Shanhaijing monster edible guide

The noble big monster Qiongqi frowned and looked at Lord Baling suspiciously. It is only a little bigger now, and stared at it with big black round eyes. too same.Lord Baling teased it with a smile: "I smell you smell like Mr. Xiao, did you get up from Mr. Xiao's bed?"

In fact, Lord Baling didn't smell it, he just saw Qiongqi jumping out of Xu Xiaobai's room.When Qiongqi heard Lord Baling say this, he immediately frowned, and rushed towards the faucet in the yard like an arrow.Zhou Qingyan was cleaning up the partridge under the faucet, plucked all the feathers and washed out pots of black water. Now that it was finally cleaned up, it was almost cut open.

Qiongqi rushed under the faucet like an arrow and splashed Zhou Qingyan's body with water. Zhou Qingyan stood up with the hairless partridge, and saw Qiongqi standing under the faucet flushing water, smiling happily while flushing, this Qiongqi is crazy Yet!

Qiongqi washed himself under the faucet so cold that his hair was sticking to his body, but he was very proud of himself. This time, the husband would no longer be able to smell his body. Qiongqi shook his wet hair , turned around and saw Zhou Qingyan standing behind it with a fawn in his arms, and ran to his little nest in the living room to hide with a shrill scream.

When Xu Xiaobai put on his clothes and came out, he saw a row of wet cat paw prints. He took a mop and wiped it to Qiongqi's nest, looked inside, and saw Qiongqi lying in the nest dripping wet. The cushion was soaked! Xu Xiaobai wanted to take it out, but he couldn't move, his paws hugged his head.

The noble big monster Qiongqi was very troubled, he just dumped his husband in the face.

Xu Xiaobai saw that it was unwilling to move, so he verbally criticized Qiongqi: "Although it's good to take a bath by yourself, it's really good that you can take a bath at such a young age, but if you can dry yourself outside and then come back, it will be fine." It's better."

Xu Xiaobai cleaned up Qiongqi's paw prints, went out, and saw that the male god was carrying a thing as big as a goose, which had been plucked and cleaned up.The meat looked very fresh, Xu Xiaobai poked the meat on it, it was very elastic: "Is this a goose you bought?"

Zhou Qingyan put the tidied up francolin Fang Jing in a large stainless steel basin: "I brought back a big bird last night, let's treat Mr. Baling and the peacock to eat meat." Such a small francolin, the male god used it Even stuffing the gaps between the teeth is not enough, and most of them are given to peacocks.

Xu Xiaobai wanted to feed peacocks, so no matter if it was stewed soup, stewed meat, braised in brown sauce, etc., it would not be suitable. The peacock's small beak is so small, I am afraid it can be cut into small pieces to eat.Thinking about this, Xu Xiaobai squatted down and poked the meat of the big bird in the stainless steel basin. The meat was very firm, and it was different from the distribution of birds in chunks. The meat of this big bird seemed to be more layered. , It feels like pork belly.

Xu Xiaobai thought it would be good to cut it into small pieces and make teppanyaki, but there is no teppanyaki at home, so he wanted to make one for a long time, but he never realized it.Xu Xiaobai asked the male god for his opinion: "How about making teppanyaki?"

The male god nodded: "Whatever you do is good."

Xu Xiaobai laughed: "Mr. Zhou, can you conjure up an iron plate?"

The male god pulled Xu Xiaobai up and kissed him on the forehead: "Of course, Mr. Xu, leave everything to me." Mr. Xu confidently handed over everything to Mr. Zhou, and then picked up the water in the basin. That big bird is going to prepare, Xu Xiaobai wants to prepare a big dish at night, everyone can eat it to their heart's content.

Xu Xiaobai cut the francolin meat into small pieces and marinated it, then prepared a pot of cut fruit for Mr. Baling to feed the peacock, thinking that the peacock would eat well at night, he quietly poured out the fruit in the pot Half of it, and he was afraid that the peacock would not be full, so he took back more than half of it. He was really entangled. He was afraid that the peacock would eat too much and he would not be able to eat at night. Now he does not know how hungry he is.

Xu Xiaobai took the food for the peacock and went to the backyard to visit Mr. Baling.Before reaching the backyard, I heard beautiful music. The male god also often sang, but Xu Xiaobai couldn't understand the male god's song, but Xu Xiaobai could understand Baling Lord's song in front of him, and Baling played it The music is always beautiful, it is the peach blossoms in the Sanyue Mountain Temple, the spring water in June, the red maple leaves in late autumn, and the beautiful scenery that can be seen together or never seen in the deep forest.

The instrument played by Mr. Baling is a green leaf picked from a small locust tree that came out of the crack in the wall of Xu Xiaobai's house. It is really wonderful.The peacock squatted quietly on a horizontal stick, and seemed to be quietly listening to the music played by Lord Baling. They were actually very beautiful like this. Lord Baling is gentle, and the peacock is gorgeous, very harmonious.

After listening to the song, Xu Xiaobai waited for Lord Baling to stop, and handed the basin in his hand to Lord Baling: "This is the peacock's breakfast and lunch. We ate together at night. I want to eat to buy vegetables, Lord Baling Is there anything you want to eat?"

Mr. Baling took the basin: "Thank you, Mr. Xiao. Everything that Mr. Xiao buys is done with care, and I like them all."

When Xu Xiaobai walked back, he kept thinking, if he hadn't already had a male god, he would have become a fan of Lord Baling, Lord Baling's voice and gentleness are really irresistible.

Xu Xiaobai folded the shopping bag and stuffed it into the bag to go out. The gifted shopping bag was very easy to use and strong.Xu Xiaobai bought prawns, squid, onions, a lot of seafood and meat, as well as vegetables and various sauces in the supermarket, and brought them back in this huge shopping bag.When I got home, the male god was not at home, and the iron plan prepared by the male god was not in place.

Xu Xiaobai was not in a hurry, he sliced ​​the seafood, vegetables, and meat he bought back into slices, cut them into chunks, marinated them, and ate them hastily for lunch, fortunately Baling Lord is not picky eaters , Boiled tomato, rapeseed and egg noodles, Mr. Baling also ate a small bowl very much.

Xu Xiaobai prepared all the materials and moved the tea table to the yard, and the beer fruit and oranges were frozen in the refrigerator.Just wait for the iron plate of the male god!

The iron plate of the male god finally arrived after six o'clock!It is very comprehensive, even all kinds of tools are brought, including installation and trial, and it is not delicious, and a box of big crabs is also given away!

Xu Xiaobai looked at the male god: "Is there a discount today? When buying iron plates." It felt like they were going to lose their fortune after eating this meal.

The male god shook his head: "No, I went out to have a meal with Boss Xiong. This is a gift from Boss Xiong." As a national civil servant, it is not allowed to accept gifts, but the Teppanyaki promised to the object, No matter how big a gift is, I can accept it!Zhou Qingyan sincerely stated that he had sent Lu Shu to the monster management center run by the Monster Supervisory Office. When Boss Xiong heard this, he wanted to give the big gold chain around his neck to Zhou Qingyan. Zhou Qingyan believed that he was a civil servant of a clean country. , I could only reluctantly accept the iron plate and the big crab under the enthusiasm of Boss Xiong.

Hearing that he was a liar, Xu Xiaobai laughed, the male god would definitely accept the gift without changing his face.

The big iron plate is set up, and the hot iron plate is sprinkled with oil. The first marinated turkey meat is threaded into skewers, and three or four pieces are placed on each skewer. The smell of meat almost wafted out of the yard.It feels like when the male god moves his hand, the gravy on the turkey meat will pop out!The fennel meat has distinct layers, with a feeling of pork belly, Xu Xiaobai picked up a piece covered with sauce and tasted it, but compared with the pork belly, it was a little less greasy, but the gravy was rich and delicious.

Xu Xiaobai ate one skewer, and the male god handed the remaining few skewers to Lord Baling.There was no salt or seasoning in these skewers, Mr. Baling took the skewers: "Thank you sir."

Standing beside Lord Baling, the peacock seemed to feel that the temperature of the fire was very irritable, so it sometimes flapped its wings, but Lord Baling put his hand on the peacock's wings and patted the peacock, and the peacock became quiet.

Lord Baling took the partridge meat from the iron tongs, cooled it, put it in the palm of his hand, and brought it to the peacock's mouth, then silently touched the peacock's head, and the peacock lowered its head to peck at the partridge meat in Lord Baling's hand.

After Xu Xiaobai finished eating a bunch of turkey meat, the male god had already started grilling squid and onions on the iron plate, a few prawns were also placed on it, and the salmon meat was also sizzling on it, and the seasoning was very delicious.

But in Xu Xiaobai's eyes, he can't compare to the male god Xianxiang. This kind of male god's naked upper body wearing an apron has appeared hundreds of times in Xu Xiaobai's prehistoric filth. Now I really see it and still can't help it I have to cover my nose, oh my god, I feel like I can't help but want to jump over to kneel and lick the sweat dripping from the male god's body.

The male god's small muscles were shining brightly against the sweat, and every line of the shiny muscles followed the male god's movements so beautifully that Xu Xiaobai wanted to scream loudly.Xu Xiaobai pinched his nose, watching beads of sweat roll down from the male god's forehead, wanting to lick it!

It can't go on like this, Mr. Baling and Peacock are still around, Xu Xiaobai can't control himself anymore, he hastily diverted his attention to look at the squid and prawns on the iron plate: "Okay Yes, it smells delicious."

The shovel waved by the male god: "Want to eat?"

Xu Xiaobai nodded, saw the sweat dripping from the male god's nose again, wanted to lick it!

The male god picked up a towel and wiped off his sweat, scooped up a large plate full of squid and prawns, and brought it to Xu Xiaobai, then picked up a prawn, peeled it, and brought it to Xu Xiaobai's lips: "Try it!" Taste my craft."

Who remembers the male god's craftsmanship, Xu Xiaobai even forgot the taste of shrimp, he just remembered that he couldn't help licking the male god's fingers, there were all kinds of smells on the male god's fingers, but Xu Xiaobai coaxed I suddenly felt that my ears were ringing, this kind of shame in broad daylight.

The male god rubbed his fingers, then calmly continued with the salmon.

Lord Baling had already heard that the peacock had finished eating a piece of chicken meat skewer. The peacock seemed to like eating chicken meat skewers very much. Face.Mr. Baling took another bunch of francolin meat apart and put it in his palm, letting the peacock continue to eat.