Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

My daughter-in-law will never die!

After more than ten years,

"Nice job, Randy!"

The sunny and cheerful John Drake was on a skateboard and slid over from the other end of the corridor like the wind. When he was close to his friend, he extended his palm and gave him a tacit high-five.Then, he jumped down nimbly, holding the skateboard between his arms, and asked enthusiastically, "How did your paranoid father react yesterday? Was he so angry that he wanted to kill you?"

A young boy with a backpack, a white hooded sweater and jeans, looking clean, with delicate eyebrows and eyes, seemed a little uncomfortable with the enthusiasm of his friends.

He raised his head awkwardly, pursed his lips a little, then shrugged his shoulders, and replied quickly: "On the contrary, he gave me a warm invitation letter, or acceptance letter."

"what?"

"That's right, I was admitted to work at Facebook, and they listed a bunch of super superior conditions, such as promotions, vacations, bonuses, medical insurance benefits, etc... The long-winded talk is like an attempt to brainwash me like a pyramid scheme... It makes me feel that only With him, I may get a good opportunity to show my talents!"

"Wait, you hacked the website he regarded as his life, hung a banner provocatively on the homepage of his website, mocked his website system [too simple], and he actually invited you to work there?"

"No, you're wrong, I'm not hacked, I just went in and walked around and took a look. Then, you misunderstood, that's not a provocation, I just left a message, it's like... like in a forum It’s like reading a post, reading a post and leaving a comment, this is a way of showing politeness. Besides, I helped him find a lot of loopholes in the security system, from this perspective, he should really thank me.”

"ok." John blinked and murmured blankly, "ok, although I still can't understand the brain circuits of you hackers, it sounds like the result is not bad?"

"I'm not a hacker, Eduardo won't allow me to do this. If he finds out about this... God, he will talk about me every day. Just like a while ago, Randy, don't be on the computer all the time; Randy, don't Like Carlos, drink juice all day long; Randy, no lazy bed; Randy, if you dare to misplace your books again, I will confiscate your computer..."

The little boy pursed his mouth, imitating his father's tone, and complaining loudly.

Then, he covered his forehead with his hand, sighed and said: "Oh! My lord, don't mention it... As for the result, I think it only proves one thing, that is, my other, more asshole That father does have a good eye."

"good taste?"

"Isn't it a good sight to see such a good person as Eduardo and to notice my outstanding talent?"

"...well, you're right." John Drake agreed gravely.

Then, he couldn't help asking curiously: "So, do you think you can get to know that paranoid father this year?"

"God knows!" Randy raised his head in pain: "I really don't understand Eduardo's entanglement. Is marathon running and love so fun? Carlos told me that Eduardo wanted to achieve equality in his career first, and then Talking about emotional equality, I don’t understand this! Anyway, I have lived in a single-parent family for more than ten years, and I don’t mind continuing to live in it! In fact, if he gets rid of Mark and finds a new one, I will No objection either. After all, although he has been grabbing Mark’s photo since he was a child, he apologized desperately and tried to tell me that he was my real father. It’s not that he doesn’t love me, it’s just that he doesn’t know! I'm used to the life of 'my dad is a photo'."

"Better than me!" A voice interrupted abruptly.

"Wow!" John whistled, "Hey, Daken, did you change your hairstyle again?"

"I can't do it without changing it! Those two damn locks of broken hair are always sticking up, it's too damaging for my masculinity!"

The boy with the mohawk haircut complained angrily that although he was only thirteen or fourteen years old, his three-dimensional facial features and his stature, which was obviously taller than his peers, gave him a somewhat masculine and domineering appearance. Feel.

As he strode over, he said aggressively: "What did you just say! Oh, yes! Don't rush to complain, think of me, Randy. Your own father is a 'photo', but he IQ is online, my dear dad is trying to climb the title of "the most stupid dad in history" every day. You can never imagine what he said to me this morning! Before I went to school, he secretly gave me a dozen Durex, Seriously explain that when I pick up girls, remember to wear a condom, and never do some disturbing behavior like my 'biological father'! Damn, how many times have I explained it! When Martha fell, I I just went up to help it naturally, that's not picking up girls!"

"No way? He still thinks you were born with Uncle Scott and someone else?"

John and Randy grasped the point and asked in unison.

Daken didn't reply, just smiled coldly, the answer was obvious.

"I don't understand, why didn't you just tell him?" Randy asked in a low voice.

"As far as I know, it was just a joke at the beginning, and I wanted to see how dull he was in the middle, and in the end..." Daken spread his hands and sighed, "Everyone is already desperate for him! To be honest, my dad is actually I am also quite broken. You know, sometimes he is too serious. It is rare for him to make a joke. He thought that it would not take long for the other party to wake up on his own. As a result, he did not expect things to develop to this point. Now, he himself does not Sorry to say it."

For a while, Randy was also silent.

Because, he really doesn't know the two situations of 'my father is a photo' and 'my father takes care of me as a stepson', which is worse.

"Your home is better, John."

After a while, Randy muttered something.

"My house? Are you sure?"

John Drake looked devastated, and rolled his eyes directly towards the ceiling: "Two days ago, they fought again. As you know, the fight between them was neither serious nor serious, which directly caused my house to be completely covered in ice. In the midst of the fire...they went all the way from the balcony to the living room, smashing my favorite coffee cup and two small speakers. Just when I wanted to try to break the fight, in less than three seconds, they were right in front of me This is really disgusting and disgusting to watch! This is not the first time, since the kidney source is so abundant, why don’t you just cut and change some apples? Please, don’t they Do you know that I'm still a minor? fu#k, having such parents is really worse than not having them, it's just terrible!"

The three boys looked at each other and sighed together: "Oh, adults, sometimes it's really annoying."

"Adolescent boys, they just have a lot of troubles."

Little Nina imitated Charles' tone, talking to herself like a little adult.

Nina, who has inherited the professor's huge spiritual ability, but develops it in a slightly different direction, can only hear the voices of others when they are emotionally intense.

In comparison, simple animals are easy to understand and much easier to control.

Nina, who was planning to play with animals, accidentally listened to such an interesting conversation, and suddenly rolled her eyes with a smile.

"What's wrong?" Cathy, who was holding the computer and playing games, raised her head curiously.

"It's nothing." Nina stretched her hand out of the window with a sweet smile, and a few little sparrows flew over immediately, landed lightly in her palm, and rubbed her fluffy head affectionately.

While feeding the sparrows with bread crumbs, she tilted her head slightly. The blue eyes inherited from Professor Charles almost shone in the sun: "Sister Cathy, I heard that last week, when Uncle Lang went to the parents' meeting, there was a big noise. Something went wrong?"

Cathy suddenly looked powerless: "Do you even know about this?"

"Uh... I just heard something from Carlos that day..." Nina blinked in surprise, "Is there something wrong?"

"nothing!"

Cathy put her hands on her head: "It's just... it's a bit... oh! It's like this, last week, I asked Dad to come to the school for a parent-teacher meeting..."

Because her mother, Maggie, opposed her access to the world of superpowers, when Cathy reached the school age, she neither applied for X Academy nor listened to Nick Fury's tricks to apply for Aegis Academy. Instead, she enrolled in a very ordinary school. Private elementary school.

Of course, during holidays, she still often comes to X Academy to get along well with her friends and her father, Ant-Man, and exchange feelings.

"Dad really tried his best this time."

Cathy tried to speak in an unbiased tone: "He had just completed the mission of Aegis, and rode flying ants all the way to rush here. But when he was about to arrive at school, he couldn't just wear the uniform of Ant-Man so ostentatiously." So, after he landed, he just found a corner to change clothes, and just took off his uniform... Uh, maybe he was too eager, he didn't wear anything in his uniform... It's not a big deal! Uncle Tony Didn’t you say it last time, did he wear underwear in the morning, put on steel armor, and go out to buy hamburgers? Well, maybe my dad is more unlucky. He was spotted by the school teacher and thought he was trying to run naked at the school gate , that harassing pervert..."

"God, what then?"

"There is no more... The teacher called the police. Unfortunately, he was absent from my entire parent-teacher meeting."

"I'm sorry to bring this up, Cathy," Nina said apologetically.

"No no, Nina, don't be like this, I don't feel bad."

Cathy showed a lively smile: "I know, dad also wants to help more people."

Then, she blinked handsomely: "You know, hemyhero, I love him."

Nina was amused by her and laughed.

When a group of children each had their own troubles and joys, Carlos was carefree browsing the game forum of X Academy to pass the time.

He has been doing nothing for the past few years and has become more and more lazy.

However, for him who is 'full of cheats', the game life is actually far less thrilling and exciting than ordinary players. However, he just shamelessly likes this 'master invincible' feeling!Therefore, insisting on signing in the game for so many years is really a very long relationship.

At this time, a new system notification just popped up. After he clicked on it and looked at it, he couldn't help sighing: "X College Game has opened several new areas, and the development is so fast. I feel that the number of registrations is fast. Hundreds of millions."

"Didn't you expect it? Eduardo has always been very capable."

Warren unpacked a bag of newly purchased fruit candies, and stuffed a piece of strawberry flavored one into his mouth: "A new brand, try it, is it sweet enough?"

"I didn't expect it, I just encouraged him."

Carlos had a candy in his mouth, and pretended to feel it: "Hey, I can't taste it."

"Can't taste it?" Warren repeated, bending over to look at him with a half-smile.

Carlos leaned over with a smile, raised his head, pointed to his mouth and asked, "Would you like to come and taste it for me?"

"You really..."

Warren suppressed a smile, lowered his head and kissed, but Carlos grabbed hold of him, and the two kissed for a long time before they separated.

Sometimes, Warren himself feels very strange, how can it be so long, like someone for so long?

"Speaking of Eduardo..."

At this time, Carlos changed the subject again and said, "Do you still remember the conflict between him and Mark?"

"Remember, it seems to be because of the advertisement?" Warren replied after a moment of thought.

"That's right." Carlos held back a smile and said, "Mark never agreed to advertise on Facebook before, but this time, for the game run by Eduardo, he got a huge ad space on the homepage and set up a color scheme. , has been enthusiastically publicized for a long time."

"Probably because... in a person's life, it is inevitable that exceptions will be made for some people." Warren concluded calmly.

Then, seeing that Carlos started refreshing the webpage again, he asked casually, "Is there any interesting news on the forum recently?"

"There is indeed a..."

Carlos swiped the tablet with his fingers and said, "A newly registered user whose id is the goddess of the Aegean Sea, she posts a post in the forum every year, similar to [this year, is my daughter-in-law dead?], [this year, My daughter-in-law is still alive!]... [This year, my daughter-in-law is still alive]!"

When talking about this, Carlos couldn't help gloating and said: "The conflict between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law in human beings is really cruel!"

However, Warren looked at the id silently, unable to speak for a while.

Then, he suddenly asked, "Carlos, what will you do if I die?"

"You won't die!" Carlos turned his head in surprise: "Didn't I tell you?"

"What?" Warren was completely dumbfounded.

"I made a deal with the Goddess of Death!"

Carlos explained: "She borrowed Deadpool's mobile phone before, and called me in the middle of the night to complain, asking me to restrain myself, try to cooperate with her, and don't multiply too many lives. You know, there are too many lives and dead ones. There is a lot of time! Therefore, if there are too many reproductions, her work will increase dramatically, and she will have no time to do beauty treatments and date Deadpool. I thought about it and agreed. But I took the opportunity to make a request, which is... ...Tell her not to take you away from me, and she agrees very easily. So, we have agreed."

"You agreed? Why don't I know?"

Warren asked in disbelief.

"Maybe I forgot to tell you, it's not a big deal." Carlos replied heartlessly.

Then, he continued to look at the post and laughed: "Look, Warren, this post is so funny! Every time the poster complains, everyone will attack, saying, 'I have never seen such a bad mother-in-law'. But she ignored it at all, you see, she was complaining to herself again, "My daughter-in-law didn't die this year, and my son insisted on him, and I couldn't do anything to him... When did he end up?" Only then can you die! This world’s Hades, work is so irresponsible’, I’m laughing so hard! Another day, I’ll definitely take a screenshot and show it to the goddess of death, this is also a kind of complaint letter haha!”

Warren continued to stare at him wordlessly.

After a long time, he said quietly: "Believe it or not, I can guess the title of her last post?"

"what?"

"The title of her last post must be [After so many years, my daughter-in-law will never die!]"

The author has something to say: there is no kindergarten, only primary school students.

I originally planned to write about kindergarten, but a few relatives came to my house... Ah, quickly put down my Captain America shield!lay down!If I break it, I swear, I will fight with you guys!Don't give away my sister's badge wallet, Deadpool's bow tie or give away, go away!

So, let's decide to stay with the Genius Boys, as long as the brats have a protagonist!