Mutants' Daily Life [Comprehensive British and American]

Children, give birth as soon as you want!

When Tony Stark received Howard's call, he was driving pajamas in his big villa. His group of friends, plus a group of scantily clad female models who did not know where to find, were accompanying him. Dance together to the music.

Amidst the raucous rock music, he casually pushed away several beautiful female models who came over to flatter him, while casually picked up the phone.

"Tony." The caller turned out to be Howard who rarely called him.

His serious voice suddenly sounded on the phone, and after hearing the noisy voice over there, he asked sharply: "Is it lively at home?"

"I remember, I mentioned it before you left, and you didn't object at that time, pajamas party..." Tony said in a lazy, rebellious and unruly tone that he used to face his father, secretly complaining: "If you don't spend Christmas with me, I have to find someone who is willing to spend it with me. At least it's lively. Christmas alone is a bit lonely."

"Find a quiet place to talk, I need your help." Howard ordered directly, having no time to pay attention to his chaotic private life.

"What are you doing?" Tony was a little unhappy, but he walked obediently to the balcony, while sarcastically saying, "Could it be to help arrange your little lover? What's your name this time, Jenny? Anna ? I warn you, if you dare to betray your mother, I want you..."

"Your mother is hurt."

"..." Tony was speechless in shock.

"Don't let anyone know about this, Tony, you come to this place..." Howard quickly reported his current address in a remote suburb, and warned again: "Come alone, drive here by yourself , Absolutely don’t let anyone know about this. Be careful on the road, it’s dangerous... I shouldn’t have looked for you, but now, I don’t know who I can trust..."

After hanging up the phone with Tony, Howard couldn't help leaning his back against a tree with a tired look on his face.

Although his ingenuity and intelligence are few in the world, he is now in his 70s, lacking in energy and physical strength. After a car accident, assassination and escape, he barely survived until now and is exhausted.

But even so, he knew he couldn't fall down, because beside him was his wife who was seriously injured in a car accident; an unreliable child with wings, who claimed to be a god, but was only seven or eight years old; Yes, it seems to be brainwashed, it is very dangerous, and now the old friend who is 'pregnant', this situation can be called chaos...

He thought about the current situation, checked his wife's injuries, and after confirming that there would be no problem for the time being, he suppressed his worries and turned his attention to the boy who claimed to be a god.

The situation just now was too dangerous, he only vaguely saw a boy with a bare bottom and wings.At this time, with the help of the moonlight, he realized that this boy was like a little angel flying down from the cathedral wall, with short blond thick hair, delicate features, but a chubby pretty face, even though he was wearing a slightly unmatched Glasses, but it only adds a cuteness, and it won't make people feel ugly.

'Tony was so cute when he was little...'

Perhaps because of the experience of life and death, Howard couldn't help but miss his relatives, but he was inexplicably aroused by this child with a fatherly feeling.

He remembered his son's cute appearance when he was young, and his tone involuntarily slowed down, becoming very gentle: "Son, what's your name?"

Carlos, who didn't bring any clothes and could only wrap his whole body in Howard's suit jacket, and finally stopped showing his butt, still maintained a dazed expression.

But he was always asked this question on Mount Olympus before, so he replied politely according to what his mother taught him: "I am Carlos, the son of Aphrodite, the god of beauty, and my vocation is to reproduce and reproduce. .”

It has to be said that although Aphrodite, the god of beauty, has a dissolute temper and many lovers, she also has a heart for her son.

That's why she let her youngest son go out and report his name outside, just for other gods to look after her face and take care of this little son.

It's a pity that in this world, Howard didn't feel anything at all after hearing this self-introduction, but was very speechless.

Carlos was also speechless, he really couldn't understand his physique.

Not long ago, she was foolishly preparing for the hellish senior high school entrance examination in the classroom, but the next moment she was dressed as Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty in Greek mythology, the youngest son born by an adulterous affair behind her husband's back, and inherited A godhead called 'Reproduction'.

Well, it's good to become a god, at least you don't need to take the exam.

But just two days after I was happy, I realized that my instinct as the god of reproduction was to 'stare at someone who is pregnant'.Although this "pupil technique" is very powerful, but since then, on Mount Olympus, he has changed from a "innocence, a cute, occasionally naughty little angel" into a plague god who "everyone shouts and beats, but when he appears, he immediately clears the place around him." ', really sad.

Finally, God King Zeus finally couldn't stand everyone's complaints that he was pregnant when he accidentally saw Carlos every day. At Carlos' own request, he got a pair of glasses that limited his ability, and then solved this problem.

Carlos, however, had only just put on his glasses, and again...

'Could it be that I am the legendary time-traveling physique? 'Carlos pondered in a daze.

"That... Carlos, is Sergeant Barnes okay? It's the killer just now..."

Howard looked sympathetically at the "supposedly pregnant" Winter Soldier who had fainted from "morning sickness" and couldn't help explaining a few words based on his own speculation: "He shouldn't be a bad person, maybe he was brainwashed by bad people to look like It was like before...so, he..."

"Oh, he's fine, he's just pregnant." Carlos replied obediently, "Don't worry."

"Pregnant? Can men have children?" Howard felt that his three views were shattered.

"No, it's just pregnancy, it can't be born." Carlos explained seriously: "A child must have a father and a mother. A person cannot give birth. If he wants a child, I will go back and help the child find a father, and he will be born."

Howard was a little dizzy when he heard it. In fact, he wasn't the only one who was dizzy, the group of gods on Mount Olympus were even more dizzy.

Not to mention his extraordinary abilities, this newborn god of 'reproduction' still maintains a very simple family concept, which is completely different from his romantic mother Aphrodite who messes around every day.

Because he stubbornly believes that a child must be conceived by two people. Of course, gender and species can be relaxed. He is very fraternal and open.But there has to be one who acts as mother and one who acts as father so that new life can be conceived.

Perhaps it was precisely because of his cognition that he invisibly set an additional rule for his 'staring at someone pregnant' skill.

Although he is indeed "staring at someone who is pregnant", if the person he is staring at has no lover in the near future, that is, if the "child" conceived does not have the role of father...then, even if she is pregnant in October, she will not be able to give birth in the end.

At best, the person who was stared at just had an extra period of "beautiful" experience of "pregnancy in October".

(All the gods of Mount Olympus: who wants this experience, goodbye!)

But if the person he stared at has a suitable father candidate in the near future and is willing to keep the child.

As long as Carlos is within three months of pregnancy, let Carlos hold his little bow and arrow, like his brother Eros, and use his own ability, the two of them will each shoot an arrow, then, after the pregnancy in October, this both The child of 'father' and 'mother' can be born safely (Carlos' service is very thoughtful, at this time, the gender of the child can be selected).

After hearing this explanation, Howard was completely in a state of confusion.

He felt that his years of biological knowledge had been completely overturned.

On the contrary, his bleeding wife, Maria Stark, is receptive.

She smiled weakly, reached out and held his wrist gently, and said tenderly: "Howard, this ability is awesome. I always wanted to give Tony a younger sister..."

"Maria, I just want you to be safe and sound." Howard quickly interrupted her and said seriously and affectionately.

"Why don't you worry, this is ready!" Carlos waved the small bow and arrow that suddenly appeared out of thin air, flapped his small wings, and his large suit jacket fluttered behind him like a small cape.

While flying in mid-air, he pointed to the Winter Soldier and suggested, "If you want a girl, he can help give birth!"

Maria Stark's expression was stiff, and her tone twisted uncontrollably: "You said let him give Howard a baby?!!"

Carlos, who has been spoiled by the group of gods in the Greek gods who have chaotic relationships, no taboo between men and women, occasional incest, and shameless gods, didn't feel anything wrong at all, and nodded happily: " That's right, in this way, the baby will be born and both parents will be born."

"Wait, let's discuss what to do next." Howard decisively changed the topic with a headache: "Although the current situation is temporarily safe, we are not completely out of danger. In order to prevent people from continuing to be hunted down, we I think we should take this opportunity to feign death..."

Although he wore it twice, Carlos, who had always lived in a simple environment, listened to Howard talking in a daze, with a dull expression on his face.

However, at this moment, Maria Stark, who was once seriously injured and was on the verge of dying, burst into vigorous vitality in an instant.

She ignored her husband's schemes and plans, and swore to herself that she must live strong and never let a man take Mrs. Stark's seat!

(Winter Soldier: No...)