Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

Growing Pains!

Cyclops Scott is the most hated person in the world, bar none.

by carlos

"Do I look that much like a scumbag?"

"Uh... quite similar."

"Where did you get that fallacy?"

"Every year, you just pass the upgrade exam at the end of the semester and fly at a low altitude."

"On Earth, the highest summer temperature can reach 58.8c."

"what?"

"Oxo told me that not everything has to be exhausted. She is not interested in roasting human beings into jerky."

"what?"

"Oxo is the goddess of summer."

"Uh……"

"Hmph, Scott, you actually slandered my strength so much. I warn you, I'm really going to work hard, and I'm afraid! Now... draw your sword, I want to fight you!"

"..."

Scott was a little ironic.

Although most of the time, he would bicker with Carlos and occasionally hit each other.

But to be honest, after getting along for so many years, he really regards this guy as his brother.

Duel... stop kidding!

This is different from the treatment of Wolverine Logan. Logan has thick skin and thick flesh and can't be killed. He is a good sparring target!

But Carlos...

In the past few years, as he grew older, he became more and more 'unlike'. This is not a derogatory term, but rather, he has entered a state of a beautiful boy who is glowing all over his body. Because of the exquisiteness of every part of his body, many people are confronted with him. When practicing, I can't raise my fighting spirit at all.

With such a beautiful face, even if a piece of skin is accidentally scratched, it is enough to make people feel distressed.

Therefore, when he discovered Carlos' aggressive and unstoppable posture, he turned into the training room unlike what he had faced with Logan before, and simply fought each other.

Instead, he immediately compromised and coaxed him: "Farewell, don't be angry. Carlos, I apologize to you... I will give you the dessert for afternoon tea, and I will play Super Mario with you at night, okay?"

"Are you earthy?"

Carlos immediately looked at him with disgust: "I haven't played Super Mario for a long time."

"Oh, what are you playing then?"

"Captain America."

"what is that?"

"A game Tony made for me is as fun as Super Mario."

Qin stood aside, watching the topics, from 'college entrance examination' to 'duel' to 'single-player mini-game', and then, it was out of control... It was no longer related to the topic.

'Now these big boys, what's on their minds all day long... Even if I'm a psychic, I really don't understand. '

She thought about it in confusion, then gave up.

Excluding this unharmonious episode.

That night, the phone call from Captain America Steve finally got through.

When the call got through, Scott was playing the little game of "Captain America" ​​with Carlos bored.

He didn't know at all that this broken game, except that the "Super Mario villain" was replaced with the "Captain America villain" image, and this time, instead of saving the princess, it was changed to defeating the German Nazis, resulting in a different game route. What's the difference between that 'Super Mario'.

By the way, there is another point, this time the villain's attack method is to throw the shield.

"You said university, yes... What a coincidence, I just happen to be planning to go to university recently..."

Steve on the other end of the phone seemed to think for a while and answered: "However, Bucky suggested that I go to Yale University's School of Art."

For World War II veterans who don't even know how to use a mobile phone, and recently heated eggs in a microwave oven, they blew up the microwave oven.

Carlos wanted to imitate Scott very much, and asked rudely: [Can you pass the exam? 】But then, Steve explained the whole thing clearly: "... I can't continue to go to school with the name of Captain America... So, Nick Fury helped me to get another identity certificate, a veteran Captain of the Army..."

The former World War II veteran said with a lot of emotion on the other end of the phone: "... I really didn't expect that the country's system will be so perfect now. According to the "Bill of Rights for Veterans" promulgated in 1944, two years of service Veterans can enjoy the minimum admission standard of the university, or even lower. In addition, there are some projects that provide various subsidies for veterans, including tuition fees, book fees, and living allowances..."

Carlos: "I also want to join the army, where can I apply now?"

In a kebab restaurant.

'Administrator of Weapon Deadpool', Bob, was holding a beer mug with a look of lovelessness on his face.

Sitting opposite him was a man with a somewhat sturdy and ruthless demeanor.

With a cigarette in his mouth, the man looked a little lazy at first glance, like a wild wolf basking in the sun after eating and drinking, but occasionally a sharp and vigilant gaze floated in his eyes, indicating that if necessary, he could immediately Stand up and shoot the whole field with a machine gun.

"I envy you, Rumlow," said Bob, taking a swig of his beer.

He looks a bit weak in himself, and he has been bullied by Deadpool for a while, and he has a kind of 'poor' cowardice in his whole body.

"What envy me?" Rumlow, code-named Crossbones, asked casually.

"The Winter Soldier was so useful back then, you can fight wherever you point." Bob muttered in a low voice.

"Speak carefully, boy."

Rumlow raised his beer glass, knocked it lightly on the rim of his glass, and warned: "Don't mention it if you shouldn't."

"I don't want to mention it, but if I don't ask you for advice... I think, next time, you will definitely not see me."

Bob muttered and said, "You don't know how difficult Deadpool is. I point him at everything; I say assassination, and he directly bombs the target's family; besides, he disappears from time to time in the middle of the mission, for various reasons, what? Hungry, go to the bathroom, get lost, wash your hair, meet a beautiful woman, have a hole in your pants, have your period..."

"Wait, is he a man?"

"Yes, but he said it should be an equal society for men and women."

Rumlow was speechless.

"Where did I go... Oh, yes, he disappeared in the middle of the mission, suddenly didn't want to fight in the middle of the fight, jumped from the twenty-story building to commit suicide, swallowed himself with a gun... He occasionally had hallucinations, dreaming that he had seen Angel, so, killing half of the people and being insanely merciful, he said that he would never kill again... In short, never! There has never been a task that was solved smoothly and safely. Yesterday, Chief Pierce said that if If I can't manage Deadpool anymore, let me deal with myself and don't appear in front of him again. Please, teach me, how to deal with this 'weapon'?"

Bob broke down and cried, with snot and tears, which made everyone look sideways.

It stands to reason that it is too shameful for a man to cry like a bear in public.

But at this moment, Rumlow really felt the other party's bitter mood deeply.

"I guess I can't teach you, the Winter Soldier is not self-aware most of the time, and... Actually, the Winter Soldier is not always so good."

He couldn't help but confided a little secret in a low voice, trying to comfort his colleague: "You don't know, most of the time, the brainwashing effect is very good, just like you said, point and hit. But in the earliest days, the brainwashing was not thorough. At that time, if he was not hungry, everything was easy to talk about, but when he was hungry, he would immediately switch to the mode of 'commanding tmd to count who's older', and acted on his intuition... what a rush Going into restaurants, going to the kitchen with a submachine gun, robbing steaks, hamburgers, chocolates, that sort of thing, he’s done a lot.”

"Deadpool still orders food every day..."

As Bob choked up, he recited by heart: "Three high-protein egg white omelets with spinach, skim cheese, fruit, and multigrain toast. Orange juice, and steaming chamomile mint tea with some organic honey in it..."

"Wait, I have a question." Rumlow said impatiently.

"what?"

"Whatever he wants, will you give him?

"……yes."

"Damn it! Won't you threaten and lure him? You have satisfied him, what motivation does he have to work? By the way, how did you get into the organization with such a useless, stupid and stupid guy?"

Rumlow asked bluntly.

"When Hydra recruited people, my good friend Jim from the army told me that if the registration was successful, there would be a reward of [-] dollars for registration. I thought Hydra was a big society, and I really wanted the [-] dollars. There is a reward for signing up, so I ran to sign up, anyway, the money is not for nothing..."

Bob raised his head, and said with a thoughtful expression: "Later, I didn't expect that I was selected. After I joined with the idea of ​​muddling along, I found out that this club also provides five insurances and one housing fund, which is simply abigsurprise! "

He was a mercenary in his early years. Although the mission was dangerous, Rumlow, whose salary had never been lower than six figures, immediately didn't want to talk to him.

Moreover, he wanted to change jobs very much: "I always feel that it's a bit shameful to stay in the same organization as this kind of idiot who is only worth a hundred dollars and sold himself for five insurances and one housing fund."By the way, what Pierce said last time... Pick someone to go to the undercover Aegis, that special task force... ok, I decided to do it, and I will report my name tomorrow! '

On the other hand, Carlos began to seriously calculate everyone's feedback about the university after statistics.

Eduardo has already booked to go to Harvard; Peter originally planned to go to Harvard with his brother, but the Stark family intervened.In particular, Tony, who spared no effort to promote his alma mater, seduced him with a scholarship, seems to be changing his mind and planning to apply for MIT; Harry Osborn wants to go to Columbia University; Jean plans to go to Stanford to study biological genetics; They plan to go to the Yale School of Art; Bobby and John have no intention of going to university at present. The novice fathers are struggling to learn how to be a father. During the special training of the war police, the two of them were so busy and crazy; Scott was still a little concerned about his ability in his bones, because he couldn't always turn off the laser light from his eyes, which made him a little brooding and worried Go out and hurt others by mistake.

Therefore, he also chose to stay at X Academy, while learning how to lead the X-Men, he may also choose some distance education; Angel Warren has not replied yet; Nightcrawler Kurt...

"I probably won't be able to go out to study..." Kurt said with his tail drooping in frustration.

He quickly glanced at Carlos with those yellow eyes, then lowered them, and whispered, "My appearance will definitely scare the students."

"You will because of this..."

Carlos rarely asked with concern: "Is it uncomfortable?"

"No, in fact, I'm just sad about the short separation from you, my friend. As for appearance, it can't bother me anymore." Kurt said honestly.

Holding the cross on his chest, he replied piously: "If you have God in your heart, then you can endure everything."

Carlos rolled his eyes: "You might as well believe me if you believe him. He may be eating, drinking and having fun in a different space. No matter how devout you pray, he won't hear you."

Kurt smiled without knowing what to say, without any excuse.

However, after thinking about it for a long time, Carlos still couldn't speak the lie of 'you look good' against his conscience to comfort his little friend.

However, he still promised seriously: "Anyway, no matter how ugly you are, Kurt, I will try my best not to dislike you."

Kurt was instantly satisfied.

He smiles, his eyes sparkle and his signature devilish fangs show off, and if you can ignore his blue skin, he's actually really cute.

He happily swung his tail back and forth, and said with a bright smile: "Yes, Carlos is enough for me not to dislike it. Moreover, I can also join the X-Men and work with everyone to help mutants and protect ordinary people. Man. By the way, forgot to tell you, Scott is our captain, which is pretty cool, isn't it?"

'Won't be invited to join the X-Men' Carlos: Apathy.jpg

"By the way, Carlos, have you decided where to go to college yet?"

Kurt was happy about the 'X-Men' for a long time before he remembered to ask this matter again.

"I don't know..." Carlos thought worriedly.

In fact, ordinary universities are relatively easy to enter, but the admission rate of elite schools is not very high!

So, if you ask him how he feels now...

That is: I never expected that all my friends around me would go to prestigious schools! wtf!

"Kurt..."

"what?"

"We are good friends!"

"Yes."

"Then you turn around and teleport there... how about helping me get a SAT test question?"

Carlos is actually not stupid, but he is really 'tired of studying', otherwise he would not have passed every test at low altitude, so he immediately came up with a plan of 'stealing test questions' opportunistically.

"...Unless you can never see the professor in your life, otherwise, I advise you not to do this."

Kurt shook his tail and said very calmly.

"What does this have to do with Charles?" Carlos asked in surprise.

Kurt thought for a while, and revealed a little secret: "In order not to repeat a grade last time, I actually... ran to Hank to steal the test questions..."

"The results of it?"

"If I make a move, it must be 100% successful."

"and then?"

"It was exposed in front of Professor Charles."

"Why are you so stupid?"

Nightcrawler Kurt immediately shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said: "The professor's ability is too heaven-defying! If you do something bad, you will definitely feel guilty in front of him. If you are not careful, you will be noticed by him. Therefore, no matter how good your mental quality is, , It’s okay to last for a while, ten days and a half a month...Anyway, sooner or later there will be a day of discovery.”

He paused, and said with a terrified expression: "Once found out... the professor is so upright, just imagine! Anyway, I have regretted it for a long time... That's why I said, unless you really intend to do this If you never see a professor in your life..."

"Forget it!" Carlos liked Charles the most.

Especially thinking about Charles' blue eyes that are as fascinating as the most beautiful forget-me-nots in a clear stream, he is not willing to say that he will never see them in his life.

Even, he couldn't help thinking: 'Oh, I really want to pester Charles to sleep and tell stories like before.It can be seen that growing up is not necessarily a good thing at all. '