Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Xu Xiaobai went out to touch the sofa cover that was hanging out to dry, and it was no longer dripping water, but water could still come out when he twisted it hard, it was washed early in the morning and put it on the air.The male god is really diligent.

The industrious male god was on his way home by bus with vegetables when his cell phone rang. He took out his cell phone to look at it, and there was a word marked on the text message, reminding him that there was a new text message.Zhou Qingyan opened the text message and wrote: Comrade Zhou Qingyan, there is a task in the south now, please go to the south to contact Comrade Zhao Qiankun, if you can’t get in touch, there are other comrades on the phone, please contact 152********, the map will be Sent in the form of MMS.

Zhou Qingyan stared at the phone, and after a while, a colorful picture popped up on the phone, which was a map and showed the bus route.Zhou Qingyan looked carefully for a while, and felt that it was quite far away. My salary for this month was estimated to be about the same as a round-trip ticket, so he immediately applied: requesting the organization to reimburse the travel expenses.

When it was almost time to arrive at the station, the organization finally replied: Comrade Zhou Qingyan, as a national civil servant, you must know how to sacrifice your ego and fulfill the greater self. How can one's interests be regarded as interests? You must put the interests of the country first We must know how to contribute to socialist construction.After reading the long reply, Zhou Qingyan only noticed the last sentence: Recently, the organization's funds are tight, so I won't report it for now. Also, do you have QQ or WeChat? You must know that MMS costs more than ten cents per message. too expensive.

Zhou Qingyan was holding the phone, and the Demon Supervisory Office was really hard to describe.The male god suddenly had the idea of ​​resigning from the job and going to the sea to become well-off. He felt that he would have no future with the Yaojian Office.

Zhou Qingyan got off the car with vegetables, and saw Xu Xiaobai standing in front of the big iron gate pruning rose branches.The roses grew luxuriantly before they bloomed, and the luxuriant branches and leaves had to get stuck in the crack of the gate. It was not very convenient to open and close the door. Xu Xiaobai planned to trim it in the morning. He stepped on the stool and turned back when he heard the sound of footsteps: " I'm home."

The male god walked over, took the scissors from Xu Xiaobai's hand, passed the vegetables in his hand to Xu Xiaobai's hand, and lifted Xu Xiaobai off the stool with one hand: "I'll cut it, you make breakfast. "

Xu Xiaobai opened the vegetable bag brought back by the male god.In fact, this vegetable bag was last time I went shopping at the canteen and couldn’t find any change. The boss gave me a thin nylon bag with the letters CCK on it. place, you can take it out by putting it in your pocket, so it became a special shopping bag for Xu Xiaobai's family.

In the vegetable bag are fresh water spinach, a lush bunch, very fresh, and the leaves are still wet; there is a fresh crucian carp, which has been killed, but it is still moving; there are also a few eggplants, purple-skinned long Eggplants, it seems that round eggplants are not very common in the morning market now, and long eggplants are still growing. Today’s vegetables are not as many as before, Xu Xiaobai looked up at the male god who was holding the scissors to build roses: "Do you do this in the morning? "

The male god trimmed the branches of the rose too short, and the short ones did not lie on top of them, they were all tilted up, but when he cut the branches, he cut the branches cleanly and neatly, and the branches were almost cut with a few scissors. , but the male god plans to trim the ones on the big iron gate, and then trim the ones on the wall. He will be on a business trip soon, and it should grow lush again when he comes back.

Xu Xiaobai heard the male god say: "Okay, I can do it, I'm not hungry today."

I copied a water spinach, stewed milky crucian carp soup, steamed garlic eggplant, and cooked porridge. Xu Xiaobai was afraid that the male god would not be full, so he specially prepared a dozen finger cakes in the kitchen.

After the male god finished cutting the rose branches, the two of them had breakfast together. The male god was really not very hungry, and there was no use in grabbing pancakes in the kitchen.After breakfast, Xu Xiaobai cleared the table and heard the male god say, "How much money do you have at home?"

After Xu Xiaobai cleaned up the table, he took the small computer on his mobile phone to do the calculations, he didn't know, but he was shocked when he did the calculations, they didn't seem to have much money!Xu Xiaobai held up the calculator and said to the male god: "Come here and see if I made a mistake in my calculations, why did I calculate so little?"

Zhou Qingan sat cross-legged beside him and the two looked at the small computer on the table together. Xu Xiaobai reported the number, and the male god pressed the number keys. After the calculation, it was still the same number.Xu Ruanruan felt melancholy: "There are more than 3 yuan left. I bought a car that none of us can drive. I lost all the money and went bankrupt."

Zhou Qingyan felt that [-] was quite a lot: "It feels like a lot, well, I have a mission to go on a business trip, do you want to go together?"

The male god took out his mobile phone and showed Xu Xiaobai the route on the picture.Xu Xiaobai was stunned, pointed to the address on the picture and said, "Is this the address for a mountain?"

Zhou Qingyan nodded. From the perspective of the staff of the Yaojian Office, the address range of a mountain is already very small. Sometimes it will give the address of a province, or the whole country!

Xu Xiaobai looked at the 3 yuan on the calculator and nodded: "Then let's go together."

The male god's thoughts are not on 3 yuan, but on that one, one can eat enough.Although Xiao is not a big monster, it is lower than the nine-tailed foxes in Qingqiu Mountain, but it is much stronger than ordinary little monsters. If the time is right, Xiao has a chance to transform into a human form.Moreover, the size is very large, comparable to an adult elephant, delicious!

Sending the face of Mr. Kun to Ms. Miao, and rejecting Ms. Miao's intention to give it away, Zhou Qingyan said that as a public servant, he should show his innocence.The main reason is that if you really want to be reimbursed, your gasoline ticket cannot be reimbursed at the Yaojian Office!Only tickets.

I bought a bunk bed for the night train, and when I got on the train at 20pm, I got on the train and the two people on the opposite side were a little late to upgrade, and I won [-] yuan.Probably because the car was too stuffy, Xu Xiaobai was sleepy at nine o'clock, the male god told him to climb up to sleep, and watched Xu Xiaobai climb up to lie down and cover himself with a quilt.

Xu Xiaobai closed his eyes, unable to fall asleep in a daze, he was always in a half-awake state, the whole carriage began to quarrel, and he didn't know what to quarrel, Xu Xiaobai opened his eyes in a daze, his whole body They are all unconscious. When they get up, they want to go down.

The male god caught him, put him on his berth, and asked softly, "What's wrong?"

Xu Xiaobai closed his eyes and said, "Noisy."

Zhou Qingyan moved Xu Xiaobai inside, lay down beside Xu Xiaobai, and covered Xu Xiaobai's ears with his hands.Xu Xiaobai suddenly felt that the surroundings were quiet, only heard the male god say: "Sleep." Now that it was quiet, Xu Xiaobai curled up on the male god's big chest muscles and fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was almost at the station. After a good night's sleep, Xu Xiaobai felt refreshed, and found that the male god had woken up, so he handed him a wet towel.

Xu Xiaobai took the wet towel and wiped his face: "When did I come down?"

The male god answered him: "It leaked from the top." Xu Xiaobai looked up at the upper bed, the leak came from the top, did he think it was a big colander?

The train arrived at the station on the hour. Zhou Qingyan took Xu Xiaobai off the train with his bag on his back. He was not surprised at all when he didn't see the pick-up staff from the Yaojian Office at the exit!

Zhou Qingyan dialed Zhao Qiankun's phone expressionlessly, and it was still a reminder to turn off the phone.So I dialed another 152********, and after a while, the call was connected. He said hello, and immediately said: "Comrade Zhou, I am Comrade Xu from the Demon Supervisory Office. I’m on the road, I’ve tied my tie three times, I have to fix it before I can pass, you have to wait a little longer, it’s not too long, I’ll pass in about 10 or [-] minutes.”

Zhou Qingyan looked at his watch, it was 35:10, 55 minutes later it was [-]:[-], he turned to Xu Xiaobai and said, "Are you hungry, let's go get something to eat."

It only took 10 minutes to walk around the train station. There is nothing to eat in such a small train station. The main reason is that it doesn’t look very clean, but there is a fast food restaurant called Kenderburg. Okay, at least it won't make you look unappetizing.Is domestic KFC the uncle of KFC?It looks like the beard at the door is longer than that of KFC.

Going into the store, Xu Xiaobai found that there were quite a lot of people. When he was queuing in front of the counter, he ordered two chicken steak burgers. When he brought them over, he found that they were packed in plastic bags, which were simply steamed buns with salad in the middle. Chicken fillet with sauce, luckily there is a piece of lettuce!

Xu Xiaobai didn't have much appetite either, so he carried it in his hand and waited outside the exit for Comrade Xu from the Supervision Office with the male god. After more than 20 minutes, a rickshaw slowly came over, and a person jumped out from above, took out a mobile phone that was exactly like the male god, and made a call. As soon as the phone was dialed, the male god's mobile phone rang.

Comrade Xu came over pushing a rickshaw and said to Zhou Qingyan, "Comrade Zhou, right? My surname is Xu, Xu Xian's, and my name is Xu Shiling."

Xu Shilin, very well, Xu Xian's son.Xu Xiaobai really wanted to ask, is your father Xu Xian?

Xu Xian's son warmly said to Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan: "Thanks for your hard work, please get in the car."

Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai looked at the rickshaw that Comrade Xu was pointing at, and looked at each other. This car is simply too big!Finally Xu Xiaobai and Comrade Xu sat in the car, and Zhou Qingyan rode forward.

Ride to the bus station and look at the buses here. There are only three or two buses in the bus station, and the shabby ones may overturn at any time.Comrade Xu sent the tricycle to the station master, and gave the station master the two Kentburger burgers that Xu Xiaobai didn't eat as gifts.

Xu Xiaobai and the male god carried their bags and watched as a man drove a few sheep onto the bus. The sheep left behind black sheep dung while getting on the bus. Only handsome Mr. Zhao loves work like this Talent is back.