Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The armadillo bowed three times to Zhou Qingyan, and heard Zhou Qingyan ask him: "Do you have a certificate?" Although the armadillo is small, it can still have a meal with the partner. It is better to eat such things as the armadillo up!

The armadillo was about to cry: "I have it, I have it. I have a teacher qualification certificate, a residence permit, a Mandarin certificate, and a CET-[-] certificate. I have all of them." appetite.It turned out to be a people's teacher. Zhou Qingyan extended a feeling of sympathy to the armadillo: "Are you making it up?"

Armadillo nodded: "I just passed the exam in June today, so I haven't entered the establishment yet?"

Also as a national career editor, the male god asked the armadillo: "How much is your monthly salary?"

Armadillo replied: "More than 980."

Satisfied, the male god turned his head to look at his object: "It turns out I'm not the one with the lowest salary, but the people's teacher's salary is the lowest." Xu Xiaobai thought armadillos were fun, but it's not that easy to hide in a drawer all the time. So Xu Xiaobai said to the armadillo: "Why don't you become a human, we are eating, you can eat something together, huddled in the drawer, it's very pitiful, if you have anything to say, let's talk at the dining table together."

The armadillo shivered and crawled out of the drawer, becoming a man.Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan sat cross-legged next to the storage box to eat, but the armadillo didn't dare to sit down, so he just stood by and watched Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan eat. He held the button in his hand from time to time and played with it back and forth, quite nervous.

As soon as Zhou Qingyan put down the chopsticks, the armadillo trembled, and quickly raised his eyes to look at Zhou Qingyan, and defended himself: "Daxian, I really didn't do it on purpose, and I didn't intend to kill this gentleman, I just accepted this order as a last resort." .”

Armadillo's words were confused, Xu Xiaobai raised his head and asked him: "What list?"

Let you have a dream of Zhuang Zhou's dream of a butterfly.Zhou Qingyan has already fully understood that Zhuang Zhou dreams of a butterfly, Zhuang Zhou is a butterfly, and Xu Xiaobai dreams of a rabbit spirit, then Xu Xiaobai is a rabbit spirit.

Armadillo didn't dare to answer Xu Xiaobai's words honestly: "I just did something that shouldn't be done." Armadillo answered Xu Xiaobai's question vaguely.Zhou Qingyan tapped the storage box with his fingers. Capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be forgiven. Zhou Qingyan said to the armadillo: "Go to the Demon Supervision Office and surrender yourself, saying that you have hurt ordinary people with your own energy, and write a report properly."

Armadillo was very embarrassed: "I will definitely be fired from the establishment."

The male god waved his hand at the armadillo: "Hurry up and run away, do you want to die or weave?" The armadillo let out a snarl, turned into a sharp-mouthed rabbit and hurried away. He almost thought that he was going to die in Zhou Qingyan's mouth.The big monster who asked him to do this didn't tell him that there was such a big fairy sitting behind Xu Xiaobai.

The armadillo slipped away, Xu Xiaobai still didn't understand what mistake the armadillo made.After eating the porridge, he cleared away the bowls and chopsticks, and asked the male god, "What's the matter, what's wrong with Qiu Yu?"

The male god stood on the steps and asked Xu Xiaobai: "Let's go for a walk." The weather doesn't feel hot anytime now, especially after breakfast, it's still a bit cold.Xu Xiaobai finished washing the dishes, dried his hands on the towel, and shook his head: "It's not like I won't go, I feel uncomfortable when there are too many people."

The Aftermath of Armadillo Dreams.Then you should go out and meet more people, so as to overcome the psychological sequelae.So he hugged Xu Xiaobai's waist and dragged him outward: "Now you can go buy walnuts. I saw a lot of green young walnuts when I was driving yesterday."

Xu Xiaobai was dragged by the male god from the kitchen and out of the living room, he followed the male god's footsteps: "Want to eat walnuts?"

The male god nodded: "You can buy some."

Xu Xiaobai followed the male god's footsteps to the steps, and now they were facing each other, forehead to forehead, and the male god kissed Xu Xiaobai's eyelids: "Mr. Xu, do you want to buy walnuts together?" Already dizzy, he nodded, and gnawed towards Mr. Zhou's lips, with too much force, breaking the corner of Zhou Qingyan's lips.Mr. Xu was so bold that he gnawed a small gash at the corner of Zhou Qingyan's lips.The small hole is not big, but it looks bright red.

Xu Xiaobai praised Zhou Qingyan: "You are so sweet."

Zhou Qingyan praised Xu Xiaobai more seriously: "You are the real sweet." The very sweet Mr. Zhou and the very sweet Mr. Xu shared another lingering kiss in the bright autumn morning.

The morning market was over, and the green walnuts were all sold out, and the stall owner showed them the empty baskets, proving that it was not that they didn't want to sell them, but that they had really been sold out.There was only one bamboo basket left, so the stall owner took the last walnut out of the basket and gave it to Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan.

Zhou Qingyan picked it up to the tip of his nose and smelled it. There was an aroma of walnuts, as well as fresh plucked off the branches.Zhou Qingyan handed the walnut to Xu Xiaobai's nose: "Smell it, it smells very good." Xu Xiaobai took the walnut and smelled it. In fact, he didn't smell anything. He just felt that the blue shell of the walnut was very hard, but The male god said it smells good, so it smells good.

Xu Xiaobai stretched out his fingers to pinch, and peeled off the blue outer shell of the walnut vigorously, exposing the hard walnut shell inside. At this time, the walnut is not yet fully ripe, and the color inside is still a little whitish.

Xu Xiaobai handed the peeled walnuts to the male god.The male god squeezed his hands, and the walnut split open.

Unlike sun-dried walnuts, the brown skin on the walnut kernels can be torn off by hand, revealing the white and tender walnuts inside.The male god tore off the brown skin on the walnut kernels, leaving white and tender walnut kernels.

Xu Xiaobai reached out to take it, and the male god patted his hand: "Dirty, I'll feed you." Xu Xiaobai's hand had just finished sowing walnuts, and the blue shell on the outside of the walnuts dyed Xu Xiaobai's hands a little black.

Xu Xiaobai was about to scream in his heart, although he was walking towards the outside of the morning market while peeling walnuts, there were still a lot of people, the male god wanted to feed him walnuts in public!

It's still a little exciting!

The male god's beautiful fingers picked up a piece of white and tender walnut, Xu Xiaobai had already slightly closed his eyes, and then opened his lips slightly, and then Xu Xiaobai saw that piece of walnut fell into the male god's own mouth!

Xu Xiaobai was still waiting for the male god to feed it for the second time, when the male god picked up a piece of walnut, Xu Xiaobai thought that this time it must be mine!

The male god ate the walnut for the second time.

Xu Xiaobai simply raised his head and asked the male god, "Where are my walnuts?"

The male god raised his hand and ate another piece of walnut, then put his hand in front of Xu Xiaobai and himself, his lips fell on Xu Xiaobai's lips, the male god's mouth was full of a faint walnut flavor, Xu Xiaobai felt Until the male god sent all the walnuts to his lips.

Xu Xiaobai wanted to scream loudly, because he heard the male god say in his ear in an extremely Su tone: "Is your walnut still delicious in my mouth?"

The taste of green walnuts is different from that of dried walnuts. Green walnuts have a lighter walnut flavor than dried walnuts, but the taste is more delicate, juicy and delicious.The taste of green walnuts is really amazing.

Xu Xiaobai regretted coming late to the morning market, otherwise they would have bought a bunch of green walnuts.When you get home, peel and eat. If you can’t finish eating, you can dry it on the steps and store it.

However, Xu Xiaobai and the male god were very lucky today. On the way back, they saw a man selling green walnuts in an electric tricycle. The male god and Xu Xiaobai deliberately got off the bus and ran to the electric tricycle to buy green walnuts.

The walnuts on the electric tricycle were contained in two large bamboo baskets. Zhou Qingyan was in charge of picking the walnuts. He could tell which ones were plump and tender, which ones were empty, and which ones had small and unreal nuts.

Xu Xiaobai was in charge of opening the bag. They bought two big bags of green walnuts and a rainbow lollipop next to it. This was a gift for Little Naimiao. Big is also nice.

The male god was carrying two big bags, and Xu Xiaobai was holding the lollipops bought for Naimiao, and they sat on the bus again.Drive towards home.

There are a lot of people on the bus, crowded together today.Xu Xiaobai felt that he hadn't woken up from the aftermath of his nightmare. Seeing the people in front of him, he felt a nameless anger rising in his heart. He remembered his hatred and dislike for human beings expressed in his dream.Now this feeling starts from the heart, and that feeling is extremely real.

The male god unzipped his clothes, patted Xu Xiaobai's head into his clothes, and wrapped it tightly so that Xu Xiaobai couldn't see anything.Those annoying people on the bus are now invisible.Xu Xiaobai could only hear the beating sound of the male god's heart, smell the faint smell of soap, and feel the warm body of the male god.

When you can't see anything, you don't have any troubles.

Xu Xiaobai's hatred for human beings began to fade, and he heard the male god say: "It's all a dream, and what you see is life, and the bustling people are the home you belong to."

The male god let go of his hand little by little, and the voices in Xu Xiaobai's ears became more and more, there were voices of young people giving up their seats, voices of mothers coaxing their children, and young people calling to report news to their parents Voices, and lots and lots of voices.

The male god touched Xu Xiaobai's head, and then wrapped his clothes tightly, and now Xu Xiaobai couldn't see those people, couldn't hear those voices, he only heard the male god say to him: "Actually, human beings are better than those in your dreams. Be cute."