Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai went to bed early with a broken heart. When he was lying on the bed, he couldn't help pinching his face, feeling that his face was really bigger than Mr. Kun's big fish face.Xu Xiaobai tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep, so he got up and took a photo of himself. When the photo was taken, Qiongqi was coming in from Xu Xiaobai's window, and by the way, he moved behind Xu Xiaobai to take a photo with Xu Xiaobai.

Qiongqi climbed down from Xu Xiaobai's bed, looked at Xu Xiaobai with dark round eyes, everyone went to feed the peacocks today, all of them forgot the existence of Qiongqi, the noble big monster Qiongqi was actually forgotten, so while taking advantage of Mr. Jiuqing and Lord Baling are not here, and the noble big monster Qiongqi needs human beings to offer him some food, such as donuts, jelly and so on.

Xu Xiaobai checked the photos he took, and saw the kitten appeared behind him, and the kitten flew from behind him, showing a frightened cat face!It looks like his face is twice as big as that of the kitten, but Xu Xiaobai thinks that this light shot is very good, so he couldn't help posting it to Moments: Do you think I'm fat?

After a while, the reply from the friend came.Reply [-]: That kitten is so cute, what breed is it, black and white, cute, it has big eyes, did you wear the latest color contact lenses?

Reply [-]: Is this the little daughter-in-law for my younger brother? My younger brother has not been eunuched yet, he is very handsome, and I will wait patiently for Xu Ruanruan to grow up your cat. Attached is a chapter of beautiful photos of my younger brother’s cat.

Reply [-]: Big, big, of course big, you blocked me from seeing the cute face, Xu Ruanruan took your big face away.

No need to look back, this little cat has already become a bright spot.Xu Xiaobai was worried about his interpersonal relationship circle, how did they get into college, can they really understand reading comprehension, they couldn't even grasp the key points, just look at their faces, and they all went to see what the cat was doing.

Qiongqi stared at Xu Xiaobai with black eyes for a long time, seeing that Xu Xiaobai didn't respond, he moved his claws and started stabbing, the stabbing claws were so sharp that he pierced Xu Xiaobai's bed in one fell swoop up!Hearing the sound, Xu Xiaobai looked down at Qiongqi, and found that his bed had been scratched into a big hole, he laughed angrily, reached out and tapped Qiongqi's head: "It's really a monster."

Then Xu Xiaobai seriously educated Qiongqi: "Little monster, you are not allowed to do this in the future. If you do this in the future, I will let the male god educate you."

little monster!The noble big monster Qiongqi really wanted to grab a few more hands on Xu Xiaobai's bed when he heard this name, but he couldn't help shaking his cat's fur when he thought of Mr. Jiuqing's vicious method when he beat him.Xu Xiaobai hugged Qiongqi: "Are you hungry?"

He took a bag of milk from his drawer, poured it into a paper cup, and put the kitten down.The big monster Qiongqi saw that it was milk, so he didn't want to drink milk. It didn't taste sweet at all. The big monster Qiongqi turned his head away fiercely and rolled on the ground.

Take advantage of the absence of Mr. Jiuqing and Lord Baling, do it quickly, otherwise you will lose your chance!

Mr. Baling followed closely behind the master, the speed of the husband was too fast.After a while, Zhou Qingyan stopped in front of a large circular one-story building.Zhou Qingyan looked at the building. It was brightly lit, and there were a few posters pasted outside. The posters looked familiar. Mr. Baling came over and read: "The circus troupe will bring you the most exciting show."

Zhou Qingyan could smell the quail inside, and the quail was inside the building.Zhou Qingyan and Mr. Baling glanced at the posters outside, and saw a young man guarding the door approaching and said to them, "Sir, I'm sorry, the circus performance has already started, if you want to watch the circus performance, please Come back tomorrow night and we'll be touring here for two more days."

Zhou Qingyan looked at the young man in front of him, red lips and white teeth, what a little white rabbit! Zhou Qingyan took out his mobile phone and swiped the little white rabbit in front of his eyes: "Monster Supervision Office, we suspect that there are monsters in this circus!"

The little white rabbit's eyes immediately turned red: "Sir, there are a lot of monsters in this circus. We all have certificates and circus qualification certificates. Everyone just eats for a living."

The little white rabbit can be stewed with its fur removed. The stewed rabbit head tastes really good. Zhou Qingyan asked without changing his face: "Do you have a certificate?" Such a serious question finally scared the little white rabbit to tears: "I have a certificate." of."

Zhou Qingyan was not disappointed, he continued: "I suspect that you are hiding unlicensed monsters here, so I have to come and investigate. If you stop us, we can only detain you in accordance with the laws and regulations of the Monster Supervisory Office." Rabbit spirit was trembling with fright, so Zhou Qingyan and Lord Baling swaggered inside to watch the circus performance.

They sat in the last row, and when they entered the room, the smell of quail became stronger and stronger.On the stage there is a lion jumping through a fire ring, and behind the lion is a poodle, who look like father and son from a distance, the lion jumps over the big fire ring, and the poodle jumps over the small fire ring, in unison.After the lion and poodle show, it's the crow that counts.

A very large crow flew in, landed on the hanging pole, and croaked twice.

These two calls are too impure, and there is a feeling of hearing northerners singing Cantonese songs.Zhou Qingyan smiled.

Mr. Baling watched it with great interest, the living conditions of monsters in the world are really strange, and the choice of performing in the circus is actually not bad.

Lord Baling looked at Zhou Qingyan: "Sir?" Zhou Qingyan pointed to the big crow on the stage, "I found the francolin." The big crow on the stage was accurately displaying the numbers shown by the animal trainer, and the difficulty became more and more difficult. Big, already approaching triple digits, and the audience was getting more and more excited that this crow was smarter than any animal they had seen before that could count.They were already excitedly counting together with the crow, and the sound became louder and louder. Finally, the crow finally counted to one hundred accurately, and the applause of the audience was remembered.

It seems that this crow, no, it should be a partridge, and it can be regarded as the backbone of the circus.

The francolin ended perfectly, and the audience looked forward to the next show, the unicorn walking on the balance beam! When the white unicorn came out, everyone was a little surprised, mainly because the fake horns on the horse were so realistic that they firmly held the horse. It is fixed on the head of the white horse, whether it is running or jumping, nothing happens at all.Everyone raised their phones to take pictures.

Only the male god knew that it wasn't a white horse, but the one that slipped away from the backyard.Zhou Qingyan felt that he had gained a lot today. Although he had only eaten Bi Fang for a few days, he was not hungry, but it was good to have some snacks.

After the unicorn performance, a group of monkeys performed. Zhou Qingyan and Mr. Baling quietly appeared in the background.Zhou Qingyan glanced around the backstage, and Mr. Baling had already spotted the partridge.Gu Shu is the business of Lord Baling, and what Zhou Qingyan is waiting for now is Guan Shu.

The partridge wanted to hide itself behind the curtains, so it stepped back quietly until the layers of stage curtains blocked its tail, and the partridge would go back to the stage again!

Mr. Baling stretched out his hand towards the partridge, and the partridge finally stopped pretending to be a crow and yelled loudly, and it nimbly slid into the stage.A big black bird flapped its wings on the stage and flew towards the upper window, trying to break through the glass and fly away.

Mr. Baling walked onto the stage unhurriedly. The actors on the stage were stunned. The monkeys were so frightened that they stopped moving and curled up. This is a big snake. I don’t know how long it has lived. The level of the monkeys couldn't calculate how old Lord Baling had lived, but they only knew that this big snake was terrifying.

The partridge finally reached the upper window, and it slammed into it hard, only to be bounced back! The window was tampered with, and the partridge screamed loudly, overpowering the soft music on the stage.The partridge flew towards another window.

Mr. Baling smiled apologetically at the actors on the stage, then turned to face the audience and smiled slightly. His smile was so soft that everyone fell silent instantly, and his voice was so nice.Mr. Baling said: "Now, please watch a new program called Monkey Catch the Crow."

The actors on the stage were a little confused. Did the program change suddenly? The boss didn't notify me.The boss was about to collapse, he had already received a call, and ordered the security to throw the two people out.

After a while, I received a call saying that the stage was messed up, and the security guards couldn't throw it out. The boss turned over from the woods and ran towards the circus with a grunt.

After Guan Shu came back from the performance, he refused to enter the backstage life and death. It felt a deadly coercion.Guan Shu's horns are very sharp, the actor who led him always treated Guan Shu as an ordinary horse, always thought that the horns on Guan Shu's head were made by the special effects artist, and the boss only put the horns on Guan Shu when performing pull out.

Guan Shu's sharp horn pierced the actor's hand, opened the rope and ran towards the back door.Then it couldn't run anymore, the sticky air hindered Luan Shu's running, but it made it impossible to retreat.Zhou Qingyan stood up and walked slowly in front of Guan Shu. Guan Shu plopped on the ground and lowered his head, which was the performance of a submissive.Guan Shu called a few times, it said that it was willing to be your mount, and hoped that you would accept me.

He was so polite that Zhou Qingyan couldn't do anything for a while. He touched Guan Shu's horns, held the rope in his hand, and was thinking about how to politely express that I don't want a mount, but want you to come to mine. to the pot.

When the circus owner arrived, he saw Zhou Qingyan leading Guan Shu out, and he yelled, "Little thief, where do you go, let your grandpa Xiong do it first!"

Zhou Qingyan turned around to look at the circus owner. He was about 180 centimeters tall, a very strong and broad Northeast guy. It was very good. Zhou Qingyan looked up and down the circus owner, and finally his eyes fell on the circus owner's hand. The hands are thick and strong, although the fingers are short and thick, it doesn't matter, the main reason is that the palms are very, very thick, two or three times thicker than normal people.Must be very delicious!

Zhou Qingyan's eyes moved from the hands of the circus owner to the face of the circus owner.The owner of the circus was terrified by Zhou Qingyan's horrified gaze. He slapped his chest: "Put down the horse of Grandpa Xiong's house, or Grandpa Xiong will beat your ass to bloom. If it's over, I will send you to the police station."