Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

Carlos held the Sun Golden Sutra patiently and began to meditate. At first, he was still trying to recover his divine power... After thinking about it, the things in his head gradually became omali, semolina cake, Kuna French, milk and rice and other Egyptian-specific desserts are on the top.

"God Carlos? God Carlos? God Carlos?" A deep and deep voice sounded from his ear.

For better MLM and Amway themselves, when the Egyptian gods selected priests, in addition to piety and physique, they also had to pick and choose their voices.

For example, Imerton, he speaks very clearly. When he speaks ancient Egyptian, even if it is an ordinary daily conversation, he can read it in cadence and attract people to listen carefully. He is really excellent and a natural speaker (magic stick) .

However, even if the voice was not unpleasant, Carlos didn't want to talk to him at all.

When he was on Mount Olympus, because he was a newborn god, before Zeus, the king of gods, gave him the priesthood publicly, even though he had supernatural powers, his reputation was not justified.

So much so that he couldn't build his own temple openly and appoint and dismiss his priests, so he has always envied the gods around him to have their own priests.

During that time, he fantasized about what his future priest would look like from time to time.

In the imagination, it is best to be a beautiful priestess.

I remember that Eros occasionally mentioned before that Apollo once had a priestess named Cassandra, who was very beautiful and was the princess of Troy at that time.With the help of Apollo's divine power, she can predict, but later she angered Apollo because of some things, so although she can predict, no one believes her.

Of course, Carlos thought at the time, if he could have a beautiful priestess, he would definitely not bully others like this.

He has always boasted 'I am a good good god. '

"God Carlos?"

The deep and deep voice sounded again, and Carlos opened his eyes helplessly. The priestess with the exquisite figure and beautiful face in his imagination was gone, and there was only a bald and strong man, naked to the waist, half kneeling beside the bed, feeling inexplicable sadness Come.

What happened that day became obvious later on.

Loki obviously didn't want to resurrect the high priest, but he tricked Carlos into using his "life" divine power as a sacrifice, and then borrowed the power of "death" in the "Black Book of the Dead", the two collided, and at the right time, opened The gateway to the path to Hades.

And, successfully got what he wanted.

Specifically what he got, Carlos fainted at the time, it is not clear yet.

But he knew one thing, that is, 'the resurrection of High Priest Immorton is just a side effect', that is to say, 'this is an added bonus when opening the door to the Hades'.

The whole thing, using an analogy to explain, is:

Loki wants to buy something, but the store that sells the item is about to close down, the boss (Egyptian god) fell into a deep sleep, and two items from the store ("The Black Book of the Dead" and "The Golden Book of the Sun") were lost. One happened to get into Loki's hands easily, but it wasn't what he wanted, and the one he wanted was still in the shop.

However, although the shop is closed, the threat of death is still there. If you want to enter the shop, you must pay.

Rocky didn't want to pay.

He plans to use the shop owner's stuff to trick another person (Carlos) into paying for him.

Another thought that he could get a big return for a small amount of money ("Sun Jin Jing").

But in the end, he spent all the money on his body, and Loki took away the things he bought (the bracelet of death), leaving only one head (the high priest), and the previously agreed reward (traveling in the shop) Get out, the Sun Golden Sutra, which is of no use to Loki.)

After figuring it out, Carlos was almost pissed off again.

What's even more hateful is that Luo Ji, a cunning bastard, didn't pay anything, got benefits for nothing, and acted like a good boy.What does it mean to pay off debts without defaulting on each other? ? !Damn it!

But ignore those.

After knowing everything, the high priest, Imerton, just wanted to say hard: [Before you resurrect me, can you ask me in advance?Even if it's just an extra, I still have self-respect. 】Ansuna didn't want him, the fake Ra god didn't want him, and after Carlos woke up from a coma, he also thought he was ugly.

You know, the focus of Greek gods and Egyptian gods has never been on the same point.

The Egyptian gods may appreciate the masculine beauty of a strong and strong man like the high priest, and they are also very satisfied with the high priest's bald head, because they like to mess around with purification, body hair removal, and eyebrow shaving...

But the Greek gods, especially those on Mount Olympus, obviously prefer beautiful boys, beautiful young people...Even if they grow up and develop muscles, they must be handsome...be handsome and strong, strong can be, But you have to have beauty too!

Most importantly, don't be bald!

A bald man like Emerton.

Carlos, whose aesthetics has been completely assimilated by his beauty god mother, has only one sentence: 'You'd better go back to Hades and stay, goodbye. '

However, when Imerton looked hopeless and really planned to go out to seek death, he was held back by the soft-hearted Auroruo.

She begged hesitantly, "God Carlos, please don't do this, the high priest is very capable..."

The Storm Goddess felt guilty for what happened before, and after learning that the boy in front of her was also a god, her tone became more respectful.

However, due to the previous chat and friendship, she still involuntarily treats Carlos like a younger brother. Therefore, amidst the respect, she occasionally reveals the tenderness and love unique to women.

Compared with the bald high priest, Ororo, who is as beautiful as a black pearl, has a kind and gentle temper, is obviously more liked by Carlos.

Therefore, as soon as Carlos saw the watery light in Ororo's eyes, he immediately softened his heart.

In fact, he originally planned to prevent Imerton from committing suicide.

If he didn't come back to life, that's fine; if he came back to life, he wouldn't be so cruel if he killed him.

"Don't die... Be my priest! Oh, it's just... you, anyway, I don't have a priest..."

Imerton then jumped ship inexplicably, from the Egyptian god to the Greek god.

As for the future treatment, we will talk about it later.

But compared to the current High Priest of Emerton, who "has no love in life, lives with the situation, and stays where he is".

Carlos was still quite depressed: "It's so ugly... woo woo woo, that's my first position as a priest, why on earth did I agree to accept him as a priest!" '

"God Carlos, please raise your arms..."

The bald high priest said respectfully.

He is helping the god of the lazy bed to dress...

As for the meditation mentioned earlier, lying on the bed is also meditation, and practice is not about the form.

Life is getting more and more decadent, and Carlos, who even had someone help him put on his clothes, took another look at the conscientious and careful Imerton, sighed a long time, and secretly sighed in his heart: "Oh, if I can grow If it looks better, with a little hair, it will be perfect."

"God Carlos, it seems to have grown taller again."

Imerton fastened his buttons flexibly with his fingers, and complimented him, "The trousers are a bit shorter today."

Carlos raised his head in surprise: "Have I grown taller? Really? Really?"

The bald high priest, who had been expressionless all this time, subconsciously showed a smile on his face, and nodded meekly.

The sky is blue, the grass is green, the flowers are blooming, and the birds are chirping and mating.

What a season!

Carlos immediately felt in his heart: "Oh, actually, my priest is quite handsome with a bald head."