Shanhaijing monster edible guide

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Put radish, cabbage, chrysanthemum chrysanthemum, tofu, fungus, fresh shrimp, and various meatballs in the pot. They rolled in the fiery red soup, and everyone put on a big red robe.Mr. Baling was already blushing from the heat. He rarely ate such steaming food. He was a snake and always liked places or food that were slightly cooler.But Mr. Xiao said that hot pot is the food that best reflects the deep friendship.

Mr. Baling's nose was red from the hotness, and he wanted to spit out the food in his mouth, but his self-cultivation made him restrain himself.Swallowing a mouthful of cabbage, he felt that the sore throat was hot and hot, and it was so hot that Mr. Baling wondered if the hot pot he ate was some kind of poison.I couldn't help but want to show my sharp snake teeth to give off this hot air, and I even had cold beer.

With a hot pot in full swing and a few sips of cold beer, Mr. Baling experienced the excitement of food for the first time!However, after drinking the cold beer, there will be an addictive feeling, Mr. Baling couldn't help admiring: "This is really a wonderful feeling, it makes me love this world even more."

Xu Xiaobai had asked the waiter for a napkin for the third time. As soon as the napkin came up, he quickly covered his nose. He had a runny nose while eating, and his hot lips were red and swollen, but he was still reluctant to give up the slice of radish under the chopsticks. The radish is soaked in red oil, it is terribly red, but it must be fragrant and spicy!

Xu Xiaobai put the radish into his mouth, the spicy taste made his tongue tingle, but the aroma reverberated in the whole mouth, and it was hot, the hotness made the spicy more exciting, and made the fragrance last longer.Xu Xiaobai swallowed the radish, drank two sips of cold beer, opened his mouth and let out a sigh of relief, cool!

Zhou Qingyan watched the two of them enjoying a cold beer and a hot pot.Naturally, he doesn't like the taste of beer, but it's a bit strange to accompany hot pot with liquor, so the male god concentrates on eating meat, and in a blink of an eye, plates of beef, mutton and seafood have entered the male god's stomach.

In the hot pot restaurant where the male god eats meat, some people stop to watch the male god eat meat with chopsticks, and even take out their mobile phones to take pictures of the male god. It feels that the male god has a tendency to develop like an Internet celebrity.When Zhou Qingyan stopped his chopsticks, he felt that he had eaten enough of that fragrant and spicy taste, and watched that Lord Baling and Xu Xiaobai had already drank two bundles of cold beer.

I hope Mr. Baling doesn't drink too much and turn into a big snake here, and the surrounding shops will be crushed. The location here seems to be unbearable.As for Xu Xiaobai who wants to fly if he drinks too much, then drink it happily.

After Xu Xiaobai and Baling-Jun finished off a bundle of cold beer, they finally finished their lunch.Xu Xiaobai drank too much and became dizzy.The bill was settled by a male god. When Zhou Qingyan came back from the checkout, he found that Xu Xiaobai didn't want to fly this time. He had already fallen asleep obediently lying on the table. His nose flowed out and landed on the table. Zhou Qingyan put the change he found in his pocket In the middle of the day, he handed Mr. Baling an invoice: "How are you feeling, can you scrape the invoice?"

Baling Lord opened his mouth and showed two sharp long teeth, Zhou Qingyan said to him: "Don't open your mouth, scrape with your heart. The food just now was too spicy, Baling Lord's fangs were all stimulated.

Zhou Qingyan picked up a paper towel from the table, cleaned Xu Xiaobai's nose, and threw the paper into the trash can.

Mr. Baling's bright red tongue wandered around in his mouth, knowing that his snake teeth had leaked out, so he quietly retracted the sharp fangs: "Now I don't know how to scrape, I don't know where to scrape?"

Zhou Qingyan pointed to the location of the scratch prize posted on @票@: "Scratch there."

Mr. Baling finished scraping carefully, and then handed it to Zhou Qingyan.Zhou Qingyan took the receipt and went to the front desk to collect five yuan, then carried the sleeping Xu Xiaobai on his back and walked out of the hot pot restaurant.

For Zhou Qingyan, such a distance does not require a ride, but for a big monster like Lord Baling, this distance is really no problem, so they walked slowly.

The topic of being interrupted by a lunch continued.Lord Baling said softly, "I would like to trouble you to find the peacock, but would you like it?"

Not willing!Zhou Qingyan lifted Xu Xiaobai on his back: "But, I don't know what reward Baling Lord will pay?"

Mr. Baling think about it, you can't have roasted rabbit legs in the mountains, but this common thing in the world may not enter Mr.'s mouth, Mr. Baling can't think of it for a while: "Mr. Let me think about it."

Zhou Qingyan then let Mr. Baling think about it, no matter how long he thought about it, no matter what it was.There are probably very few big monsters that Mr. Jiu Qing sponsored so much, Zhou Qingyan also counted them carefully, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't gone to Ms. Miao's house to pick up Mr. Kun!

I wonder how Mr. Kun is doing?

Mr. Baling and Mr. Jiuqing walked slowly, but Xu Xiaobai was about to suffocate to death in a daze.He drank too much beer, and now his belly was bulging, and he was lying on Zhou Qingyan's back, making it even more uncomfortable.

Xu Xiaobai moved back and forth on Zhou Qingyan's back uncomfortably.Zhou Qingyan asked him in a low voice: "What's the matter?" Xu Xiaobai was sober and confused after being tortured by the urge to urinate: "I need to urinate."

Zhou Qingyan comforted him: "Wait a moment."

Mr. Baling and Mr. Jiuqing picked up their pace, and soon they found a McDonald's, which allowed Xu Xiaobai to solve his physical problems. I heard that McDonald's is going to disappear. It's a pity, there is no such quiet place to go to the toilet out of place.

First, I went to Ms. Miao's house to pick up Mr. Kun. When I came, I brought Mr. Kun here with a basin. When I left, I found that I couldn't bring Mr. Kun back with a basin.

Ms. Miao put Mr. Kun in a very big fish tank, and Mr. Kun grew up again. It seemed that Mr. Kun began to grow continuously, and he would change into another one day.

Zhou Qingyan looked at the two-foot-long blue fish and asked Ms. Miao: "What did you feed it, Jinkela? Why did it suddenly change from hellokity to Goras?"

Ms. Miao recalled: "No, Mr. Kun has a very good appetite, and he eats five catties of fish every day." Then, she also contracted 80.00% of the pet feed in her shop, but Mr. Kun's size is getting bigger and bigger. When she first arrived, she was exquisite and small, and kept growing, which shocked Ms. Miao. She was really afraid that Mr. Kun would turn into a giant with her.

Fortunately, Mr. is back.

Kunpeng's appetite has always been good, but if he continues to grow like this, the sea will probably be able to feed him.Zhou Qingyan touched Kunpeng's back affectionately for the first time: "If it continues like this, I will send you back to the Jumu River first, and when you think it's okay, you will return to the sea."

Mr. Kun patted the shark fin boredly in the water tank, and then stopped still. It looked like a dead fish.Mr. Baling hugged Mr. Kun's big fish tank.The fish tank is too big, Mr. Baling's arms are 180 degrees, he really wants to turn into a snake, how easy it is to put this small fish tank on his head and bring it back.

Back home, he put Mr. Kun’s fish tank in the living room, Qiongqi looked at it shakingly, the big blue fish in the fish tank was really beautiful in color, and Qiongqi felt that this big blue fish exuded a powerful Imposing, Mr. Jiuqing is so unique even raising a fish, Qiongqi couldn't help but approach the big blue fish.Mr. Kun in the fish tank felt Qiongqi's breath, opened his eyes, and looked at Qiongqi. Qiongqi's claws immediately retracted, and he spread his wings and flew out. Why was there only a feeling that this fish could easily kill him.

Zhou Qingyan put Xu Xiaobai on the bed, Xu Xiaobai's snot flowed out again, feeling his back was a little wet, Zhou Qingyan felt that Xu Xiaobai's snot flowed onto his back.He took out a tissue from the bedside to wipe off Xu Xiaobai's snot, Xu Xiaobai might have a cold, so the snot couldn't be controlled.Covering Xu Xiaobai with a quilt, Zhou Qingyan and Lord Baling sat under the vine in the yard, Zhou Qingyan looked at the sky and counted the clouds.

A yellow butterfly landed on Mr. Baling's fingertip. This yellow butterfly is very beautiful.There are colorful dots on the wings, reminding Mr. Baling of peacock feathers. He gently raised his finger to make the yellow butterfly fly into the air.

Zhou Qingyan saw the yellow butterfly fly away: "It's a pest."

Mr. Baling is sorry, in his eyes, there is no such thing as pests and beneficial insects. Everything grows naturally, has its own laws, reproduces and perishes.Lord Baling smiled and said, "Sir, what's the difference between pests?"

Zhou Qingyan looked at the sky and the clouds, and said to Lord Baling, "Tomorrow is probably the best time to look for peacocks."

Tomorrow, wind and rain.

Mr. Baling said: "It is the Peacock's honor to be able to help, sir, no matter when it is."

Xu Xiaobai slept through the night as soon as he fell asleep, he woke up thirsty in the middle of the night, probably because he was too tired for the past two days if he drank too much and didn't go crazy with alcohol.Xu Xiaobai picked up the cup by the bed and planned to go to the living room to get a glass of water. The moment he turned on the light, he was taken aback by the big fish tank in the living room, and then looked at the two-foot-long big blue fish in the big fish tank.A little suspicious of life.

He asked cautiously, "Mr. Kun?"

Mr. Kun is always in a sleepy state, can fall asleep at any time, and can wake up at any time. At this moment, Mr. Kun woke up and shook his tail towards Xu Xiaobai.

Time is a butcher's knife!Xu Xiaobai witnessed with his own eyes that Mr. Kun grew from a small, exquisite and exquisite doll-level fish to the current big fish with big eyes, wide mouth, wide mouth, and thick body.

Xu Xiaobai said hello to Mr. Kun: "Welcome back." Mr. Kun has grown so big, Xu Xiaobai thought of Mr. Kun's appearance when he saw Mr. Kun just now, and he felt a feeling in his heart that our sons and daughters had just grown up, but they were just crippled. up.

Xu Xiaobai poured a glass of water and couldn't help but feed his crippled son and daughter a bag of beef jerky dug out from the cupboard. Anyway, they've already grown so big, so let's grow bigger. ! !

When I woke up the next day, Mr. Kun in the fish tank had grown up a lot, and now Mr. Kun looked different every day.In the morning, Xu Xiaobai took the male god and Mr. Baling to the morning market together. Mr. Baling was surprised by everything in the morning market. He asked Xu Xiaobai for ten yuan to buy a handful of vegetables, and then I am very happy that I can do such a transaction with human beings, all this is a novel experience.

Xu Xiaobai felt that Mr. Baling was a noble son who came out to experience life.The ten yuan was handed over to the vendor, and before the change was made, he came to show Xu Xiaobai his newly bought green vegetables.Xu Xiaobai took the vegetables in his hands and praised Lord Baling: "It's great, but Lord Baling forgot to give the change." So Xu Xiaobai and Lord Baling counted the change together.

The male god is another style, an authentic folk artist, who comes here with seven or eight big fish in a watertight blue plastic bag. This is Mr. Kun's breakfast.Xu Xiaobai originally planned to eat outside, so he could take Mr. Baling to try tofu nao, roujiamo, and old fried dough sticks, but seeing the blue plastic bag in the male god's hand, it's better to forget it, so Xu Xiaobai went to A stall selling pickled vegetables weighed a piece of pig blood, a little potherb mustard, and a lump of mustard greens. Before leaving the morning market, he weighed ten large fried dough sticks and three fried dough sticks at a deep-fried dough stick stall.

The fritters at this fritter stand are particularly delicious. They are crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. They are fluffy and make a crackling sound when you bite into them. They are not hard, but soft and comfortable to eat.The best thing is their oil cakes. Their oil cakes are different from others. They are dotted with dark red molasses. The molasses tastes fragrant, crispy and sweet after being fried.

Buying pancakes at their house usually has a very long queue, perhaps because the weather is cloudy today, and the wind picked up again immediately, the wind blew the trees on both sides of the road and began to sway, so there are not as many people buying fried dough sticks and pancakes today, Xu Xiaobai is very happy Weighing soon.

Back home, Mr. Baling went to feed Mr. Kun, all the big fish were poured into the basin, it was a black mass, only the scales shone brightly, Mr. Baling picked up a fish and threw it into the fish tank.Mr. Kun raised his tail and slapped the fish faintly. Mr. Kun controlled the strength, otherwise the fish might have turned into minced meat due to its weight and skill.

Mr. Kun swallowed a big fish in one gulp, raised his eyelids to signal Lord Baling to continue.

Mr. Baling threw all the big fish in the basin into the fish tank, and Mr. Kun fainted from the tail of each fish, and ate them one by one. After eating, Mr. Kun suddenly opened his mouth to speak!

Mr. Kun opened his mouth to speak!Lord Baling heard Mr. Kun say, "Where is Mr. Jiuqing?"

Mr. Baling was very surprised: "Mr. Kun can talk now, and Mr. is changing clothes." The blue bag he took out leaked when he got home, spilling Zhou Qingyan all over, and his body smelled of fish.

Mr. Kun has been able to speak for a long time, but he is really too lazy to even open his mouth. He just wants to lie in the fish tank like a dead fish every day. The food is really delicious, and there are all kinds of flavors.

Zhou Qingyan came out after changing clothes, Lord Baling pointed to the fish tank and said to Zhou Qingyan, "Mr. Kun's side."

Zhou Qingyan walked over and knocked on the fish tank: "Kunpeng."

Mr. Kun raised his eyelids: "I'm going to the sea." Zhou Qingyan replied: "Okay, when will I pick you up?" Kunpeng blinked his eyelids twice: "Send me to the sea along the Jumu River, and I will meet you at the Jumu River in the morning 33 days later." I come back."

Mr. Kun is growing infinitely, and eventually he will grow into a fish with a size of thousands of miles. Now he needs to return to the sea, where he can grow freely in the depths of the sea.

Zhou Qingyan nodded: "I'll see you off tomorrow."

Mr. Kun is the overlord of the sea. Even though he is only two feet long now and his ability has not fully recovered, Zhou Qingyan is not worried, not even the fishing boat. If the net is cast down, Mr. Kun will not be able to lift Mr. Kun, and the boat will sink. Now, let's talk about Mr. Kun's tail, I am afraid that the fishing boat will be capsized.I am afraid that there is no one more powerful than Mr. Kun in the sea. It only takes 33 days, and Mr. Kun is a big fish whose thousands of miles are unknown.

Mr. Kun closed his eyes: "Tell Mr. Xiao not to be sad." Zhou Qingyan looked up at the kitchen, where Xu Xiaobai was making breakfast.

Xu Xiaobai is squeezing soymilk. The beans for squeezing soymilk are fried in advance, and they have a burnt smell when they are fried. Adding sugar, it has a special taste.Rinse the potherb mustard with clean water, cut into thin sections, mix with boiled soybeans, diced carrots, add balsamic vinegar, sesame oil, and a little chicken essence. It is most suitable to eat with fried dough sticks. It is salty, fragrant and crispy.The mustard lump has been soaked in water for a while, soak out the excess salt in it, remove it and cut it into thin shreds, add balsamic vinegar, chili oil, mix well, it is salty and spicy, and it is best eaten with pancakes.

Qiongqi wandered around at Xu Xiaobai's feet. In the living room, there were Mr. Kun, Zhou Qingyan, and Mr. Baling, whom he didn't want to see the most. It would be safer to guard Xu Xiaobai in the kitchen.

Xu Xiaobai thought it was hungry, so he tore off a bit from the pancake and threw it to Qiongqi. Qiongqi stuck out his tongue and licked off the syrup. Xu Xiaobai felt that Qiongqi was a picky eater, so he squatted down and touched it Its head: "Isn't it delicious? It's very fragrant. How about I put some potherb mustard for you. I haven't raised a cat before. Do you want milk?"

Xu Xiaobai found a small plastic bowl, poured a bag of milk into it, washed his hands, picked up a chopsticks of potherb mustard mixed with carrots and soybeans, and put them on the Qiongqi oil cake.Qiongqi has his own dinner plate. He looks at the pancakes on the dinner plate and then at the potherb mustard on the plate. He looks disgusted. Why would the noble big monster eat this kind of food? The noble big monster only likes to eat it. sugar!

But Xu Xiaobai's gaze was very earnest, so Qiongqi took a small bite of the pancake, and then ate some potherb mustard!Then the eyes of the big monster Qiongqi narrowed into a line of happiness, it was delicious, it was a unique taste, refreshing and fragrant.After the big monster Qiongqi finished eating, he ate the pancake with potherb mustard, then looked at Xu Xiaobai expectantly with bright black eyes.

Xu Xiaobai could only give it another piece, and paired it with potherb mustard.Then I went out with soy milk, fried dough sticks, and so on.

The noble big monster Qiongqi looked at his latest favorite food on the dinner plate, and felt that it was too little!

During the meal, Mr. Baling highly praised the soy milk, such mellow and light food is still delicious.Mr. Baling always thought of a strange stalactite he had eaten on Baling Mountain. It was also milky white and tasted the same mellow and light.

While eating, it suddenly became dark outside, Xu Xiaobai stood up and turned on the headlights, hung up with a strong wind, the curtains kept swinging with the wind, and a strong wind blew up.Then the big raindrops fell, crackling and smashing the doors and windows.

wind and rain.

Mr. Baling put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hand, and Zhou Qingyan picked up a deep-fried dough stick: "Let's talk after breakfast." Xu Xiaobai closed the doors and windows, and returned to the dining table: "Suddenly it started to rain heavily, and the weather forecast said it would be sunny today. I want to go out and play together."

Zhou Qingyan hummed, and put a deep-fried dough stick on Xu Xiaobai's bowl: "Eat." Xu Xiaobai ate the deep-fried dough stick given by the male god, and his heart was so sweet. Zhou Qingyan and Mr. Baling had already eaten, just For Xu Xiaobai, there are two sticks, one and a half pancakes, and a bowl of soy milk.

Xu Xiaobai hiccupped after eating, and heard the male god say: "Mr. Kun is going back to the sea tomorrow, do you want to chat with it?" Xu Xiaobai's eyes widened: "Mr. Kun is leaving?"

Zhou Qingyan nodded: "Yes, I'm leaving."

Mr. Kun has already heard their conversation, and it is not the first time he has seen Mr. Jiuqing's rascal behavior. He deliberately didn't tell Mr. Xiao that he will be back in 33 days, in order to avoid Mr. Xiao to do something.Mr. Kun couldn't help but rolled his eyelids.

Xu Xiaobai was a little sad, since he met the male god, he has been with Mr. Kun, the little blue fish that can only spray bullets, is about to leave them in a blink of an eye, and finally understands the feelings of parents when their children are about to leave their parents up.

Xu Xiaobai said: "Then I will accompany Mr. Kun."

Very good, Zhou Qingyan said: "Do I need to give you a quiet space?" Xu Xiaobai pondered for a few seconds: "Yes, I'd better chat with Mr. Kun alone, I'm sorry, I want to take a photo together later."

So Lord Baling moved Mr. Kun's big fish tank to Xu Xiaobai's room.

Sitting in the living room, Zhou Qingyan watched the rain outside. It was raining heavily and the wind was also strong. Mr. Baling came out and said, "It's raining and windy." Some people sang ballads and used them to pray for good weather. Zhou Qingyan could hear it every year in the past. Human beings who sang ballads can communicate with all things, knowing wind, rain, sunny, cloudy, good harvests, and disasters.

Now, no human being will sing a song about a storm.

Zhou Qingyan had some recollection of those ballads, her voice was not soft, her voice was hoarse and harsh, and her language was also weird. Every place was different from each other, but there was always something in common. What they sang was awe.

Now the awe is gone.

Zhou Qingyan stood up and said to Lord Baling, "Let's go outside now."

When the door was opened, a strong wind came oncoming, and the books in the room rattled, and the heavy rain rushed over, wet Baling-Jun's black hair.However, Mr. Baling once again clearly realized that Mr. Jiuqing was the sky and the earth, and the wind and rain worshiped him, and the wind and rain that came from nowhere became smooth in front of him, like a silk thread and a walking stick in his hand.