.Did Ms. Miao bring him fertile soil?

The male god put the onion and beef on the iron plate and made a sizzling sound, while frying the beef and onion with his hands, the male god looked at the soil in Xu Xiaobai's hand: "It's the soil."

Xu Xiaobai knew this!He hurriedly said: "I know, I know, I read this in a cultivation novel, that is, the soil can grow infinitely by itself. It is said that Dayu used it to control the water, right?"

The male god laughed: "I know quite a lot."

Xu Xiaobai finally knew it too!So I answered very hard in my heart: "Of course, I usually read books." I have read "Zhu Xian" and "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals"!

The male god sprinkled seasoning on the beef: "Then do you know that Dayu was born from Gun's stomach?"

What is Gun!Xu Xiaobai didn't know anymore, he shook his head: "Is Gun the mother of Dayu?"

What is Gun? Gun is a big fish, blue with spots and sharp teeth. This kind of big fish likes vast water. They grow freely in the water, just like algae in the water.When Mr. Kun was still a big fish in the water, Zhou Qingyan saw Gun in the vast sea, and Gun looked very delicious, but he kept eating fish like Gun.

Gun is an elf in the water. Their sharp teeth are designed to bite through algae. Their blue skin glows at night, illuminating the path. Gun is the most beautiful time at night, and when groups of them swim by, they will I thought it was the lights floating on the sky street.

Gun was Yu's father.The male god said to Xu Xiaobai: "Gun is Dayu's father."

Xu Xiaobai was dumbfounded: "Did Yu be born by his father?" Was his father a woman disguised as a man?

The male god explained to him: "Gun is a kind of fish, both male and female can conceive life, and male and female can be transformed into each other." Xu Xiaobai let out a cry, shocked in his heart, Dayu's father turned out to be a monster, a kind of fish called Gun. The fish turned into a monster can also change between male and female. If you think about it carefully, whoever gave birth to Dayu's father must not be Dayu's mother.

Xu Xiaobai secretly asked about Du Niang Baike, and a love-hate relationship that was very basic had been automatically filled in his mind, and he carefully asked the male god: "Is Dayu's other father Yao, or Zhu Rong?" ah?"

The male god smiled mysteriously and didn't answer. Xu Xiaobai was extremely curious and scratched his head. This was different from the history he knew. Such evidence was probing.

Xu Xiaobai didn't even bother to look at other gifts, so he looked at the male god eagerly, hoping he would tell him.

The male god didn't speak, Xu Xiaobai leaned over and kissed his face: "You tell me." Xu Xiaobai's face was a little hot from the fire, he patted his own face, it was quite hot.

The male god looked at his eager eyes and smiled: "It's Zhu Rong." In fact, the male god didn't know who it was, and no matter who it was, it didn't matter if it was a small lie. Anyway, Zhu Rong and Gun wouldn't come back to life refute.Isn't it a good thing to spread a little lie and make your partner happier?

Xu Xiaobai was very happy: "I knew it was, it was a story of falling in love and killing each other!"

After Xu Xiaobai finished speaking, he went to see Miss Miao's other presents.Looking through other gifts, there are a lot of alcohol, most of which are Japanese sake, Korean bamboo charcoal wine, green plum wine, and hawthorn wine, all of which are quite low in alcohol.

Ms. Miao came out from the backyard to kill fish, holding a dog's head in her hand, she asked the male god: "Sir, have you killed all of them, why don't we eat one and kill the other, so that it tastes fresh and delicious. "

If Ms. Miao didn't bother, Zhou Qingyan would naturally be happy, so she nodded: "Yes."

Seeing the dog's head in Miss Miao's hand, Xu Xiaobai thought it was cruel, so he hurriedly turned his head to look at the wine that Miss Miao brought.But Ms. Miao didn't let Xu Xiaobai go easily, and rescued her with a dog's head: "Mr. Xiao is looking at the wine, I'm afraid you can't drink, and I specially brought low-strength ones for fear that you might get drunk, so it's okay for you to look at. "

Xu Xiaobai really wanted to refute, you can't drink.But wanting to know that Ms. Miao's drinking capacity is much better than her own, Ms. Miao squatted beside Xu Xiaobai with a dog's head, came to open a bag, pointed to the contents and said, "Don't look at the wine, Mr. I got it from Ba, so take a look."

Miss Miao was holding a dog's head in her hand, Xu Xiaobai didn't want to look back.

But Ms. Miao was very enthusiastic and seemed to have a persistent persistence until she achieved her goal, she kept making Xu Xiaobai turn her head to look.

Xu Xiaobai could only agree, he reminded Miss Miao: "Then you hide the dog's head."

Miss Miao hid the dog's head behind him, then Xu Xiaobai turned his head to look, the first thing he saw was Miss Miao's white thighs, he reminded Miss Miao: "The skirt is so short, don't squat down."

Ms. Miao laughed, not forgetting to tease Mr. Xiao: "See, do you think the color I'm wearing today is sexy?"

Xu Xiaobai was full of helplessness towards a shameless old lady like Ms. Miao, in order to prevent the topic from collapsing, Xu Xiaobai hurriedly said: "What do you want me to see, let me see quickly."

Ms. Miao was very mysterious. She picked up a green jade box and handed it to Xu Xiaobai: "Mr. Xiao, you must read it carefully, and don't let Mr. know." Then Ms. Miao stood up, twisting her slender waist, to fetch the fish she had killed.

Xu Xiaobai opened the jade box and immediately closed it.With a flushed face, Xu Xiaobai picked up the water glass and gulped down a glass of water. The male god put the cooked beef on the plate and asked him: "What did Miss Miao send?"

Xu Xiaobai himself didn't see it very clearly, so he handed the jade box in his hand to the male god: "Look for yourself." The male god smelled the monster's breath in the box, but the monster's breath was particularly obvious, aggressive The smell is too strong, you have to catch up with vixens and weasels.The male god had already guessed what was inside without opening the box. It was a long time ago, and it may have been a long time since such things became refined.He put the jade box aside: "Don't look at it, let Ms. Miao take it back and use it for herself later."

Thinking about how inappropriate it was for me to say this, the male god saw that Xu Xiaobai was very embarrassed, so he threw the jade box into the fire, and he would probably be roasted to death in a while.It stands to reason that it is also a medicinal material, but it is too cheap.

The things in the jade box made a noise: "Oh, it's so hot, let me go out quickly, I still have the eighteen styles of Longyang engraved on my body. There are 36 styles for couples to have sex, and they can produce body lotion by themselves. They can be male or female, and they can also be taught. The most exquisite intercourse technique is definitely a good thing, how can you burn me, let me out quickly."

After roaring like this twice, there was no sound after a while, probably it was roasted.When Ms. Miao came back with the fish, she saw the jade box in the fire, which was the same as seeing herself roasting in the fire.

Oh my god, Mr. Xiao actually showed it to Mr. Wang!

Ms. Miao secretly put the fish down, covered her face and stepped aside, it was really scary.