Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Too much to eat.However, those delicious things can be recalled without pen and paper. Zhou Qingyan sat quietly for a while and asked Xu Xiaobai: "Can you surf the Internet? I'm not very good at this."

Xu Xiaobai nodded: "I know how to do this. Didn't you say you want to write recipes? Why do you have to go online again?" He seriously educated Zhou Qingyan: "We can't do bad things, right, well, I don't have that either. Technology breaks through banks' technical defenses, so I don't think that's a good idea."

Zhou Qingyan said to Xu Xiaobai sincerely: "I will go to jail, I don't plan to rob the bank." He looked at Xu Xiaobai's small body: "I have no strength either."

Xu Xiaobai doesn't know what recipe can sell nearly 2000 million in two months, but the sincerity of the male god has always been irresistible.Xu Xiaobai turned on the computer, and Zhou Qingyan stood beside him.

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the computer and directed: "If we do something bad, will we be found?" Xu Xiaobai's heart was pounding nervously, and he still wanted to do something bad: "If our IP is checked, we will probably be found. But I can use an online web proxy."

Zhou Qingyan hummed, pointed to the address bar and said, "Enter zg.yaojianban.com here."

Xu Xiaobai entered the address, pressed the Enter key, and immediately a web page appeared, the Forum Management Center of the National Demon Supervision Office.Xu Xiaobai was dumbfounded, he looked at the webpage, there is such a department in the country!

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the login: "Click to open." Xu Xiaobai clicked on the login, and the first column was displayed, please fill in the login name.Xu Xiaobai heard Zhou Qingyan say: "Enter Qiankun Mr. Zhao as the login name, and Mr. Zhao Qiankun as the password."

Zhao Qiankun!Who is this, Xu Xiaobai looked at Zhou Qingyan, Zhou Qingyan hummed and said frankly: "The leader of the organization, my team leader." Xiao Bai held Zhou Qingyan's hand: "I will support your work, even though I don't understand your work at all."

Zhou Qingyan hissed: "Log in." Xu Xiaobai logged in.

A pink forum appeared in front of Xu Xiaobai.There are various posts in front of you.

Irrigation: Yesterday I met an old wolf who proposed to me. I don’t know if I should agree. How to fall in love with different races, I always feel that my life will be in danger. The post was made by the beautiful Miss Rabbit.

Shudong: I don't want to have children anymore. You don't know how uncomfortable it is to have five babies. Humans think I have given an egg injection. The post was made by a dog mother on the beach next door.

Help: Comrades of the Demon Supervision Office, I have been unable to get my residence permit, please hurry up, I am afraid that I will be treated as a black household, I will die, please work seriously and rigorously.Poster's Depressed Residence Permit Announcement: Regulations Revised 2016.

A whole new worldview was opened.Xu Xiaobai couldn't even move his tongue, staring at the weird posts above, really wanted to open them one by one.

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the small blue words on the top line: "Click to publish a new post." Xu Xiaobai clicked to open a new post. The background color of that post was also pink. Zhou Qingyan's fingers tapped on the computer keyboard. What's going on, Xu Xiaobai saw that the entire forum instantly turned into pitch black, and the background color of new posts also turned into pitch black.

Zhou Qingyan said: "Let me tell, you write."

Xu Xiaobai tapped the keyboard while listening to Zhou Qingyan's words.It begins with: Jiuqingguan recipe: steamed two-legged sheep, deer, Shu turtle, snake soup, chopped larvae

The Beaver of Danyuan Mountain

Braised Qingqiu Foxtail

Red Pork Bun

Gu carved wings

slippery fat

Snake Elephant Bone Soup

Kui Niu eats three

Going on like this, it took a total of more than [-] such weird dishes to stop. This is too embarrassing, some words can't be written at all, even if you ask Du Niang Xu Xiaobai.

After writing the recipe, Xu Xiaobai couldn't help asking: "Are these all monster meat? Have you eaten them all?" Zhou Qingyan felt a little nostalgic for the taste of these dishes after reading it like this, and replied implicitly: "In the past, everything in this world was It’s my food, it’s not good now, and if I don’t eat it right now, I’ll go to jail.”

Xu Xiaobai didn't quite understand, he felt that the male god was very powerful, and everything in the world was his food.Zhou Qingyan pointed at the bottom of the menu: "Continue."

Please abide by the rules of Jiuqing Pavilion: 100. No matter how much each dish is, the deposit is 500 million, and the full payment is [-] million.

[-]. Do not inquire about the source of ingredients.

[-]. Please use the correct way of eating.

[-]. Do not inquire about any news from the Jiuqing Pavilion.

[-]. Eat at your own risk.

Signature: Mr. Qingyan Kyushu

Zhou Qingyan was very satisfied with the design of this layout: "Do you have a contact method? Find a contact method that no one else can find and write it at the bottom." Xu Xiaobai wrote a gmail address on it.

Everything is done, click to publish two words.Zhou Qingyan snapped his fingers, and the forum instantly turned pink again. Only the post he just posted was black, with three large characters in black, "Jiu Qing Guan", and the post was made by Mr. Jiuzhou Qingyan.

There was a mess on Little Pink, and the posts were almost all: what happened just now, why the forum couldn't post, why was it so dark just now.Then the wind changed in an instant, and it was all: Sun, Mr. Qingyan from Kyushu!It turned out to be Jiuqing Pavilion!Scared to death, nine, nine, nine Qingguan! ! !

In just an instant, Xu Xiaobai's post was deleted by the forum administrator.Zhou Qingyan said: "Log out." Xu Xiaobai logged out, feeling unreal. He asked Zhou Qingyan: "What did we do just now, I always feel that we did something extraordinary just now."

Zhou Qingyan took out his Redmi note 3 to read, and soon there was a message: My day, Xiao Zhou, someone stole my account and went to the forum of the Demon Supervisory Office to spread rumors. Who is that Mr. Qingyan from Jiuzhou? The account has been hacked, the leader of the Demon Supervision Office, Zhao Qiankun.

Zhou Qingyan's official report: Team leader Zhao, recently a black household strange fish was found in my management area, which has been cleaned up and its body is gone. "It was eaten by me. Zhou Qingyan continued to write: The body was smashed into powder in the scuffle and disappeared. I asked the organization for a reward."

He answered Xu Xiaobai while typing: "We are doing business, making money to buy a house, are we doing other things?"

The leader of the Demon Supervision Office replied: Please continue to work hard. I will ask your superiors for your application. I have tried my best to find the whereabouts of Comrade Zhang Wazi, but there is no news yet. And Xiao Zhou, my account has been hacked, and someone dared to steal my account. No, the leader wants to talk to me, okay?

Zhou Qingyan put the phone in his pocket, and the message from Team Leader Zhao was still coming in by Didi.

Xu Xiaobai was staring at the computer in a daze.

Zhou Qingyan patted him on the shoulder: "What are you thinking, let's eat that fish, I'm hungry after writing so many recipes." Xu Xiaobai looked at the time on the computer, it was only 04:30, and he was hungry so soon .

Xu Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what kind of business is to make money to buy a house, the male god he just posted a post.Xu Xiaobai stood up and asked Zhou Qingyan's wishes: "Then how about we have shabu-shabu at night, super spicy or normal spicy?"

Zhou Qingyan ordered super spicy.

For the sake of the male god, Xu Xiaobai forgot everything and went straight to the kitchen excitedly.

Xu Xiaobai ran into the kitchen, Zhou Qingyan saw Xu Xiaobai walking into the kitchen, he turned and walked into his room, saw the little blue fish on the window sill spit out a bubble, he walked to the window.

Zhou Qingyan knocked on the glass.A calf drawn in bright red cinnabar moves out from behind the window edge, then a small arm, and finally half a small head.It was the paper figurine, which was broken and incomplete, only half of it remained. Zhou Qingyan opened the window, and the paper figurine floated into his hand.Zhou Qingyan smelled the smell above, his face changed slightly, it was the smell of a beast, a little familiar, but he couldn't remember whose smell it was, and the smell was a bit confusing.

That half-length hair does not belong to Zhang Wazi.Zhou Qingyan seemed to remember that Zhang Wazi was bald, and the half-long hair tied in a Taoist bun on his head was a wig.

Zhou Qingyan threw half of the cinnabar villain into the fish tank, and the little blue fish in the fish tank gulped the ball of paper into its mouth, and Zhou Qingyan quickly blocked its mouth.The little blue fish stared, swallowed, swallowed, such a stinky smell was actually swallowed.

Zhou Qingyan let go of his hand in satisfaction, and the little blue fish stared so hard that its eyelids were protruding.

He turned around and went to the kitchen to see Xu Xiaobai making hot pot.The little blue fish was gurgling and spitting water behind him, wishing to spit all the water in the fish tank on Zhou Qingyan.Every time it spit out, it always landed half a step away from Zhou Qingyan, until Zhou Qingyan went out, and the water sprayed on the door panel.

Really mad.The little blue fish turned over.

Xu Xiaobai took out the meat from the kitchen, the skin had been completely peeled off by the male god.Now it looks like beef, but the meat is extraordinarily tender, the color is lighter than beef, and the texture seems to be firmer than beef.

Frozen hard.Xu Xiaobai has already prepared the soup base. There is a thick layer of dried chili, Chinese prickly ash, and peppercorns. It is booming and hotter than this summer.

I don’t have many dishes at home, so I found them in random order. I found a piece of frozen tofu, a handful of fungus, a large piece of white fungus, coriander, lettuce, lettuce, a handful each, white radish, potato, and sweet potato slices. , duck blood, and pig blood on a plate, and the wide vermicelli is soaked in warm water until soaked.

Mix the sesame paste evenly and firmly, add fermented bean curd, chive flowers, coriander powder, and green onion into two small bowls.