Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai watched the male god pinching his nose and pretending to be a woman, and the pretending was lifelike. Now the male god is playing the role of a mother who has lost her child. His voice is really tear-jerking, but it is a bit rough.

It always reminds Xu Xiaobai of the voice of a certain actress who used to have single eyelids.

Comrades from the reporting center of the Yaojian Office asked Zhou Qingyan to report the situation in detail.Zhou Qingyan said: "Comrades of the Demon Supervisory Office, I lost my child. My friend, Miss Rabbit Jing, saw my child in the Young Demon Management Center of the Demon Supervisory Office, but when I went to pick up my child today , found that the child was taken away in a cage in a black car, and soon after I found the body of my child, comrades of the Demon Supervision Office, what I want to say is that not only my child but also many children The monsters are all in cages, I don’t know what’s going on with the Young Demon Management Center run by the Demon Supervisor, my child, you must know that I gave birth to such a child when I was over 700 years old, please seek justice for me!”

The Yaojian Office comforted Zhou Qingyan, the mother who lost her child, and said that this matter should be dealt with seriously.

After Zhou Qingyan emphasized it again and again, he simply hung up the phone!

No matter how these little demons got into the hands of Minister Yin and Zhulong, they always had to go through Director Sun.

Director Sun, Zhou Qingyan always felt that he was very dissatisfied with his position, or that he didn't care. This human being, who was the same age as the Dragon God, was full of ancient power in his body. Zhou Qingyan felt that Director Sun had evolved quite well.

I heard that Director Sun had countless adventures in his long life. He once ate a red cloud in the sky. He was called the ancestor of the red cloud. He ate countless rare and rare herbs, and even a big tonic monster. Later, he became addicted to elixir , Refined the golden elixir, but the effect of the golden elixir was not great. Director Sun offered it to the emperor when he was the prime minister.In Director Sun's long life, he could film a TV series with thousands of episodes.

In short, Director Sun looks like a powerful person who does not follow the right path.

Zhou Qingyan performed her duties as a civil servant in a curve, feeling very satisfied in her heart, took the hand of her partner, and rode the electric car back home.

When I got home, the squid in the big basin were still jumping around.Zhou Qingyan called the courier of China Wolfcom and said that it would take half an hour to arrive.

Half an hour later, the boss of China Langtong stood outside the big iron gate of Zhou Qingyan's house, and he always had to make some mental preparations every time he came over.The boss of China Langtong took a deep breath and rang the doorbell.

Xu Xiaobai was bathing the noble big monster Qiongqi. Qiongqi was very uncooperative and insisted on letting Xu Xiaobai go out. It waved its black wings and flew to the roof, but refused to come down.

The little tiger Jiao swims around in the washbasin, poking its head out of the foam for a while, and hiding in it for no one to find.

Zhou Qingyan walked in, reached into the washbasin, and fished out the little tiger jiao.He already smelled of weasels, like the strong boss of China Wolf Tong.

Fishing out the little tiger jiao, the male god picked up the soap on the sink and threw it at Qiongqi flying on the roof.The soap hit the target and hit Qiongqi's two wings. Qiongqi fell into the water with a plop, and the hair on his body was wet by the water, making him look a little smaller.

The noble big monster Qiongqi doesn't like things like bathing very much. If the fur on his body gets dirty, he can just lick it.After licking, it is still white and charming.

Qiongqi was lying in the basin dissatisfied, God knows how much it wanted to shake the water on its body, so that Mr. Jiuqing could share the shampoo with his partner.Zhou Qingyan said to Xu Xiaobai: "Let's go mail the tiger dragon and let it wash itself."

Xu Xiaobai nodded: "Okay, then let it wash itself." It feels like washing a cat is like a fight, so let it wash itself.

The boss of China Langtong waited outside for a while, and saw Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai open the door.The boss smiled slightly: "Sir, what is your goods?"

Zhou Qingyan spread out his palm: "This, how much is it?"

The boss of China Langtong looked at Xiaohujiao in Zhou Qingyan's hand and said with a smile: "Standard parts, no counter-offering, sir, would you like to send pets or food?"

Zhou Qingyan thought about it: "Is there any difference between these two?"

The boss explained: "Pets are sent by mail, the conditions are excellent, and there are professional services along the way. We can even equip a veterinarian to ensure the safety of pets along the way. Those who are not guaranteed to be alive are not guaranteed to be alive, and those who are not guaranteed to be alive are stuffed into the goods, life and death are life and death, and those who are guaranteed to be alive are guaranteed to be at least alive when they are delivered."

This is not a problem, the most critical question is, the male god asked: "What are the prices?"

The boss took out a card and handed it to Zhou Qingyan. Zhou Qingyan glanced at it and handed it to Xu Xiaobai.

Xu Xiaobai took it and searched carefully item by item, and finally found the price of pet mail, 6666 yuan, and then looked down, found the price of food mail, one was 666, and the other was 333.

No matter what kind, Xu Xiaobai felt that they couldn't afford to mail them.Very poor, Xu Xiaobai called out from his heart, he pointed out the price on the card to the male god, and said in a low voice: "Why don't you just forget it, raise it for two more days, and send it when you have money."

The male god took the card without changing his face, and asked the boss: "Is your company registered with the Demon Supervisory Office?"

The boss of China Langtong nodded: "Of course, we are such a big company with outlets almost all over the world. Don't worry, we have already registered with the Demon Supervision Office."

Very good, the male god said: "According to Chapter 20, Article 180 of the "Ghost Management Law" formulated by the Monster Supervisory Office, all monsters are engaged in commercial activities, and they are not allowed to engage in purposeful fraud and forced buying of humans."

Of course, remember that monsters engaged in commercial activities in the human world have to take the commercial law test of the "Monster Management Law", but anyone with a score lower than [-] is not qualified to engage in commercial activities.

The boss of China wolf pass is very proud. He graduated with full marks in the exam. You must know that there were only two full marks in their class, one was him, and the other was a spider spirit. In the blink of an eye, more than 30 years have passed. I saw that he made the Chinese wolf pass business flourish, but there was no news about the spider spirit.

The boss of China wolf pass was once an excellent student in the graduation examination of commercial law.

He smiled and said, "Yes, sir, we all know this."

Zhou Qingyan held the card and pondered for a moment, then said to the boss of China Langtong: "Are the prices listed on the card?"

The boss of Langtong nodded: "Yes, it's all based on the card."

Zhou Qingyan asked him again: "There is no printing error in the number on this card, right?" Food mail, the kind that wants to live."

Then, Zhou Qingyan delivered the money, Hujiao and the card to the boss of China Wolf Tong.

For 66 yuan, only one courier from the same province can be sent today.The boss of China wolf pass kept his self-cultivation: "Sir, your money is wrong, it seems that a hundred is missing, why don't you take a look again." The boss handed the card to Zhou Qingyan, and the male god took the card, Then he pointed to the number of words on it and said to the boss: "I didn't read it wrong, you see." Xu Xiaobai also moved over to read it, yes!Xu Xiaobai wondered if there was something wrong with his memory, didn't he see 6666,666,333 just now?Why now these numbers have become 666,66,33, where did the last number go?

The boss of China Langtong saw the price list and couldn't argue with it. There was no trace of artificial smearing at all. Now the number of words has become 666,66,33!

So the boss could only charge 66 yuan, put Xiaohujiao in a garbage bag and carried it away!Mr. Huang sighed once again, no wonder all the employees are unwilling to come to this family to pick up the mail. It turns out there is a reason. Such a fierce and stingy family is really difficult to deal with.

Zhou Qingyan rubbed his fingers, then lifted them up for Xu Xiaobai to see.Xu Xiaobai saw several numbers printed in black on the fingers of the male god, two 6s and one 3. Mr. Zhou stole the numbers on the card.

Xu Xiaobai laughed: "Go and wash your hands." The male god opened his hands under the faucet, Xu Xiaobai rubbed soap for him, the palms and backs of his hands, and the crevices of fingers were rubbed with soap, it was slippery and fragrant.

After wiping the soap, Xu Xiaobai held the male god's hand and washed it carefully for the male god. The male god's fingers were beautiful, thin, long, delicate, but full of strength, and his nails were neatly cut Yes, there is no dirt at all inside, the white is a bit transparent, and it is also a bit powdery.

When the male god was washing his hands, Xu Xiaobai was a little distracted, and really wanted to bite one by one. If he didn't bite, he could just lick it.The smell was not right after washing, and it started to look like Xu Xiaobai was holding on to the male god's hand, rubbing back and forth on the back of his hand.

The male god's finger with the scent of soap was placed on Xu Xiaobai's lips, and Xu Xiaobai raised his head to look at the male god.

The male god said to him: "Do you want to taste it, seeing that your saliva is about to flow down?"

Xu Xiaobai yelled in his heart, don't talk to me in such a lustful tone, I really can't control myself, I really want to lick it, the feeling of kneeling and licking the fingers of a male god is finally understood arrive!

Xu Xiaobai hesitated, whether to lick or not, really wanted to lick, but felt very embarrassed.

While Xu Xiaobai was hesitating, the male god had retracted his fingers and washed his hands under the tap. He blamed himself deeply for cheating the hardworking and pragmatic labor monster today. He felt very uncomfortable and violated the activities of national civil servants Guidelines, but it is too poor!

This month's salary hasn't been paid yet, the family can't open the pot, the male god looks at the dogfish in the basin, he should eat it quickly, and then sell the rest of the fish!