Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Ms. Miao packed up the hooks, rods, lines, etc., and put them back into Xu Xiaobai's tennis bag.Zhou Qingyan pulled Xu Xiaobai, Ms. Miao put on her sneakers, and carried a big bag on one shoulder.Sack, on the way back.When they came, they went empty-handed, but when they went back after a while, they carried two big sacks back.The people who noticed them when they came here couldn't help asking: "For a while, Kangliang sacks, are you digging mud?"

We caught fish here.But I can’t tell the truth, but fortunately, Ms. Miao has sharp teeth: “We just crawled out from the bottom of the water, scooped up some mud, and went back to repair our own grave.” Ms. Miao cast a wink at the questioner: “Brother, Do you want to come to our house to sleep?"

Ms. Miao has always been dressed in pitch black. Carrying two big sacks on such a dark and windy night really sent chills down the spine of the young man who asked the question. The ghost crawled out of nowhere, but was afraid that Ms. Miao was a mentally ill escaped from some hospital. It is not illegal for a mentally ill to kill someone, so she quickly moved towards it and refused to talk to her again.

Ms. Miao felt very regretful, seeing that the little brother is strong and strong, if he said a few more words, he might be able to get him back to sleep, but he didn't expect it to be done by a strong outsider.

Ms. Miao climbed up the bridge with the sacks on her shoulders, and watched her husband and Mr. Xiao leave on an electric bike. She was glad that she came on foot. If she came by car, putting the two sacks of pike in the car would be a puddle of water.

When Ms. Miao walked to Xu Xiaobai's house carrying two sacks, Xu Xiaobai was already at the gate waiting for Ms. Miao to come over!Xu Xiaobai felt very embarrassed to let a lady walk down the street with a sack on her shoulders. When he saw Ms. Miao coming, he hurriedly said to Ms. Miao: "Come in, Ms. Miao has worked hard. I have prepared some food for you. Want something to eat?"

This kind of work is trivial to Ms. Miao, but seeing Mr. Xiao's guilty face, Ms. Miao couldn't help but have the idea of ​​teasing in her heart: "Mr. Xiao, come and help me, the water in the sack It's almost flowing into my chest." Xu Xiaobai quickly reached out to pick up the pocket on Ms. Miao's shoulder, and Ms. Miao's first reaction was to look at my breasts?

Then I quickly reflected, what did I say to Mr. Xiao, will I be beaten to death by Mr. Xiao?

Ms. Miao dashed out of Xu Xiaobai's range, turned around and said, "Xiao Mister, I drank too much just now, so what, I'll take Mr. Yu there first."

Seeing Ms. Miao's figure quickly reaching the steps, Xu Xiaobai lamented that the female monster's skill is really amazing!

When Xu Xiaobai returned to the room, Ms. Miao was still standing there waiting for her husband to speak.Zhou Qingyan took out a bottle of cold beer from the refrigerator, poured it into his stomach in one gulp, and felt very comfortable. Immediately, his throat pain disappeared, and he felt comfortable. He wanted to have another can, but I heard that drinking too much beer can easily lead to a beer belly. Zhou Qingyan Touching his belly, he felt that if Xu Xiaobai grew a fat belly, it would be good to lie on it when he was tired, so the male god simply walked to the refrigerator, opened the refrigerator, and poured another bottle of beer.

It's so refreshing!

The male god felt that after drinking two bottles of cold beer, he was finally in the mood to talk, so he said to Ms. Miao, "Hei Meow, you can take a bag home." Xu Xiaobai saw that Ms. Miao's eyes became O-shaped, and then Immediately burst into laughter, for a cat that loves to eat fish, this big bag of doghead fish is simply a heavenly delicacy.Ms. Miao finished laughing wildly, thanked her husband solemnly, picked up a sack of dogfish, and before leaving, she deeply apologized for molesting Mr. Xiao, and hoped that Mr. Xiao would not mention it to him this matter.

Xu Xiaobai didn't take Ms. Miao's teasing at all, probably because he still didn't understand what Ms. Miao said.He looked at the big sack: "What about these fish?"

The large vats in the yard were all broken, and there was no place to put them anyway.The male god picked up the sack of fish, then put it against the corner, took a basin of water from the water pipe in a plastic basin, and poured it at the sack of fish: "Okay, it's all right now, see tomorrow It was still alive and kicking."

The male god took out his mobile phone to check the time, it was almost 11:30 now, he patted Xu Xiaobai's face, wiped away the mud that didn't know where he rubbed up on Xu Xiaobai's face, and kissed his face: "Xu Xiaobai Sir, it is very late now, do you want to go to bed?"

Xu Xiaobai was fascinated by the gentleness in the male god's tone, he nodded involuntarily: "Going to sleep,"

The male god pushed back the hair on Xu Xiaobai's forehead: "Then Mr. Xu, how about eating fish tomorrow?"

Xu Xiaobai was already fascinated, the male god said what he said, he nodded: "Okay, I will eat fish tomorrow." Then the male god smiled and shook his hand, kissing the corner of Xu Xiaobai's mouth: "You are so obedient, I like it."

Xu Xiaobai was screaming in his heart, according to the current state of development, they should kiss and touch each other, and finally rolled into the same bed, and then Xu Xiaobai knew that the male god would definitely abandon him in the next second.

Sure enough, after kissing the corner of the mouth, the male god took off his shirt neatly, threw the shirt on the floor, and went into the bathroom to take a shower.Xu Xiaobai silently thought in his heart that this is a harmonious period, we must pay attention to the influence, pay attention to the influence.However, unable to restrain himself, Xu Xiaobai wanted to pick up the shirt that the male god threw on the ground and smell it. It must be the unique smell of the male god, which is particularly attractive.

I can't control my hands anymore!Xu Xiaobai shouted in his heart, he couldn't control it anymore!Xu Xiaobai's hand had already stretched out to the shirt thrown on the ground by the male god, he muttered silently in his heart, I didn't think of it myself, I couldn't control my hand.

Xu Xiaobai picked up the shirt, and before it was brought to the tip of his nose, he saw Qiongqi staring at him with big black eyes.The noble big monster Qiongqi has seen the scene for a long time, it rolled its eyes at Xu Xiaobai, then arrogantly crossed its tail, walked towards the comfortable drawer with its short legs.

Xu Xiaobai was rolled by Qiongqi's big white eyes, and immediately threw the shirt in his hand on the ground, and ran back to his room extremely quickly.When Xu Xiaobai was lying on the bed, he didn't understand why he felt shy and embarrassed, it was a little milk cat who didn't understand anything, but if a little milk cat didn't understand everything, what would happen? Roll your eyes.Are all monsters precocious?

Xu Xiaobai tossed about whether the monster was precocious all night, and after waking up the next day, his mood was not good, especially when he saw Qiongqi, he always subconsciously felt that this milk cat had a high IQ.

The male god was splashing water on the sack with a bucket, and saw the dogfish in the sack moving actively, Xu Xiaobai yawned and greeted the male god: "Good morning." Xu Xiaobai went to the faucet to get some water, and His face was splashed, and he was wearing a half sleeve. The water coming out of the faucet was quite cold, and the cold water splashed on his arms, making Xu Xiaobai shiver from the cold.

The male god urged him: "Go in and put on some clothes."

The male god also only wore a half-sleeve T-shirt, Xu Xiaobai nodded, and after washing his face in cold water, he became much more energetic, but he still didn't want to face Qiongqi's little milk cat, so Xu Xiaobai ran back to the room and put on his shirt. Put on a black sports cardigan, and then went to the male god’s room to get a sports cardigan for the male god. When I took it, I specially picked a black one. Although the style is not the same, but the color is the same. It's a couple outfit.

Xu Xiaobai handed the cardigan to the male god.The male god had already poured several buckets of water on the dogfish, put the buckets aside, took the cardigan Xu Xiaobai handed over, and put it on.

In fact, Zhou Qingyan is not cold at all, but when he sees the concern in his partner's eyes, he can pretend to be cold.

Zhou Qingyan put on his coat and discussed with Xu Xiaobai: "What do I want for breakfast, I'll go out and buy it?"

Xu Xiaobai thought about the money at home, even the money in the hands of the male god was really not enough for 500 yuan, so he shook his head: "Why don't you eat at home, I'll go and see what else is there." Xu Xiaobai slipped away in the kitchen After walking around, I found that there was nothing in the kitchen, no cooking wine, no salt, nothing, only small pickles in small cans and glass bottles. It was the eggplant and cucumber pickles brought by the male god in the early days. Yes, it has been left uneaten in the cupboard.Xu Xiaobai opened a bottle to have a look, the color of the pickles was already very dark, smelling it, it was not bad, probably because he was too willing to put salt in the beginning.Xu Xiaobai pinched a cucumber, took a bite, tasted it, spit it out immediately, ran to the tap water to get half a bowl of cold water, gulped it down, but still felt his throat was flustered.

I originally planned to cook some porridge and just pickles, but forget it now, how wronged the male god is.

Xu Xiaobai put on his shoes and said to the male god, "I'll go out and buy some food, and I'll be back in a while."The male god is looking at the toon branch. The toon tree has grown for so long, but it hasn't changed a little bit. It doesn't grow a leaf, it doesn't drop a leaf, it doesn't sprout a bud, it looks the same no matter sooner or later.

Xu Xiaobai went to the backyard to push the electric car, Qiongqi stood on the steps and met the male god face to face, Qiongqi hurriedly ran towards the backyard, no matter what, don't stay with the husband, it's better to stay with the husband's partner comfortable together.

Qiong Qi ran to the backyard like flying, just as Xu Xiaobai got on the electric car, Qiong Qi waved his wings and landed in Xu Xiaobai's basket, then curled up into a ball and did not move!

Xu Xiaobai looked at the mess in the basket, this milk cat is here!