Army stab

It’s a bit hard to write the text alone, the two of them just waited and watched and didn’t move, which really made us extremely anxious. Seeing the comments below, it seems that we are all in a hurry, so let’s post Xiao Da and take down Ye Jue After this highland, let’s make a special episode of the sharp blade everyone. I’m free to have fun and write it. I’m so happy to watch it~~(≧▽≦)/~

【Appearance】

The comments of the sharp blade people on Xiao Bai's appearance are as follows:

Guan Zhong: Captain, needless to say, he is definitely the number one handsome guy in Sharp Blade~ What a man~ What a grandeur~ What a special soldier~ What a pinnacle~ Look at those black and white eyes, look at that slanted fly-in The sword eyebrows at the temples, look at the straight bridge of the nose, look at the sexy thin lips, look at the nosebleed figure~ oh captain~ you are so handsome~

(Crowd: Enough is enough for you, you're too doggy and flattering!)

Sun Jing: The captain, he... Let’s put it this way, seeing the captain is a mistake ^_^ (takes out an Oreo and takes a bite)

(Crowd: ...Your sister, isn't this about Yang Guo?)

Su Mingyuan: What's so handsome, I'm not as handsome as I am!Lao Tzu is wise, martial, handsome, unrestrained and uninhibited! (╰_╯)#

(Crowd: ...You kid is avenging private revenge if you can't get the leaves, this is not counted!)

Zada: Well...a bit like a Living Buddha...

(Crowd: Wipe off your sweat, it all comes with religious beliefs)

Wu Yu: ……………

(Crowd: You should speak quickly!)

Wu Yu: ...

(Audience: Damn, Wu Yu, you're fucking crazy!)

Wu Yu: ... My name is Wu Yu, the homonym is silent

(Crowd:...-_-|||)

Ye Jue: ... (looking at the sky)

(Crowd: Ye Zi, only you are the most objective, hurry up~)

Ye Jue: ... (continues to look at the sky)

(Crowd: Leaf, why are you swollen TAT)

Ye Jue: ... I still won't say it

(Crowd: For Mao (⊙o⊙))

Ye Jue: ... (sinister) Damn, if you say something bad, my master will definitely be fucked tonight~ practice~ die~

(Crowd: ...frantically wiping nosebleeds)

As for Xiao Ye Zi's appearance... In fact, I have written about it in the previous chapters. Didn't Su Mingyuan say, "This kid looks damn good-looking", in short, this is a person whose eyes are not very big but very bright, with slightly double inner eyes and double eyes. The eyelid marks are quite deep, a little delicate but definitely not a girl, a slender and good-looking child with a juicy body ╮(╯▽╰)╭

【TV Series】

There was no training in the afternoon, and Ye Jue had been huddling in the dormitory with his computer watching TV dramas. When Xiao Bai opened the door and came in, he couldn't close his mouth when he smiled, so he looked at the computer suspiciously. Soldiers Assault.

"It's a TV series from a few years ago, haven't you watched it before?" Xiao Bai put down his clothes, picked up his cup to drink water.

Ye Jue shook his head, and said with a smile: "At that time, I thought Yuan Lang was very pretentious, now why do I suddenly feel that this guy is so loving, haha, he's so scumbag, so cute, so handsome~~"

...a moment of silence

Ye Jue jumped up from his chair and roared angrily, "Xiao Bai, you fucking unplug my computer!"

【Writing Psalms】

One day, the No. [-] Squadron received a mission with medium firepower. Xiao Bai, Ye Jue, Su Mingyuan, Sun Jing, Guan Zhong, and Zada ​​squatted on the tarmac with their equipment on their backs, waiting for Wu Zhi to pull them away.

The night wind is quite cool, the moon is quite bright, Xiao suddenly became very poetic... -_-|||

"We're about to set off, let's do some poetry and grand deeds. Special soldiers must be educated." Xiao was smoking a cigarette, looked at each of them indifferently, pointed at Guan Zhong casually, and said, "Let's start with you."

Guan Zhong swallowed, coughed, stood up, put one hand on his chest, pointed at the bright moon with the other, and roared loudly: "Moonlight in front of the bed! Two pairs of shoes on the ground!"

People: …………… You are too lewd -_-!

Holding the gun, Sun Jing stammered while eating Oreos and continued, "Is the training hard? If you don't work hard to sell sweet potatoes, if you don't believe in taking care of Guan Zhong, it's been two hundred and five since childhood~"

Guan Zhong: &*%￥#@! ! ! ! ! (╰_╯)#

Audience: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Ye despaired, coughed and touched the dagger in his hand, and said after deliberation: "Hey! The danger is terrible! It is difficult to be a soldier, and it is difficult to go to the blue sky! Sun Jing and Wu Yu, why is Guan Zhong at a loss! There is a ghost here The name is Xiaobai, and he doesn’t understand the soldiers! There are perverts everywhere in the base, which can scare the soldiers to death. The earth collapses and destroys the strong soldiers to death, and then the perverts and scum are connected. The justice of the universe is above, and the justice of the vast hell is below. Sigh no one can stand it, can't stand sharp-edged scum..."

Audience: ...Okay, good literary talent!

Xiao Bai: ...

Su Mingyuan scratched his head, held back for a while, and shouted: "There are tens of thousands of mansions in An De Guang Mansion, which makes me unhappy!"

Audience: ...Your sister, housing prices are skyrocketing, and there are tens of millions of fucking rooms...(#‵′)

Finally it was Zhada's turn. The buddies looked at the sky and looked at the sky again. After a long time, they said coldly: "The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Once the strong man is gone, he will never return!"

All: ... will never return to your sister!I'll get you fucked up for good! (╰_╯)#

【Travel articles】

One day, Xiao Bai went to the military region for a meeting, and temporarily recruited Ye Jue to be a young man. After drinking and eating enough that night, he stayed in the military region's guest house.

People say that Nuan Bu thinks of lust, so something is wrong with the two of them lying down. However, in order to compete for the big issue of being up or down, which involves territorial sovereignty, Xiao Da and Ye Zi opened up their stances and fought fiercely.

In the end, Ye Jue failed with one move and was dragged into the bathroom by Xiao Bai.

……

"Hey, fuck me, you... you also find something, you can't do this..." Ye Jue blushed in pain.

Xiao Bai paused, turned over a bottle of shampoo, and saw two large characters on it - Pan Ting.

Ye Jue: "... Forget it, let's take a look at the shower gel..."

Xiao Bai paused again, turned over a bottle of shower gel, and saw three large characters written on it - Wang Lanyou.

Ye Jue: "..." -_-|||

【Education】

Zhada was in a bad mood for a while, so Xiao Bai ordered Wu Yu to comfort the taciturn Tibetan man.

Wu Yu brought two bags of beer to Zada's bedroom, and the two sat facing each other.

Wu Yu: "I heard that you are in a bad mood..."

Zada: "Well..."

Wu Yu: "..."

Zada: "..."

Wu Yu: "..."

Zada: "..."

………………

…………

……

Wu Yu: "Drink."

Zada: "Okay."

So, the two men killed more than 40 bottles of beer that day.