Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

S.H.I.E.L.D. eats jujube pills

In the following period of time, Carlos turned all his attention back to his lover.

He referred to Mark's "love program" and carefully implemented it every day. Taking the most common kiss as an example, what a good morning kiss and a good night kiss is simply inferior!Two guys with wings can have a hot heavenly kiss!

"Oh my god, I'm going to go blind!"

The mutant students who had 'clairvoyance', or similar visual abilities, accidentally saw this scene, covered their eyes, and silently threw dozens of complaint letters to the suggestion box at the dean's door, with various reasons, such as 'pollution of the blue sky' Bai Yun', what's 'forcing my eyes'; what's 'discussion on the possibility of being thrown to death for a kiss in the air'; what's 'every kiss is like this, does the principal know? '

The principal knows.

Professor Charles almost laughed out loud as he read the letters of complaint.

On the other hand, Warren was in a great mood.

From the moment he fell in love with Carlos, he knew that his lover definitely did not belong to that kind of gentle and caring type.

But it's such a pleasant surprise to receive such a lovely response once in a while.

In fact, many times in private, Qin, Scott, and Bobby have secretly asked him: "Are you sure that Carlos' mind is mature enough to know what love is?"

Warren was a bit hesitant, too, but it was like Carlos yelling 'I already gave you the cookie'.

It sounds funny at first, but in fact, in the follow-up relationship, Carlos will not only share his cookies, but will keep a small portion of delicious ones (sometimes, this cheapskate will only leave next sip) give him...

Well, if this matter is told, it may still be laughed at by everyone.

But Warren has gradually understood what Carlos wanted to express. The focus is not on 'food', but on 'you have a special place in my heart, and I always keep you in my mind', and 'I would like to Share everything I love with you'.

Of course, Warren doesn't intend to tell anyone about these sweet thoughts (brain supplements).

Anyway, he didn't think there was anything wrong with Carlos at all.

Perhaps, in the eyes of outsiders, Carlos is mostly unreliable, and he pays silently.

But Warren felt that it was the presence of Carlos that made his life more colorful.

Every day, as long as I saw him running around in school with his head held high, his chest held high like a little rooster, confidently flaunting his wings, full of energy, and surprisingly contagious, he couldn't help laughing, and then he felt happy. all day.

At this point, he is not the only one who thinks so.

In fact, even though a group of mutant students of X Academy occasionally think he is annoying, as long as they don't see him fly by for a day, they will feel as if something is missing around them.

So, everyone loves him.

This kind of love is not love, but it is like the Chinese love the Great Wall of the Forbidden City, the British love Big Ben, and the French love the Louvre, without "it"...

Warren never wanted Carlos to change anything.

Because 'no matter what you look like, good, bad, neither is bad, I like it'.

When Carlos was passive, both of them had a very good relationship; now that Carlos took the initiative, the two immediately showed their affection every day.

Meanwhile, Wolverine Logan and Scott's wedding went a bit awry.

It's not a bad thing, but Captain America Steve suddenly suggested 'Logan, do you want to have a group wedding together? '

The Winter Soldier was so frightened that the slices of bread fell to the ground.

"We should give our kids a whole family, Bucky."

Antique Steve said seriously.

So, the old Brooklyn Yizhi was stunned for three seconds.

Then, with a swollen face, he thought about it seriously and said: "You are right, Steve. It's easy, I'll find a girlfriend! The other day, Logan and I were at the bar at the bar Sitting and having a drink, a dozen or so girls came over and stuffed me with a small note with their mobile phone number."

Everyone watched as the great Captain America and former Nazi nemesis Steve petrified, dried, and cracked in an instant...

The Winter Soldier laughed slowly.He lightly licked his somewhat dry lips with the tip of his tongue, and said with a smile: "Idiot, I'm just kidding you."

Later, after Tony received the wedding invitation, he complained to Carlos in pain during the video call: "God, I swear, I will never participate. Think about it, Logan, a veteran of World War I, and Steve, a veteran of World War II." Husband and James, what a wedding of the elderly! Terrible!"

Carlos laughed happily: "You just said it casually, that's your Uncle Rogers and Uncle Barnes. If you don't go, Howard will be angry."

"I'm sure and sure, my grandfather gave birth to a son and taught Howard."

Tony immediately rolled his eyes and said, but in the end, he couldn't help laughing.

Because of the temporary decision to marry Logan and the others, Captain America and the Winter Soldier, who had been fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, took a long paid vacation with Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Nick Fury.

Among them, including marriage leave, honeymoon, maternity leave... It is estimated that it will take at least a year before they cancel the leave.

"Director, approve it?" the glamorous female agent Hill asked hesitantly.

The black director asked with a wooden face: "If they don't approve it, what will they do?"

"Maybe... uh, resign? Seriously, I'm getting more and more confused about what these people are thinking! Everything is messed up! Chief, what should we do?" Hill, who has always been a strong woman, I feel a headache.

How to do?

what can I do?I am also desperate! ! !

Nick Fury took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said: "Grant! But I need to have a good talk with the captain."

"By the way, where's Deadpool?"

Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., who was short of manpower, finally remembered a missing person, and asked, "What has Deadpool been up to lately? Is there any news?"

The shrewd and capable Agent Hill immediately reported in detail: "After the apocalypse incident, he ran away with the trainee detective Bob. According to the investigation, before he disappeared, he took Carlos and went to trap Stry together. About three weeks later, he made an appearance on the subway, posing as Spider-Man, tricking a nine-year-old girl into telling a nine-year-old girl that she had run out of spider silk and had no money to take a taxi to take the subway, and then , the little girl generously gave him ten dollars..."

The black one-eyed director raised his head in surprise: "Does he want to show some face when he cheats on the little girl?"

"Does he have that thing?" Hill asked directly, raising his eyebrows.

Fury was speechless, and motioned her to continue resentfully.

Hill went on to report: "... about a week ago, I got a crazy email from him."

"Wait, you didn't mention this to me?" Fury interrupted her again, staring at her with one eye with some dissatisfaction, and asked sternly.

"How do I mention it?" Agent Hill was obviously a little annoyed: "Should I go to tell you that the Deadpool guy wrote in the email... because he was nominated for the best actor at the 74th Golden Globe Awards. Actors, so, went to the awards ceremony? What kind of nonsense, what kind of nonsense is this?"

"This damn bastard!" Nick Fury was stunned, and angrily cursed another ugly word.

Hill calmly closed the folder, pretending not to hear.

All the employees under him are hard to manage.

Black chiefs are under a lot of pressure.

Although in recent years, the villains have not been very powerful, and no large-scale accidents have occurred, reducing the chances of the Avengers and X-Men to save the world.

But in fact, small-scale crimes and some anti-human guys have not stopped.

For example, the rhinoceros man in Queens, New York, has always insisted on "highway robbery - caught by Spiderman to prison - escaped - robbed, by the way provoking Spiderman - caught by Spiderman again in prison ' Such a repetitive routine.

If there is no Spider-Man, similar small accidents can be solved by Agents of SHIELD with a little effort, hard work, and a little more time.

But certainly not as efficient as the former.

Before the captain of the United States was too "passive and slow", he performed such tasks, which saved a lot of time and manpower for SHIELD, and at the same time, he could always solve the problem perfectly.

Unfortunately, the good old days are gone forever...

Nick Fury believes that it is absolutely impossible to just watch the high-end combat power being lost little by little.

For this reason, he tried his best to persuade Captain America, and explained from all angles that "family is important, but for the future of the family, you must earn money to support the family and take up the responsibility of a man!" '

Then, he patiently and meticulously listed a table with a statistical data rushed out overnight by SHIELD's financial department.

The specific summary summarizes a series of prices such as diaper money, milk powder money, toys, etc. that need to be paid to raise a child.

The captain who was an art student was taken aback for a while.

As for "making money to support the family", the old-fashioned and conservative captain nodded repeatedly, agreeing with this point of view.

For Bucky and the boy...

He felt that he should really work hard and earn more money. Now that the price of goods has indeed risen sharply, he can't just sit and eat.

Three days later, at the instigation of the Winter Soldier, at the invitation of Carlos, he joined the film production of "Captain America 1" invested by Howard Stark and sponsored by X Academy.

Nick Fury went crazy: "Is Howard crazy, or am I crazy? Making movies? He is a science and engineering major, and wants to make movies?"

"Uh... calm down, Chief."

Agent Hill took a few steps back subconsciously, and tried his best to explain: "Howard said that he is old and will not live for a few days. Before he dies, he should leave something behind, for example, record his heroic deeds in the past Come down... And, not only the captain, he also found Iron Man, his son Tony Stark to play the young 'Howard' in the movie, and invited Agent 13, yes, you heard that right, Peggy's Niece, play Peggy..."

"Damn it, Sao Bao Stark!" The black director has nothing to love.

"Director, Coulson is also on leave." Agent Hill continued to pour cold water on him.

"He also asked for leave? Why?"

"On personal leave, he went to the crew of "Captain America 1" and applied for an extra actor. Carlos, the assistant director, admired him very much, and decided on the spot to let him play a member of the Roaring Commando."

"What!!!" Fury roared: "You tell him to get out of here immediately!"

Hill made a embarrassed expression and replied: "You know, being able to fight side by side with Captain America is a beautiful dream that Coulson has set since he was a child wearing crotch pants. Now the dream has come true, and he Accidentally... Le passed out."

House seemingly endless rain.

When Fury was on the verge of dying of anger, an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. hurried over to report, "Director, the energy monitoring showed abnormalities. According to analysis, the president's son-in-law is here again."

"????"

"Horses... Aliens! That alien prince who loves horses and married three horses from our earth is here again!"