Army stab

It's really because the end of the new year is approaching, no matter how hard it is, people have to enjoy the feeling of the new year, so Yang Bailao, a large group of Li Ren, finally got Huang Shiren's approval, and they have a few days off, of course, this holiday is just saying no It's just a training task.

Sun Jing took the note approved by Xiao Bai and went to the logistics department, looking for the upright, stubborn and extremely stingy director Si Nan to approve the welcome party. After reading the note, he said, "You can't grant the space for the cafeteria. There are several large open spaces behind the base. You can see which one is suitable for you."

Sun Jing was stunned, took out an Oreo, took a bite, and said with a smile: "Brother Sinan, this is not kind, I remember we had a party in the cafeteria last year."

"You still have the nerve to mention last year to me?" It's okay not to mention this one, but Sinan immediately became angry when he mentioned this one, and got out from under the table, holding a hammer in one hand and an iron nail in the other, baring his teeth and waving his claws: "Mother Yes, you bastards almost tore off the roof of the cafeteria last year, now it’s easy for you to approve the logistics, I really wish I could kill you bastards and throw them all into the pot to make soup.”

Thinking of the hurricane-like disastrous appearance of the cafeteria last year, Sun Jing herself felt a little embarrassed, smiled, and continued to inquire: "Hey, brother, let me tell you, the cafeteria will be completely useless this year? No way? "

Si Nan snorted again, turned around and pointed a hammer at the tip of Sun Jing's nose, and said with a smile, "Where is it? Yesterday Hu Yijie came to criticize the place with me, saying that he would also hold a New Year's event."

"Huh? Captain Hu is so unkind, he is robbing us again!" Sun Jing was annoyed, Sinan glanced at him, suddenly smiled slyly, and leaned closer and said, "Hey, don't worry, it's okay, they're a squadron This year I can only watch movies in the cafeteria."

"What movie are you watching?"

"Five Heroes of Langya Mountain~"

"..."-_-|||

After Sun Jing returned from the logistics office, she made a calculation with Guan Zhong, and suddenly felt that her squadron was considered lucky compared to the No. [-] squadron. The two immediately sympathized deeply with Hu Yijie's younger brothers, and then started to slap Zhou Yijie. Rongda report.

The site chosen by the No. [-] Squadron is a large open space behind the Sharp Blade Base. It was originally intended to be used as an alley theater, but later the alley theater was built elsewhere, and this place was abandoned. In summer, weeds are overgrown and wild flowers are everywhere. It's a good place to rest, but it's winter now, and there are no flowers and plants in the area, so it's really suitable for a bonfire party when it's empty.

On the early morning of the [-]th day, Guan Zhong came over with his people to get busy. He only called a few veterans, and the recruits stayed in the dormitory to make phone calls, write letters and surf the Internet to send lovesickness. The thick-skinned veteran Youzi was howling in the cold wind some songs that had been changed long ago, humming and setting up the scene.

There are three piles of bonfires, three roasted whole lambs, countless drinks, and the amount of food is enough for 80 yuan per person. Tables and chairs are also moved from the personal dormitory. Absolutely a lot .

Everything was ready, only owed to Dongfeng, and only at eight o'clock in the evening, the elders of the third squadron came over from the shooting range, the training ground, and the dormitory, shoulder to shoulder.

Compared with the No. 40 Squadron and the No. [-] Squadron, each of which has [-] people, the No. [-] people of the No. [-] Squadron is indeed a little less, but at that time, the recruits like Ye Jue did not know the difference in numbers. wearing something.

Several of the veterans who arrived at the venue in advance are already howling and singing. Speaking of which, the singing of soldiers has a characteristic, that is, no matter what song, he can sing a tune for you, coming and going just like that One tune, the ears of those who can only listen to it will be callused, but the turning tune is a turning tune, and what they sing is full of momentum. When the sound roars out, it will be a battlefield when it roars in the world. ah.

Although the recruits and veterans have been together for more than a month, after all, it has not been a long time, and they are not very familiar with each other. I can't do it at first glance. All of them are squirming like little girls. They are too men and they don't look like brothers. Besides, the captain hasn't come here yet. No matter what happens, we have to hurry up. Drive up.

So, Guan Zhong took a gulp of beer, burped, pointed at Su Mingyuan and said with a smile, "Brother Yixiu, why don't you perform a show on behalf of the recruits?"

"Me?!" Su Mingyuan stared wide-eyed, pointed at his nose, and opened his mouth wide open.

Guan Zhong nodded vigorously, his smile was out of wretchedness, Ye Jue slapped Su Mingyuan close to his ear and said, "You go, I guess that big bitch won't let the four of us go tonight." Hey, buddy, you take the lead, buddy will be there later!"

Su Mingyuan was tickled by the soft touch of Ye Jue's sticking to his ear, stood up for a while, and said with a blushing face, "Then let me dance for the brothers."

"Striptease?" Guan Zhong smiled lewdly.

Su Mingyuan: "..."(╰_╯)#

Sun Jing next to him slapped Guan Zhong on the head: "Take off your sister, you have no pursuit!"

Su Mingyuan danced the Mongolian dance, accompanied by the Mongolian songs he sang, the raging bonfire and the already vicissitudes of the sharp blade base, it really felt like the sky is high and the clouds are vast on the grassland.

Although the team members are all rough and rough, they also enjoy watching dance, which is good for physical and mental health. Only Guan Zhong, who has no taste, said with his mouth after Su Mingyuan finished dancing: "Damn, this No matter how you look at the girl's chirping dance, it looks like a girl is about to have a baby."

Su Mingyuan: "...Fuck me..."

So, Su Mingyuan became angry, and went up to beat Guan Zhong. Of course, the reason why he succeeded was that Wu Yu helped him to restrain Guan Zhong from behind without saying a word.

Of course it was the hard-working Ye Jue's turn, but he had already thought that Guan Zhong would definitely punish him, so he stood in the middle of the field without blushing or beating heart.

Ye Jue cleared his throat, held his breath, and howled an aria in French towards the sky. Of course, the lyrics were all made up by himself. They were mainly swear words from the bad streets of France, and the main target was Guan Zhong. Big bastard, poor Guan Zhong, a man of Manchu nationality, has no idea what Ye Jue is singing. A few soldiers who can understand French laugh and twitch. Guan Zhong only stares at Sun Jing, not understanding what Ye Jue is singing. , When the kid finished singing, Guan Zhong applauded stupidly, thinking to himself what the hell is this kid singing, why are so many people looking at me and having fun.

After Ye Jue sang this song, Captain Xiao, who was belatedly arriving, finally came. He was not empty-handed, and came with two big bags. Sun Jing took the bag and saw that the good guy actually had ten bottles. Wuliangye.

"Captain, it's costing you again," Sun Jing sighed, happily opened a bottle and turned around to pour it for the team members. Xiao Bai smiled and walked over to sit with everyone and started drinking.

After the turmoil just now, the atmosphere that was a bit blunt has become active. Soldiers don’t have much to pay attention to, but now they have fun, and there is no taboo. You toast a glass of wine, and I’ll blow a bottle. Not much After a while, many people were blushing and wandering, and many of them went to respect Xiao Bai after drinking too much.

Although Xiao Bai is a bit brutal in training, he is really easy to talk to if he really drinks it, not to mention that he has been honed in the army for so many years, and he has already practiced a good amount of alcohol. Not exaggerating.

The team members saluted one cup after another, Xiao Bai accepted all who came, and the expression on his face was not so cold anymore, although he didn't smile too much, but at least he eased up too much.

When Sun Jing came back from drinking too much water, she saw the gentle expression of her captain, and then looked to the side, it was actually that bastard Guan Zhong standing on a table, holding up two bags of Oreos that she had privately kept, jumping and punching. Pity those two bags of Oreos before they were opened and Guan Zhong slammed them down. He really drank too much. After punching, he actually tore the two bags of Oreos and spilled biscuit crumbs all over the sky. Soldier They roared with laughter and applauded.

But, Sun Jing's complexion is getting darker and darker, and her expression is distorted. When she thinks of the two bags of Oreos that she hasn't had time to taste, Sun Jing feels like a cat scratching her heart, and her whole body is out of control. Grieved and angry, he gritted his teeth and roared, "Guan Zhong, I'll kill you!"

After shouting these words, Sun Jing rushed up and held Guan Zhong down. Most of the team members also watched the excitement and booed, and helped Sun Jing tie up Guan Zhong.

After standing Guan Zhong firmly, Sun Jing put a beer bottle on his head, took the Bayi Bar and stood 250 meters away, and shot the beer bottle on Guan Zhong's head without saying a word.

When the beer bottle was replaced by a white wine bottle, the white wine bottle was replaced by an apple core, and the apple core was replaced by an almond, Guan Zhong, who was drunk, finally woke up. Looking at Sun Jing, who was 250 meters away, holding a gun coldly, he wailed: "Quiet~ I was wrong~"

"Your sister Jing," Sun Jing said coldly, and knocked off the almond with a single shot against Guan Zhong's scalp.

Later, it was Xiao Bai who walked over to put Guan Zhong down, and yelled at Sun Jing, "It's enough to play as long as you can." The captain cried out with a wow.

The veterans didn't think anything of it, they looked as if they were used to it, but the four recruits were all lying on the ground laughing, and Guan Zhong, who looked like a black iron tower, was crying so much now that the pear blossoms were raining and the little bird was in Xiao Bai's arms, what really happened It's just two words - egg hurts.

Sun Jing came over, dragged Guan Zhong out of Xiao Bai's arms with an expression that was too shameful to be publicized, and then said to the four recruits quite contemptuously: "Don't pay attention to that guy, every time he gets drunk, he either cries or It's just unbearable."

"Puff ha ha ha ha ha..." Bingdanzi laughed like crazy again, his stomach twitched while lying on the ground laughing.

With teary eyes open, Ye Juexiao's eyes were bent, and in a daze, he saw Xiao Bai standing in front of him holding a cup, and said softly: "To drink?"

Ye Jue rubbed his eyes, and clearly saw Xiao Bai's black and white eyes, his own image was reflected in his eyes, rare that he didn't have any killing intent.

In fact, Ye Jue's capacity for drinking is really not good at all, and he will fall every two or two, so just now when the soldiers were drinking in a mess, he hid whenever he could, and asked Su Mingyuan to help stop the drinking if he couldn't.

But at this moment, the person he was facing was Xiao Bai, a person he had provoked and clamored to defeat, so no matter what, he couldn't admit defeat.

After taking the wine bottle in Xiao Bai's hand, Ye Jue poured himself a full glass, shouted "Dry" to Xiao Bai, raised his head and poured it all in.

The 56-degree Wuliangye was really not covered, it was terribly spicy, the hot liquid flowed down the throat tube, and the burning esophagus was covered with a sea of ​​flames, and the burning mind flew to nowhere.

No matter how unsteady his feet were, Ye Jue fell forward with a bang, Xiao Bai almost subconsciously hugged the person into his arms, the body temperature of the drunk person was very high, and the lips rubbing against his ears were soft and warm.

So, there was a moment of distraction, and a moment of distraction.

Su Mingyuan saw his brother crouching in Xiao Bai's arms blushing like a monkey's butt, he was startled and hurried over to send Ye Jue back to the dormitory to lie down, but Xiao Bai blocked him, his extremely black eyes swept over, almost making him There is an illusion of being shot.

But soon, Xiao Bai replied with his usual half-smile, and said softly: "You guys are having fun, I'll send this guy back first."